Combine Two Famous Movie Lines....

My-Immortal · Jan 27, 2006

Maybe this will be dumb, but it won't be the first time a thread I started bombed.... LOL.

Take a famous movie line from one movie...and combine it somehow with another famous movie line to come up with an entirely different kind of movie...

Example:

"Show me the money, and I'll be back." Jerry Mcguire/Terminato

"Frankly, my dear, Bueller, I don't give a da*n." Gone With the Wind/Ferris Bueller's Day Off

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Have fun....(maybe?)

LOL

BlackCrowesChick · Jan 27, 2006

Okay, I'll try this. This is a fun idea for a thread!

"You can't handle the truth - I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chiante." - A Few Good Men/Silence of the Lambs.

"For no particular reason, I desperately want to make sweet love to a schoolboy." - Forrest Gump/Dumb and Dumber.

Optimus · Jan 27, 2006

"Do or do not. There is no try, motherfvcker."
-- Empire Strikes Back/Die Hard

Optimus · Jan 27, 2006

"Show me the Oh-Face! Oh! Oh!"
-- Jerry MacGuire/Office Space

Lisa Y · Jan 28, 2006

Life is like a boating accident

Forrest Gump and Jaws

Optimus- both of yours- very funny

Jo · Jan 28, 2006

"Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope as Mr Wiggly's been on bread and water for five years."
-- Star Wars/Bird on a Wire

My-Immortal · Jan 29, 2006

LOL!!! Oh my, the above "lines" are funny! I'll have to work on a couple and post them later....

Take care all -

robeiae · Jan 29, 2006

I see dead people. Are you not entertained?

The Sixth Sense/Gladiator

Jo · Jan 29, 2006

"You made a woman meow...? Take me to bed or lose me forever."
-- When Harry met Sally/Top Gun

"Houston, we have a problem, and I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."
-- Apollo 13/Top Gun

Jo · Jan 29, 2006

"I'm too old for this sh!t, so don't call me Junior!"
-- Lethal Weapon 1,2,3,4/Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

"Always look on the bright side of life; we aint huntin' him, he's huntin' us!"
-- Life of Brian/First Blood

My-Immortal · Jan 29, 2006

"What we've got here is a failure to communicate. What did he say? Badda beep, badda bap, badda boop, badda beep...." Cool Hand Luke/Godfather

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in and I'm spent." Godfather III/Austin Powers

"You make me want to be a better man, Mini-me, you complete me." As Good As It Gets/Austin Powers

"Aye, Fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that, for one chance....just one chance....to come back here and tell our enemies that I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last for three days...." Braveheart/Bull Durham

"Damn it, Bones, I need you...badly....don't get cocky!" Star Trek/Star Wars

"I'll have what she's having, oh yeah, Oooh, Aaah, That's how it always starts, but then later there's running and then screaming..." When Harry Met Sally/The Lost World:Jurassic Park

Have fun folks!

PattiTheWicked · Jan 29, 2006

"The number one rule of Fight Club is that if you forget one thing i will have you shaved, sterilized, and destroyed!"

Fight Club/Twelve Monkeys

ChaosTitan · Jan 29, 2006

"Love means never having to say we rob banks." Love Story/Bonnie and Clyde

"We'll always have Paris...what a dump." Casablanca/Beyond the Forest

"Seize the day, boys. Make your lives excellent." Dead Poet's Society/Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

"Twas beauty that killed my precious!" King Kong/LOTR

Jo · Jan 29, 2006

Hehe! This is fun!

"I sense something; a presence I've not felt since... great balls of fire!"
-- Star Wars/Top Gun

"Mathematics is the only true universal language - we're doomed!"
-- Contact/Star Wars

"Don't underestimate the Force - we just lost the moon."
-- Star Wars/Apollo 13

BlackCrowesChick · Jan 29, 2006

This will go like a conversation. I'm taking two quotes from two movies and pairing them up like its two people talking to each other.

"Geez! You're big for a lady! You could play for the 49ers!"
"I'll take that as a compliment."
Mrs. Doubtfire/The Patriot

WerenCole · Jan 29, 2006

If that's a severed head I'll be very upset with a wee bit of the old ultraviolence

Wayne's World I/Clockwork Orange

My-Immortal · Jan 30, 2006

"Please allow myself to introduce....myself. Bond, James Bond." Austin Powers/Bond movies

"Do you think that's air you're breathing? This town needs an enema." The Matrix/Batman

Have fun folks....

maestrowork · Jan 30, 2006

"Oh Stella! Stella! I wish I knew how to quit you."
A Street Car Named Desire / Brokeback Mountain.

"Shhh! You had me at 'Jack, I'm flying!' "
Jerry MacGuire / Titanic

"Just keep swimming, swimming ... to infinity and beyond."
Finding Nemo / Toy Story

My-Immortal · Jan 30, 2006

"I'm a smudge of excrement on a tissue surging out to sea with a million tons of raw sewage - in what world could you possibly beat me?" Sideways/A Knight's Tale

"I'm not looking forward to jumping in after you. But like I said, I cra* bigger than you." Titanic/City Slickers

Have fun folks...

PattiTheWicked · Jan 30, 2006

"Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have one of those faces you can't help believing."

Spaceballs/Psycho

"I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, and I'm definately not wearing my underwear."

Fargo/Rain Man

WerenCole · Jan 30, 2006

"Do you have valediction boyo?"
"Yeah, and monkey's might fly out of my butt!"
LA Confidential and Wayne's World

"Cassandra, how do you keep my clothes so clean and fresh smelling?"
"Man, we ain't found shi!t!"
Wayne's World and Spaceballs

"Yogurt, I hate yogurt, especially strawberry"
"There's nothing better than a nice MLT, mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich where the mutton is cut nice and lean. . ."
Spaceballs and Princess Bride

BlackCrowesChick · Jan 30, 2006

"Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls wearing this (a necklace), wearing only this."
"Geez! You're big for a lady! You could play for the 49ers!"
Titanic/Mrs. Doubtfire

That Mrs. Doubtfire line keeps coming in handy!

ChaosTitan · Jan 30, 2006

"Be excellent to each wretched hive of scum and villainy." Bill & Ted/Star Wars

rhymegirl · Jan 30, 2006

"I'll have what she's having and your little dog, too!"

When Harry Met Sally/The Wizard of Oz

Lisa Y · Jan 30, 2006

"If you build it, he will follow the yellow brick road."
Field of Dreams/Wizard of Oz

"If I was the man I was five years ago, I'd shoot my eye out."
Scent of a Woman/A Christmas Story

Combine Two Famous Movie Lines....

Mr. Invisible

Uptown Girl

Picked last in gym

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Mr. Invisible

Touch and go

Travelling the re-write road

Travelling the re-write road

Mr. Invisible

Unleashing Hell.

Around

Travelling the re-write road

Uptown Girl

Funny what? Do I amuse you?

Mr. Invisible

Fear the Death Ray

Mr. Invisible

Unleashing Hell.

Funny what? Do I amuse you?

Uptown Girl

Around

It's a New Year!

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