A Space! A Space! My Kingdom for...

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

... a space!

Anyone remember where I parked the king?

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You mean Elvis?

There's a kingdom known here in NJ as the Garden State Parkinglot. It's probably stuck there.

Lot 3-H, Parking Space 318-G on zoned parking provision 319876-54 has a hearse. If you need help, you can ask the driver there for a lift.

*queen takes bishop's pawn*

Checkmate!

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

Geez... what would the fine for 528 years of illegal parking be?!

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I'm not sure, but I once kept a library book that long.

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

Geez... what would the fine for 528 years of illegal parking be?!

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For sure it'll be cheaper to buy new identity papers and a plane ticket to Brazil...

Around back of the Waffle House. The King and William Shatner were wolfing down pancakes and hashbrowns.

Maryn said:

I dunno, but my dad owes more than two grand to the library in fines on a book he checked out in 1944. As a child, I used to calculate what he owed every New Year's Day.

That probably pales in comparison to the parking fee, even with a daily maximum.

Maryn, laughing

Edit: Haggis, are you my dad?

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I wouldn't wish that on you, Maryn.

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

... a space!

Anyone remember where I parked the king?

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Down in Goals and Accomplishments?

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

Geez... what would the fine for 528 years of illegal parking be?!

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Bless Edward I's wisdom with his law against usury.

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

Geez... what would the fine for 528 years of illegal parking be?!

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Ok, we can work this out...

I once received a £60 fine for buying a parking ticket in a train station car park at 8.58am (before 9am was permit parking only and I didn't have a permit).

So if 2 minutes = £60, 528 years would be £8,325,504,000

Please note that I have not factored in leap years, nor added on any overdue fines. The train station car park was also in the arse end of Kent, where fines may be more draconian than elsewhere in the UK.

Alternatively, we could just clamp the body and have it towed away and crushed... I believe there's still an impounding fee involved here though.

ETA - actually if you don't pay a parking fee within 28 days it increases by 50% - not doing the maths on that one

He's over in the handicap parking. Notice the little tag with the hunchback icon?

shakeysix said:

He's over in the handicap parking. Notice the little tag with the hunchback icon?

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Wait wait wait....

If he parked in a disabled space without displaying a valid blue badge, he's in SERIOUS trouble

Catalyn said:

Wait wait wait....

If he parked in a disabled space without displaying a valid blue badge, he's in SERIOUS trouble

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I believe he parked under the disabled space.

Haggis said:

I believe he parked under the disabled space.

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You do unbend your noble strength, to think so brainsickly of things.