Coup Attempt (Shhhh!)

robeiae · Jan 25, 2006

I have to talk quickly, because I don't think I have much time:

I accidently intercepted a PM that contained a most disturbing piece of information. Apparently, three of the Mods (I won't say which ones, but watch out for Puzzled Fishing Gophers) are planning a military coup-type takeover of AW. The first move in their nefarious plot is to invite ChunkyC out for a drink, then stuff him in a closet with nothing but a halogen lamp and the collected poems of Charles Nelson Reilly. Then, they're gonna go after Jenna. Listen carefully, because they may be on to me. They could find me at any s

maestrowork · Jan 25, 2006

Rob finally cracked. Drank a bit too much of Haskins' Kool-Aid.

William Haskins · Jan 25, 2006

maestrowork said:
Rob finally cracked. Drank a bit too much of Haskins' Kool-Aid.

and so it begins.

SpookyWriter · Jan 25, 2006

They all belong to the ultra-secret sect which also distributes condoms to pregnant teens.

mdin · Jan 25, 2006

Viva la Revolution!

mkcbunny · Jan 25, 2006

Puzzled Fishing Gophers?

Sounds like a secret code.

Unique · Jan 26, 2006

mkcbunny said:
Puzzled Fishing Gophers?

Sounds like a secret code.

It's early. Think about it.

MacAllister · Jan 26, 2006

Heh. I hope you guys aren't taking seriously these rantings of the lunatic fringe element.

Someone get Rob his tinfoil beanie. He's gone off, again.

Susie · Jan 26, 2006

As Laura Petrie would say and me, "Ohhhhhh, Rob, don't let them hurt you!"

Unique · Jan 26, 2006

MacAllister said:
Heh. I hope you guys aren't taking seriously these rantings of the lunatic fringe element.

Someone get Rob his tinfoil beanie. He's gone off, again.

But Mac! The tinfoil beanie is what enabled him to receive the transmission that detailed this nefarious plot!

However will he receive instructions on how to combat it without his beanie?

(Don't worry, Rob - you can borrow my ugly stick) :e2poke:

Birol · Jan 26, 2006

What plot? I don't know of any plot.

(Lori's philosophy: Deny everything. Admit nothing. Demand proof.)

Carole · Jan 26, 2006

MacAllister · Jan 26, 2006

Rob is going to have to leave us for a little while, now. His social reprogramming reinforcement is obviously overdue.

We'll bring him back good as new, and twice as tractable--never fear.

Unique · Jan 26, 2006

twice as tractable? His tractability meter shows 0%.
Better give him another jolt.
2 x 0 = 0

NeuroFizz · Jan 26, 2006

Okay, turn your AW decoder rings to North-by-Northwest.

The ounterinsurgency-cay is orming-fay at the ouse-hay of ove-lay. E-bay ere-thay at ix-say onight-tay and e-way illl-way ick-kay ootie-bay, and ree-fay ob-ray. ring-bay eer-bay and eapons-way.

Jean Marie · Jan 26, 2006

I'm waiting for the next transmission.

StoryG27 · Jan 26, 2006

NeuroFizz said:
Okay, turn your AW decoder rings to North-by-Northwest.

The ounterinsurgency-cay is orming-fay at the ouse-hay of ove-lay. E-bay ere-thay at ix-say onight-tay and e-way illl-way ick-kay ootie-bay, and ree-fay ob-ray. ring-bay eer-bay and eapons-way.

Wow, wish I could speak Latin!

BradyH1861 · Jan 26, 2006

As long as I get to be Chief Justice, I will support either the current AW Adminstration or the coup attempt, depending who will meet my demands first.

robeiae · Jan 26, 2006

BradyH1861 said:
depending who will meet my demands first.

I don't think either side will agree to making all female AW members file past you in the nude every day for their morning but-slapping...

Rob

BradyH1861 · Jan 26, 2006

Damn! I guess it is back to the drawing board then.

Dawno · Jan 26, 2006

The brilliant part of the conspiracy is that nobody ever suspects me of anything.

See, you still don't think I'm involved.

Kevin Yarbrough · Jan 26, 2006

That's not true, Dawno. Everything is your fault. You are probably the mastermind behind the whole thing. Those ears probably sent Rob some kind of subliminal message to make him snap so when the others mods have their hands full you can swoop in and take control.

Ohhhh, nice ears. Must...help....Rob.

Sarita · Jan 26, 2006

Then, they're gonna go after Jenna.

I think that's been taken care of...

robeiae · Jan 26, 2006

Saritams8 said:
I think that's been taken care of...

No, no, no..."that" is why they chose to start now. When Jenna returns, she'll say "CC, what's up? CC? CC...?" And the triumverate will act all innocent. THEN...it's curtains for Jenna (unless she prefers drapes).

Rob

JoeEkaitis · Jan 26, 2006

All I know is I received a private message that said "Joe! Bringing your Chex Party Mix again?! Please, please, PLEASE say YES!"

Coup Attempt (Shhhh!)

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