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micahprose
11-11-2012, 03:10 PM
For someone who's spent her entire life in school, it's no surprise that I look upon the anticipated doomsday on Dec 21, 2012 with mild disdain. If it is destined to happen, then I am fraught with a twinge of self-pity at all the things I have not yet experienced. Nevertheless and true to form, I want to spend my hypothetical last days in a state of mild amusement.

Follow the daily travails of Pvt. George 'G' Berrish and his uncle, Sgt. Bob Loblaw, whose mutual loathing for their job knows no bounds. It is their task to conduct an evacuation procedure via the designated bus en route to the survivors' colony. In their grasp lies the promise of escaping imminent disaster for the fortunate few who are registered on the list. Hurry up and see if your name is among them...

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Lavern08
11-12-2012, 02:37 AM
*Pokes head in*

*Wonders who'll get thrown under the bus?*

*Slips out*

Komnena
11-12-2012, 06:03 AM
Should we start trying to dig to China now?

regdog
11-12-2012, 01:52 PM
Nah, with our luck we'll hit and then rupture a sewer line.

micahprose
11-12-2012, 02:00 PM
*Pokes head in*

*Wonders who'll get thrown under the bus?*

*Slips out*

Sure do hope it's my cousin...*glares* that b@$#ard.

KIDDING :D He's on aw too and would probably murder me when he sees this -teehee-

micahprose
11-12-2012, 03:50 PM
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Komnena
11-13-2012, 06:00 AM
Does this mean we don't have to return our library books?

Cliff Face
11-13-2012, 06:09 AM
Library books will be the new currency after the world ends. I mean, knowledge is power, right? Right?

Booker
11-13-2012, 06:57 AM
Hurry up and see if your name is among them.

What about me?

Komnena
11-13-2012, 03:42 PM
Okay, I'll go in on December 20 and check out the 99 books I'm entitled to. I'll persuade Hubby and Roomie to do the same.

micahprose
11-13-2012, 05:45 PM
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micahprose
11-13-2012, 05:50 PM
What about me?

Booker, what are you still doing here? I thought you left on the first bus :P
Anyway you still have a bit of time to check the roster before the hubbub begins

Lavern08
11-13-2012, 08:54 PM
Note to Pvt. Berrish:

I know it's mean, but please don't let anyone with the last name Kardashian on the bus.

Thank you.

Signed,

Mr. Benjamin Franklin ;)

GailD
11-14-2012, 02:39 PM
:)

So I have 37 days to max out my credit card and buy all those things I always wanted?

Cool!

The bills won't come until... at least January. And then it won't matter, will it?


I could dig this End-Of-The-World thing.

:D

micahprose
11-14-2012, 05:09 PM
Note to Pvt. Berrish:

I know it's mean, but please don't let anyone with the last name Kardashian on the bus.

Thank you.

Signed,

Mr. Benjamin Franklin ;)

Roger that -salutes-
stay tuned for tomorrow's post :D

micahprose
11-14-2012, 05:11 PM
:)

So I have 37 days to max out my credit card and buy all those things I always wanted?

Cool!

The bills won't come until... at least January. And then it won't matter, will it?


I could dig this End-Of-The-World thing.

:D

Sounds like a good strategy, Gail :) better make sure you use Express FedEx to make the most of your little shopping spree...it's a shame if the awesome bubble machine you ordered arrives the day before Doomsday ;)

micahprose
11-14-2012, 05:14 PM
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Lavern08
11-15-2012, 12:43 AM
Ooooookay,

If Stevie's driving, does that mean I'm gonna need AFLAC?

MaryMumsy
11-15-2012, 03:36 AM
I'm not sure if I want the "end of the world as we know it" or not. It would be nice to have validation for the Mayans (and the other groups who have predicted the same day), and to not have to deal with tax season, but I think I would rather the rest of the world go away and I just continue on as usual.

MM

micahprose
11-15-2012, 11:56 AM
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micahprose
11-15-2012, 12:01 PM
MaryMumsy, I know what you mean...what I wouldn't give to have some space from time to time! -sighs- Isn't it ironic that a stress-free existence most often comes near the end of one's existence? :P

Booker
11-15-2012, 01:03 PM
Booker, what are you still doing here? I thought you left on the first bus :P
Anyway you still have a bit of time to check the roster before the hubbub begins

I didn't leave on the first bus, had to piss on some people's graves but the queues were too long. Had to wait.



WWIII? Damn! Chinese secret nuclear ballistic missiles. Dang! I thought the Black Hole would eat us all.

micahprose
11-16-2012, 07:35 AM
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Another day, another victim of poor circulation :P

Lavern08
11-16-2012, 08:12 PM
*Scoots over so the Dude with the flashlight and the clipboard can sit next to me*

micahprose
11-17-2012, 07:10 AM
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Adventure (silliness) of the day :)

Komnena
11-17-2012, 07:43 AM
When do I and my 99 books get on the bus?

micahprose
11-18-2012, 06:42 AM
When do I and my 99 books get on the bus?

Whenever you so desire :)
Actually it's best to get on while Berrish is still in a good mood. If you couldn't tell before, he's got the same mood swings as an adolescent girl :)

micahprose
11-18-2012, 06:48 AM
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micahprose
11-18-2012, 06:49 AM
*Scoots over so the Dude with the flashlight and the clipboard can sit next to me*

That's awfully nice of you, Lavern :)
I'm sure his varicose will appreciate it

Komnena
11-18-2012, 07:12 AM
Okay. I get myself and 969 books onto the bus.

Lavern08
11-19-2012, 01:47 AM
*Passes tray of homemade, walnut brownies around the bus*

micahprose
11-19-2012, 06:21 AM
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High School Reunions...aka Karma-geddon

BeatrixKiddo
11-20-2012, 03:24 AM
Woohoo, the end is near!

:e2woo:

micahprose
11-20-2012, 06:32 AM
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feeling peckish? :)

micahprose
11-20-2012, 06:34 AM
Woohoo, the end is near!

:e2woo:

I can't tell whether avoiding Xmas shopping is a good thing or bad thing...:Shrug:

micahprose
11-21-2012, 11:21 AM
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micahprose
11-22-2012, 07:27 AM
Happy Thanksgiving!
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names
11-23-2012, 04:07 AM
The mayans miscalculated the position of the moon. So they I likely think they miscalculated the dooms day scenario scheduled according to them this year.

BeatrixKiddo
11-23-2012, 07:37 AM
micah, these are really funny. "Clothes are optional"... :ROFL:



I can't tell whether avoiding Xmas shopping is a good thing or bad thing...:Shrug:


I just want to win the lottery before the worlds end, but with enough days to blow all the money first.

micahprose
11-24-2012, 10:39 AM
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micahprose
11-24-2012, 10:40 AM
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micahprose
11-24-2012, 10:41 AM
micah, these are really funny. "Clothes are optional"... :ROFL:





I just want to win the lottery before the worlds end, but with enough days to blow all the money first.

Thanks Beatrix :)
Yes...how many days do you think that will be exactly for say, 10mil? it'll be a good experiment, non? :)

Ms_Sassypants
11-24-2012, 11:05 AM
Sorry I'm late! Here's my ticket - I bought it in ebay...

I'd like to sit next to Jeremy Renner, please. Thank you.

micahprose
11-25-2012, 07:38 AM
Sorry I'm late! Here's my ticket - I bought it in ebay...

I'd like to sit next to Jeremy Renner, please. Thank you.

Nice work Ms Sassy :) Hope you got a bargain cos it's getting pricey...
No problem, I'll be along the same aisle sitting next to Tom Hiddlestone ;)

micahprose
11-25-2012, 07:39 AM
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Ms_Sassypants
11-25-2012, 04:05 PM
I had to google Tom - no idea who he is... and oh my goodness, it's LOKI!! Are you sure it's safe to have him onboard?

*ducks under seat*

Lavern08
11-26-2012, 03:21 AM
*Wonders how Brendan Fraser managed to get a seat*

micahprose
11-26-2012, 08:16 AM
I had to google Tom - no idea who he is... and oh my goodness, it's LOKI!! Are you sure it's safe to have him onboard?

*ducks under seat*

We had to include him m'dear...he has an army, you see ;)

micahprose
11-26-2012, 08:17 AM
*Wonders how Brendan Fraser managed to get a seat*

We need more Dudley Do-Rights and less Charlie Sheens, methinks...

micahprose
11-26-2012, 08:18 AM
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micahprose
11-27-2012, 07:12 AM
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micahprose
11-28-2012, 12:27 PM
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micahprose
11-29-2012, 07:20 AM
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micahprose
11-30-2012, 07:04 AM
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um...is it time to be scared now?

micahprose
12-01-2012, 06:28 AM
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BeatrixKiddo
12-01-2012, 06:42 AM
Thanks Beatrix :)
Yes...how many days do you think that will be exactly for say, 10mil? it'll be a good experiment, non? :)

Meh, hard to tell. Can we make sure Ashton is wiped off the planet? Pretty, pretty, please? :D

Otherwise, I ain't worried.

micahprose
12-02-2012, 02:04 PM
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micahprose
12-02-2012, 02:05 PM
Meh, hard to tell. Can we make sure Ashton is wiped off the planet? Pretty, pretty, please? :D


Don't worry, I think he got booted off the bus when there was still 26 days to go ;)

micahprose
12-03-2012, 06:47 AM
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Lavern08
12-04-2012, 01:28 AM
*Shares my canteen of sketti with Honey Boo-Boo* :D

micahprose
12-04-2012, 06:42 AM
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maybe a bunker christmas isn't so bad after all...

micahprose
12-05-2012, 12:16 PM
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micahprose
12-05-2012, 12:16 PM
*Shares my canteen of sketti with Honey Boo-Boo* :D

That ought to quieten the little munchkin, Lavern ;)

Cliff Face
12-06-2012, 04:37 AM
Looks like the Australian Prime Minister, Julia Gillard, is also concerned about the Mayans.

Take a look at this video and article (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/2012/12/06/09/56/gillard-records-mock-apocalypse-message). :)

micahprose
12-06-2012, 07:33 AM
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Lavern08
12-06-2012, 07:40 PM
Fried Chicken?

*Hides my stash of hot sauce*

micahprose
12-07-2012, 07:36 AM
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micahprose
12-07-2012, 07:36 AM
Fried Chicken?

*Hides my stash of hot sauce*

You know it ;)

micahprose
12-08-2012, 10:12 AM
Looks like the Australian Prime Minister, Julia Gillard, is also concerned about the Mayans.

Take a look at this video and article (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/2012/12/06/09/56/gillard-records-mock-apocalypse-message). :)

Looks like folks in Aus are going to have an easy time while the rest of us are steeped in devastation :) Being spared the Q&A is an added bonus!

micahprose
12-08-2012, 10:13 AM
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micahprose
12-09-2012, 02:23 PM
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micahprose
12-10-2012, 07:06 AM
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HAPPY HANUKKAH EVERYONE! :partyguy: Let's play some doomsday charades...

thepicpic
12-10-2012, 12:31 PM
Bah. In my life I've seen off Y2K, the coming of the antichrist, the rapture and beat cancer in single combat.
I give up my seat to someone who wants it more- someone decent, a paragon of humanity. Meanwhile, I'm going to shout at the end of the world 'til it goes away.

micahprose
12-11-2012, 01:36 AM
Bah. In my life I've seen off Y2K, the coming of the antichrist, the rapture and beat cancer in single combat.
I give up my seat to someone who wants it more- someone decent, a paragon of humanity. Meanwhile, I'm going to shout at the end of the world 'til it goes away.

Well said, picpic :) If we had more people like you on the bus, maybe Berrish and co would be more agreeable! After all, survivalists are what we're after in the end of days and you (and everyone else who registered for the roster here on AW ;)) seem to suit the criteria in spades... If you had to pick, who would you give up your seat to?

micahprose
12-11-2012, 01:36 AM
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G Berrish needs to CHANEL his aggression elsewhere...

thepicpic
12-11-2012, 12:50 PM
Well said, picpic :) If we had more people like you on the bus, maybe Berrish and co would be more agreeable! After all, survivalists are what we're after in the end of days and you (and everyone else who registered for the roster here on AW ;)) seem to suit the criteria in spades... If you had to pick, who would you give up your seat to?

Ooh, I don't know. So long as they are not a politician, feckless reality tv star, criminal or any of the above, I suppose it's good.

Maybe a comedian. The world needs as many of those as possible.

Lavern08
12-11-2012, 08:00 PM
Pvt. Berrish,

There's a man (named Joseph) outside the bus with his very pregnant wife. She's almost ready to deliver her baby.

Do ya think we could squeeze them on? ;)

writerterri
12-12-2012, 09:16 AM
I have proof the Mayan gods are wrong!

I have coupons well into 2013.


The Coupon gods Rule!

micahprose
12-12-2012, 03:11 PM
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BRUNO MARS SING ALONG TIME!

micahprose
12-12-2012, 03:15 PM
Ooh, I don't know. So long as they are not a politician, feckless reality tv star, criminal or any of the above, I suppose it's good.

Maybe a comedian. The world needs as many of those as possible.

Hey picpic, what about Lavern's candidate? The baby deserves to grow up in a world that has never known Hollywood (namely the commune :D)


Pvt. Berrish,

There's a man (named Joseph) outside the bus with his very pregnant wife. She's almost ready to deliver her baby.

Do ya think we could squeeze them on? ;)

Berrish has heard your suggestion and is currently off trying to find a tissue -> :'O

Looks like Joseph's family is a shoo-in for the bus!

micahprose
12-12-2012, 03:17 PM
I have proof the Mayan gods are wrong!

I have coupons well into 2013.


The Coupon gods Rule!

Coupons for what store?
I heard Mayans only accept coupons for Office Depot and Walmart, but for Bloomingdale's? NEVER (trust me, I've tried)

Lavern08
12-12-2012, 06:46 PM
12/12/12 :poke:

micahprose
12-13-2012, 06:11 AM
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Need a vaccine by any chance?

micahprose
12-14-2012, 07:05 AM
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If we survive what's coming a week from now...we can all watch STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS in 2013! :)

micahprose
12-15-2012, 11:43 AM
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Komnena
12-16-2012, 06:24 AM
Is it kosher for Berrish to make that demand?

micahprose
12-17-2012, 02:12 AM
Is it kosher for Berrish to make that demand?

Doubt it, Komnena. I don't think he has a religious bone in his body unless some deity promises him a ticket out of there ;)

micahprose
12-17-2012, 02:13 AM
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Get your glam on, survival style...

micahprose
12-17-2012, 08:42 AM
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Lavern08
12-17-2012, 06:56 PM
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*Scoots over to make room for Keifer Sutherland although his hair isn't as thick as it used to be* ;)

micahprose
12-18-2012, 12:16 PM
*Scoots over to make room for Keifer Sutherland although his hair isn't as thick as it used to be* ;)

His hair might have lost their ruggedness, but his voice certainly hasn't :) He solves massive problems in twenty-four hours, we need more people like him on the bus!

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micahprose
12-19-2012, 12:40 PM
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So long Pvt. Berrish! :)

Komnena
12-19-2012, 06:27 PM
Hey, no fair!!!!!!!Berrish has sent bus after bus to safety and now he doesn't get to go too!

Lavern08
12-19-2012, 06:51 PM
Hey, no fair!!!!!!!Berrish has sent bus after bus to safety and now he doesn't get to go too!

I know, right?

I'm thinking Bruce Willis and Keifer Sutherland will somehow "rescue" our boy, Berrish.

...and the plot thickens. ;)

Komnena
12-19-2012, 07:51 PM
Willis maybe but Kiefer is on a bus, remember? He's not going to come back.

Lavern08
12-19-2012, 08:37 PM
Willis maybe but Kiefer is on a bus, remember? He's not going to come back.

Uh-huh.

That's what they want you to believe. ;)

micahprose
12-20-2012, 05:56 AM
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Who's ready for the end of the world (Berrish and Loblaw clearly aren't xD)?

micahprose
12-20-2012, 06:30 AM
Willis maybe but Kiefer is on a bus, remember? He's not going to come back.


Uh-huh.

That's what they want you to believe. ;)

Poor Berrish, management really pulled the rug from under him this time...

Those who chose to remain behind (like yours truly) are the real survivors imo ;)

Don't worry about Berrish (and Loblaw)...in the words of the delightful J.M. Barrie, "Living (in a post-apocalyptic world) is an awfully big adventure" :)

micahprose
12-21-2012, 05:39 AM
So how is everyone out there? Any cyclones, zombie hordes, hellish fiends yet? :)
Anyway, regardless of whether the Mayans were right, there's no reason not to exercise one's inner Martha Stewart in these awesome bunkers here (http://finance.yahoo.com/news/apocalypse--wow--disaster-ready-homes-202028536.html).

Cliff Face
12-21-2012, 06:06 AM
Australia hasn't suffered any end-of-the-world problems yet. Well, except the uprising of our giant spider overlord...

BeatrixKiddo
12-21-2012, 09:28 AM
It's just a matter of time people...just a matter of time...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0816711/

As far as I can tell, I'm not dead yet. It's 11:29 here.... the "end" is 30 minutes away for our area!

thepicpic
12-21-2012, 12:13 PM
The end of the world has occured so many times during my life now, I'm honestly a little disappointed when it doesn't end.

KellyAssauer
12-21-2012, 03:46 PM
:e2tongue:

Ambrosia
12-21-2012, 05:45 PM
Australia hasn't suffered any end-of-the-world problems yet. Well, except the uprising of our giant spider overlord...
I'm a little worried the Mayans are praying to their serpent god today.


Hmmmmm....



And for all you naysayers, don't you think since we are going by the Mayan calendar that we also should be going by the Mayan time zone? ;)

Chase
12-21-2012, 05:57 PM
My sainted mother accurately predicted the August 17, 1957, Montana earthquake killing 28 and damming the Madison River to form Quake Lake.

Mom did this amazing feat by daily proclaiming "my bones feel a calamity coming soon."

Keep it up, doomsayers. You’ll get it right eventually.

Lavern08
12-22-2012, 04:03 AM
So far, so good? :poke:

swachski
12-22-2012, 04:13 AM
Vernie, I got a couple rapture tickets I'll sell you for half price... *nudge nudge* whaddya say?

Lavern08
12-22-2012, 04:17 AM
*Sticks fingers in ears*

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laaaaaaaaaa

I can't hear you. :tongue

Chase
12-22-2012, 08:43 PM
Horrors! I just looked at the calendar on my fridge, and it's the last page. There ain't no more! I can only assume the world ends Monday after next at midnight.

(Of course at my age, their prophesy may be a personal one.)

micahprose
12-23-2012, 08:44 AM
Thank goodness the world hasn't ended yet (though the holidays are still very much in danger of being apocalyptic :P). Otherwise we'd have to teach new carols to our kids while hiding out in the bunkers, like 'Jingle Hells', The First No-Electricity,' and 'Aliens We Have Heard On High'...

Cutting edge stuff.

On that joyous note, Happy Holidays Everyone! :)

AZ_Dawn
12-26-2012, 10:00 PM
The world didn't end thanks to this hero (http://cheezburger.com/6914988544)!

Komnena
12-30-2012, 09:20 PM
I thought it was the Doctor who saved us.