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bluejester12
01-19-2013, 07:17 AM
Read online dating profiles.

KellyAssauer
01-19-2013, 08:09 AM
Need a good idea for your next erotic scene?

Read online sex talk forums.

:Shrug:

jjdebenedictis
01-19-2013, 09:14 AM
I am free spirit with a heart of gold who is solid as a rock and is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

lastlittlebird
01-19-2013, 09:30 AM
I am free spirit with a heart of gold who is solid as a rock and is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

You just turn right around and desert this thread before you make me cry.

jjdebenedictis
01-20-2013, 12:03 AM
You just turn right around and desert this thread before you make me cry.Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

**busts a few awkward-white-boy-dancing moves**

druid12000
01-20-2013, 12:37 AM
Just want a man who can make me laugh.

Uh huh. Then you ditch me for the no-neck who doesn't even talk in complete sentences. Soup good. Hot

Phff.

Chase
01-20-2013, 01:53 AM
Just want a man who can make me laugh.

Yep. The truism is no woman (substitite man, depending on the offending gender) has a sense of humor. Oh, they'll laugh at you and claim to be laughing with you, but there's no humor.

Wait. This isn't about my past loves; it's about clichés:

It was love at first sight.

You complete me.

It's not you; it's me.

He meant nothing to me.

Damn! It's still about my past loves, ha ha ha.