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CDSinex
02-19-2017, 09:21 AM
Do the thread guidelines require that we know what's going on before we ask a question?

jaus tail
02-19-2017, 09:54 AM
what guidelines?

Jason
02-20-2017, 03:59 AM
Is there a needle pulling at this thread?

CDSinex
02-20-2017, 07:21 AM
Aren't there already enough needlers on this thread?

Nymtoc
02-20-2017, 08:54 AM
Don't we reap what we sew sow?

Jason
02-20-2017, 09:26 AM
Isn't FA the note to follow SO? :)

possiblerobot
02-20-2017, 08:52 PM
Is that a reference to The Sound of Music?

Jason
02-20-2017, 09:45 PM
To whom are you speaking?

possiblerobot
02-20-2017, 09:56 PM
Why does the word 'whom' always make people sound like a butler?

Jason
02-20-2017, 09:59 PM
Are you asking me or the butler?

possiblerobot
02-20-2017, 10:05 PM
Which butler are you referring to?

M.S. Wiggins
02-20-2017, 10:29 PM
How many doors do you have?

Jason
02-20-2017, 10:41 PM
Does it matter how many doors I have?

M.S. Wiggins
02-20-2017, 10:48 PM
Do you have enough so that another opens if I shut this one?

Jason
02-21-2017, 12:38 AM
Is that meant to sound like an axiom such as "if one door closes, another one opens"?

possiblerobot
02-21-2017, 12:41 AM
Does anyone really use axioms anymore?

Jason
02-21-2017, 01:13 AM
Don't writers use axioms all the time?

possiblerobot
02-21-2017, 02:13 AM
How can a writer use axioms all the time? Do they not sleep?

Jason
02-21-2017, 02:24 AM
Are axioms the result of insomnia?

possiblerobot
02-21-2017, 03:41 AM
Is insomnia the result of axioms?

Nymtoc
02-21-2017, 04:30 AM
Why did Isuzu stop making the Axiom?

possiblerobot
02-21-2017, 04:32 AM
Why did Isuzu start making the Axiom?

Nymtoc
02-21-2017, 04:35 AM
Wasn't it something an insomniac designed?

possiblerobot
02-21-2017, 04:37 AM
Why are there so many insomniacs running around?

CDSinex
02-21-2017, 06:30 AM
Are they all on meth?

Jason
02-21-2017, 07:07 AM
Or are they all on axioms?

Snitchcat
02-21-2017, 09:45 AM
If they are, wouldn't that mean everyone's on drugs?

Nymtoc
02-21-2017, 10:51 AM
Are you saying that's axiomatic?

Snitchcat
02-21-2017, 11:12 AM
Well, what are the chances it's not?

CDSinex
02-21-2017, 01:29 PM
Does the Axiomatic run on batteries or is it tethered to an external power source?

Snitchcat
02-21-2017, 02:41 PM
There's a difference?

Curlz
02-21-2017, 03:48 PM
Don't you think they should've considered wireless electricity?

Jason
02-21-2017, 05:14 PM
What makes you think they didn't?

possiblerobot
02-21-2017, 05:57 PM
Can you get wireless electricity without the work of Nikola Tesla?

Matera the Mad
02-22-2017, 07:20 AM
Wouldn't it be cool if Tesla had invented cloning and cloned himself?

Poppies
02-22-2017, 08:05 AM
Who's Tesla?

Jason
02-22-2017, 10:18 AM
Didn't he invent the axiom?

CDSinex
02-22-2017, 10:38 AM
Is that a power tool for chopping down trees?

Nymtoc
02-22-2017, 11:35 AM
Don't they chop down trees with a hatchback?

jaus tail
02-22-2017, 12:04 PM
what do they do with chopped trees?

czjaba
02-22-2017, 12:44 PM
Aren't they fuel for the axiomatic?

Jason
02-22-2017, 06:03 PM
Is anyone else getting tired of the axiom references? (Oh wait, I introduced it, didn't I?) :)

Poppies
02-22-2017, 08:30 PM
Can you introduce something else?

Jason
02-22-2017, 08:43 PM
Ever hear of idioms?

possiblerobot
02-22-2017, 09:53 PM
What's the difference between idioms and axioms?

Jason
02-22-2017, 10:10 PM
Isn't that a question for Doug Adams?

possiblerobot
02-22-2017, 11:03 PM
Where would I be able to find him?

Nymtoc
02-22-2017, 11:41 PM
Why don't you try Googling him?

M.S. Wiggins
02-22-2017, 11:55 PM
Think he hitchhiked his way out of the galaxy?

Poppies
02-23-2017, 12:08 AM
Is there a guide for that?

possiblerobot
02-23-2017, 12:09 AM
Isn't there a guide for everything?

Nymtoc
02-23-2017, 12:18 AM
You mean, like a guide for picking your nose?

M.S. Wiggins
02-23-2017, 12:24 AM
Got any guides on the quintessential art of acoustic farting?

CDSinex
02-23-2017, 01:48 AM
Are you using this thread to push your latest book?

M.S. Wiggins
02-23-2017, 02:43 AM
You heard it? (You could've just said you stepped on a frog.)

Jason
02-23-2017, 03:21 AM
Did someone already answer with 42 or are we still on the questions? :)

CDSinex
02-23-2017, 03:26 AM
Why do you ask?

Jason
02-23-2017, 03:32 AM
Isn't that the point?

Nymtoc
02-23-2017, 04:30 AM
Must there be a point?

jaus tail
02-23-2017, 11:12 AM
how else would you win the tennis game?

Jason
02-23-2017, 06:42 PM
The how is "Love" a point value?

possiblerobot
02-23-2017, 08:47 PM
What's wrong with Love?

Nymtoc
02-23-2017, 09:29 PM
Didn't Tina Turner sing "What's Love Got to Do With It?"

CDSinex
02-24-2017, 12:31 AM
Didn't Bob Dylan sing, "Love is Just a Four Letter Word?" (He never recorded it.)

Nymtoc
02-24-2017, 12:40 AM
Didn't the Beatles sing "All You Need Is Love"?

Jason
02-24-2017, 01:15 AM
Does it matter who sang what?

Nymtoc
02-24-2017, 02:54 AM
Have you no music in your soul?

Jason
02-24-2017, 03:08 AM
Does it count if I have a song in my heart?

CDSinex
02-24-2017, 06:09 AM
Does it have a back beat?

Nymtoc
02-24-2017, 09:14 AM
What key is it in?

possiblerobot
02-25-2017, 03:16 AM
In't music the key to the soul?

CDSinex
02-25-2017, 04:26 AM
Is your soul locked?

Jason
02-25-2017, 11:25 PM
Who threw away the key?

armydillo978
02-26-2017, 02:02 AM
Can't you just call a locksmith?

fatmanny1901
02-26-2017, 02:52 AM
Do you think that's the best use of my time?

Jason
02-26-2017, 04:16 AM
What time is it?

Matera the Mad
02-26-2017, 05:19 AM
Don't you follow Big Ben on Twitter?

guidelessWings
02-26-2017, 07:45 AM
Who is Big Ben?

Jason
02-26-2017, 09:47 AM
Isn't he the older brother of Little Ben?

CDSinex
02-26-2017, 11:48 AM
Do they still live with their Uncle Ben?

Jason
02-27-2017, 10:58 PM
Is he the San Franciscan rice-maker?

possiblerobot
02-27-2017, 11:45 PM
Is there only one rice-maker from San-Francisco?

Jason
02-27-2017, 11:53 PM
Have you counted more than one?

possiblerobot
02-28-2017, 12:05 AM
Could we give a survey to find them?

Jason
02-28-2017, 12:51 AM
Would you give or take a survey in this context?

possiblerobot
02-28-2017, 01:55 AM
Why is it considered taking a survey if you're giving answers?

Nymtoc
02-28-2017, 02:12 AM
Aren't giving and taking two sides of the same coin?

possiblerobot
02-28-2017, 02:14 AM
Who told you that?

Nymtoc
02-28-2017, 03:05 AM
Wasn't it a numismatist?

lrj1975
02-28-2017, 03:31 AM
What is a numismatist?

M.S. Wiggins
02-28-2017, 03:43 AM
Have you asked Ebenezer yet?

CDSinex
02-28-2017, 05:10 AM
But, isn't he a philatelist?

Nymtoc
02-28-2017, 05:25 AM
Is that some kind of philistine?

CDSinex
02-28-2017, 05:35 AM
Is that what Philip and Ernestine named their first child?

possiblerobot
02-28-2017, 07:06 AM
Why do their names sound familiar?

Nymtoc
02-28-2017, 11:08 AM
Didn't you watch the 13-part TV drama "The True Story of the Tragic Lives and Loves of Philip and Ernestine Biddlybunny"?

CDSinex
02-28-2017, 01:14 PM
Should I have?

Jason
02-28-2017, 06:32 PM
Did we answer the "giving versus taking" question yet?

M.S. Wiggins
02-28-2017, 06:54 PM
Didn't you watch the Academy Awards?

Jason
02-28-2017, 10:47 PM
Do people still watch that stuff?

Nymtoc
02-28-2017, 10:53 PM
Didn't "that stuff" provide us with a historic finale this year?

M.S. Wiggins
03-01-2017, 12:35 AM
Can we sleight-of-hand switch the 11-8-16 envelope?

possiblerobot
03-01-2017, 02:19 AM
Can we find a good enough magician?

Jason
03-01-2017, 02:43 AM
When you said "historic" didn't you mean "screw-up"?

possiblerobot
03-01-2017, 03:00 AM
Why was it such a screw up?

Matera the Mad
03-01-2017, 09:51 AM
Did anyone try screwing it down?

CDSinex
03-01-2017, 11:48 AM
Isn't that called the "missionary position"?

Steve Coate
03-01-2017, 12:34 PM
Would that make it a position on a mission?

possiblerobot
03-01-2017, 06:41 PM
Or would it be a position in a missionary?

Matera the Mad
03-02-2017, 07:18 AM
If it's a positronic missionary, isn't it a robot?

CDSinex
03-03-2017, 02:57 AM
If so, does it run on batteries?

jaus tail
03-04-2017, 12:47 AM
are the batteries nuclear-energy powered?

Jason
03-04-2017, 03:47 AM
Where'd you get the plutonium?

jaus tail
03-04-2017, 11:36 AM
ever heard of a space object called pluto?

CDSinex
03-04-2017, 10:32 PM
What does Mickey Mouse's dog have to do with it?

Jason
03-04-2017, 10:53 PM
Wasn't that Astro?

possiblerobot
03-06-2017, 06:57 PM
Wasn't Astro a boy?

M.S. Wiggins
03-07-2017, 02:01 AM
What? Were you watching which bathroom Astro entered?

Matera the Mad
03-07-2017, 07:18 AM
Are we going to get into that damned bathroom gender thing?

Nymtoc
03-07-2017, 08:20 AM
Weren't we better off in the good old days, when both genders went to the same outhouse?

Jason
03-07-2017, 10:07 AM
Wasn't that the third tree?

possiblerobot
03-07-2017, 06:39 PM
Wasn't that uncomfortable?

CDSinex
03-07-2017, 10:31 PM
Wouldn't not going be even more uncomfortable?

Nymtoc
03-08-2017, 12:29 AM
Should we go back to chamber pots?

M.S. Wiggins
03-08-2017, 03:03 AM
How would we word the job description on the help-wanted ad?

Matera the Mad
03-08-2017, 06:03 AM
Do we even want to think about that?

Jason
03-09-2017, 05:22 AM
Who said we were even thinking?

JNG01
03-09-2017, 06:40 AM
Why so sarcastic?

jaus tail
03-09-2017, 10:40 AM
Do you want an answer in one word or a big answer like an essay?

CDSinex
03-09-2017, 10:11 PM
Would a hand gesture suffice?

M.S. Wiggins
03-10-2017, 02:07 AM
Is a one-finger salute acceptable?

Nymtoc
03-10-2017, 10:09 AM
You wanna make something of it?

possiblerobot
03-10-2017, 06:12 PM
Is there going to be a fight?

Nymtoc
03-10-2017, 06:59 PM
Wanna watch?

possiblerobot
03-10-2017, 08:25 PM
Do you have any popcorn for the show?

Nymtoc
03-10-2017, 08:32 PM
How much are you willing to pay?

possiblerobot
03-10-2017, 09:16 PM
How much popcorn are you willing to sell?

Nymtoc
03-10-2017, 10:07 PM
How much do you want?

possiblerobot
03-10-2017, 10:33 PM
Would you sell me all of it?

Nymtoc
03-10-2017, 10:44 PM
I might, but how do you plan to pay for it?

CDSinex
03-10-2017, 11:43 PM
What are you asking for it?

Nymtoc
03-10-2017, 11:53 PM
Isn't that a subject for negotiations?

oneblindmouse
03-10-2017, 11:56 PM
Are you interested or not?

CDSinex
03-11-2017, 12:09 AM
Wouldn't that depend on the price?

Nymtoc
03-11-2017, 12:11 AM
Don't you think the price will be right?

oneblindmouse
03-11-2017, 12:16 AM
Do you think I'm a miser?

Nymtoc
03-11-2017, 12:39 AM
Why would I think that?

M.S. Wiggins
03-11-2017, 01:51 AM
Didn't you see her pinching pennies till they screamed for mercy?

oneblindmouse
03-11-2017, 02:22 AM
Were you spying on me?

Nymtoc
03-11-2017, 03:53 AM
Doesn't he have your place bugged?

possiblerobot
03-11-2017, 05:44 AM
How would you know of his bugs?

Nymtoc
03-11-2017, 06:57 AM
Didn't a certain Bunny tell me?

Matera the Mad
03-11-2017, 07:15 AM
Would you like some cawwots?

Nymtoc
03-11-2017, 07:42 AM
Would you like some speech therapy?

jaus tail
03-11-2017, 05:29 PM
Do they give ice creams to those who stand in waiting line?

oneblindmouse
03-11-2017, 07:55 PM
Do you want to get fat eating ice cream?

possiblerobot
03-11-2017, 10:26 PM
Do you want to go without the wonders of ice cream?

Nymtoc
03-11-2017, 11:13 PM
What wonders?

Jason
03-11-2017, 11:44 PM
Who doesn't wonder about ice cream?

jaus tail
03-12-2017, 12:17 AM
are you talking about the guy who's mama doesn't let him eat ice creams?

Nymtoc
03-12-2017, 01:03 AM
Why doesn't she?

M.S. Wiggins
03-12-2017, 02:20 AM
Have you seen him on sugar?

Nymtoc
03-12-2017, 02:44 AM
Was he raising cane?

JNG01
03-12-2017, 02:52 AM
Are you sure you want to know?

Nymtoc
03-12-2017, 02:54 AM
If I didn't want to know, why would I ask?

jaus tail
03-12-2017, 08:47 AM
how about you answer that question and I say if you're answer is right or wrong?

M.S. Wiggins
03-12-2017, 08:08 PM
Who put you in charge, Sgt. Q&A?

Nymtoc
03-12-2017, 09:09 PM
Wasn't it the t[r]ooth fairy?

M.S. Wiggins
03-13-2017, 12:50 AM
Did that fairy rip you off, too?

possiblerobot
03-13-2017, 03:03 AM
Why are fairies such back-stabbers?

Matera the Mad
03-13-2017, 06:20 AM
Would you rather they front-stabbed?

jaus tail
03-13-2017, 08:07 AM
Why talk of stabbing when instead we can talk about making new friends, sharing meals, and watching Winnie the Pooh? :)

Matera the Mad
03-14-2017, 08:13 AM
Are you going to cook the meals?

CDSinex
03-14-2017, 08:59 AM
Have you ever eaten his cooking?

Snitchcat
03-14-2017, 09:44 AM
You have?

possiblerobot
03-14-2017, 05:34 PM
Why can't I cook?

CDSinex
03-15-2017, 09:13 AM
I give up, why can't you cook?

AustinF
03-15-2017, 10:06 AM
You can't cook?

possiblerobot
03-15-2017, 06:14 PM
Maybe the recipies I have are wrong?

jaus tail
03-15-2017, 08:07 PM
Maybe the people who eat your food are wrong?

possiblerobot
03-15-2017, 11:37 PM
Why do we have to place the blame anyway?

Nymtoc
03-16-2017, 01:53 AM
Isn't it common to blame others for one's own mistakes?

CDSinex
03-16-2017, 10:36 AM
If you never make mistakes, and something goes wrong you have to blame someone, don't you?

jaus tail
03-16-2017, 03:58 PM
is burping in public an example of things going wrong?

possiblerobot
03-16-2017, 05:49 PM
Where would this burping take place?

Nymtoc
03-17-2017, 01:50 AM
How about when you are being presented to the Queen?

possiblerobot
03-17-2017, 02:36 AM
Which Queen are we talking about?

Nymtoc
03-17-2017, 02:51 AM
Does it matter?

possiblerobot
03-17-2017, 04:31 AM
Would the band Queen really be bothered?

Nymtoc
03-17-2017, 05:12 AM
Wouldn't they ask the ghost of Freddie Mercury if he would be bothered?

Matera the Mad
03-17-2017, 08:56 AM
Why bother?

possiblerobot
03-17-2017, 05:24 PM
Are ghosts picky about manners?

CDSinex
03-17-2017, 11:51 PM
Isn't their staying in your house uninvited bad manners?

Richard White
03-17-2017, 11:53 PM
What if the previous owners invited them?

Nymtoc
03-18-2017, 09:29 AM
What kind of people invite ghosts?

CDSinex
03-19-2017, 06:49 AM
Wouldn't someone hoping the Ghost Whisperer will drop by invite them?

jaus tail
03-19-2017, 11:59 AM
Have you heard that no one invites them?:pinata

possiblerobot
03-19-2017, 06:52 PM
Isn't that mean to them?

Nymtoc
03-19-2017, 07:31 PM
Does it make them cry?

Jason
03-19-2017, 09:17 PM
Can ghosts cry?

CDSinex
03-20-2017, 12:31 AM
Does the shriek of a banshee count?

Curlz
03-20-2017, 01:19 AM
I don't know, but shouldn't we expect the shriek of an accountant to be able to count better?

Jason
03-20-2017, 01:23 AM
Did you mean the shriek of the banshee or the cry of the Valkrie?

Nymtoc
03-20-2017, 01:59 AM
If you have Brunhilde in mind, does her high C (which shatters glass) count as a cry or a shriek?

Jason
03-20-2017, 02:22 AM
Who is Brunhilde?

CDSinex
03-20-2017, 05:07 AM
Isn't she the flirty blonde barista at the Starbucks in Times Square?

Jason
03-20-2017, 05:33 AM
Isn't that her sister, Broomhilda?

M.S. Wiggins
03-21-2017, 02:19 AM
She got a mop of blonde curls?

possiblerobot
03-21-2017, 03:11 AM
Where did she get the curls to make the mop?

Jason
03-21-2017, 03:52 AM
Was it a little girl who had a little curl, right in the middle of her forehead? (Rumor has it that when she was good, she was very very good, and when she was bad she was horrid, but this is unverified...)

possiblerobot
03-21-2017, 05:10 PM
Would one curl be enough for a mop?

CDSinex
03-22-2017, 10:35 AM
Wasn't one good enough for Napoleon Bonaparte?

Jason
03-22-2017, 11:40 AM
Would the residents of Elba agree?

Qwest
03-22-2017, 12:36 PM
Could people agree on anything?

Nymtoc
03-22-2017, 04:18 PM
Didn't they used to agree that the earth was flat?

possiblerobot
03-22-2017, 05:05 PM
Wasn't that disproven in ancient Greece?

CDSinex
03-23-2017, 01:30 AM
Ancient grease, like in the fryolator where I sometimes have lunch?

Nymtoc
03-23-2017, 01:54 AM
Do you lunch on deep-fried Twinkies there?

CDSinex
03-24-2017, 02:18 AM
Are you confusing the local greasy-spoon with the Oregon State Fair?

possiblerobot
03-24-2017, 02:56 AM
Aren't deep-fried twinkies fairly universal in the United States?

Nymtoc
03-24-2017, 07:27 AM
If I have never had a deep-fried Twinkie, does that mean I'm weird?

Jason
03-24-2017, 10:01 AM
If deep friend Twinkies were my diet throughout grade school, would that impact my health today?

Matera the Mad
03-24-2017, 11:23 AM
Would you have any health?

Qwest
03-24-2017, 03:41 PM
Could too much health be unhealthy?

possiblerobot
03-24-2017, 05:34 PM
How much health would you need to become unhealthy?

CDSinex
03-25-2017, 12:35 AM
Is that a variation of, "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

M.S. Wiggins
03-25-2017, 12:42 AM
Would Chuck really care?

Nymtoc
03-25-2017, 05:43 AM
Does Chuck have access to health care?

Matera the Mad
03-25-2017, 08:22 AM
Can Chuck afford health care?

Qwest
03-25-2017, 10:17 PM
Chuck who?

possiblerobot
03-25-2017, 11:08 PM
Is it Chuck Norris?

Nymtoc
03-26-2017, 06:20 AM
Could it be Chuck Darwin?

Matera the Mad
03-26-2017, 07:22 AM
Upchuck?

CDSinex
03-26-2017, 07:51 AM
Is that what's all over your shirt?

Matera the Mad
03-26-2017, 08:01 AM
Why are you staring at my shirt?

oneblindmouse
03-26-2017, 12:50 PM
Are you likely to take it off?

Nymtoc
03-26-2017, 05:18 PM
Anyone for strip poker?

Curlz
03-26-2017, 06:47 PM
Is that the next bus stop?

possiblerobot
03-26-2017, 09:22 PM
We're on a bus?

CDSinex
03-26-2017, 11:53 PM
Isn't "on a bus" a metaphor for life?

Nymtoc
03-27-2017, 11:21 AM
Isn't "on a plane" a better metaphor, since it brings you closer to heaven at the end? :2angel:

possiblerobot
03-27-2017, 08:45 PM
What about people who don't believe in heaven?

CDSinex
03-28-2017, 12:41 AM
Don't they take the bus?

M.S. Wiggins
03-28-2017, 02:33 AM
Who's driving it?

Nymtoc
03-28-2017, 02:58 AM
Isn't it a self-driving bus?

possiblerobot
03-28-2017, 03:38 AM
Have they been invented yet?

CDSinex
03-28-2017, 04:24 AM
Are you suggesting that this thread is grounded in reality?

possiblerobot
03-28-2017, 05:43 PM
Is it safe to not have a grounding wire when working with threads?

Nymtoc
03-28-2017, 10:04 PM
What's the worst that could happen?

possiblerobot
03-28-2017, 10:52 PM
Aren't those some famous last words?