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robeiae
01-26-2006, 08:08 AM
I have to talk quickly, because I don't think I have much time:

I accidently intercepted a PM that contained a most disturbing piece of information. Apparently, three of the Mods (I won't say which ones, but watch out for Puzzled Fishing Gophers) are planning a military coup-type takeover of AW. The first move in their nefarious plot is to invite ChunkyC out for a drink, then stuff him in a closet with nothing but a halogen lamp and the collected poems of Charles Nelson Reilly. Then, they're gonna go after Jenna. Listen carefully, because they may be on to me. They could find me at any s

maestrowork
01-26-2006, 08:13 AM
Rob finally cracked. Drank a bit too much of Haskins' Kool-Aid.

William Haskins
01-26-2006, 08:14 AM
Rob finally cracked. Drank a bit too much of Haskins' Kool-Aid.

and so it begins.

SpookyWriter
01-26-2006, 09:08 AM
They all belong to the ultra-secret sect which also distributes condoms to pregnant teens.

mdin
01-26-2006, 09:50 AM
Viva la Revolution!

mkcbunny
01-26-2006, 10:06 AM
Puzzled Fishing Gophers?

Sounds like a secret code.

Unique
01-26-2006, 01:22 PM
Puzzled Fishing Gophers?

Sounds like a secret code.

It's early. Think about it.

MacAllister
01-26-2006, 01:40 PM
Heh. I hope you guys aren't taking seriously these rantings of the lunatic fringe element.

Someone get Rob his tinfoil beanie. He's gone off, again.



:D

Susie
01-26-2006, 02:01 PM
As Laura Petrie would say and me, "Ohhhhhh, Rob, don't let them hurt you!" :)

Unique
01-26-2006, 02:09 PM
Heh. I hope you guys aren't taking seriously these rantings of the lunatic fringe element.

Someone get Rob his tinfoil beanie. He's gone off, again.



:D

But Mac! The tinfoil beanie is what enabled him to receive the transmission that detailed this nefarious plot!

However will he receive instructions on how to combat it without his beanie?

(Don't worry, Rob - you can borrow my ugly stick):e2poke:

Birol
01-26-2006, 02:19 PM
What plot? I don't know of any plot.


(Lori's philosophy: Deny everything. Admit nothing. Demand proof.)

Carole
01-26-2006, 02:22 PM
:popcorn:

MacAllister
01-26-2006, 02:31 PM
Rob is going to have to leave us for a little while, now. His social reprogramming reinforcement is obviously overdue.

We'll bring him back good as new, and twice as tractable--never fear.

:D

Unique
01-26-2006, 02:34 PM
twice as tractable? His tractability meter shows 0%.
Better give him another jolt.
2 x 0 = 0

NeuroFizz
01-26-2006, 06:00 PM
Okay, turn your AW decoder rings to North-by-Northwest.

The ounterinsurgency-cay is orming-fay at the ouse-hay of ove-lay. E-bay ere-thay at ix-say onight-tay and e-way illl-way ick-kay ootie-bay, and ree-fay ob-ray. ring-bay eer-bay and eapons-way.

Jean Marie
01-26-2006, 06:25 PM
I'm waiting for the next transmission.

StoryG27
01-26-2006, 06:32 PM
Okay, turn your AW decoder rings to North-by-Northwest.

The ounterinsurgency-cay is orming-fay at the ouse-hay of ove-lay. E-bay ere-thay at ix-say onight-tay and e-way illl-way ick-kay ootie-bay, and ree-fay ob-ray. ring-bay eer-bay and eapons-way.

Wow, wish I could speak Latin!

BradyH1861
01-26-2006, 07:38 PM
As long as I get to be Chief Justice, I will support either the current AW Adminstration or the coup attempt, depending who will meet my demands first.

robeiae
01-26-2006, 07:40 PM
depending who will meet my demands first.
I don't think either side will agree to making all female AW members file past you in the nude every day for their morning but-slapping...

Rob :)

BradyH1861
01-26-2006, 07:47 PM
Damn! I guess it is back to the drawing board then.

Dawno
01-26-2006, 08:05 PM
The brilliant part of the conspiracy is that nobody ever suspects me of anything.

See, you still don't think I'm involved.

Kevin Yarbrough
01-26-2006, 08:11 PM
That's not true, Dawno. Everything is your fault. You are probably the mastermind behind the whole thing. Those ears probably sent Rob some kind of subliminal message to make him snap so when the others mods have their hands full you can swoop in and take control.

Ohhhh, nice ears. Must...help....Rob.

Sarita
01-26-2006, 08:11 PM
Then, they're gonna go after Jenna. I think that's (http://absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=25677) been taken care of...

robeiae
01-26-2006, 08:15 PM
I think that's (http://absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=25677) been taken care of...
No, no, no..."that" is why they chose to start now. When Jenna returns, she'll say "CC, what's up? CC? CC...?" And the triumverate will act all innocent. THEN...it's curtains for Jenna (unless she prefers drapes).

Rob :)

JoeEkaitis
01-26-2006, 08:19 PM
All I know is I received a private message that said "Joe! Bringing your Chex Party Mix again?! Please, please, PLEASE say YES!"

alleycat
01-26-2006, 08:20 PM
I've heard the coup is being financed by the neo-illiterates at PublishAmerica. The good news is that we'll all get book contracts! The bad news is we'll have to pay $4000 for each book "published".

aka eraser
01-26-2006, 08:27 PM
Must. Obey. Dawno.

Cathy C
01-26-2006, 08:49 PM
I don't worry about Dawno. But beware her trusty reindeer... :eek:

mkcbunny
01-26-2006, 09:04 PM
It's early. Think about it.
If it involves groundhogs and my favorite holiday, OK, but "Puzzled" and "Fishing"? I guess I'm slow.

maestrowork
01-26-2006, 09:11 PM
Nipple fishing is better. It's cold.

MacAllister
01-26-2006, 09:18 PM
The naked truth, of course, is that we're all fanatically loyal to Jenna--whether she's present or not.

...


It sorta has to make you wonder about Rob's loyalties, though, doesn't it...?

BradyH1861
01-26-2006, 09:20 PM
I always prefer the naked truth rather than the clothed truth.

robeiae
01-26-2006, 09:21 PM
The natures of my loyalties are quite inconsequential...

MacAllister
01-26-2006, 09:22 PM
Brady, you're obviously a man of vision and clear-thinking.

I'm a bit concerned about the behind-the-scenes machinations that Rob's up to his hips in...

I'd never have believed it, you know? If I hadn't seen it for myself. He's always been just a little too smart, though--if you know what I mean.

And a little too quick to buck the system.

BradyH1861
01-26-2006, 09:33 PM
I have dispatched a black helicopter to his location. It should be there forthwith.

StoryG27
01-26-2006, 09:35 PM
I have dispatched a black helicopter to his location. It should be there forthwith.
Whoa! Wait a minute.

Aren't black helicopters William's thing?

Aconite
01-26-2006, 09:41 PM
Aren't black helicopters William's thing?
Wait. That means...Brady is Haskins?

It's so awful. And yet, it explains so much that formerly was inexplicable.

JAlpha
01-26-2006, 09:41 PM
Whoa! Wait a minute.

Aren't black helicopters William's thing?


Not anymore! The government has franchised them---Conspiracies R' Us. Anybody can own one.


http://photobucket.com/albums/c34/JAlpha/th_39.gif (http://photobucket.com/albums/c34/JAlpha/?action=view&current=39.gif)

Anyone with a Swiss Bank Account, that is :D

Jean Marie
01-26-2006, 09:43 PM
Whoa! Wait a minute.

Aren't black helicopters William's thing?
Based on that question, Haskins and Dawno are the instigators of the coup and...http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/e2bike2.gif what kind of helicopter is that? They must have stopped @ Toys R Us

MacAllister
01-26-2006, 09:48 PM
This is just so sad. I really liked Rob, ya know?
Sure, his political views were a little out there.

Okay. A lot out there. I suppose I should have had an idea.

Still, he seemed like such a cool guy.

*sigh*

I guess you just never know about people.

Jean Marie
01-26-2006, 09:54 PM
The natures of my loyalties are quite inconsequential...
Wait a sec here, I'm incorrectly blaming Haskins? Oh, boy :scared:

MacAllister
01-26-2006, 09:55 PM
Right, JM. Haskins is on our side. He's just been in deep cover--that's why he had to have the Brady persona.

Jean Marie
01-26-2006, 09:56 PM
Gotcha, Mac-phew!

awatkins
01-26-2006, 09:58 PM
It really is sad. I wonder if this started because I locked Rob's disembodied voice in a cooler over on the road trip thread?

BradyH1861
01-26-2006, 09:59 PM
He's just been in deep cover--that's.

More like deep under the covers.

MacAllister
01-26-2006, 10:00 PM
You know, Rob has always had that weird edge of defiance towards the popular wisdom.

The more I think about this, the more sense it makes.

It's still sad and horrible--but perhaps we should have seen it coming.

Thank gawd no one's been hurt, that's all I have to say about it. But if he has little cells of resistance distributed about the board--weapons caches, as it were...the fallout could go on for quite some time.

It's all right, Haskins. You don't have to pretend any more. You've gone far beyond the call of duty, as it is.

JoeEkaitis
01-26-2006, 10:01 PM
Is Reynold's Wrap or Alcoa better for making hats?

StoryG27
01-26-2006, 10:02 PM
I knew something wasn't right when Rob stole my green mesh thong underwear and then bragged about wearing 'em.

*sniff, whimper* I bet he sure looks cute in 'em though, even if he has gone off his rocker (and medication...should never do both simultaneously).

Jean Marie
01-26-2006, 10:04 PM
More like deep under the covers.
Hey, since when does the Chief Justice has to hide?

Oops, you're under the covers. So sorry your Justiceness, carry on, through...
http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/emoticonbanana.gif

MacAllister
01-26-2006, 10:06 PM
The really horrible part is that there's no telling who he's already gotten to.

If you guys hear any rumors, or grumblings...or, you know, just anything that seems off...

Please don't hesitate to send me a PM--or Frank or Lori, of course. Until we can get to the bottom of this, we're all going to have to be a bit more careful.

Jean Marie
01-26-2006, 10:07 PM
I knew something wasn't right when Rob stole my green mesh thong underwear and then bragged about wearing 'em.

*sniff, whimper* I bet he sure looks cute in 'em though, even if he has gone off his rocker (and medication...should never do both simultaneously).
You poor thing, you were saving that for St. Patrick's Day http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/emoticoncry.gifRob, you big meanie! Give it back, you, you thong thief!

BradyH1861
01-26-2006, 10:09 PM
Hey, since when does the Chief Justice has to hide?

Oops, you're under the covers.

Alone, of course. All of my law clerks and secretaries resigned in protest over my office dress code. And I wear nothing under my robe.

Jean Marie
01-26-2006, 10:10 PM
Alone, of course. All of my law clerks and secretaries resigned in protest over my office dress code. And I wear nothing under my robe.
Unless, you've got storygirl's green mesh...

MacAllister
01-26-2006, 10:11 PM
Damn.

I still can't get over it.

Rob is really a subversive radical, and he wears women's underwear.




You think you know someone.

Jean Marie
01-26-2006, 10:13 PM
Damn.

I still can't get over it.

Rob is really a subversive radical, and he wears women's underwear.

Now we know why he's the Emperor of Wyoming http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/EmoteROFL.gif

MacAllister
01-26-2006, 10:15 PM
Do you suppose that's where he's gone into hiding?

I'd hate to have to invade Wyoming. If they're going to shelter him, though, they'll just have to take their lumps.

Jean Marie
01-26-2006, 10:17 PM
Either that or he's hiding under one of those palmetto bugs in Florida http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif If that's the case, I'm not goin' in!!

BradyH1861
01-26-2006, 10:19 PM
Unless, you've got storygirl's green mesh...

Yes. I am wearing it on my head at the moment. Rob gave it to me to buy my loyalty to his cause.........whatever it is.

awatkins
01-26-2006, 10:20 PM
Is Reynold's Wrap or Alcoa better for making hats?

Either will work fine. Just don't try that cheap stuff from the dollar store. It's too thin to deflect anything.

Jean Marie
01-26-2006, 10:21 PM
Yes. I am wearing it on my head at the moment. Rob gave it to me to buy my loyalty to his cause.........whatever it is.
You're that easy????? and cheap?

BradyH1861
01-26-2006, 10:25 PM
You're that easy????? and cheap?

Yes.

StoryG27
01-26-2006, 10:25 PM
Yes. I am wearing it on my head at the moment. Rob gave it to me to buy my loyalty to his cause.........whatever it is.
I can't believe my innocent underwear has become a bartering tool in such villainous plan.

BradyH1861
01-26-2006, 10:27 PM
Better your underwear than mine. Fear not. I am putting them to good use. I have fitted them to the top of my tinfoil beanie as a beanie cover. It looks quite fetching.

Jean Marie
01-26-2006, 10:33 PM
So sad when nothing is sacred anymore. I mean really. Totally shameless. I suppose next you'll say you'll wear them over your fire helmet while investigating the next suspected arson. And what, you'll pass it off smartly to your Irish heritage? Humph!

rhymegirl
01-26-2006, 10:44 PM
If it involves groundhogs and my favorite holiday, OK, but "Puzzled" and "Fishing"? I guess I'm slow.

Puzzled is Lori, look at her title, Fishing is Frank, Gophers is Mac.

Birol
01-26-2006, 10:44 PM
I blame myself (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=469124&postcount=87) for Rob's downfall. I think he's looking for the times when he's not "typically well-reasoned."

Rob, you didn't have to prove me 100% accurate.

NeuroFizz
01-26-2006, 10:48 PM
Now, decoders due south.

.nwo sti no edolpmi lliw ssem elohw sihT .reeb gnirb tsuJ .snopaew eht tegroF

robeiae
01-26-2006, 10:51 PM
Please don't hesitate to send me a PM--or Frank or Lori, of course. Until we can get to the bottom of this, we're all going to have to be a bit more careful.
That's it..spy on your neighbors! You'll be a Party hero...

Guffah..dsjnj$%*DJ$IDJMYTfdfjtour5d4$E8cR$i8dcj.

StoryG27
01-26-2006, 11:01 PM
Now, decoders due south.

.nwo sti no edolpmi lliw ssem elohw sihT .reeb gnirb tsuJ .snopaew eht tegroF

But I don't like beer.

Birol
01-26-2006, 11:02 PM
Aha! I've got the code now. :D

Jean Marie
01-26-2006, 11:02 PM
Puzzled is Lori, look at her title, Fishing is Frank, Gophers is Mac.
OMG, I cannot believe how I missed this!! Thanks rhyme for pointing this out http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/emoteHail.gif

Man, oh, man, it's Mac, Lori and Frank who are plotting against Jenna!

Has anyone noticed how Mac's been changing the info in her avatar of late? Ha! She just changed it back to squashed gopher! How insidiously brilliant http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif

Mac's been deviously leading us all astray this afternoon pinning it on poor Rob. She disappears and in strolls Lori taking the blame for Rob's downfall. As if Lori believes this will remove the cloud of doubt that hangs over her head.

Birol
01-26-2006, 11:08 PM
I will be disappearing from the boards for a few days. It has nothing to do with the coup attempt, I swear.

Jean Marie
01-26-2006, 11:12 PM
http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif

Cathy C
01-26-2006, 11:23 PM
I never forget weapons... :guns:


Don't be at all concerned if you hear any noises outside your window tonight, Rob. We'll take you to Jenna. It'll be fine. We promise... http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/4197/evil6kl.gif (http://imageshack.us)

aka eraser
01-26-2006, 11:24 PM
I will be disappearing from the boards for a few days. It has nothing to do with the coup attempt, I swear.

I'm already not here.

NeuroFizz
01-26-2006, 11:25 PM
But I don't like beer.
?aliuqet tuoba woH

mkcbunny
01-26-2006, 11:32 PM
Puzzled is Lori, look at her title, Fishing is Frank, Gophers is Mac.
I am dense. And that is one flat gopher.

Jean Marie
01-26-2006, 11:51 PM
I am dense. And that is one flat gopher.
That sucker's fossilized http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

Kevin Yarbrough
01-26-2006, 11:53 PM
Message 4132654-78546-235 Encrypted

(Rob, I hear people can't read between these things unless you want them to so this message is for you only. I have a cell ready to go at your command. We will wait for the secret word "cacaw" and then we will ride in and help you take over Wyoming. After our base is secure we can then move on and penetrate AW.)

Encryption ended.

Dawno's ears are cool. I like gophers. I need to go fishing.

Dawno
01-27-2006, 12:03 AM
::calling Reindeer Six, calling Reindeer Six, the word is "Schnitzel" I repeat, Schnitzel::

Jean Marie
01-27-2006, 12:13 AM
Hmm, Kevin's giving me an idea. Encrypted notes,ah!

Blaze knows who to trust http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif

Now I feel better, thanks Kevin.

Kevin Yarbrough
01-27-2006, 01:22 AM
Well don't trust me, I could be a double agent.

arrowqueen
01-27-2006, 01:33 AM
'And a little too quick to buck the system.'

We have a system?

StoryG27
01-27-2006, 01:54 AM
?aliuqet tuoba woH
You're getting there...close, but not quite.

NeuroFizz
01-27-2006, 02:28 AM
You're getting there...close, but not quite.
!kcaJ

Unique
01-27-2006, 02:29 AM
!ynnhoJ

Birol
01-27-2006, 02:45 AM
W CEWRZ NXI'FP DGG JDFLPT.

maestrowork
01-27-2006, 02:53 AM
d|yq-q|zv{nv|{-urr-r-p|zr.


I'm sorry. Let me decypher for you:

Jbeyq qbzvangvba urer jr pbzr!

huntwriter
01-27-2006, 02:54 AM
I have to talk quickly, because I don't think I have much time:

I accidently intercepted a PM that contained a most disturbing piece of information. Apparently, three of the Mods (I won't say which ones, but watch out for Puzzled Fishing Gophers) are planning a military coup-type takeover of AW. The first move in their nefarious plot is to invite ChunkyC out for a drink, then stuff him in a closet with nothing but a halogen lamp and the collected poems of Charles Nelson Reilly. Then, they're gonna go after Jenna. Listen carefully, because they may be on to me. They could find me at any s

That's how it started with my grandmother and some weeks later she sat in the basement and knitted airplanes for the Luftwaffe.

Dawno
01-27-2006, 05:50 AM
I'm crocheting a whole fleet of stealth fighters for the Air Force. I wonder if we're related.


::Calling Reindeer Six, calling Reindeer Six, the word is "Etruscan", I repeat: Etruscan!::

robeiae
02-18-2006, 01:50 AM
The brilliant part of the conspiracy is that nobody ever suspects me of anything.

See, you still don't think I'm involved.
Please note that Dawno is now a 'SuperMod.' She was behind it all along...and she trys to cover herself by talking in code. 'Reindeer Six my ____!'

Rob :)

Kevin Yarbrough
02-18-2006, 01:58 AM
Dawno is a supermod, Aconite is a mod and Jenna is AWOL. Hmmmm, what do you think? Rob, watch your back.

robeiae
02-18-2006, 02:00 AM
You ain't kiddin', buddy...I'm afraid to take a whiz by myself.

Rob :)

Unique
02-18-2006, 02:14 AM
oh, someone will hold it for you


(and that's an awesome tinfoil beanie you have, Rob)

TemlynWriting
02-18-2006, 02:18 AM
Please note that Dawno is now a 'SuperMod.' (sung to the tune of that "supermodel" song)

"I wanna be a Super Mod..." ;) lol

JennaGlatzer
02-18-2006, 02:52 AM
Rob, I just want to thank you for looking out for my interests so well. But let us not forget that it was actually William with the diabolical plan to overthrow me last time, with his absolutewilliam.com site.

By the way, this conspiracy theory is all going to get just a bit more bizarre in another day or two... keep watching...

astonwest
02-18-2006, 02:52 AM
Rob, watch your back.

You ain't kiddin', buddy...I'm afraid to take a whiz by myself.
The logistics of that must be mind-boggling...

robeiae
02-18-2006, 02:59 AM
Rob, I just want to thank you for looking out for my interests so well.
Clearly, I haqve failed. Dawno now wields supreme executive power, with narry a scimitar-lobbing, watery tart in sight. BTW, where is Arrowqueen? :D

Rob :)

robeiae
02-18-2006, 03:35 AM
But let us not forget that it was actually William with the diabolical plan to overthrow me last time, with his absolutewilliam.com site.
...and don't think I didn't notice how you emasculated him by dangling the poetry forum above his corpse-like head.

Rob :)

Dawno
02-18-2006, 03:37 AM
Clearly, I haqve failed. Dawno now wields supreme executive power, with narry a scimitar-lobbing, watery tart in sight. BTW, where is Arrowqueen? :D

Rob :)

I'm a two for one package deal, I do my own scimitar-lobbing watery-tarting along with the executive power-wielding.

Birol
02-18-2006, 05:53 AM
...and don't think I didn't notice how you emasculated him by dangling the poetry forum above his corpse-like head.

Rob :)

What better way to subvert your enemies than to convert them to your side?

astonwest
02-19-2006, 06:18 PM
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer, as the phrase goes...

Kevin Yarbrough
02-20-2006, 08:36 PM
The coup is done. All is lost. Jenna is back, and she is changed. The mods are now in control of the board and Jenna is just a pretty (very pretty) avatar. Why did they do this? What was their nefarious plan?

To port all un-TIO threads to the OP forum. It's diabolical. It's unethical. It's dastardly. It had to cost millions for the brain washing of Jenna alone.

The whole board is being restructred, most of it was done while Jenna was gone? Why? How? CAN'T YOU PEOPLE SEE IT?

That's it! My God! We're next. Once they are don't with restructuring the board they will restructure us. Broken Fingers will be placed with Haskins and we will get a new and improved model that will cut down on bandwith. Fingered Haskins.

I got to stop this before it is to late, there is no telling who I will be paired up with.

Jaycinth
02-20-2006, 10:07 PM
Better Broken and Haskins than Haskins and Rob. Don't fret Kevin. If they seek to take your brain, I will, in a very nice 15th century Christian Inquisitorial way, ask them to give it back. I may take a few shots of whskey first.

Elincoln
02-21-2006, 12:23 AM
Kev, you might want to watch your title. The minute they slap the MOD in there, you'll be next...


And speaking of slapping, where is our old rebel rousers? You notice certain people are kinda missing lately?

Liam Jackson
02-21-2006, 12:26 AM
What better way to subvert your enemies than to convert them to your side?

Oh, there's a better way. But it's illegal in most civilized countries. A pity, that.

Kevin Yarbrough
02-21-2006, 12:34 AM
Kev, you might want to watch your title. The minute they slap the MOD in there, you'll be next...

(Becoming a mod might be the only way to save my neck; plus it would help to have an inside man that could sneak info out to the proper authorities. Hey, I like my brain. It might be warped, but it's mine dang it. We have been through a lot together. Lots of lonely nights with aerosol cans.)

Elincoln
02-21-2006, 12:38 AM
(Becoming a mod might be the only way to save my neck; plus it would help to have an inside man that could sneak info out to the proper authorities.

Wait, dont' they brainwash the Mods before they start working?


Hey, I like my brain. It might be warped, but it's mine dang it. There's nothing wrong with being a bit bent. We love you all the more for it.


Lots of lonely nights with aerosol cans.:ROFL: :roll:

Excuse me while I heimlich my lollipop out of my thoat.

Kevin Yarbrough
02-21-2006, 12:47 AM
Did you get the lollipop out? What flavor was it? Snifff. Can I have a lick? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Sniffff.

Elincoln
02-21-2006, 12:55 AM
I KNEW you were going to ask the favor question, and my first thought was "whatever had been in my stomach".

Cherry, and no you can't have a lick. But I have several more in Jolly-Rancher flavors. Orange, Watermelon, Strawberry and Grape. Take your pick.

Birol
02-21-2006, 02:39 AM
Oh, there's a better way. But it's illegal in most civilized countries. A pity, that.

Ah, yes. I was only thinking of the "civilized" rules. Thank you for reminding me of the more direct methods, Liam.

robeiae
02-21-2006, 10:37 PM
Better Broken and Haskins than Haskins and Rob. Don't fret Kevin.
I'm not sure, but I believe I've been insulted...:D

Rob :)

robeiae
03-11-2006, 05:16 PM
I love Big Sister.

Noob
03-11-2006, 10:52 PM
I have to talk quickly, because I don't think I have much time:

I accidently intercepted a PM that contained a most disturbing piece of information. Apparently, three of the Mods (I won't say which ones, but watch out for Puzzled Fishing Gophers) are planning a military coup-type takeover of AW. The first move in their nefarious plot is to invite ChunkyC out for a drink, then stuff him in a closet with nothing but a halogen lamp and the collected poems of Charles Nelson Reilly. Then, they're gonna go after Jenna. Listen carefully, because they may be on to me. They could find me at any s

Just what i needed now. You brougt a big smile on my face. Thanks :)

robeiae
11-02-2006, 07:17 AM
Just thought I'd point out that I was right all along...as usual. :D

dclary
11-02-2006, 07:20 AM
Damned slowest coup I ever did see.

robeiae
11-02-2006, 07:23 AM
It's all in the prep work...or maybe my intelligence network is just that damned good.

tiny
11-02-2006, 07:23 AM
Don't make eye contact with him clary, he's already dragged several others down with him. Just look at Broken. :D Gone......

dclary
11-02-2006, 08:39 AM
Yikes!

Godfather
11-02-2006, 02:11 PM
Man....... all this coup stuff is making me think of the Mafia.



Perhaps a comeback is in order.

WerenCole
11-02-2006, 11:49 PM
Can somebody let me out of this goddamned cell now?