View Full Version : Combine Two Famous Movie Lines....

01-28-2006, 10:37 AM
Maybe this will be dumb, but it won't be the first time a thread I started bombed.... LOL.

Take a famous movie line from one movie...and combine it somehow with another famous movie line to come up with an entirely different kind of movie...


"Show me the money, and I'll be back." Jerry Mcguire/Terminato

"Frankly, my dear, Bueller, I don't give a da*n." Gone With the Wind/Ferris Bueller's Day Off


Have fun....(maybe?) :)


01-28-2006, 10:58 AM
Okay, I'll try this. This is a fun idea for a thread!

"You can't handle the truth - I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chiante." - A Few Good Men/Silence of the Lambs.

"For no particular reason, I desperately want to make sweet love to a schoolboy." - Forrest Gump/Dumb and Dumber.

01-28-2006, 11:12 AM
"Do or do not. There is no try, motherfvcker."
-- Empire Strikes Back/Die Hard

01-28-2006, 11:17 AM
"Show me the Oh-Face! Oh! Oh!"
-- Jerry MacGuire/Office Space

Lisa Y
01-28-2006, 05:11 PM
Life is like a boating accident

Forrest Gump and Jaws

Optimus- both of yours- very funny ;)

01-28-2006, 05:41 PM
"Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope as Mr Wiggly's been on bread and water for five years."
-- Star Wars/Bird on a Wire

01-30-2006, 06:32 AM
LOL!!! Oh my, the above "lines" are funny! I'll have to work on a couple and post them later....

Take care all -

01-30-2006, 06:41 AM
I see dead people. Are you not entertained?

The Sixth Sense/Gladiator

01-30-2006, 07:00 AM
"You made a woman meow...? Take me to bed or lose me forever."
-- When Harry met Sally/Top Gun

"Houston, we have a problem, and I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."
-- Apollo 13/Top Gun

01-30-2006, 07:02 AM
"I'm too old for this sh!t, so don't call me Junior!"
-- Lethal Weapon 1,2,3,4/Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

"Always look on the bright side of life; we aint huntin' him, he's huntin' us!"
-- Life of Brian/First Blood

01-30-2006, 07:23 AM
"What we've got here is a failure to communicate. What did he say? Badda beep, badda bap, badda boop, badda beep...." Cool Hand Luke/Godfather

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in and I'm spent." Godfather III/Austin Powers

"You make me want to be a better man, Mini-me, you complete me." As Good As It Gets/Austin Powers

"Aye, Fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that, for one chance....just one chance....to come back here and tell our enemies that I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last for three days...." Braveheart/Bull Durham

"Damn it, Bones, I need you...badly....don't get cocky!" Star Trek/Star Wars

"I'll have what she's having, oh yeah, Oooh, Aaah, That's how it always starts, but then later there's running and then screaming..." When Harry Met Sally/The Lost World:Jurassic Park

Have fun folks! :)

01-30-2006, 08:09 AM
"The number one rule of Fight Club is that if you forget one thing i will have you shaved, sterilized, and destroyed!"

Fight Club/Twelve Monkeys

01-30-2006, 08:38 AM
"Love means never having to say we rob banks." Love Story/Bonnie and Clyde

"We'll always have Paris...what a dump." Casablanca/Beyond the Forest

"Seize the day, boys. Make your lives excellent." Dead Poet's Society/Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

"Twas beauty that killed my precious!" King Kong/LOTR

01-30-2006, 08:58 AM
Hehe! This is fun!

"I sense something; a presence I've not felt since... great balls of fire!"
-- Star Wars/Top Gun

"Mathematics is the only true universal language - we're doomed!"
-- Contact/Star Wars

"Don't underestimate the Force - we just lost the moon."
-- Star Wars/Apollo 13

01-30-2006, 09:28 AM
This will go like a conversation. I'm taking two quotes from two movies and pairing them up like its two people talking to each other.

"Geez! You're big for a lady! You could play for the 49ers!"
"I'll take that as a compliment."
Mrs. Doubtfire/The Patriot

01-30-2006, 10:41 AM
If that's a severed head I'll be very upset with a wee bit of the old ultraviolence

Wayne's World I/Clockwork Orange

01-30-2006, 08:14 PM
"Please allow myself to introduce....myself. Bond, James Bond." Austin Powers/Bond movies

"Do you think that's air you're breathing? This town needs an enema." The Matrix/Batman

Have fun folks.... :)

01-30-2006, 08:25 PM
"Oh Stella! Stella! I wish I knew how to quit you."
A Street Car Named Desire / Brokeback Mountain.

"Shhh! You had me at 'Jack, I'm flying!' "
Jerry MacGuire / Titanic

"Just keep swimming, swimming ... to infinity and beyond."
Finding Nemo / Toy Story

01-30-2006, 08:47 PM
"I'm a smudge of excrement on a tissue surging out to sea with a million tons of raw sewage - in what world could you possibly beat me?" Sideways/A Knight's Tale

"I'm not looking forward to jumping in after you. But like I said, I cra* bigger than you." Titanic/City Slickers

Have fun folks... :)

01-30-2006, 09:03 PM
"Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have one of those faces you can't help believing."


"I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, and I'm definately not wearing my underwear."

Fargo/Rain Man

01-30-2006, 10:51 PM
"Do you have valediction boyo?"
"Yeah, and monkey's might fly out of my butt!"
LA Confidential and Wayne's World

"Cassandra, how do you keep my clothes so clean and fresh smelling?"
"Man, we ain't found shi!t!"
Wayne's World and Spaceballs

"Yogurt, I hate yogurt, especially strawberry"
"There's nothing better than a nice MLT, mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich where the mutton is cut nice and lean. . ."
Spaceballs and Princess Bride

01-30-2006, 11:01 PM
"Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls wearing this (a necklace), wearing only this."
"Geez! You're big for a lady! You could play for the 49ers!"
Titanic/Mrs. Doubtfire

That Mrs. Doubtfire line keeps coming in handy!

01-31-2006, 12:54 AM
"Be excellent to each wretched hive of scum and villainy." Bill & Ted/Star Wars

01-31-2006, 01:26 AM
"I'll have what she's having and your little dog, too!"

When Harry Met Sally/The Wizard of Oz

Lisa Y
01-31-2006, 04:16 AM
"If you build it, he will follow the yellow brick road."
Field of Dreams/Wizard of Oz

"If I was the man I was five years ago, I'd shoot my eye out."
Scent of a Woman/A Christmas Story

01-31-2006, 04:20 AM
Your clothes. Gib them to me. I feel pretty, oh so pretty.

Terminator/West Side Story

01-31-2006, 05:12 AM
How the hell'd you get the beans all the way to the top like that...I twisted it just right.

There's Something About Mary/My Cousin Vinny

01-31-2006, 05:47 AM
"Squeal like a pig... Godzilla! Godzilla!"
Deliverance / Godzilla

01-31-2006, 05:54 AM
"Show me the money! I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!"
Jerry Maguire / Better Off Dead

01-31-2006, 06:01 AM
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life."
"We're on a mission from God."
Animal House / Blues Brothers

01-31-2006, 06:03 AM
"Luke, I'm your father. Give my daughter her shots!!!!!"
Empire Strikes Back / Terms of Endearment

01-31-2006, 06:06 AM
"Is Rusty still in the Navy?"
"He's just here in the shower with me."
Christmas Vacation/Bean

01-31-2006, 09:42 AM
"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow. Sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here." Army of Darkness/As Good As It Gets

01-31-2006, 09:43 AM
"Do NOT go in there! Get in my belly!" Ace Ventura/Austin Powers

01-31-2006, 09:44 AM
"Help me to help you put it any where you want." Jerry Maguire/Cruel Intentions

01-31-2006, 09:45 AM
"What is it about good sex that makes me have to stick an umbrella up your a$$ and open it." Kingpin/The Last Boy Scout

01-31-2006, 10:01 AM
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as **** don't ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend.

The Big Lebowski/Reservoir Dogs

01-31-2006, 10:43 AM
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convince the world he might fly out of my butt." The Usual Suspects/Wayne's World

01-31-2006, 11:33 AM
"With great power comes Alotta Fagina"

Spider-Man / Austin Power: Man of Mystery

02-01-2006, 07:36 AM
"Obi-Wan never told you Grampa hit him with the car!" Empire Strikes Back/Back to the Future

"I'm a bum. But bear in mind I'm on an express elevator to Hell, goin' down." With Honors/Aliens

"One plus two plus two plus one in standard two-by-two cover formation." Clue/Die Hard

"What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search, of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and bunch of choppy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway!" The Fugitive/Galaxy Quest

OneTeam OneDream
02-01-2006, 07:44 AM
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. GOD DA** STICK!

Godfather/Billy Madison

The first rule of Fight Club is alligators are ornery 'cause they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

Fight Club/The Waterboy

You want the truth? I don't remember askin' you a GOD DA** THING!

A Few Good Men/Pulp Fiction

02-01-2006, 10:18 AM
"Luke, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and by the time I'm done with you, you will all be wearing gold plated diapers."
The Empire Strikes Back/More Cowbell SNL sketch (it's not a movie but never question bruce dickinson!)

"Lord Vader, our ships have completed their scan of the area and found I'm not gay I'm just celibate."
The Empire Strikes Back/The 40 Year Old Virgin

"Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not cowboys from Arizona or pimps from Oakland. "
The Empire Strikes Back/Wedding Crashers

I watched ESB today if no one can tell.

02-01-2006, 11:16 AM
"Now we've found your tickler..."
"Don't make me laugh!"
Deep Throat / Gunga Din

02-02-2006, 12:05 PM
I hear William Wallace shoots fire from his eyes, and had sex with a dead guy in a bathroom!


02-02-2006, 12:39 PM
I thought it was "arse," not "eyes?"


02-02-2006, 10:13 PM
"I managed to go through three years of law school without sailing down under with the kiwis so everything's backwards and the toilets when you flush them, the water spins the opposite way. Really freaks you out the first time you see it."

The Firm/Wedding Crashers

11-29-2006, 06:06 AM
Bringing it back. . .

"Wait. . . it has to be your bull, are you crying? Put your daddy on the phone."

Tommy Boy/ Black Sheep

11-29-2006, 06:13 AM
You're telling me the FBI's gonna teach me how to surf the dark side of the force?

Point Break/Star Wars

11-29-2006, 06:18 AM
Flash, I love you but ... this mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

Flash Gordon/2001: A Space Oddyssey

11-29-2006, 06:32 AM
“Shakabuku. It’s a swift, spiritual kick to the head that alters your reality forever. Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.”

Grosse Pointe Blank/As Good As it Gets

11-29-2006, 08:46 PM
See, this is the whole problem with people, if you are what you do and you never do anything, then maybe the world is full of food and sex and spectacle and we're all just hurling towards an apocalypse.

Ice Harvest/Say Anything

:::having a John Cusack moment:::

Serena Casey
11-29-2006, 10:30 PM
"Get OFF the nuclear warhead!"
"Translate. That some sort of threat?"


"Shut the hell up, Schneebly!"
"A hot dog is singing! You need quiet while a hot dog is singing?"

School of Rock/You've Got Mail

"Can you bring me my chapstick?"
"Get used to disappointment."

Napoleon Dynamite/Princess Bride