A starry night of full moon, in the middle of a pine tree forest. A midget woman is sitting side-saddle on a white stallion strutting like a show horse, holding a tree limb. A giant warrior dressed in a mix of western and eastern armor with dual great swords at his back tries to reign in control of his black stead that is probably try to buck the man off because they are the same size, but he's twice the weight. And some doofus, the same size of his horse, is watching the scene of the giant man and midget woman try to ride their horses over the crazy ground that appears vapidly rolling like waves of water. The title is gold and eye-bleeding red across the top, with Tor prices on the bottom right. On the very top and very bottom, there seems to be comments of the story, unrelated to the actual story and seem shaky at best.