That Awkward Moment...

They say they're not talking about you, but really . . .

Well, I'm not suppose to say anything.

...when that wasn't a fart.

and that the voices were in your head.

...when you open your Christmas present, and it wasn't at all what you expected..

...when you hold the door for someone and they're just a bit too far away.

...when cray's kids call you 'new daddy'.

...when qw's wife calls you 'new daddy.'

Oh, yuck.

what?
i never said you had to call me that too.

Are you my daddy?




oops... awkward..

When you wave to that person you know...wait don't know...uhoh they're giving you a funny look...smile...oh god a glare...quick run.

This has not happened to me at all. Not yesterday. Not ever.

cray said:

what?
i never said you had to call me that too.

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So 'douchenozzle' still works for you, then?

What do you mean 'it broke'!

. . . when you ask someone when the baby is due . . . and it turns out she's not pregnant.

...when you go to the Ladies Room and discover you've had spinach in your teeth ever since they brought out the appetizer.

. . . when a guest rummages through your CD collection and finds you once bought a Wham CD.

...when you're shouting at an event because the music is so loud and then it suddenly stops while you're in mid-sentence.

. . . when you realize you hit Reply All by mistake.

...when you realize your Mother-in-law just saw you gag and spit her "special casserole" into a napkin.

. . . when your son takes a photo of your vibrator and posts it on Facebook.*

*I have a friend whose son actually did that.