What is this considered to be?

I have had this published and still have no idea what genre it would be?

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Humourous short story. "Genre" isn't really important here, it's the story that counts.

Some good stuff in here. These two sentences especially had me spurting my milk at the computer screen:

“Do we want to be another intermission snack between Everybody Loves Raymond and Seinfeld?”

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Before he could say another word, Eagle No. 2 had lunged forward upon him and gored the jug squarely in the UPC region.

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I agree, humorous short. Good luck on your submission. Hope you find it a new home.

Barb

I thought about writing something like this. I was gonna have shopping carts instead of food though. I love it. It makes me laugh. it's so nice to see works like this.

I have no critique; I just followed the link from your signature and read the story, and enjoyed it immensely. What a wonderful, goofy, unabashedly strange little story.

I mean, it's "Toy Story" meets "Mein Kampf" and it's very groovy. I give you a thumbs up, whatever that means.

It could have been a Terry Gilliam short film, honestly.