A word of warning . . .

Shakesbear

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A word of warning: NEVER eat a nut whilst sitting in front of the computer screen. And sneeze. Never ever.
 

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A word of warning: NEVER eat a nut whilst sitting in front of the computer screen. And sneeze. Never ever.

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Laughing and drinking any liquid around a laptop/keyboard.
 

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Well, that's not that bad. I'm sitting here thinking your cracked your screen or something. That would have been terrible.
Still disgusting.

Yep! VERY disgusting.

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Not eating nuts or sneezing whilst doing so - or both?

Laughing and drinking any liquid around a laptop/keyboard.

Liquid is sort of OK but nuts - NO!

The screen is clean - now. Am I tempting fate though by having a cold lager to ease my very sore throat?
 

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If the nuts did not exit via your nostrils, count yourself fortunate.

Trust me.
 

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Oh God. I just ate. Why'd come here? Why'd I read the thread? Oh why, why, why...

*runs away in horror, leaving trail of nuts*
 

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Can we make this an ongoing theme thread? :D

Never...open a link that your friend emails you at work, even after they warn you that it's "not work safe" in the title of the email.

I did that today. Oops.