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CDSinex
08-12-2017, 12:54 AM
How else would you get fertile goose eggs?

Mary Mitchell
08-12-2017, 03:00 AM
By adding fertilizer?

CDSinex
08-12-2017, 07:20 AM
Isn't that the responsibility of the gander?

Pony.
08-13-2017, 06:17 AM
Does your gander lay gold eggs?

Nymtoc
08-13-2017, 08:14 AM
How can a gander lay any kind of eggs?

Pony.
08-13-2017, 06:58 PM
What if it were a special kind of gander?

CDSinex
08-13-2017, 11:15 PM
wouldn't that render the goose obsolete?

Pony.
08-14-2017, 12:30 AM
Are you saying you reject alternate gander gender identity?

CDSinex
08-16-2017, 02:39 AM
And if I'm not saying that?

Matera the Mad
08-16-2017, 06:38 AM
Then what are you saying?

Nymtoc
08-16-2017, 08:00 AM
Do you really expect him to know what he's saying?

Pony.
08-16-2017, 08:18 AM
Does anyone ever know what he's saying?

CDSinex
08-17-2017, 01:23 AM
Do I ever have anything to say?

M.S. Wiggins
08-17-2017, 01:31 AM
Ah, but don't you say nothing with charisma?

CDSinex
08-17-2017, 01:46 AM
Charisma Carpenter?

Mary Mitchell
08-17-2017, 03:57 AM
If you say nothing with someone, is it still a conversation?

Pony.
08-17-2017, 05:52 AM
What did your shrink say about talking to yourself?

CDSinex
08-17-2017, 10:29 AM
What makes you think she is on speaking terms with her shrink?

Pony.
08-17-2017, 07:38 PM
Why would she go to a shrink if she wasn't going to talk?

CDSinex
08-18-2017, 01:21 AM
Just a guess but, because there's a doughnut shop next door? :Shrug:

Pony.
08-18-2017, 01:49 AM
Or does she go to the donut shop because there's a shrink next door?

Mary Mitchell
08-18-2017, 03:43 AM
Or do superb donuts take the place (ever so much more cheaply) of a shrink?

CDSinex
08-18-2017, 04:21 AM
When it comes to good doughnuts, is cost ever a consideration?

Nymtoc
08-18-2017, 06:25 AM
Isn't cost a consideration when you're down to your last dime?

CDSinex
08-19-2017, 12:28 AM
If you had a time-machine would it matter if you only had a dime?

Pony.
08-19-2017, 02:30 AM
Time machine or a dime machine?

James Ryan
08-19-2017, 02:51 AM
Why would it be a dime machine?

Mary Mitchell
08-19-2017, 04:48 AM
Because the thousand dollar bill machine is broken?

Pony.
08-19-2017, 08:05 AM
Where's your imagination, why the hell wouldn't it be a dime machine?

CDSinex
08-20-2017, 03:16 AM
Is that the machine where you put a dime in the slot, pull the lever, and it gives you a dime-bag?

Pony.
08-20-2017, 03:33 AM
Wouldn't that be nice?

Nymtoc
08-20-2017, 03:45 AM
*taking IDs of previous two posters* How do you know I'm not a narc?

armydillo978
08-20-2017, 05:48 AM
He is ugly enough to be a Narc. Right.....and did he piss his pants on purpose for the cover story as a homeless man?

Mary Mitchell
08-20-2017, 05:51 AM
That was a cover story?

armydillo978
08-20-2017, 05:56 AM
I'm not sure.....or is it a fetish?

Pony.
08-20-2017, 07:43 PM
Wanna play pin the blame on the narc?

Nymtoc
08-20-2017, 07:55 PM
Aren't you asking for trouble?

Pony.
08-20-2017, 10:06 PM
How much evidence have you fabricated today?

armydillo978
08-20-2017, 10:18 PM
Or is Pony really the narc.....trying to throw people off?

CDSinex
08-20-2017, 11:36 PM
Why don't you all move to Oregon and not have to worry about such stuff? (Unless the Feds get involved.)

Pony.
08-21-2017, 12:36 AM
Can we still laugh and make fun of Oregonians if we do?

Nymtoc
08-21-2017, 07:19 AM
Are Oregonians intrinsically funny?

Pony.
08-21-2017, 08:17 AM
No, that's why we have to make fun. Are you new at this?

Nymtoc
08-21-2017, 09:04 PM
How come Oregonians get to be the first ones to see the eclipse? What's so special about THEM?

CDSinex
08-21-2017, 10:35 PM
How come Oregonians get to be the first ones to see the eclipse? What's so special about THEM?

Actually I just came in from my back yard: Total Eclipse!!!!! Jealous?

Pony.
08-22-2017, 04:33 AM
Why no I'm not. I watched from the comfort of my wonderfully airconditioned store. Did you mind the heat and muggyness?

CDSinex
08-22-2017, 06:10 AM
What makes you think it was hot and muggy? (Oregon is never muggy, and it was in the 70s during the eclipse: 9 am to 11 am here.)

Mary Mitchell
08-22-2017, 06:23 AM
You were in the path of the total eclipse, you have legalized pot AND it's never muggy? Is God playing favorites?

Pony.
08-22-2017, 06:29 AM
Or is he playing a joke?

armydillo978
08-22-2017, 07:35 AM
All joking aside.....do you wear makeup?

Matera the Mad
08-22-2017, 09:02 AM
You want to kiss and make up?

Nymtoc
08-22-2017, 12:58 PM
If they do, will we have to watch the video? :gaah

CDSinex
08-22-2017, 11:52 PM
If you do, why don't you wear your eclipse glasses while you watch it?

M.S. Wiggins
08-23-2017, 01:51 AM
Wouldn't 3-D glasses be more 'entertaining'?

armydillo978
08-23-2017, 04:01 AM
Is the eclipse in 3-D?

Mary Mitchell
08-23-2017, 05:13 AM
Did the eclipse steal my seat again while I was trying to stow my carry-on in the overhead?

armydillo978
08-23-2017, 06:05 AM
Are you tall enough to reach the overhead?

Matera the Mad
08-23-2017, 07:17 AM
Over whose head?

CDSinex
08-23-2017, 10:47 PM
Aren't there too many variables to answer that question?

M.S. Wiggins
08-24-2017, 12:40 AM
Aren't there more constants? (... or so it seems!)

Mary Mitchell
08-24-2017, 03:35 AM
Aren't there usually more vowels?

Nymtoc
08-24-2017, 03:38 AM
Can I buy a vowel?

Mary Mitchell
08-24-2017, 03:40 AM
Does "Y" count this time?

CDSinex
08-24-2017, 06:58 AM
Isn't "Y" an unknown in this equation?

Perscribo
08-24-2017, 09:54 AM
"Y" would anyone in their left mind ever switch from grammar to algebra?

Nymtoc
08-24-2017, 10:00 AM
Do you really want an Xplanation?

Pony.
08-24-2017, 03:15 PM
Did you guys pay full price for whatever it is hou've been smoking?

Nymtoc
08-24-2017, 06:08 PM
You lookin' for some?

CDSinex
08-25-2017, 12:22 AM
Is it too soon to bring up Oregon again?

Mary Mitchell
08-25-2017, 05:31 AM
Do you really think Oregano is what we've been smoking?

Matera the Mad
08-25-2017, 06:21 AM
Waitaminnit, didn't we pay top dollar to make sure we got the best catnip?

Nymtoc
08-25-2017, 08:57 AM
Didn't I tell you I'm a narc? :evil

CDSinex
08-25-2017, 10:03 PM
You have narcolepsy?

Nymtoc
08-25-2017, 10:06 PM
Isn't that better than having catalepsy?

CDSinex
08-25-2017, 10:40 PM
Can dogs have catalepsy?

Pony.
08-25-2017, 11:35 PM
You think they shouldn't have the opportunity?

Mary Mitchell
08-26-2017, 04:16 AM
Why should they have all the fun?

CDSinex
08-28-2017, 03:05 AM
Does it sound like fun to you?

Matera the Mad
08-29-2017, 07:43 AM
What does fun sound like?

CDSinex
08-29-2017, 10:55 AM
Doesn't it sound like /fʌn/?

Nymtoc
08-29-2017, 12:47 PM
Can you provide us with an audio?

Mary Mitchell
08-30-2017, 01:06 AM
Would a bullhorn to your ear help?

CDSinex
08-30-2017, 06:57 AM
Wouldn't his hair get in the way?

Birol
08-30-2017, 07:29 AM
Isn't he bald?

Nymtoc
08-30-2017, 10:21 AM
What on earth gave you that idea?

Matera the Mad
08-31-2017, 05:34 AM
What makes you think I got it on Earth?

M.S. Wiggins
09-01-2017, 01:23 AM
You speak my otherworldly language?

CDSinex
09-01-2017, 11:10 PM
Did you learn it at Berlitz?

Mary Mitchell
09-03-2017, 05:51 AM
Is it anything like Esperanto?

JoB42
09-03-2017, 06:48 AM
What the heck has this got to do with coffee?

Nymtoc
09-03-2017, 09:56 PM
Are you under the impression that one question has to follow another logically in this thread?

JoB42
09-03-2017, 10:31 PM
Why would I not have that impression?

Nymtoc
09-03-2017, 10:33 PM
Perhaps because you're a newbie?

JoB42
09-03-2017, 10:35 PM
Did you not like my Esperanto/Espresso misunderstanding joke?

Nymtoc
09-03-2017, 11:19 PM
That was a joke?

JoB42
09-04-2017, 12:21 AM
Why do I even try?

Nymtoc
09-04-2017, 01:03 AM
Can't you answer that yourself?

JoB42
09-04-2017, 01:09 AM
Is this how you treat all the newbies?

Curlz
09-04-2017, 01:53 AM
Didn't the instructions say "treat three times a day with Irn Bru"?

M.S. Wiggins
09-04-2017, 11:25 PM
You follow the instructions?

Nymtoc
09-04-2017, 11:27 PM
What if the instructions are in a language you don't understand?

M.S. Wiggins
09-05-2017, 12:12 AM
Isn’t that the perfect example of when you should just have fun with it: imagine your own interpretation, wing it, and hope for the best?

CDSinex
09-05-2017, 02:47 AM
Hope for the best? Aren't you on the wrong thread?

Nymtoc
09-05-2017, 02:55 AM
Who's to say which thread is right and which is wrong?

CDSinex
09-05-2017, 03:39 AM
Have you read some of them recently?

Pony.
09-05-2017, 04:55 AM
Are you self medicating again?

Mary Mitchell
09-05-2017, 05:35 AM
Is there a better way to deal with this?

Nymtoc
09-05-2017, 06:37 AM
What did you have in mind?

Matera the Mad
09-05-2017, 08:11 AM
Whassamatter, you can't read minds?

CDSinex
09-05-2017, 08:15 AM
Has it come out in paperback yet?

Drachen Jager
09-05-2017, 11:58 PM
Is a paperback anything like full frontal?

Mary Mitchell
09-06-2017, 05:17 AM
What's it full of (dare I ask)?

Drachen Jager
09-06-2017, 08:34 AM
Are you old enough I can tell you without going to jail?

M.S. Wiggins
09-06-2017, 09:11 PM
Once bitten, or twice shy?

Drachen Jager
09-06-2017, 09:32 PM
Are you a biter?

CDSinex
09-07-2017, 08:45 AM
Are you flirting with her?

Matera the Mad
09-07-2017, 08:51 AM
Who, me?

Drachen Jager
09-07-2017, 08:59 AM
Doesn't everyone flirt with you (regardless of gender)?

Matera the Mad
09-07-2017, 09:05 AM
Not lately, but...are you considering it?

Drachen Jager
09-07-2017, 09:08 AM
Do you come here often?

Matera the Mad
09-07-2017, 09:10 AM
Haven't you noticed?

CDSinex
09-07-2017, 09:24 AM
Do you think he's just being coy?

Drachen Jager
09-07-2017, 09:36 AM
Are you calling me a fish?

Lavern08
09-08-2017, 01:21 AM
Don't you have scales?

Drachen Jager
09-08-2017, 01:42 AM
Yes, but isn't it true most women prefer not to reveal certain bodily statistics?

CDSinex
09-08-2017, 02:51 AM
For example?

Nymtoc
09-08-2017, 02:55 AM
Can't you use your imagination?

Drachen Jager
09-08-2017, 03:13 AM
Don't you remember what happened the last time he used his imagination?

CDSinex
09-08-2017, 08:05 AM
When are you going to let that go?

Drachen Jager
09-08-2017, 08:48 AM
When will you acknowledge that green is not a creative color (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_HReR_McQ)?

Matera the Mad
09-08-2017, 12:25 PM
Should I tell sprouting seeds that?

Curlz
09-08-2017, 12:46 PM
Shouldn't you call a proper seed whisperer for that?

Drachen Jager
09-08-2017, 08:20 PM
How can you whisper with seeds in your mouth?

CDSinex
09-09-2017, 07:55 AM
Isn't yelling with a mouth full of seeds the real problem?

Drachen Jager
09-09-2017, 08:31 AM
Do you find yourself yelling incoherently with a mouth full of seeds often?

CDSinex
09-09-2017, 09:07 AM
What, you've never lost a watermelon seed spitting contest because your opponent cheated?

Drachen Jager
09-09-2017, 09:35 AM
How did they cheat?

Nymtoc
09-09-2017, 10:53 AM
Did they put little explosive charges in the seeds so they would spit out faster?

Drachen Jager
09-09-2017, 07:04 PM
Wouldn't it be more effective to plant the explosives in their teeth?

M.S. Wiggins
09-10-2017, 01:09 AM
Can't we gather together a bunch of seeds and launch a seed-ball with a trebuchet?

Drachen Jager
09-10-2017, 01:22 AM
Are you encouraging cheating?

CDSinex
09-10-2017, 03:42 AM
Who do you think was coaching my opponent in the above mentioned contest?

Nymtoc
09-10-2017, 03:59 AM
What ever happened to "cheaters never prosper"?

Mary Mitchell
09-10-2017, 04:44 AM
Was that ever really true?

Nymtoc
09-10-2017, 06:13 AM
Isn't that what you were taught, once upon a time?

Mary Mitchell
09-10-2017, 06:23 AM
Do you regard everything you were taught as true?

ManWithTheMetalArm
09-10-2017, 08:10 AM
Do you reject reality and substitute your own?

Nymtoc
09-10-2017, 08:28 AM
Isn't is possible her reality is better than the one we have?

Drachen Jager
09-10-2017, 08:39 AM
How would we ever know?

Mary Mitchell
09-11-2017, 12:01 AM
Haven't I always told you that?

Drachen Jager
09-11-2017, 12:49 AM
Could you be a little more vague?

CDSinex
09-11-2017, 02:21 AM
How many shades of vague does your scale have?

Mary Mitchell
09-11-2017, 02:28 AM
Is vague classified as a tint or a hue?

Nymtoc
09-11-2017, 02:46 AM
Isn't Vague a fashion magazine?

Mary Mitchell
09-11-2017, 02:51 AM
Is Vague the one with you on the cover, or is that Obscure?

Nymtoc
09-11-2017, 02:55 AM
Were you being polite when you didn't mention Obscene?

Drachen Jager
09-11-2017, 03:23 AM
Isn't Obscene the magazine for Obstetricians who want to be in on the developing scene for their industry?

CDSinex
09-11-2017, 11:30 PM
Couldn't obstetricians lose their medical licenses for doing that?

Drachen Jager
09-11-2017, 11:37 PM
Have you seen what obstetricians have seen, and if so, did you find it obscene?

CDSinex
09-12-2017, 11:41 PM
If I were to answer "Yes" and "No" to your two part question, would you accept it?

Drachen Jager
09-14-2017, 03:35 AM
Which part is yes and which part is no?

Mary Mitchell
09-14-2017, 04:09 AM
Would his accepting it or not change the truth of your answers?

Nymtoc
09-14-2017, 05:01 AM
How can we be sure that anything in this thread is true?

Drachen Jager
09-14-2017, 06:19 AM
Can we be sure that anything anywhere is true?

Matera the Mad
09-14-2017, 06:38 AM
What is truth?

Nymtoc
09-14-2017, 06:56 AM
Isn't truth whatever isn't fake?

Drachen Jager
09-14-2017, 07:28 AM
Can't something be fake and true?

Nymtoc
09-14-2017, 08:08 AM
Can you give us an example?

Drachen Jager
09-14-2017, 08:42 AM
What if I told you this is a lie?

Nymtoc
09-14-2017, 09:32 AM
Do you expect us to fall for that old philosophical/semantic trick?

Drachen Jager
09-14-2017, 08:14 PM
Are you calling me Fake News?

CDSinex
09-15-2017, 01:45 AM
Does anyone else find the anti-semantic comments offensive?

Drachen Jager
09-15-2017, 03:43 AM
What are you, some kind of Grammar Nazi?

Matera the Mad
09-15-2017, 08:13 AM
Is that an alt-insult?

Drachen Jager
09-15-2017, 09:02 AM
Am I being unclear when I alt-write?

Mary Mitchell
09-16-2017, 04:43 AM
What does the Alt key do, anyway?

Drachen Jager
09-16-2017, 04:51 AM
Don't you know it automatically corrects your grammar and spelling if you press Alt F4?

Russ Mars
09-16-2017, 04:58 AM
Didn't you get the memo about that being changed?

Drachen Jager
09-16-2017, 05:13 AM
Have you tried it lately?

CDSinex
09-16-2017, 07:59 AM
What parameters are you using to define "lately"?

Matera the Mad
09-16-2017, 08:20 AM
Some time in the past century, perhaps?

Drachen Jager
09-16-2017, 09:40 AM
Did they even have an F4 key on typewriters?

Russ Mars
09-16-2017, 12:21 PM
Did you study typewriters in history class?

Drachen Jager
09-16-2017, 07:59 PM
Aren't you old enough to have actually used a typewriter?

Russ Mars
09-17-2017, 01:36 AM
Aren't you young enough to be astonishingly lacking in experience?

Drachen Jager
09-17-2017, 01:52 AM
How young does one have to be for that?

M.S. Wiggins
09-17-2017, 02:05 AM
In which direction is the arrow of time pointing?

Russ Mars
09-17-2017, 02:08 AM
Does the arrow spin like a roulette wheel?

Drachen Jager
09-17-2017, 02:44 AM
Wouldn't that be dangerous?

Mary Mitchell
09-17-2017, 05:50 AM
Are you afraid?

Matera the Mad
09-17-2017, 08:50 AM
No. Are you?

Drachen Jager
09-17-2017, 09:18 AM
If I think, doesn't that mean I am?

Russ Mars
09-17-2017, 09:23 AM
Are you in doubt about it?

Nymtoc
09-17-2017, 10:32 AM
Didn't some Frenchman come up with that idea first?

Russ Mars
09-17-2017, 11:12 AM
Was he wearing a beret?

Drachen Jager
09-17-2017, 06:56 PM
Do you think all French people wear berets?

CDSinex
09-18-2017, 12:53 AM
Do French-Canadians count? (Vive le Québec libre)

Nymtoc
09-18-2017, 01:44 AM
Can't they count to dix?

Drachen Jager
09-18-2017, 01:51 AM
How many dicks do you have? (btw it's spelled "two dicks" just a little grammar advice there)

M.S. Wiggins
09-18-2017, 02:31 AM
Can I include dicks accumulated from penis envy?

Drachen Jager
09-18-2017, 03:03 AM
How many have you hacked off with your rusty sushi knife and stored in the pickle jars of formaldehyde you keep spread around your bedroom and eerily backlit in green like some kind of sexual horror show?

CDSinex
09-19-2017, 02:04 AM
What kind of women do you date?

Mary Mitchell
09-19-2017, 02:36 AM
Is Lorena Bobbitt one of them?

Drachen Jager
09-19-2017, 02:49 AM
Are you saying neither of you has ever been hired by a psychopathic dickapitator to install shelving and creepy green lights so she can display her collection in her bedroom?

M.S. Wiggins
09-19-2017, 02:53 AM
Can you help me change this light bulb, DJ?

Drachen Jager
09-19-2017, 03:11 AM
Oh you think I'm falling for that trick again?

Mary Mitchell
09-19-2017, 03:48 AM
Again? Um, do you have spares?

CDSinex
09-19-2017, 11:50 AM
When did the subject change to bowling?

Drachen Jager
09-19-2017, 07:17 PM
Didn't you just change it now because you're feeling squeamish?

Pony.
09-19-2017, 07:49 PM
Do people often get squeemish when you start talking about your hobbies?

Drachen Jager
09-19-2017, 08:12 PM
Weren't we talking about Wiggins' hobbies?

Pony.
09-19-2017, 08:41 PM
Is that what you'd like us to believe?

Drachen Jager
09-19-2017, 09:15 PM
Are you one of those belief trumps facts people?

Nymtoc
09-20-2017, 01:59 AM
Doesn't Trump end every other sentence with "believe me," so doesn't that mean that what he says is true?

Drachen Jager
09-20-2017, 02:41 AM
Don't you know it's rude to pick on the developmentally disabled?

Pony.
09-20-2017, 02:46 AM
Are they hiding your sack lunch again?

Drachen Jager
09-20-2017, 03:30 AM
Are you fine with it if I just start ignoring you and reply only to the interesting people?

Mary Mitchell
09-20-2017, 03:37 AM
Why would you threaten people you find interesting?

Drachen Jager
09-20-2017, 04:09 AM
Do you find conversation threatening?

CDSinex
09-20-2017, 06:34 AM
Have you met my ex-wife?

Drachen Jager
09-20-2017, 06:39 AM
How do you know I'm not your ex wife?

CDSinex
09-20-2017, 06:52 AM
When did you cut off your other horn?

Drachen Jager
09-20-2017, 07:00 AM
Shouldn't you have noticed it at some point?

Matera the Mad
09-20-2017, 08:48 AM
Is there any point?

Nymtoc
09-20-2017, 09:04 AM
Don't you know this is pointless?

Drachen Jager
09-20-2017, 09:07 AM
Don't you know it's rude to point?

Nymtoc
09-20-2017, 09:37 AM
Doesn't it depend on what you're pointing at? (To correct the prepositional problem: "Isn't it dependent upon the person or object at which you are pointing?")

Perscribo
09-20-2017, 10:36 AM
Why did I make a point of coming back to this thread?

CDSinex
09-21-2017, 04:44 AM
Was it to show off your new avatar?

Drachen Jager
09-21-2017, 05:42 AM
Is it blue?

Mary Mitchell
09-21-2017, 05:56 AM
Aw, why would his avatar be sad?

Drachen Jager
09-21-2017, 06:41 AM
Don't you know the movie?

CDSinex
09-21-2017, 08:02 AM
What makes you ask?

Perscribo
09-21-2017, 08:02 AM
I don't know, is a Pound of Avatar too heavy?

Drachen Jager
09-21-2017, 08:39 AM
Doesn't it weigh the same as a pound of feathers?

CDSinex
09-22-2017, 05:23 AM
Was Pound tarred and feathered before he was sent to prison?

Mary Mitchell
09-22-2017, 05:27 AM
Do they serve pound cake there?

Drachen Jager
09-22-2017, 06:33 AM
Why is it called pound cake?

Fruitbat
09-22-2017, 07:33 AM
Because pounds are what you get when you eat it?

Drachen Jager
09-22-2017, 08:37 AM
Is that a question, or a statement with a question mark at the end?

Matera the Mad
09-22-2017, 12:10 PM
Excuse me...what was the question?

Nymtoc
09-22-2017, 12:14 PM
¿What do you want, a question mark at both ends?

Matera the Mad
09-22-2017, 12:15 PM
Can you be more specific?

Nymtoc
09-22-2017, 12:41 PM
Can I be, or would I be?

Fruitbat
09-22-2017, 07:45 PM
Is that nice?

Nymtoc
09-22-2017, 08:40 PM
Is being nice a requirement in this thread?

Drachen Jager
09-22-2017, 09:29 PM
Aren't I living proof?

Lavern08
09-22-2017, 10:49 PM
You're joking, right?

Drachen Jager
09-22-2017, 11:20 PM
Well, I could only be proof of that question one way, so what do you think?

Nymtoc
09-23-2017, 01:47 AM
Doesn't she think what we all think when it comes to DJ's alleged niceness?