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preyer
01-29-2006, 01:04 PM
you know, i think if it's one thing i'm good for it's suckering people into a thread. you're proof of that, eh? lol. well, while you're here, play my 'game'. i'll throw out the title of a movie and y'all take quotes from said movie and replace one of the words with the word 'pants.'

i'll start off with 'star wars,' any of the episodes will do. enjoy. :)

WVWriterGirl
01-29-2006, 01:23 PM
"Your pants are weak, old man..."

Ok...next movie is...Star Trek, any of them you like, old or Next Generation.

egem
01-29-2006, 01:34 PM
Khan!!!

Next movie: Smokey and the Bandit.

PrettySpecialGal
01-29-2006, 06:23 PM
Wouldn't that be,

"PANTS!!!!!!!!"

?

Maryn
01-29-2006, 07:15 PM
From Smokey and the Bandit: "Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pants."

Next movie: It's a Wonderful Life.

Maryn, reminding you all that there are quotes from most movies here (http://imdb.com)

WerenCole
01-29-2006, 07:17 PM
"Every time a bell rings and angel gets their pants. . . ."



Next Movie: Braveheart

PattiTheWicked
01-29-2006, 07:21 PM
"I didn't like him anyway. He wasn't right in the pants."

Next movie: Stand by Me

AdamH
01-29-2006, 09:39 PM
Stand by Me: "It happens sometimes. Friends come in and out of our lives like pants in a restaurant."


Next Movie: Shawshank Redemption

Shwebb
01-29-2006, 09:43 PM
"Fear can hold you prisoner, pants can set you free."

Okay, from another thread: "Army of Darkness"

PrettySpecialGal
01-30-2006, 12:10 AM
I had a beautiful girlfriend named Linda. We decided to spend a weekend at an abandoned cabin in the woods. While there we found some pants, Necronomiconexmortis, roughly translated, the Pants of the Dead. Dyed in human blood and stitched in human flesh it was never meant for the world of the living. The pants awoke something in the woods, something evil.

So I changed a bit more- so sue me.


Next movie:

"When Harry Met Sally"

rhymegirl
01-30-2006, 12:31 AM
When Harry Met Sally:

"What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the PANTS always get in the way."

NEXT MOVIE: SILENCE OF THE LAMBS

PattiTheWicked
01-30-2006, 12:36 AM
"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or it gets the pants again!!"

Next movie: Gone With the Wind

BlackCrowesChick
01-30-2006, 12:41 AM
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a pants!"

Next movie: The Shining

EDIT: Since Maryn and I double-posted, how about the next person after her picks either The Shining or 2001 (oddly enough we both picked Kubrick films,) and then the next person can take whichever one didn't get picked? I think that'll work. :)

Maryn
01-30-2006, 12:41 AM
"With pants as my witness, I'll never go hungry again!" (That plucky Scarlett!)

Next film: 2001

alleycat
01-30-2006, 03:05 AM
"Dave . . . Dave....don't do that. Dave, you don't want those pants."

Next movie: Casablanca.

Shwebb
01-30-2006, 03:10 AM
"You know how you sound, Mr. Blaine? Like a man who's trying to convince himself of something he doesn't believe in his pants."

Next stop: "Forrest Gump"

alleycat
01-30-2006, 03:12 AM
"Life is like a pair of pants, you never know what you'll get. . . ."

Next: Goldfinger.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
01-30-2006, 03:41 AM
"Pants. Shaken, not stirred."


Next: The Godfather

alleycat
01-30-2006, 03:43 AM
"I'll make him a pair of pants he can't refuse."

Next: Road to Perdition.

alleycat
01-30-2006, 04:12 AM
Maybe that one is too hard, so I'll do it.

"Some say Mike Sullivan took care of his family. Some say Mike Sullivan wore bad pants; that there was no good at all in him. . . ."

Next: The Wizard of Oz.

reph
01-30-2006, 04:58 AM
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in pants anymore."

(I don't see enough movies. I had to go to imdb.com for that one.)

Next: My Fair Lady.

DreamofClouds
01-30-2006, 05:47 AM
"Why can't a woman be more like pants?"

Next up
Blade Runner

Ol' Fashioned Girl
01-30-2006, 05:55 AM
"Pants. That's what my ex-wife called me. Cold pants."


Next: The Quiet Man

poetinahat
01-30-2006, 05:56 AM
"I'd love ta tell ya the story, me boy... but -- ah -- me pants... they're a bit dry."

Next film: Repo Man.

dahmnait
01-30-2006, 06:09 AM
"It happens sometimes. Pants just explode. Natural causes."

Next: Fight Club

robeiae
01-30-2006, 06:21 AM
F*** off with your sofa units and serine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the pants fall where they may.

Next: Jerry Maguire

PrettySpecialGal
01-30-2006, 06:25 AM
I haven't been pantsed like that since grade school.

Jerry- SHOW ME THE PANTS!!

Movie:

Big Lebowski

Noob
01-30-2006, 06:46 AM
Kaplah!

:)

TheGaffer
01-30-2006, 07:07 AM
The above post seems to not be a reply, so I'm hijacking.


"I'm not Mr. Lebowski, you're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Pants - that's what you call me."


Next movie: The 40-Year Old Virgin

Shwebb
01-30-2006, 08:25 AM
"She had hands as big as Andre the Giant's, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her pants."

Next!

"Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"

WVWriterGirl
01-30-2006, 08:36 AM
"Hey, there's a fella in there that'll give you $50 to sing into his pants!"

Next Movie: Fargo

reph
01-30-2006, 09:18 AM
"And I guess that was your pants in the woodchipper."

Next: The Sound of Music.

BlackCrowesChick
01-30-2006, 09:32 AM
"A spoon full of pants helps the medicine go down."

EDIT: Wrong movie, oops! And that was a funny line...

Okay from The Sound of Music:
"The hills are alive with the sound of pants."

Next: Pretty Woman

dahmnait
01-30-2006, 01:01 PM
"You and I are such similar creatures Vivian. We both screw people for pants."


Next: The Princess Bride

Mac H.
01-30-2006, 01:49 PM
From 'The Princess Bride' :


Inigo Montoya: You killed my father - prepare to die ... Now, offer me money.
Count Rugen: Yes.
Inigo Montoya: Power too. Promise me that.
Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please...
Inigo Montoya: Offer me everything I ask for.
Count Rugen: Any thing you want.
Inigo Montoya: I want my pants back, you son of ***** !
(Inigo stabs and kills Montayo)

On a previous note: "It happens sometimes. Pants just explode. Natural causes."

It's true. Sometime they do explode.
A study of exploding trousers won an igNobel prize in 2005: http://bmj.bmjjournals.com/cgi/content/full/331/7521/865-c/DC1

Mac
Next: Terminator 2

rhymegirl
01-30-2006, 04:35 PM
Terminator 2:

"Yes. It launches its PANTS against the targets in Russia"


Next movie: Basic Instinct

Jo
01-30-2006, 05:20 PM
Basic Instinct:

"Everyone that she plays with PANTS."

Next movie: The Abyss

dahmnait
01-30-2006, 05:47 PM
"When you're hanging on by your fingernails, you can't go waving your pants around"

Next: Clerks

dahmnait
01-30-2006, 11:05 PM
Did I kill the thread? :e2paperba

I'll change the movie to Twister.

WerenCole
01-30-2006, 11:16 PM
No, I'll do Clerks because I like it better

"Smokin pants, getting high, doin pants, having pants. . "

Next: LA Confidential (or you could use Twister from previous post, or both)

ChaosTitan
01-30-2006, 11:23 PM
"Pants."

And.....

"Two twenties for two patrolmen, and pants for the watch commander at Hollywood Station."

Next: Space Cowboys

Edited so many times because I'm an idiot. :D

Maryn
01-31-2006, 06:34 AM
From Space Cowboys (I had to cheat to get some lines!):

The younger astronauts have given Team Daedalus some Ensure as a gag
Jerry O'Neill: I'd drink this. It's good for your pants.

Next movie: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

PattiTheWicked
01-31-2006, 07:52 AM
"But Bill, those are historical pants."

Next movie: Army of Darkness

dahmnait
01-31-2006, 08:36 AM
"It took Linda. Then it came after me, it got into my hand and it went bad, so I lopped it off at the pants."

Next: The Mummy

AdamH
01-31-2006, 08:41 AM
Beni (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0640413/): Prince Imhotep thanks you for your hospitality... and for your eyes... and for your pants... but I'm afraid more is needed.



Next up: Pulp Fiction

PrettySpecialGal
01-31-2006, 09:03 AM
I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want those pants, so dance good.

...and another...

Would you give a guy a pants massage?


Ah, come on-- another Pulp Fiction, whydoncha?

louisgodwin
01-31-2006, 09:45 AM
I'm about to go medieval on your pants!

Next movie: any of the Matrix movies.

PrettySpecialGal
01-31-2006, 09:48 AM
Whoa! I know pants!

Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail.

Shwebb
01-31-2006, 09:48 AM
Trinity: The pants are out there, Neo, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.


EDIT: "Bring out your pants!!"

Next movie: "Airplane!"

poetinahat
01-31-2006, 09:59 AM
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing pants."

Next: Young Frankenstein.

PrettySpecialGal
01-31-2006, 10:03 AM
"If you're blue, and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits- puttin' on the pants!"


"Roll, roll, roll in ze pants! Roll, roll, roll in ze pants!"


"My NAME is FRANKENPANTS!"


"HE WAS MY PANTS!"


Next movie-
Blazing Saddles

Shwebb
01-31-2006, 10:05 AM
My grandfather's work was doodoo! I am not interested in death! The only thing that concerns me is the preservation of pants!

Okay, "Blazing Saddles"

"Then one day I hear "Reach for it, mister." I spun around, and there I was standing face to face with a six year old kid. Well, I just laid down my pants and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ***. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle, and I've been there ever since.

Next--"Caddyshack"

PrettySpecialGal
01-31-2006, 10:10 AM
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get pants.


Animal House

poetinahat
01-31-2006, 10:15 AM
"So, are you still gonna show me your pants?"

Next: Lord of the Rings (why not? it's everywhere else)

PrettySpecialGal
01-31-2006, 10:18 AM
If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my pants...


Oh, another LOR...

louisgodwin
01-31-2006, 10:22 AM
YES! We swears upon it! We swears upon the pants!

Alright. How about something recent... Wedding Crashers.

BlackCrowesChick
01-31-2006, 10:24 AM
"Call me kitty pants."

Since it didn't get done before when I picked it, The Shining.

My-Immortal
01-31-2006, 10:25 AM
"Here's Pants!"

The Crow

louisgodwin
01-31-2006, 10:34 AM
Nothing goes down in these pants without my say so.

Next: Gone with the Wind

My-Immortal
01-31-2006, 11:01 AM
Gone With the Wind: "I can't think about Pants right now. If I do, I'll go crazy. I'll think about Pants tomorrow."


Kill Bill (1 or 2)

dahmnait
01-31-2006, 05:35 PM
"Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai pants."

Next: The Avengers (Uma is my girl ;))

dahmnait
02-01-2006, 06:34 AM
Did I kill it again? :e2paperba :gone:

poetinahat
02-01-2006, 06:38 AM
How the blazes do you folks remember all this dialogue?

Shwebb
02-01-2006, 06:43 AM
I'll propose an alternative--"This is Spinal Tap"

Maryn
02-01-2006, 06:43 AM
I'm terrible at remembering lines. I won't make you scroll up to find my earlier message, just repeat that each movie's listing at IMDb.com has a page for memorable quotes. Not every movie has anything on that page, but most do. For the quote-impaired like me, it's the only way to play.

The Avengers, eh?
John Steed: "So much for science, I'll stick to pants."

Next movie: Annie Hall

Sarita
02-01-2006, 06:56 AM
That was the most fun I've ever had without pants.

Next: Hudson Hawk

Jo
02-01-2006, 08:36 AM
Hudson Hawke:

"Is looking like a constipated warthog a prerequisite for getting a job in the PANTS?"

Next Movie: Die Hard

reph
02-01-2006, 08:48 AM
Die Hard

"I'm Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No pants."

Next: Treasure of the Sierra Madre

poetinahat
02-01-2006, 08:49 AM
At last! One I know!

"We got no pants. We don' need no pants! WE DON' NEED NO STEENKING PANTS!"

Next: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Jo
02-01-2006, 11:03 AM
Who Framed Roger Rabbit:

"My only purpose in life is to make PANTS laugh."

Next movie: Aladdin

BlackCrowesChick
02-01-2006, 11:05 AM
"A whole new world, a whole new pants that's crystal clear."

Next: Dumb and Dumber

Jo
02-01-2006, 11:38 AM
Dumb and Dumber:

"When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to PANTS her."

Next movie: The Santa Clause

ChaosTitan
02-02-2006, 02:51 AM
The Santa Clause:

"You put on the suit, you're the big pants."

Next: Robin Hood: Men in Tights

Shwebb
02-02-2006, 02:55 AM
Little John: Oh, they call me Little Pants. But don't let my name fool you. In real life, I'm very big.

Next: "Caddyshack"

robeiae
02-02-2006, 02:56 AM
"This is my friend, Mr. Pants...no offense!"

Next: M.A.S. H.

trumancoyote
02-02-2006, 03:07 AM
Charles (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001773/): Get me pants.
Radar (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0121400/): On the phone?
Charles (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001773/): No, open the window and yell.

Next: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

PattiTheWicked
02-02-2006, 05:11 AM
"Don't touch that squirrel's pants."

Next movie: Ed Wood.

PrettySpecialGal
02-02-2006, 06:40 AM
Filmmaking is not about the tiny details. It's about the big pants.


Edward Scissorhands

Sarita
02-02-2006, 06:44 AM
Edward Scissorhands

Forget about holding her pants. Think about the damage he could do in other places.

Next: 12 Monkeys

Shwebb
02-02-2006, 06:45 AM
Sweetheart, you can't buy the pants of life with cookies.

EDIT: "What about the pants?" I say. He says, "I don't believe in pants. Pants is a plot made up so they could sell disinfectants and soaps."

Next: "March of the Penguins." (Just kidding!)

Really Next: "American Beauty"

robeiae
02-02-2006, 06:47 AM
"Hey, you wanna see my dad's Nazi pants?"

Next: American Graffitti

PrettySpecialGal
02-02-2006, 06:54 AM
Well, you call that a paint job, but it's pretty ugly. I bet you got to sneak up on the pumps just to get a little air in your pants!


Jaws

writerterri
02-02-2006, 07:18 AM
Get out of the water! The shark's got your pants on!


Rocky

AdamH
02-02-2006, 07:36 AM
You're gonna eat lightning, and you're gonna crap pants!



The usual suspects

robeiae
02-02-2006, 08:07 AM
"He showed these men of pants what real pants really was..."

Next: Romancing the Stone

My-Immortal
02-02-2006, 08:40 AM
"You're a man who takes pants from stranded women."

Batman Begins

louisgodwin
02-02-2006, 11:39 AM
When did the pants start ruling the nuthouse?

Next: any Harry Potter movie.

travNastee
02-02-2006, 11:51 AM
from Prisoner:

Ron: A cat? Is that what they told you? It looks more like a pig with pants if you ask me.


Um...The Big Lebowski

Sarita
02-02-2006, 09:46 PM
Hey, I'm not messing with your special pants.

Next: So, I Married An Axe Murderer

Godfather
02-02-2006, 11:17 PM
i think im gonna do a few, theres too many not to do.

You've turned into a right sexy wee pants. Hasn't he?

So Tony, whats the deal with your pants?

Do you actually like pants?

My favourite: *What do you look for in a woman you pants?*


okeeee.... film, lessee.

Deerhunter.

PattiTheWicked
02-02-2006, 11:23 PM
"I like the way that the pants are on mountains, all the different... the way the pants are. "

Next: Pirates of the Caribbean

Ol' Fashioned Girl
02-02-2006, 11:34 PM
"I feel nothing. Not the wind in my pants nor the spray of the sea...."

Tombstone (talk about an easy one!)

DTKelly
02-02-2006, 11:46 PM
Doc: [After seeing Wyatt knock Swilling down with one blow] It appears he missed an excellent chance to keep his pants shut.


Goonies

Sarita
02-03-2006, 12:38 AM
That's what I said! Booby PANTS!

Next: Closer

threedogpeople
02-03-2006, 03:15 AM
From the soundtrack.....

Cold, cold water surrounds me now
And all I've got is your pants
Lord, can you hear me now?
Lord, can you hear me now?
Lord, can you hear me now?
Or am I lost?


Next movie: Lawrence of Arabia

robeiae
02-03-2006, 06:10 AM
That is why the Arabs will always be a little pants, a silly pants...

Next: Kelly's Heroes

PrettySpecialGal
02-03-2006, 06:14 AM
Everybody round here is very friendly. Look, baby, I'm kinda hung up. I need sixty feet of pants.


Batman

Ol' Fashioned Girl
02-03-2006, 06:30 AM
This could get me in trouble, but...

"Never rub another man's pants!"

Gladiator

robeiae
02-03-2006, 06:31 AM
On my command, unleash pants.

Next: X-Men

(grasshopper)
02-03-2006, 07:27 AM
Oh! Oh! Hey, I just thought of a great movie!

(Sorry guys, I don't have a line for X-Men, but I just couldn't hold still for this great setup!)

How about the movie: Apocolypse Now

robeiae
02-03-2006, 07:28 AM
I love the smell of pants in the morning. Smells like...victory.

Next: True Romance

My-Immortal
02-03-2006, 08:35 AM
He musta thought it was white pants day....


Next movie: Big

Shwebb
02-03-2006, 08:49 AM
"I wish I were pants."

Next one: "The Music Man"

My-Immortal
02-03-2006, 03:52 PM
The Music Man:

"Welll - I don't know much about pants, but I do know you can't make a livin' sellin' big trombones or ratatat drums - No sir."

Next movie: Escape From New York

poetinahat
02-03-2006, 04:10 PM
I don't give a fvck about your pants... or your President.

Next: African Queen

My-Immortal
02-03-2006, 04:28 PM
"The trouble with you, Miss, is, you, you don't know anything about pants!"

Next movie: Grosse Pointe Blank

robeiae
02-03-2006, 06:08 PM
I don't want to get into a semantical discussion with you, I just want the pants.

Next: Sixteen Candles

TheGaffer
02-03-2006, 06:21 PM
Hey, isn't that your Chinaman? He's three sheets to the pants!

Next movie: Memento

Ol' Fashioned Girl
02-03-2006, 09:09 PM
I cheated!

"I don't think I'd let someone like me carry pants."

Phantom of the Opera

Godfather
02-04-2006, 01:16 AM
the phantom of the opera has pants

Of Mice and Men

Maryn
02-04-2006, 01:23 AM
Of Mice and Men: "Lennie, if I was related to you, I'd pants myself."

Next up: The Matrix

WVWriterGirl
02-04-2006, 10:22 AM
Morpheus believes he is the pants.

Next movie: The Wizard of Oz

dahmnait
02-04-2006, 02:06 PM
Cowardly Lion: "Pants! What makes a king out of a slave? Pants! What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Pants! What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Pants! What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder? Pants! What makes the dawn come up like thunder? Pants! What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the "ape" in apricot? What have they got that I ain't got? "

Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tinman: "PANTS!"


Next: Real Genius

Godfather
02-04-2006, 03:28 PM
Have you ever seen a pants like this before in your life?


White Heat

Godfather
02-27-2006, 10:57 PM
i killed it!http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/emoticoncry.gif

ok, ill do that one,

ma's pants are always right!


ok, an easy one, godfather.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
02-28-2006, 04:27 AM
"It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the pants."

Now... for something completely different: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

poetinahat
02-28-2006, 04:32 AM
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of pants!"

Next movie: Educating Rita

Maryn
02-28-2006, 06:18 AM
[Rita discovers Frank packing all his books into crates]
Rita: Have they sacked you?
Dr. Frank Bryant: I made rather a night of it last night so they're giving me a holiday. Two years in pants.

Next movie: Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang

Rob-rite
02-28-2006, 02:40 PM
Pants-pants-chitty-chitty-pants-pants; my fine four fendered friend.

Next movie: Calamity Jane

spike
02-28-2006, 08:06 PM
Make mine pants!

Next movie:
The Blues Brothers

Maryn
03-04-2006, 06:50 PM
"Are you the police?"
"No, ma'am--we're pants."

Next movie: Inherit the Wind

Maryn, providing a link (http://imdb.com/title/tt0053946/quotes)

Godfather
03-04-2006, 07:46 PM
He's the only man I know who can strut, pants down.



something recent, walk the line

spike
03-07-2006, 08:11 PM
"Now I've asked you forty different ways and it's time you come up with fresh pants"

Next:

Birdcage

ChaosTitan
03-07-2006, 08:23 PM
"What is this, pants?"
"Yes, it's pants. I thought it'd make a nice change from coffee."


The Mummy Returns

Stew21
03-07-2006, 10:07 PM
By putting on the pants, you have started a chain reaction that could bring about the next apocalypse.


Next up: Fletch

Stew21
03-08-2006, 07:24 PM
Did Fletch kill the thread?

I'll do it:

Just put it on the Underpant's bill.

AND...

can I borrow your pants? I just hit a water buffalo with my car.


Next up:

Fast Times At Ridgemont High

spike
03-08-2006, 07:42 PM
I cheated and had to look this up, because I couldn't remember the direct quote.

[Spicoli has had a pizza delivered to class]
Mr. Hand: Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
Jeff Spicoli: Learning about pants, and having some food.


Next:

Dead Man Walking

spike
03-09-2006, 03:31 PM
Did I kill the thread? Ok, I'll do it

It's quiet. Only three days left. Plenty of time to read my Bible and look for pants.

Next:

Miracle on 34th st

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-09-2006, 04:14 PM
Does Santa Clause sleep with his pants inside or out?

The Constant Gardner

Godfather
03-12-2006, 10:54 PM
Justin Quayle: Arnold Bluhm is gay, Bernard. Gay men don't pants their women friends.


Deerhunter

ChaosTitan
03-13-2006, 09:02 AM
"When a man says no to pants, he says no to life."


The Negotiator

robeiae
05-13-2006, 05:13 AM
You want my pants? Take my pants!

Next: Trading Places

Stew21
05-13-2006, 05:58 AM
My God! The Dukes are going to corner the entire frozen orange pants market!


Animal House

DTKelly
05-13-2006, 06:05 AM
What it over when the Germans bombed pants harbor?



Pulp fiction.

AOD23
05-13-2006, 07:39 AM
Vincent to Marvin:Why the **** didn't you tell us somebody was in the pants? Slipped your mind? Did you forget that somebody was in there with a goddamn hand cannon?

Next movie: Goodfella's

Maryn
05-13-2006, 06:20 PM
From Goodfellas
Henry Hill: Didn't matter. It didn't mean anything. When I was broke, I'd go out and rob some more. We ran everything. We paid off cops. We paid off lawyers. We paid off judges. Everybody had their hands out. Everything was for the taking. And now it's all pants.

Next movie: I Remember Mama

dahmnait
11-13-2006, 04:23 AM
"But first and foremost, I remember pants."

Next movie: Hook (The reason I resurrected the thread. The kids couldn't figure out why I found the scene so funny.)

K1P1
11-13-2006, 04:38 AM
You're a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my pants...

Mrs. Doubtfire

dahmnait
11-13-2006, 04:56 AM
They say a man who has to buy big pants like that is trying to compensate for smaller genitals.

Next:A Midsummer Night's Dream (any of them)

wyntermoon
11-13-2006, 07:30 AM
If we pants have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumber'd here
While these visions did appear.


Next: Rocky III

Maryn
11-13-2006, 05:43 PM
From Striptease:
Shad: You know, I'd embrace the opportunity to maim his white a-- up.
Erin Grant: I know you would, and that's really thoughtful, but I don't think it would help my case in court if I had him pantsed.

Next up: G.I. Jane

Maryn, thankful for the quotes page at IMDb

dahmnait
11-13-2006, 06:04 PM
Master Chief John Urgayle: Your pants is your friend, your ally, it will tell you when you are seriously injured, it will keep you awake and angry, and remind you to finish the job and get the hell home. But you know the best thing about pants?
Lt. Jordan O'Neil: Don't know!
Master Chief John Urgayle: It lets you know you're not dead yet!

Next: Ghostbusters

ChaosTitan
11-13-2006, 06:37 PM
Dana Barrett: Well that's just great. Either I have a monster in my pants or I'm completely crazy.


Next: Walk the Line

Serenity
11-13-2006, 07:30 PM
June Carter: Oh really? Is that what my problem is?
Johnny Cash: Yes.
June Carter: My problem is that it's 2 A.M. My problem is I'm asleep. I'm on a tour bus with eight stinkin' men. Rule number one: Don't propose to a girl on a bus, you got that? Rule number two: Don't tell her it's because you had a bad pants.

Next: Guns of Navarone (in late honor of Veteran's Day... :D)

ChaosTitan
11-14-2006, 09:19 AM
Mallory: Are you sure it will work?
Corporal Miller: There's no pants, but the theory's perfectly feasible.


Next: Meet the Parents

dahmnait
11-14-2006, 02:58 PM
Flight Attendant: Sir, we have a policy on this airline that if pants are this large we take...
Greg Focker: okay you know what, take you scrubby little paws *off* my pants, okay? It's not like I have a bomb in here. It's not like I wanna blow up the plane. I just want to store my pants according to your safety regulations.
Flight Attendant: Sir, sir!
Greg Focker: Hey, hey, If you would take a second, take the little sticks out of your head, clean out your ears, and maybe you would see that I'm a person who has feelings, and all I have to do is do what I wanna do and all I want to do is hold on to my bag and not listen to you! And the only way that I would ever let go of my pants would be if you came over here right now and tried to pry them from my dead, lifeless fingers, okay? If you can get them from my kung-fu grip then you can come and have them, okay? Otherwise, step off, {Word deleted for possible PG audience.}.

Next: DaVinci Code (Just so those who didn't like it can see it in a new light.)

ETA: See, it worked. :tongue All though, bibles and pants...yes strange images indeed.

Doctor Shifty
11-14-2006, 03:16 PM
The Bible did not arrive by pants from heaven … The Bible did not fall magically from pants.

Next movie : Shrek

Ol' Fashioned Girl
11-14-2006, 04:27 PM
Donkey: And then one time I ate some rotten pants. Man, there were some strong gases seepin' outta my butt that day!

Next movie: Gilda

Maryn
11-14-2006, 08:39 PM
From Gilda

Johnny Farrell: I hated her so I couldn't get her out of my pants for a minute.

Next movie: Some Kind of Wonderful

dclary
11-14-2006, 08:42 PM
"Those pants are my future. You're wearing my future."

Next: Patton

Ol' Fashioned Girl
11-15-2006, 07:10 AM
"Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his pants. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his pants."

Next: His Kind of Woman (I'm on a film noir kick tonight!)

Maryn
11-15-2006, 08:34 PM
(Eyeing Ol' Girl with suspicion) Was this some kind of trick? Because IMDb's quotes page included:

Dan Milner: Whenever I have nothing to do and I can't think, I always iron my money.
Lenore Brent: What d'ya do when you're broke?
Dan Milner: When I'm broke, I press my pants.

Which made me laugh. Next movie: Cape Fear, either version.

Maryn, Mitchum fan