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JoeEkaitis
02-10-2006, 04:28 AM
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JoeEkaitis
02-10-2006, 04:34 AM
"What did she mean by 'Nice knees, Namath'?"

Cheryll
02-10-2006, 05:10 AM
Only two hours left before the big game and Ted was still trying to decide what to wear... :)

Cheryll

tiny
02-10-2006, 05:42 AM
"She's going to walk in and be so all over me in this."

threedogpeople
02-10-2006, 05:46 AM
I love it when my dingleberries get to hang unencumbered.

brokenfingers
02-10-2006, 05:50 AM
"I wonder if they've noticed I've escaped yet?"

Unique
02-10-2006, 06:24 AM
'It sounded like good money at the time; now I'm not so sure.'

robeiae
02-10-2006, 06:26 AM
"I wonder why my wife needs all those 'D' batteries?"

Rob

DeniseK
02-10-2006, 06:45 AM
Ho hum, chicken or fish for dinner? I get so tired of cooking the same old thing!

Shwebb
02-10-2006, 07:02 AM
"Does this football clash with my dress?"

Cheryll
02-10-2006, 09:17 PM
I should have chosen the leather bustier to go with the pigskin.

brokenfingers
02-10-2006, 09:20 PM
"Man, if only I'd held the ball two inches lower when he kicked..."

alleycat
02-10-2006, 10:08 PM
“Toss the football with little Johnny, make breakfast, do the shopping, shave my legs . . . a transvestites's work is never done.”

Serenity
02-11-2006, 04:06 AM
"That's the last time I'll ever drink a fifth of tequilla at a Superbowl party..."

Yeshanu
02-11-2006, 04:39 AM
"Wow! My slippers match my coffee cup!"





"I think I need a life..."

Albedo of Zero
02-11-2006, 12:59 PM
Ahh, if only I had a penny for every thought I've had. (sigh)

Paint
02-11-2006, 09:16 PM
Cary Grant was getting tired of waiting for the game to begin.

WerenCole
02-11-2006, 09:59 PM
What did she say again? Place pigskin in oven and bake for. . . which oven was that again? Damn that Myrtle, I'll just wait here till she gets back. . .

Cheryll
02-15-2006, 04:49 AM
Nair or waxing? Decisions, decisions...

eldragon
02-16-2006, 05:19 AM
Is it time to film Adam 12 Yet?

threedogpeople
02-16-2006, 05:33 AM
It feel all squishy under my nightshirt.

poetinahat
02-16-2006, 05:43 AM
That's the LAST time I buy a pocket-sized cellphone. Where the hell are my pants, and how do I dial this thing?

talkwrite
08-06-2007, 09:50 PM
It's Quarter back or nothing-or no flapjacks for you!

auntybug
08-06-2007, 10:40 PM
I wonder if this makes my butt look big...

Jersey Chick
08-06-2007, 10:52 PM
Hmmm... which shoes? These or the heels? Damn it, where's a second opinion when you need it?

Backward Masking
08-07-2007, 07:45 AM
"This coffee has a nutty aftertaste..."

janetbellinger
08-14-2007, 04:06 AM
I think I have something stuck between my teeth.

rosebud1981
08-15-2007, 04:50 AM
Frank wondered why everybody was staring at him. Obviously they had never seen a man holding a football and a cup of coffee at the same time before

Del
08-15-2007, 05:09 AM
Frank was beginning to think that his investment in the football juice squeezer company was probably going to loose him as much as when he invested in men's dresses.