So the phone rings and there's this very gravelly sounding man on the other end who sounds like his blood type is Lucky Strike.
Caller: Ma'am. This will just take a minute of your time. I am calling on behalf of the Shriners and we raise money every year for children who have disabilities and who have things like autism and Down syndrome and what not and some of these kiddies never get to get out and have fun and so we take them to the circus every year. Anything you can contribute will bring a smile to a little child's face this evening can we count on your support, ma'am.
Me: Can I make a suggestion? It's just that I can't get behind the circus. Why not take the kids to a baseball game or on a picnic or something like Chuck E Cheese?
Lucky Strike: Unnnhhh
Me: Blah blah blah elephants and their feelings
Blah blah blah cruelty
Lucky Strike: (AT & T wall of silence)
Me: Hello?
Hung up on by a solicitor. I feel like I just got my Girl Scout badge in Tedious Windbag.
Caller: Ma'am. This will just take a minute of your time. I am calling on behalf of the Shriners and we raise money every year for children who have disabilities and who have things like autism and Down syndrome and what not and some of these kiddies never get to get out and have fun and so we take them to the circus every year. Anything you can contribute will bring a smile to a little child's face this evening can we count on your support, ma'am.
Me: Can I make a suggestion? It's just that I can't get behind the circus. Why not take the kids to a baseball game or on a picnic or something like Chuck E Cheese?
Lucky Strike: Unnnhhh
Me: Blah blah blah elephants and their feelings
Blah blah blah cruelty
Lucky Strike: (AT & T wall of silence)
Me: Hello?
Hung up on by a solicitor. I feel like I just got my Girl Scout badge in Tedious Windbag.