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scarletpeaches
02-09-2006, 06:02 AM
:e2chain: Choose!:e2chain:

Perks
02-09-2006, 06:05 AM
I'm nearly afraid to ask what will happen if I decline. I'm relying on the nearly four thousand miles between us, Scarlet.

So, in all love and affection, pound sand.

(Although, I still adore you.)

scarletpeaches
02-09-2006, 06:07 AM
Hey, I forgot about the packet of sweets I bought this afternoon, that I'd shoved to the bottom of my handbag. It's 2am and I'm on a sugar rush. Let's just blame my early-hours psychosis on that, hmm?

robeiae
02-09-2006, 06:10 AM
Kittens are chewy. But the little claws get stuck in your teeth.

Rob :)

trumancoyote
02-09-2006, 06:10 AM
Why can't one choose both?

scarletpeaches
02-09-2006, 06:12 AM
Start your own goddamn pointless thread before you start pickin' holes in my kittens, truman! Take your sex-wee elsewhere, freakshow!

Mmm, kittens...chewy...

writerterri
02-09-2006, 06:56 AM
:e2chain: Choose!:e2chain:



I have a Xanex sweety and one of these http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_13_1.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZUxdm080YYUS) and call me in the morning and we'll talk about it.....


Poor dear, we've gotten to her. HASKINS!

Eveningsdawn
02-09-2006, 07:49 AM
Peaches, you are twisted.

Elincoln
02-09-2006, 07:52 AM
You do mean cooked kitten, right?

Sushi kitten isn't quite the same.

mdin
02-09-2006, 07:52 AM
What, exactly, is "sex-wee" anyway?

Sarita
02-09-2006, 07:55 AM
Paint a portrait using only poo and sex-wee Yeah, but who would the portrait have to be of?

Shwebb
02-09-2006, 08:01 AM
Do we get to cook the kitty, first? (I'm just wondering . . . )

As far as the poo, my kids have dabbled in that medium already. Reviews of the artwork were decidedly negative.

Celia Cyanide
02-09-2006, 10:25 AM
Can we choose to paint with either poo OR sex wee, or are we required to utilize both media?

mkcbunny
02-09-2006, 11:04 AM
What, exactly, is "sex-wee" anyway?
I'm waiting for the answer to this myself. But not knowing didn't stop me from voting for scatological art. Man, it'd be easy. A lot easier than looking my cats in the eye after Kitten Cordon Bleu.

Unique
02-09-2006, 04:32 PM
Only for you, Scarlett.

:::shakes head and walks away::::

Just guess which one I picked. Ha. The first two guesses don't count.

Yeshanu
02-09-2006, 07:40 PM
I'm all for painting, whatever the media.

Kittens are too small to make more than a mouthful. I vote that we wait until they're 20-lb monsters, and can feed the whole family...






(Did I actually just write that?) :gone:

scarletpeaches
02-10-2006, 03:11 AM
I can't believe some of you don't know what sex-wee is!

It's wee-wee that comes out of a man's pork sword as a result of sexual disgustingness! Baby gravy! Man-glue!

mkcbunny
02-10-2006, 07:18 AM
The problem is the word "wee." Where I live that doesn't mean semen in any form of slang. You say "sex wee" to me, and I think of people peeing and crapping on each other.

DamaNegra
02-10-2006, 08:30 AM
Aw come on, what else could sex wee mean?














Ok.... not really sure I want that question answered...

scarletpeaches
02-10-2006, 08:45 AM
I'm responsible for this thread. Man alive, I'm so proud!

scarletpeaches
02-10-2006, 08:46 AM
The problem is the word "wee." Where I live that doesn't mean semen in any form of slang. You say "sex wee" to me, and I think of people peeing and crapping on each other.

I stole a catchphrase from a UK television programme, Bo! Selecta. Only sick people watch it.

mkcbunny
02-10-2006, 08:49 AM
I stole a catchphrase from a UK television programme, Bo! Selecta. Only sick people watch it.
Now see, if I lived there, then maybe I'd be familar with the term.

scarletpeaches
02-10-2006, 08:53 AM
This is scarletpeaches you're talking to. If people understood what I was talking about, my raison d'etre would collapse.

WerenCole
02-10-2006, 09:10 AM
There are twenty four ways to skin a cat. . . kitten. . . how do you like yours?

scarletpeaches
02-10-2006, 09:11 AM
Peppered kitten steak en croute, thanking you kindly.

trumancoyote
02-10-2006, 09:13 AM
How in the queef is Paint a portrait using only poo and sex-wee beating Eat a Kitten?!

You people are ****in' sick.

mkcbunny
02-10-2006, 09:48 AM
How in the queef is Paint a portrait using only poo and sex-wee beating Eat a Kitten?!

You people are ****in' sick.
And eating kittens is not sick? What's a little poo on canvas?

maestrowork
02-10-2006, 10:09 AM
How about eating a kitten while smearing with poo and sex wee.. Sounds like a fun Friday evening activity.

brokenfingers
02-10-2006, 12:13 PM
Well, I had no problem voting as I've been a kittylicker from way back...