Haiku Hoedown

jjdebenedictis · Feb 3, 2013

Write a trite haiku
The more banal, the better
Talk out of your ass

Converse, if inclined
Riff on previous posters
Tease a few good friends

You're a rogue poet
Know that the only rule is:
Make it a haiku

ElaineA · Feb 3, 2013

Yay! I love Haiku
The bestest poetry form
For lazy writers

jjdebenedictis · Feb 3, 2013

There are dried mint leaves
Welded to my red tea mug
Perhaps I'll wash it

buz · Feb 3, 2013

I'm eating cupcakes
My butt is made of cupcakes
My soul will follow

buz · Feb 3, 2013

(Soul made of cupcakes
sounds like a blessing, but no--
Empty calories.

)

jjdebenedictis · Feb 3, 2013

I so want to know
How long has this bit of cake
Been stuck in my teeth?

ElaineA · Feb 4, 2013

There once was a man from.
Oops. Lim'rick. My bad. Wrong thread.
Need to start over.

jjdebenedictis · Feb 4, 2013

So now they're saying
Heart-healthy margarine is
Bad for you too

buz · Feb 4, 2013

Have to work later
I don't wanna go to work
Must watch more Dexter

Xelebes · Feb 4, 2013

Leaving work right now
for school is not something
I want to do, sigh.

Mr Flibble · Feb 4, 2013

There are days I wonder
If perhaps I shou--
Ooh, shiny thing!

I'm never sure if I'm counting right...

ebbrown · Feb 4, 2013

I want you to know
I need a definition
I google HAIKU

Dreity · Feb 4, 2013

Downstairs, laundry waits
When "Innuendo" is done
I might -- nah, next song!

Paul · Feb 4, 2013

I tried to write a
Haiku, but couldn't. So I
started a thread, instead.

buz · Feb 4, 2013

Second thoughts, often,
Are not nearly as happy
As the first ones. Shit.

archerjoe · Feb 4, 2013

I just realized
Grandpa didn't watch Hee-Haw
For country humor

buz · Feb 4, 2013

Now I'm wondering...
Why did he watch Hee Haw, then?
(I haven't seen it...)

ebbrown · Feb 4, 2013

Found my lost jerky
Like Christmas in my pocket
I'm less hungry now

jjdebenedictis · Feb 4, 2013

Young, blonde and nubile
Goldie Hawn was on Hee-Haw
In very short shorts

archerjoe · Feb 5, 2013

Cleavage at breakfast
Cafeteria at work
Nerds can't help but stare

kenthepen · Feb 5, 2013

Misty Rowe, the She
who made me endure all the
lame jokes for cheap thrills

buz · Feb 5, 2013

Ah, I should have guessed.

Animal magnetism
Is often the "why"...

kenthepen · Feb 5, 2013

Roy Clark provided
Some pretty damn fine music
for non-country fans

Sinuses beg me
to lie back down on the couch
More drugs and then yes

archerjoe · Feb 5, 2013

Decaf in wrong pot
Some have nervous energy
Others are sleepy

buz · Feb 5, 2013

Staring at sinkface
I start to think maybe he looks
Sexually piqued.

Over there, across
the room, there might be a tub,
A saucy faucet,

Maybe a drainspout,
Looking all lascivious,
Gets nekkid, makes eyes...

Because when sinkface
Gets that feeling, he requires
Sexual healing

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Delerium ex Ennui

They've been very bad, Mr Flibble

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