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Komnena
11-01-2012, 05:41 AM
There is a huge pumpkin rolling down the street!!!!!I'm in the house and have all the doors locked but I'm not sure this thing can't break the windows and get at me!!!

jjdebenedictis
11-01-2012, 06:02 AM
Feed it trick or treaters to distract it! (But you may need to feed it a lot. Trick or treaters are usually kind of small.)

Kerosene
11-01-2012, 06:23 AM
Battle it for supremacy of the street.

Komnena
11-01-2012, 06:27 AM
One of my neighbors just tried that. It didn't work and the parents have gotten the kids to safety.

BeatrixKiddo
11-01-2012, 06:28 AM
:ROFL: Sorry.



Pictures? We need proof.

Komnena
11-01-2012, 07:15 AM
The pumpkin destroyed the two cameras aimed at it. Anyway, there's a black helicopter with big guns here now. It's chasing the pumpkin away.

Kerosene
11-01-2012, 07:30 AM
Must be your neighbor trying to steal the spotlight. You must heave your axe high and slaughter the monstrous gourd squash before your neighbor is able to.

If you are victorious, you shall bathe is liquid gold and have all the pleasures of the flesh you thirst for.

jjdebenedictis
11-01-2012, 10:33 AM
If you are victorious, you shall bathe is liquid gold and have all the pleasures of the flesh you thirst for.Ew. I do not want to think about someone pleasuring themselves with golden pumpkin flesh. That stuff is slimy.

Lavern08
11-01-2012, 05:59 PM
Hmmmmm,

Don't know about anyone else, but I'm thinking pumpkin pie. ;)