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03-15-2013, 04:18 PM
In this game take a famous line from a movie or book and show how it originally looked before it was edited.

Like this:

from Gone With The Wind

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a yak's testicles damn."

03-15-2013, 07:59 PM
"Call me Jimmy Caligula Max Percival Stanislaus Montmorency Ishmael."

03-15-2013, 08:34 PM
"I am coming back, really. Let's meet back here at...oh.. whada'ya say to maybe four o'clock? Is that too early? We can make it later if you want. I'll be back."
'The Terminator' (http://www.moviefone.com/movie/the-terminator/3281/main) (1984)

Drachen Jager
03-15-2013, 08:36 PM
I'm going to assume songs are okay too.

"All we are is flatulence dust in the wind."

03-15-2013, 08:41 PM
Ooh, I like this game. :)

Try something new. Try before you buy. Try your best. Try people's patience. Try a little tenderness. Do, or do not. There is no try.

03-15-2013, 09:01 PM
Forrest Gump: Hello. I'm Forrest. Forrest Gump.

Army Bus Driver: Oh... nice to meet you, Forrest. Do you suppose you could move a little faster here and get on the bus now? See... we're in a bit of a hurry and need to get back to base by 4:30 and it's getting close now. Nobody gives a horse's shit who you are, fuzzballl! You're not even a low-life, scum-sucking maggot! Get your maggoty ass on the bus! You're in the army now!

03-15-2013, 09:15 PM
"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a forum moderator contender."

On The Waterfront

03-15-2013, 09:36 PM
Damn...! I'd love to just reach out and grab those tits!
See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O that I were a glove upon that hand, that I might touch that cheek!" Romeo and Juliet Quote (Act II, Sc. II).

03-15-2013, 09:48 PM
"I've always depended on the kindness of trombonists serial killers exorcists jai alai players disc jockeys strangers."

A Streetcar Named Desire

Drachen Jager
03-16-2013, 12:03 AM
"May the force be with you sometimes on weekdays before noon on Saturdays when you're trying to impress chicks in the bar always."

03-16-2013, 12:22 AM
Don't be such a tightass, man, just because you didn't think it up first, think it's "weird," can't see it, hear it, touch it, taste it or screw it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. News flash -- you don't know everything there is to know. Open your alleged mind, you poseur; stop playing the hipster. Tune in to the metaphysical if you want to be a cool, melodramatic authentically dark hipster -- like me. *passes Horatio a blotter* There are stranger things, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophies.

Drachen Jager
03-16-2013, 01:14 AM
"Beware the Jabberwock Ides of March."

03-16-2013, 01:41 AM
Gambino Happy families are all alike; every Lucchese unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

Anna Karenina

03-16-2013, 11:48 PM
Love means never having to sleep on the wet patch say you're sorry.

Love Story

03-17-2013, 12:02 AM
Last night I dreamed I went to Pinsk Hollywood an orgy Lourdes the ladies' room Grandma's house Manderley again.


03-17-2013, 07:07 AM
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a (prenuptial agreement)(off shore bank account)(good attorney) wife."

Drachen Jager
03-17-2013, 07:51 AM
O God, I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have genital herpes bad dreams.

03-17-2013, 07:54 AM
I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a potato salad tree

03-19-2013, 08:38 PM
Marley was sick dead.

03-19-2013, 08:54 PM
So, I mean.. it's okay... you can make a move and I'll probably get the drop on you and end up feeling somewhat exuberant about the whole thing. Go ahead, punk... make my day!

03-19-2013, 11:12 PM
It was the best of times,really the times were great I have no story to tell it was the worst of times...

A Tale of Two Cities-Charles Dickens

03-20-2013, 03:58 PM
Everybody knows It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a rich bastard that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a subscription to Playboy wife.

Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

03-20-2013, 06:02 PM
From a small (nub) a mighty (erection) may grow.

From a small (mind) a mighty (ego) may grow.

From a small seed a mighty trunk may grow.

03-20-2013, 08:20 PM
I wandered lonely as a leper hermit psycho mugwump cloud

-- William Wordsworth

03-20-2013, 09:41 PM
Tread softly because you tread on my head egg collection pet hedgehog dreams.

-- Yeats

A thing of beauty is nice for a while hard to maintain likely to be nicked by others a joy forever.

-- Keats

(Or Yeets and Kates as I like to think of them. :))

03-20-2013, 11:34 PM
You broke my favorite vase heart!

(Michael Corleone to his brother Fredo) - The Godfather

(What else?) :Shrug:

03-21-2013, 01:40 AM
How do I love thee? Let me count the pimples toes tantrums missing teeth faux pas ways

-- Elizabeth Barrett Browning

03-21-2013, 10:29 PM
I think that I shall never see,
A poem lovely as your bare bottom on my knee a tree.

- J. Kilmer

03-21-2013, 11:21 PM
Do not go gentle into that good emergency room, lion's den, brothel night.

-- Dylan Thomas

03-22-2013, 09:09 PM
To happen be, or not to happen be… that is the point of issue question.

03-22-2013, 09:31 PM
'Twas the night before Easter Christmas, when all through the hutch house,
Not a rabbit creature was stirring, at least not too much not even a mouse.

06-19-2013, 11:24 PM
Reader, I fucked his brains out married him.

Charlotte Bronte

Steve Coate
06-20-2013, 06:46 AM
My kingdom for a breath mint horse!

Matera the Mad
06-20-2013, 11:50 PM
The man said, “That sleazy bitch ho The woman you put here with me—she gave me some fruit from that damned the tree, and I gobbled ate it all down.”

Genesis 3 (New International Version)

06-21-2013, 05:36 PM
'Twas bilious brillig, and the slimy slippery sordid slithy tops traps trunks toves
Did grunt gyp gyre and grumble gimble in the windmill waffles wallpaper wheelbarrow wainscoting wabe

Matera the Mad
06-22-2013, 04:00 AM
Hey, you Please, Sir, gimme give me may I have another bowl of that slimy glop some more?

11-07-2013, 03:33 AM
"In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it's a bitch it's a disaster it totally stinks it's a nightmare it's ludicrous nonsense it goes on."

Robert Frost

Steve Coate
11-07-2013, 07:22 AM
"It was an honor groovy wicked awesome a pleasure to burn."

11-07-2013, 03:21 PM
"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking seven nine eleven thirteen." George Orwell

11-07-2013, 09:10 PM
It had been yet another one of those really gloomy, depressing and rainy, crappy, cloudy, and even thunderous evenings.

It was a dark and stormy night.

11-07-2013, 10:00 PM
Some of Most of Parts of Very little of All this happened, more or less. - Kurt Vonnegut

05-15-2014, 03:59 PM
Nellie, I AM Tom Dick Harry Heathcliff!

- Wuthering Heights

05-15-2014, 04:11 PM
You kinda grew on complete me.
- Jerry McGuire

05-15-2014, 04:19 PM
A boy and a cow met on the road. Once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moocow coming down along the road and this moocow that was coming down along the road met a nicens little boy named baby tuckoo.

05-21-2014, 08:29 AM
If only they would come up with a soap that enabled you to get your hands clean without all this scrubbing! Out, damned spot! out, I say! ~ Macbeth

05-22-2014, 02:18 PM
Green eggs and bacon sausage steak spaghetti ham.

- Dr. Seuss

05-22-2014, 02:46 PM
My small stupid thingy I keep loosing precious!
The hobbit - J.R.R. Tolkien

Drachen Jager
05-22-2014, 11:07 PM
"I left my penis thesaurus wallet virginity heart in San Francisco." - George Cory

Albedo of Zero
05-23-2014, 10:19 PM
The name's Bond... Horatio..Bob...Leroy...Jebidiah...Shirley...James Bond. ~ Goldeneye

05-23-2014, 11:38 PM
"Who are you?"
"I am Julius Caesar Jiminy Cricket Sherlock Holmes Papageno Emma Bovary Winnie the Pooh Vladimir Lenin Jane Austen Death."

~ The Seventh Seal

Albedo of Zero
05-24-2014, 04:53 AM
Space, the cold..no..scary..too obvious..infinite..pleh..undiscovered, nebulous, heavenly, galacticaltremendousairlessdark...oh, oh, oh...final frontier!

05-24-2014, 06:45 AM
"My canine friend, I have reason to believe that there is a possibility that we have left Kansas and now find ourselves in a different place."

"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

05-24-2014, 07:03 AM
"Mr and Mrs Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfect twats pretentious assholes upper-middle class Tories perfectly orthodox perfectly normal, thank you very much."

Joanne Rowling, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone