Favorite fictional curses

Patrick.S

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So what is the best curse you've ever read. I'll go first.
In Skystone by Jack Whyte a character exclaims:
"By the combined crotches of the vestal virgins!"
 

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Anything from Blackadder (second series on). Some of the funniest and most ridiculous things ever to be said on television.
 

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I tend to giggle at unusual euphemisms.

In one of my WIPs I have some of the kids cursing by saying "Wocking jabbers!" which is a curse that evolved due to the Jabberwock actually existing.
 

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I like 'Smeg' from Red Dwarf. During my teenage years everyone was calling everyone else a smeghead.