Your End Of The World Countdown

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For someone who's spent her entire life in school, it's no surprise that I look upon the anticipated doomsday on Dec 21, 2012 with mild disdain. If it is destined to happen, then I am fraught with a twinge of self-pity at all the things I have not yet experienced. Nevertheless and true to form, I want to spend my hypothetical last days in a state of mild amusement.

Follow the daily travails of Pvt. George 'G' Berrish and his uncle, Sgt. Bob Loblaw, whose mutual loathing for their job knows no bounds. It is their task to conduct an evacuation procedure via the designated bus en route to the survivors' colony. In their grasp lies the promise of escaping imminent disaster for the fortunate few who are registered on the list. Hurry up and see if your name is among them...

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*Pokes head in*

*Wonders who'll get thrown under the bus?*

*Slips out*
 

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Nah, with our luck we'll hit and then rupture a sewer line.
 

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Does this mean we don't have to return our library books?
 

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Okay, I'll go in on December 20 and check out the 99 books I'm entitled to. I'll persuade Hubby and Roomie to do the same.
 

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Note to Pvt. Berrish:

I know it's mean, but please don't let anyone with the last name Kardashian on the bus.

Thank you.

Signed,

Mr. Benjamin Franklin ;)
 

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:)

So I have 37 days to max out my credit card and buy all those things I always wanted?

Cool!

The bills won't come until... at least January. And then it won't matter, will it?


I could dig this End-Of-The-World thing.

:D
 

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:)

So I have 37 days to max out my credit card and buy all those things I always wanted?

Cool!

The bills won't come until... at least January. And then it won't matter, will it?


I could dig this End-Of-The-World thing.

:D

Sounds like a good strategy, Gail :) better make sure you use Express FedEx to make the most of your little shopping spree...it's a shame if the awesome bubble machine you ordered arrives the day before Doomsday ;)
 

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Ooooookay,

If Stevie's driving, does that mean I'm gonna need AFLAC?
 

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I'm not sure if I want the "end of the world as we know it" or not. It would be nice to have validation for the Mayans (and the other groups who have predicted the same day), and to not have to deal with tax season, but I think I would rather the rest of the world go away and I just continue on as usual.

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MaryMumsy, I know what you mean...what I wouldn't give to have some space from time to time! -sighs- Isn't it ironic that a stress-free existence most often comes near the end of one's existence? :p
 

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Booker, what are you still doing here? I thought you left on the first bus :p
Anyway you still have a bit of time to check the roster before the hubbub begins

I didn't leave on the first bus, had to piss on some people's graves but the queues were too long. Had to wait.



WWIII? Damn! Chinese secret nuclear ballistic missiles. Dang! I thought the Black Hole would eat us all.
 

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*Scoots over so the Dude with the flashlight and the clipboard can sit next to me*