View Full Version : Favorite fictional curses

03-22-2013, 08:21 PM
So what is the best curse you've ever read. I'll go first.
In Skystone by Jack Whyte a character exclaims:
"By the combined crotches of the vestal virgins!"

03-24-2013, 06:59 AM
Anything by Jenks in the Hollows series. That is one creative pixie.

03-24-2013, 07:50 PM
Anything from Blackadder (second series on). Some of the funniest and most ridiculous things ever to be said on television.

03-25-2013, 10:27 PM
I've always liked this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pnw_9PIkyGE)

03-25-2013, 10:47 PM
I tend to giggle at unusual euphemisms (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnusualEuphemism).

In one of my WIPs I have some of the kids cursing by saying "Wocking jabbers!" which is a curse that evolved due to the Jabberwock actually existing.

03-25-2013, 11:42 PM
I like 'Smeg' from Red Dwarf. During my teenage years everyone was calling everyone else a smeghead.