View Full Version : put your 'pants' on....

01-29-2006, 01:04 PM
you know, i think if it's one thing i'm good for it's suckering people into a thread. you're proof of that, eh? lol. well, while you're here, play my 'game'. i'll throw out the title of a movie and y'all take quotes from said movie and replace one of the words with the word 'pants.'

i'll start off with 'star wars,' any of the episodes will do. enjoy. :)

01-29-2006, 01:23 PM
"Your pants are weak, old man..."

Ok...next movie is...Star Trek, any of them you like, old or Next Generation.

01-29-2006, 01:34 PM

Next movie: Smokey and the Bandit.

01-29-2006, 06:23 PM
Wouldn't that be,



01-29-2006, 07:15 PM
From Smokey and the Bandit: "Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pants."

Next movie: It's a Wonderful Life.

Maryn, reminding you all that there are quotes from most movies here (http://imdb.com)

01-29-2006, 07:17 PM
"Every time a bell rings and angel gets their pants. . . ."

Next Movie: Braveheart

01-29-2006, 07:21 PM
"I didn't like him anyway. He wasn't right in the pants."

Next movie: Stand by Me

01-29-2006, 09:39 PM
Stand by Me: "It happens sometimes. Friends come in and out of our lives like pants in a restaurant."

Next Movie: Shawshank Redemption

01-29-2006, 09:43 PM
"Fear can hold you prisoner, pants can set you free."

Okay, from another thread: "Army of Darkness"

01-30-2006, 12:10 AM
I had a beautiful girlfriend named Linda. We decided to spend a weekend at an abandoned cabin in the woods. While there we found some pants, Necronomiconexmortis, roughly translated, the Pants of the Dead. Dyed in human blood and stitched in human flesh it was never meant for the world of the living. The pants awoke something in the woods, something evil.

So I changed a bit more- so sue me.

Next movie:

"When Harry Met Sally"

01-30-2006, 12:31 AM
When Harry Met Sally:

"What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the PANTS always get in the way."


01-30-2006, 12:36 AM
"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or it gets the pants again!!"

Next movie: Gone With the Wind

01-30-2006, 12:41 AM
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a pants!"

Next movie: The Shining

EDIT: Since Maryn and I double-posted, how about the next person after her picks either The Shining or 2001 (oddly enough we both picked Kubrick films,) and then the next person can take whichever one didn't get picked? I think that'll work. :)

01-30-2006, 12:41 AM
"With pants as my witness, I'll never go hungry again!" (That plucky Scarlett!)

Next film: 2001

01-30-2006, 03:05 AM
"Dave . . . Dave....don't do that. Dave, you don't want those pants."

Next movie: Casablanca.

01-30-2006, 03:10 AM
"You know how you sound, Mr. Blaine? Like a man who's trying to convince himself of something he doesn't believe in his pants."

Next stop: "Forrest Gump"

01-30-2006, 03:12 AM
"Life is like a pair of pants, you never know what you'll get. . . ."

Next: Goldfinger.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
01-30-2006, 03:41 AM
"Pants. Shaken, not stirred."

Next: The Godfather

01-30-2006, 03:43 AM
"I'll make him a pair of pants he can't refuse."

Next: Road to Perdition.

01-30-2006, 04:12 AM
Maybe that one is too hard, so I'll do it.

"Some say Mike Sullivan took care of his family. Some say Mike Sullivan wore bad pants; that there was no good at all in him. . . ."

Next: The Wizard of Oz.

01-30-2006, 04:58 AM
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in pants anymore."

(I don't see enough movies. I had to go to imdb.com for that one.)

Next: My Fair Lady.

01-30-2006, 05:47 AM
"Why can't a woman be more like pants?"

Next up
Blade Runner

Ol' Fashioned Girl
01-30-2006, 05:55 AM
"Pants. That's what my ex-wife called me. Cold pants."

Next: The Quiet Man

01-30-2006, 05:56 AM
"I'd love ta tell ya the story, me boy... but -- ah -- me pants... they're a bit dry."

Next film: Repo Man.

01-30-2006, 06:09 AM
"It happens sometimes. Pants just explode. Natural causes."

Next: Fight Club

01-30-2006, 06:21 AM
F*** off with your sofa units and serine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the pants fall where they may.

Next: Jerry Maguire

01-30-2006, 06:25 AM
I haven't been pantsed like that since grade school.



Big Lebowski

01-30-2006, 06:46 AM


01-30-2006, 07:07 AM
The above post seems to not be a reply, so I'm hijacking.

"I'm not Mr. Lebowski, you're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Pants - that's what you call me."

Next movie: The 40-Year Old Virgin

01-30-2006, 08:25 AM
"She had hands as big as Andre the Giant's, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her pants."


"Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"

01-30-2006, 08:36 AM
"Hey, there's a fella in there that'll give you $50 to sing into his pants!"

Next Movie: Fargo

01-30-2006, 09:18 AM
"And I guess that was your pants in the woodchipper."

Next: The Sound of Music.

01-30-2006, 09:32 AM
"A spoon full of pants helps the medicine go down."

EDIT: Wrong movie, oops! And that was a funny line...

Okay from The Sound of Music:
"The hills are alive with the sound of pants."

Next: Pretty Woman

01-30-2006, 01:01 PM
"You and I are such similar creatures Vivian. We both screw people for pants."

Next: The Princess Bride

Mac H.
01-30-2006, 01:49 PM
From 'The Princess Bride' :

Inigo Montoya: You killed my father - prepare to die ... Now, offer me money.
Count Rugen: Yes.
Inigo Montoya: Power too. Promise me that.
Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please...
Inigo Montoya: Offer me everything I ask for.
Count Rugen: Any thing you want.
Inigo Montoya: I want my pants back, you son of ***** !
(Inigo stabs and kills Montayo)

On a previous note: "It happens sometimes. Pants just explode. Natural causes."

It's true. Sometime they do explode.
A study of exploding trousers won an igNobel prize in 2005: http://bmj.bmjjournals.com/cgi/content/full/331/7521/865-c/DC1

Next: Terminator 2

01-30-2006, 04:35 PM
Terminator 2:

"Yes. It launches its PANTS against the targets in Russia"

Next movie: Basic Instinct

01-30-2006, 05:20 PM
Basic Instinct:

"Everyone that she plays with PANTS."

Next movie: The Abyss

01-30-2006, 05:47 PM
"When you're hanging on by your fingernails, you can't go waving your pants around"

Next: Clerks

01-30-2006, 11:05 PM
Did I kill the thread? :e2paperba

I'll change the movie to Twister.

01-30-2006, 11:16 PM
No, I'll do Clerks because I like it better

"Smokin pants, getting high, doin pants, having pants. . "

Next: LA Confidential (or you could use Twister from previous post, or both)

01-30-2006, 11:23 PM


"Two twenties for two patrolmen, and pants for the watch commander at Hollywood Station."

Next: Space Cowboys

Edited so many times because I'm an idiot. :D

01-31-2006, 06:34 AM
From Space Cowboys (I had to cheat to get some lines!):

The younger astronauts have given Team Daedalus some Ensure as a gag
Jerry O'Neill: I'd drink this. It's good for your pants.

Next movie: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

01-31-2006, 07:52 AM
"But Bill, those are historical pants."

Next movie: Army of Darkness

01-31-2006, 08:36 AM
"It took Linda. Then it came after me, it got into my hand and it went bad, so I lopped it off at the pants."

Next: The Mummy

01-31-2006, 08:41 AM
Beni (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0640413/): Prince Imhotep thanks you for your hospitality... and for your eyes... and for your pants... but I'm afraid more is needed.

Next up: Pulp Fiction

01-31-2006, 09:03 AM
I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want those pants, so dance good.

...and another...

Would you give a guy a pants massage?

Ah, come on-- another Pulp Fiction, whydoncha?

01-31-2006, 09:45 AM
I'm about to go medieval on your pants!

Next movie: any of the Matrix movies.

01-31-2006, 09:48 AM
Whoa! I know pants!

Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail.

01-31-2006, 09:48 AM
Trinity: The pants are out there, Neo, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.

EDIT: "Bring out your pants!!"

Next movie: "Airplane!"

01-31-2006, 09:59 AM
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing pants."

Next: Young Frankenstein.

01-31-2006, 10:03 AM
"If you're blue, and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits- puttin' on the pants!"

"Roll, roll, roll in ze pants! Roll, roll, roll in ze pants!"



Next movie-
Blazing Saddles

01-31-2006, 10:05 AM
My grandfather's work was doodoo! I am not interested in death! The only thing that concerns me is the preservation of pants!

Okay, "Blazing Saddles"

"Then one day I hear "Reach for it, mister." I spun around, and there I was standing face to face with a six year old kid. Well, I just laid down my pants and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ***. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle, and I've been there ever since.


01-31-2006, 10:10 AM
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get pants.

Animal House

01-31-2006, 10:15 AM
"So, are you still gonna show me your pants?"

Next: Lord of the Rings (why not? it's everywhere else)

01-31-2006, 10:18 AM
If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my pants...

Oh, another LOR...

01-31-2006, 10:22 AM
YES! We swears upon it! We swears upon the pants!

Alright. How about something recent... Wedding Crashers.

01-31-2006, 10:24 AM
"Call me kitty pants."

Since it didn't get done before when I picked it, The Shining.

01-31-2006, 10:25 AM
"Here's Pants!"

The Crow

01-31-2006, 10:34 AM
Nothing goes down in these pants without my say so.

Next: Gone with the Wind

01-31-2006, 11:01 AM
Gone With the Wind: "I can't think about Pants right now. If I do, I'll go crazy. I'll think about Pants tomorrow."

Kill Bill (1 or 2)

01-31-2006, 05:35 PM
"Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai pants."

Next: The Avengers (Uma is my girl ;))

02-01-2006, 06:34 AM
Did I kill it again? :e2paperba :gone:

02-01-2006, 06:38 AM
How the blazes do you folks remember all this dialogue?

02-01-2006, 06:43 AM
I'll propose an alternative--"This is Spinal Tap"

02-01-2006, 06:43 AM
I'm terrible at remembering lines. I won't make you scroll up to find my earlier message, just repeat that each movie's listing at IMDb.com has a page for memorable quotes. Not every movie has anything on that page, but most do. For the quote-impaired like me, it's the only way to play.

The Avengers, eh?
John Steed: "So much for science, I'll stick to pants."

Next movie: Annie Hall

02-01-2006, 06:56 AM
That was the most fun I've ever had without pants.

Next: Hudson Hawk

02-01-2006, 08:36 AM
Hudson Hawke:

"Is looking like a constipated warthog a prerequisite for getting a job in the PANTS?"

Next Movie: Die Hard

02-01-2006, 08:48 AM
Die Hard

"I'm Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No pants."

Next: Treasure of the Sierra Madre

02-01-2006, 08:49 AM
At last! One I know!

"We got no pants. We don' need no pants! WE DON' NEED NO STEENKING PANTS!"

Next: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

02-01-2006, 11:03 AM
Who Framed Roger Rabbit:

"My only purpose in life is to make PANTS laugh."

Next movie: Aladdin

02-01-2006, 11:05 AM
"A whole new world, a whole new pants that's crystal clear."

Next: Dumb and Dumber

02-01-2006, 11:38 AM
Dumb and Dumber:

"When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to PANTS her."

Next movie: The Santa Clause

02-02-2006, 02:51 AM
The Santa Clause:

"You put on the suit, you're the big pants."

Next: Robin Hood: Men in Tights

02-02-2006, 02:55 AM
Little John: Oh, they call me Little Pants. But don't let my name fool you. In real life, I'm very big.

Next: "Caddyshack"

02-02-2006, 02:56 AM
"This is my friend, Mr. Pants...no offense!"

Next: M.A.S. H.

02-02-2006, 03:07 AM
Charles (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001773/): Get me pants.
Radar (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0121400/): On the phone?
Charles (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001773/): No, open the window and yell.

Next: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

02-02-2006, 05:11 AM
"Don't touch that squirrel's pants."

Next movie: Ed Wood.

02-02-2006, 06:40 AM
Filmmaking is not about the tiny details. It's about the big pants.

Edward Scissorhands

02-02-2006, 06:44 AM
Edward Scissorhands

Forget about holding her pants. Think about the damage he could do in other places.

Next: 12 Monkeys

02-02-2006, 06:45 AM
Sweetheart, you can't buy the pants of life with cookies.

EDIT: "What about the pants?" I say. He says, "I don't believe in pants. Pants is a plot made up so they could sell disinfectants and soaps."

Next: "March of the Penguins." (Just kidding!)

Really Next: "American Beauty"

02-02-2006, 06:47 AM
"Hey, you wanna see my dad's Nazi pants?"

Next: American Graffitti

02-02-2006, 06:54 AM
Well, you call that a paint job, but it's pretty ugly. I bet you got to sneak up on the pumps just to get a little air in your pants!


02-02-2006, 07:18 AM
Get out of the water! The shark's got your pants on!


02-02-2006, 07:36 AM
You're gonna eat lightning, and you're gonna crap pants!

The usual suspects

02-02-2006, 08:07 AM
"He showed these men of pants what real pants really was..."

Next: Romancing the Stone

02-02-2006, 08:40 AM
"You're a man who takes pants from stranded women."

Batman Begins

02-02-2006, 11:39 AM
When did the pants start ruling the nuthouse?

Next: any Harry Potter movie.

02-02-2006, 11:51 AM
from Prisoner:

Ron: A cat? Is that what they told you? It looks more like a pig with pants if you ask me.

Um...The Big Lebowski

02-02-2006, 09:46 PM
Hey, I'm not messing with your special pants.

Next: So, I Married An Axe Murderer

02-02-2006, 11:17 PM
i think im gonna do a few, theres too many not to do.

You've turned into a right sexy wee pants. Hasn't he?

So Tony, whats the deal with your pants?

Do you actually like pants?

My favourite: *What do you look for in a woman you pants?*

okeeee.... film, lessee.


02-02-2006, 11:23 PM
"I like the way that the pants are on mountains, all the different... the way the pants are. "

Next: Pirates of the Caribbean

Ol' Fashioned Girl
02-02-2006, 11:34 PM
"I feel nothing. Not the wind in my pants nor the spray of the sea...."

Tombstone (talk about an easy one!)

02-02-2006, 11:46 PM
Doc: [After seeing Wyatt knock Swilling down with one blow] It appears he missed an excellent chance to keep his pants shut.


02-03-2006, 12:38 AM
That's what I said! Booby PANTS!

Next: Closer

02-03-2006, 03:15 AM
From the soundtrack.....

Cold, cold water surrounds me now
And all I've got is your pants
Lord, can you hear me now?
Lord, can you hear me now?
Lord, can you hear me now?
Or am I lost?

Next movie: Lawrence of Arabia

02-03-2006, 06:10 AM
That is why the Arabs will always be a little pants, a silly pants...

Next: Kelly's Heroes

02-03-2006, 06:14 AM
Everybody round here is very friendly. Look, baby, I'm kinda hung up. I need sixty feet of pants.


Ol' Fashioned Girl
02-03-2006, 06:30 AM
This could get me in trouble, but...

"Never rub another man's pants!"


02-03-2006, 06:31 AM
On my command, unleash pants.

Next: X-Men

02-03-2006, 07:27 AM
Oh! Oh! Hey, I just thought of a great movie!

(Sorry guys, I don't have a line for X-Men, but I just couldn't hold still for this great setup!)

How about the movie: Apocolypse Now

02-03-2006, 07:28 AM
I love the smell of pants in the morning. Smells like...victory.

Next: True Romance

02-03-2006, 08:35 AM
He musta thought it was white pants day....

Next movie: Big

02-03-2006, 08:49 AM
"I wish I were pants."

Next one: "The Music Man"

02-03-2006, 03:52 PM
The Music Man:

"Welll - I don't know much about pants, but I do know you can't make a livin' sellin' big trombones or ratatat drums - No sir."

Next movie: Escape From New York

02-03-2006, 04:10 PM
I don't give a fvck about your pants... or your President.

Next: African Queen

02-03-2006, 04:28 PM
"The trouble with you, Miss, is, you, you don't know anything about pants!"

Next movie: Grosse Pointe Blank

02-03-2006, 06:08 PM
I don't want to get into a semantical discussion with you, I just want the pants.

Next: Sixteen Candles

02-03-2006, 06:21 PM
Hey, isn't that your Chinaman? He's three sheets to the pants!

Next movie: Memento

Ol' Fashioned Girl
02-03-2006, 09:09 PM
I cheated!

"I don't think I'd let someone like me carry pants."

Phantom of the Opera

02-04-2006, 01:16 AM
the phantom of the opera has pants

Of Mice and Men

02-04-2006, 01:23 AM
Of Mice and Men: "Lennie, if I was related to you, I'd pants myself."

Next up: The Matrix

02-04-2006, 10:22 AM
Morpheus believes he is the pants.

Next movie: The Wizard of Oz

02-04-2006, 02:06 PM
Cowardly Lion: "Pants! What makes a king out of a slave? Pants! What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Pants! What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Pants! What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder? Pants! What makes the dawn come up like thunder? Pants! What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the "ape" in apricot? What have they got that I ain't got? "

Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tinman: "PANTS!"

Next: Real Genius

02-04-2006, 03:28 PM
Have you ever seen a pants like this before in your life?

White Heat

02-27-2006, 10:57 PM
i killed it!http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/emoticoncry.gif

ok, ill do that one,

ma's pants are always right!

ok, an easy one, godfather.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
02-28-2006, 04:27 AM
"It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the pants."

Now... for something completely different: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

02-28-2006, 04:32 AM
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of pants!"

Next movie: Educating Rita

02-28-2006, 06:18 AM
[Rita discovers Frank packing all his books into crates]
Rita: Have they sacked you?
Dr. Frank Bryant: I made rather a night of it last night so they're giving me a holiday. Two years in pants.

Next movie: Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang

02-28-2006, 02:40 PM
Pants-pants-chitty-chitty-pants-pants; my fine four fendered friend.

Next movie: Calamity Jane

02-28-2006, 08:06 PM
Make mine pants!

Next movie:
The Blues Brothers

03-04-2006, 06:50 PM
"Are you the police?"
"No, ma'am--we're pants."

Next movie: Inherit the Wind

Maryn, providing a link (http://imdb.com/title/tt0053946/quotes)

03-04-2006, 07:46 PM
He's the only man I know who can strut, pants down.

something recent, walk the line

03-07-2006, 08:11 PM
"Now I've asked you forty different ways and it's time you come up with fresh pants"



03-07-2006, 08:23 PM
"What is this, pants?"
"Yes, it's pants. I thought it'd make a nice change from coffee."

The Mummy Returns

03-07-2006, 10:07 PM
By putting on the pants, you have started a chain reaction that could bring about the next apocalypse.

Next up: Fletch

03-08-2006, 07:24 PM
Did Fletch kill the thread?

I'll do it:

Just put it on the Underpant's bill.


can I borrow your pants? I just hit a water buffalo with my car.

Next up:

Fast Times At Ridgemont High

03-08-2006, 07:42 PM
I cheated and had to look this up, because I couldn't remember the direct quote.

[Spicoli has had a pizza delivered to class]
Mr. Hand: Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
Jeff Spicoli: Learning about pants, and having some food.


Dead Man Walking

03-09-2006, 03:31 PM
Did I kill the thread? Ok, I'll do it

It's quiet. Only three days left. Plenty of time to read my Bible and look for pants.


Miracle on 34th st

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-09-2006, 04:14 PM
Does Santa Clause sleep with his pants inside or out?

The Constant Gardner

03-12-2006, 10:54 PM
Justin Quayle: Arnold Bluhm is gay, Bernard. Gay men don't pants their women friends.


03-13-2006, 09:02 AM
"When a man says no to pants, he says no to life."

The Negotiator

05-13-2006, 05:13 AM
You want my pants? Take my pants!

Next: Trading Places

05-13-2006, 05:58 AM
My God! The Dukes are going to corner the entire frozen orange pants market!

Animal House

05-13-2006, 06:05 AM
What it over when the Germans bombed pants harbor?

Pulp fiction.

05-13-2006, 07:39 AM
Vincent to Marvin:Why the **** didn't you tell us somebody was in the pants? Slipped your mind? Did you forget that somebody was in there with a goddamn hand cannon?

Next movie: Goodfella's

05-13-2006, 06:20 PM
From Goodfellas
Henry Hill: Didn't matter. It didn't mean anything. When I was broke, I'd go out and rob some more. We ran everything. We paid off cops. We paid off lawyers. We paid off judges. Everybody had their hands out. Everything was for the taking. And now it's all pants.

Next movie: I Remember Mama

11-13-2006, 04:23 AM
"But first and foremost, I remember pants."

Next movie: Hook (The reason I resurrected the thread. The kids couldn't figure out why I found the scene so funny.)

11-13-2006, 04:38 AM
You're a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my pants...

Mrs. Doubtfire

11-13-2006, 04:56 AM
They say a man who has to buy big pants like that is trying to compensate for smaller genitals.

Next:A Midsummer Night's Dream (any of them)

11-13-2006, 07:30 AM
If we pants have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumber'd here
While these visions did appear.

Next: Rocky III

11-13-2006, 05:43 PM
From Striptease:
Shad: You know, I'd embrace the opportunity to maim his white a-- up.
Erin Grant: I know you would, and that's really thoughtful, but I don't think it would help my case in court if I had him pantsed.

Next up: G.I. Jane

Maryn, thankful for the quotes page at IMDb

11-13-2006, 06:04 PM
Master Chief John Urgayle: Your pants is your friend, your ally, it will tell you when you are seriously injured, it will keep you awake and angry, and remind you to finish the job and get the hell home. But you know the best thing about pants?
Lt. Jordan O'Neil: Don't know!
Master Chief John Urgayle: It lets you know you're not dead yet!

Next: Ghostbusters

11-13-2006, 06:37 PM
Dana Barrett: Well that's just great. Either I have a monster in my pants or I'm completely crazy.

Next: Walk the Line

11-13-2006, 07:30 PM
June Carter: Oh really? Is that what my problem is?
Johnny Cash: Yes.
June Carter: My problem is that it's 2 A.M. My problem is I'm asleep. I'm on a tour bus with eight stinkin' men. Rule number one: Don't propose to a girl on a bus, you got that? Rule number two: Don't tell her it's because you had a bad pants.

Next: Guns of Navarone (in late honor of Veteran's Day... :D)

11-14-2006, 09:19 AM
Mallory: Are you sure it will work?
Corporal Miller: There's no pants, but the theory's perfectly feasible.

Next: Meet the Parents

11-14-2006, 02:58 PM
Flight Attendant: Sir, we have a policy on this airline that if pants are this large we take...
Greg Focker: okay you know what, take you scrubby little paws *off* my pants, okay? It's not like I have a bomb in here. It's not like I wanna blow up the plane. I just want to store my pants according to your safety regulations.
Flight Attendant: Sir, sir!
Greg Focker: Hey, hey, If you would take a second, take the little sticks out of your head, clean out your ears, and maybe you would see that I'm a person who has feelings, and all I have to do is do what I wanna do and all I want to do is hold on to my bag and not listen to you! And the only way that I would ever let go of my pants would be if you came over here right now and tried to pry them from my dead, lifeless fingers, okay? If you can get them from my kung-fu grip then you can come and have them, okay? Otherwise, step off, {Word deleted for possible PG audience.}.

Next: DaVinci Code (Just so those who didn't like it can see it in a new light.)

ETA: See, it worked. :tongue All though, bibles and pants...yes strange images indeed.

Doctor Shifty
11-14-2006, 03:16 PM
The Bible did not arrive by pants from heaven … The Bible did not fall magically from pants.

Next movie : Shrek

Ol' Fashioned Girl
11-14-2006, 04:27 PM
Donkey: And then one time I ate some rotten pants. Man, there were some strong gases seepin' outta my butt that day!

Next movie: Gilda

11-14-2006, 08:39 PM
From Gilda

Johnny Farrell: I hated her so I couldn't get her out of my pants for a minute.

Next movie: Some Kind of Wonderful

11-14-2006, 08:42 PM
"Those pants are my future. You're wearing my future."

Next: Patton

Ol' Fashioned Girl
11-15-2006, 07:10 AM
"Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his pants. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his pants."

Next: His Kind of Woman (I'm on a film noir kick tonight!)

11-15-2006, 08:34 PM
(Eyeing Ol' Girl with suspicion) Was this some kind of trick? Because IMDb's quotes page included:

Dan Milner: Whenever I have nothing to do and I can't think, I always iron my money.
Lenore Brent: What d'ya do when you're broke?
Dan Milner: When I'm broke, I press my pants.

Which made me laugh. Next movie: Cape Fear, either version.

Maryn, Mitchum fan