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Nymtoc
11-23-2012, 03:25 AM
What if the instructor is old-fashioned and doesn't trust websites?

Drachen Jager
11-23-2012, 04:23 AM
Why wouldn't they trust websites?

Nymtoc
11-23-2012, 04:32 AM
Aren't websites apt to be full of factual errors?

Drachen Jager
11-23-2012, 06:00 AM
Are people you meet in real life more reliable?

Nymtoc
11-23-2012, 07:27 AM
If some are, do you really expect me to name them?

strictlytopsecret
11-23-2012, 07:35 AM
Isn't naming them off the point?

Nymtoc
11-23-2012, 07:44 AM
What point did you have in mind?

Drachen Jager
11-23-2012, 08:02 AM
I think Nymtoc has the same point in mind as Homer Simpson, as in the point of a crayon shoved waaaaay too far up his nose, don't you?

strictlytopsecret
11-23-2012, 08:19 AM
Are you professing medical expertise in otolaryngology?

Nymtoc
11-23-2012, 08:46 AM
Doesn't DJ profess expertise in everything under the sun?

Drachen Jager
11-23-2012, 09:46 PM
Isn't that because I actually know about everything?

strictlytopsecret
11-23-2012, 09:57 PM
If everything were truly knowable, and knowable by DrachenJ no less, wouldn't that make him the god of a finite universe?

Drachen Jager
11-23-2012, 10:29 PM
Who says the Universe is finite?

Nymtoc
11-23-2012, 11:03 PM
Are you saying the universe is infinite?

Drachen Jager
11-23-2012, 11:44 PM
I didn't say that, did I?

strictlytopsecret
11-23-2012, 11:48 PM
Which matters more -- what he said or what he didn't say?

Drachen Jager
11-24-2012, 12:09 AM
If you know what someone didn't say, can't you figure out what they did say by a simple process of elimination?

strictlytopsecret
11-24-2012, 12:36 AM
Has elimination ever truly been simple?

Drachen Jager
11-24-2012, 01:38 AM
Wouldn't it be odd if there actually were people called Elimi, and they had their own nation?

Nymtoc
11-24-2012, 01:42 AM
Don't stags have a nation?

Fallen
11-24-2012, 01:50 AM
Perhaps more an inclination during rutting season?

Drachen Jager
11-24-2012, 02:04 AM
What about the condemned, do they have a nation?

Nymtoc
11-24-2012, 02:08 AM
For that matter, don't the damned have a nation?

strictlytopsecret
11-24-2012, 02:30 AM
Aren't all these nation notions distracting us from the point?

Drachen Jager
11-24-2012, 04:15 AM
Are you trying to send me to the country of the Indigs, with your rude remarks?

Nymtoc
11-24-2012, 04:18 AM
Doesn't that border the country of the Consters?

strictlytopsecret
11-24-2012, 04:53 AM
Didn't the Subordi people overtake the Consters centuries ago?

Nymtoc
11-24-2012, 05:16 AM
Yes, but weren't they in turn overtaken by the Rejuve people?

Drachen Jager
11-24-2012, 07:01 AM
Was that before or after the Aliens?

Matera the Mad
11-24-2012, 07:08 AM
Illegal aliens or the interstellar type?

Drachen Jager
11-24-2012, 07:23 AM
Wasn't it the Halluci kind?

strictlytopsecret
11-24-2012, 07:35 AM
Didn't Machina tell me that the ancient Halluci were not carbona based?

Drachen Jager
11-24-2012, 08:18 AM
I don't know Machi, does he come from Hiber?

Nymtoc
11-24-2012, 11:29 AM
Doesn't he come from Nomi, where everyone is always running for office?

Robbert
11-24-2012, 04:22 PM
Apart from outwitting rival applicants, does anyone on Nomi ever assume office?

Drachen Jager
11-24-2012, 09:44 PM
If they do, don't they have to move to Ordi?

Nymtoc
11-24-2012, 11:28 PM
Don't these people eventually stop moving around and settle in Desti?

Drachen Jager
11-24-2012, 11:35 PM
Not always, don't they move on to Illumi when it starts to get dark, but they still want to read?

Robbert
11-25-2012, 12:14 PM
What is the difference between our permanently lit planet and Illumi?

strictlytopsecret
11-25-2012, 07:47 PM
But the Illumi flat out quit and moved everyone to Resig in the face of adversity; so is there really any good reason to assume they'd behave differently than our planet now, if faced with similar circumstances?

iLion
11-26-2012, 09:04 PM
Besides, didn't Illumi get blown to smitherines by the dflfgprmmm?

Komnena
11-28-2012, 06:52 AM
shouldn't that be smithereens?

CDSinex
11-28-2012, 07:05 AM
They're English, shouldn't it be smythereens?

Drachen Jager
11-28-2012, 07:29 AM
Wouldn't it be pronounced differently that way?

Nymtoc
11-28-2012, 07:55 AM
Don't the English pronounce all their vowels the same way?

Drachen Jager
11-28-2012, 08:21 AM
Which way is that?

Nymtoc
11-28-2012, 08:25 AM
Isn't it a sort of "aehuh," followed by "harrumph"?

Drachen Jager
11-28-2012, 09:58 AM
Wouldn't that make their speech practically impossible to understand?

Nymtoc
11-28-2012, 10:20 AM
Well, isn't it?

me-a-monsteR
11-28-2012, 03:33 PM
Doesn't that depend on who you're asking?

Robbert
11-28-2012, 04:02 PM
Oh absolutely, yes, but isn't it funny that dialects are easy or difficult to understand according to their deviation from a standard vowel pronunciation, whereas omissn of vwels in wrting dos nt pse a prblem?

Fallen
11-28-2012, 07:23 PM
Hasn't language always caused problems no matter how it's expressed?

flyingtart
11-28-2012, 08:08 PM
Which language do you mean?

Drachen Jager
11-28-2012, 09:22 PM
Perhaps he was referring to Newfanese?

iLion
11-28-2012, 09:50 PM
What ever happened to oldfanese?

Drachen Jager
11-28-2012, 09:55 PM
Is there such a thing as oldfanese?

iLion
11-28-2012, 10:01 PM
Wouldn't there be, if there's such a thing as newfanese?

CDSinex
11-28-2012, 10:15 PM
Isn't Newfanese more accurately the dialect spoken by the gentle folk of Newfane, Vermont?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ee/Newfane_vermont_fall_2009.JPG/250px-Newfane_vermont_fall_2009.JPG

Drachen Jager
11-28-2012, 10:30 PM
Have you guys never heard an expression like, stays where you're to 'till I comes where you're at?

Fallen
11-28-2012, 11:16 PM
Where am I supposed to be again?

Drachen Jager
11-29-2012, 12:05 AM
Is that dialect unclear to you?

Fallen
11-29-2012, 01:14 AM
Maybe it's more to do with my inability to process idiolect?

Drachen Jager
11-29-2012, 01:50 AM
Is that something you need to work on?

Nymtoc
11-29-2012, 04:22 AM
Wassamatta witchyousguys, nomesayin?

iLion
11-29-2012, 09:46 PM
Ah you talkin' ta me? Ah you talkin' ta ME?

Drachen Jager
11-29-2012, 09:54 PM
Ye bais are all lumps ain't ye?

Komnena
11-30-2012, 03:57 AM
Y'all jest take yourselves down to the crick now, y'all hear?

Drachen Jager
11-30-2012, 04:10 AM
G'wan by, ye be right rimmed today, righ' me scupper?

Nymtoc
11-30-2012, 06:37 AM
Can you chaps do us a cheesey quaver and get back to the Queen's English?

Drachen Jager
11-30-2012, 07:45 AM
Right me china, wot's the pen and ink?

iLion
11-30-2012, 09:38 PM
Queen's English, you say? Why is it never the king's English then?

Drachen Jager
11-30-2012, 09:55 PM
You are blissfully unaware of any form of politics that happens beyond your borders aren't you?

iLion
11-30-2012, 10:16 PM
Don't you know I've lived many years in other countries, even in communities of expat Brits? Does my not knowing about one thing make me a national troglodyte?

Drachen Jager
11-30-2012, 10:37 PM
You lived abroad in this life, or in previous lives?

iLion
11-30-2012, 10:47 PM
Didn't I ever tell you I lived abroad the Queen Mary?

Drachen Jager
11-30-2012, 11:32 PM
Living with a transvestite qualifies as living abroad in your books?

Nymtoc
11-30-2012, 11:38 PM
Wouldn't it qualify if it was a trans-Atlantic transvestite?

CDSinex
11-30-2012, 11:56 PM
The one from Transylvania?

Drachen Jager
12-01-2012, 12:30 AM
Was the experience transcendent?

CDSinex
12-01-2012, 04:43 AM
Didn't the experience move them so much they wrote trans-verses?

Drachen Jager
12-01-2012, 07:17 AM
Was this in a church where they believe in transubstantiation?

Nymtoc
12-01-2012, 09:30 AM
Isn't transubstantiation when a subway train changes from one station to another?

CDSinex
12-01-2012, 01:00 PM
Was the subway car crowded or could you transit down?

Nymtoc
12-01-2012, 07:51 PM
Wasn't it filled with transients?

Drachen Jager
12-01-2012, 09:01 PM
Were they in the middle of some transcendental meditation?

Robbert
12-01-2012, 11:09 PM
Wouldn't they have chosen a different location for meditation?

CDSinex
12-02-2012, 06:24 AM
Does that remind you of the joke about the Swami who told the dentist to not use Novocain because he wanted to transcend dental medication?

Drachen Jager
12-02-2012, 10:00 AM
Is that like the Dalai Lama walking into the pizzeria and asking for them to make him one with everything?

Nymtoc
12-02-2012, 10:18 AM
Or the Pope walking into a sandwich shop and asking for a Swiss cheese sandwich, the holier the better?

CDSinex
12-02-2012, 11:22 AM
Is it true the Dalai Lama never vacuums the corners of the monastery because he has no attachments?

Robbert
12-02-2012, 03:55 PM
I suppose it is true because the Dalai Lama himself wouldn't hoover the monastery, would he?

CDSinex
12-02-2012, 09:47 PM
On the other hand, while meditating, couldn't he metaphysically hover over the dust sweeping it up with his robe?

Drachen Jager
12-02-2012, 09:52 PM
What about the time the Dali Lama paid $20 for $1 peanuts, and waited patiently, holding out his hand, until the storekeeper finally said, "What are you waiting for, don't you know change comes from within?"

CDSinex
12-03-2012, 05:41 AM
Have you gone to that new exotic meat shop and tried the deli llama sandwich?

Drachen Jager
12-03-2012, 08:53 AM
If you spin an Asian around enough times, do they become disoriented?

me-a-monsteR
12-03-2012, 03:23 PM
Wouldn't they just have scrambled brains?

Fallen
12-03-2012, 05:09 PM
Wouldn't they prefer scrambled eggs?

Drachen Jager
12-03-2012, 09:24 PM
What about thousand year eggs?

iLion
12-03-2012, 09:46 PM
You think those 1,000 year eggs have an expiration date on them?

CDSinex
12-04-2012, 06:15 AM
Do you have any?

Matera the Mad
12-04-2012, 08:58 AM
Are you asking me for a date?

CDSinex
12-04-2012, 11:13 AM
Do you sell dried fruit?

Robbert
12-04-2012, 01:12 PM
Have you ever had a date thrown at you?

Drachen Jager
12-04-2012, 08:01 PM
Have you ever had anything thrown at you by a date?

Nymtoc
12-04-2012, 08:08 PM
Have you ever had anything thrown at you by a blind date?

iLion
12-04-2012, 09:55 PM
What? Dates can see? Is that true for prunes, too?

Lavern08
12-04-2012, 11:51 PM
Haven't you seen those California raisins dancing?

Komnena
12-05-2012, 05:10 AM
Are the dancing raisins currant?

Matera the Mad
12-05-2012, 05:27 AM
Are currants truly electifying?

CDSinex
12-05-2012, 12:25 PM
Were you shocked when the currants started dancing?

Komnena
12-06-2012, 07:54 AM
Why are the currants dancing?

Nymtoc
12-06-2012, 09:44 AM
Because they were thrown on a griddle?

Drachen Jager
12-06-2012, 10:09 AM
Can't a strong enough current make you dance if you touch it in the wrong way?

Nymtoc
12-06-2012, 10:15 AM
Is there a right way to touch a current?

Lavern08
12-06-2012, 07:29 PM
Would you touch it with a ten-foot pole?

iLion
12-06-2012, 09:45 PM
Why is it always a "ten foot" pole?

Nymtoc
12-07-2012, 12:59 AM
Isn't it because the US isn't metric?

CDSinex
12-07-2012, 02:32 AM
Could you explain the metrics you used to reach that conclusion?

Drachen Jager
12-07-2012, 08:09 AM
Is that measured in metres, joules, or grams?

Nymtoc
12-07-2012, 09:33 AM
What does my gram have to do with it?

CDSinex
12-07-2012, 11:32 AM
Shouldn't you be more concerned with your family joules?

Robbert
12-07-2012, 02:16 PM
Maybe he is more concerned with his family's jewels?

Nymtoc
12-07-2012, 06:35 PM
What do they weigh in carats?

Drachen Jager
12-07-2012, 09:48 PM
Who weighs things in carrots?

Robbert
12-07-2012, 10:08 PM
Don't you think that when gentlemen speak about carats, the greengrocer should keep his mouth shut?

Drachen Jager
12-07-2012, 10:57 PM
Don't proper gentlemen let their wives do the shopping and cooking and such?

Nymtoc
12-07-2012, 11:52 PM
Are you saying the gentlemen's wives should do all that after working a full day at the office?

CDSinex
12-08-2012, 12:30 AM
Are you making an argument for polygamy?

Drachen Jager
12-08-2012, 01:07 AM
Or is it an argument for polyandry?

Nymtoc
12-08-2012, 01:24 AM
Do you have a problem with polygamy? Didn't Solomon have 700 official wives and 300 concubines? (1 Kings 11:1-3)*

*We'll take up polyandry another time.

CDSinex
12-08-2012, 02:50 AM
So you were suggesting philandery?

Drachen Jager
12-08-2012, 04:01 AM
Why should we accept Solomon as a yardstick of morality?

Nymtoc
12-08-2012, 06:23 AM
Well, didn't Solomon come up with a clever judgment about cutting a baby in half, and didn't he get a hot song into the Bible?

Drachen Jager
12-08-2012, 07:30 AM
Cutting a baby in half makes him a qualified role-model in your books?

Nymtoc
12-08-2012, 08:40 AM
Wasn't Solomon an accomplished author, having written not only the collections of Proverbs, but also of Ecclesiastes and the Song of Solomon, and don't those literary accomplishments (which show great moral character) overshadow any unpleasantness associated with the baby-cutting incident?

Drachen Jager
12-08-2012, 09:31 AM
Are you saying that a few good works make the mutilation and murder of an infant merely a fun quirk of character?

Nymtoc
12-08-2012, 10:48 AM
Shouldn't we make allowances for differences in social conventions, considering that Solomon lived 3,000 years ago?

Robbert
12-08-2012, 05:01 PM
Wouldn't different social conventions then explain the saying: Some people get away with murder?

Drachen Jager
12-08-2012, 07:47 PM
If he lived under different social conventions, then what use is he as a measure of modern morality?

Nymtoc
12-09-2012, 12:49 AM
Have you no use for the wisdom of the past?

iLion
12-09-2012, 05:28 AM
Don't you all know Solomon didn't kill the baby?

Nymtoc
12-09-2012, 07:51 AM
Were you there?

Drachen Jager
12-09-2012, 08:34 AM
Isn't the intent to kill a baby enough?

Nymtoc
12-09-2012, 10:37 AM
Enough for what?

CDSinex
12-09-2012, 11:35 AM
Pizza and bread sticks. Shouldn't $20 about cover it?

Nymtoc
12-09-2012, 11:48 AM
Who's paying?

Robbert
12-09-2012, 03:45 PM
Shouldn't it be the one who placed the order?

Nymtoc
12-09-2012, 05:17 PM
What if the one who placed the order doesn't have enough money?

Robbert
12-09-2012, 07:45 PM
Wouldn't it then be appropriate to remind the pizza shop owner that he cheated the Dalai Lama out of $ 15, and therefore...?

Drachen Jager
12-09-2012, 11:04 PM
What's with the ellipsis, are you trying to imply something?

CDSinex
12-10-2012, 01:32 AM
Why am I experiencing déjà vu with the previous two posts?

Drachen Jager
12-10-2012, 02:20 AM
Why am I experiencing déjà vu with the previous two posts?

Nymtoc
12-10-2012, 03:49 AM
Why do I feel that contributors to this thread are growing increasingly demented?

CDSinex
12-10-2012, 04:09 AM
Have you seen your avatar?

Nymtoc
12-10-2012, 04:15 AM
Would you make such an invidious remark if you knew that my avatar is an accurate representation of my physiognomy?

CDSinex
12-10-2012, 08:04 AM
Wouldn't you be surprised if didn't?

Matera the Mad
12-10-2012, 08:53 AM
Would anything surprise us any more?

Drachen Jager
12-10-2012, 10:07 AM
Would nothing surprise us less?

Nymtoc
12-10-2012, 11:43 AM
Aren't surprises supposed to be left under the Christmas tree?

Robbert
12-10-2012, 02:50 PM
Where would one deposit the surprises if there is no Christmas tree?



*perhaps this helps to clarify my #1649 post: the ellipsis was supposed to imply '...and therefore one doesn't need to pay.' I'm sorry for the confusion. And no, I'm not suffering from dementia, but I will notify you well in advance ;)

Drachen Jager
12-10-2012, 08:53 PM
Wouldn't the lack of a Christmas tree be a surprise in itself, like if your parents told you they'd cancelled Christmas on account of Obamacare?

Nymtoc
12-10-2012, 09:03 PM
Haven't the Democrats been trying to cancel Christmas for decades?

CDSinex
12-10-2012, 11:50 PM
Do they want to bring back Saturnalia?

Nymtoc
12-11-2012, 03:33 AM
Wouldn't Brumalia be a good substitute?

Drachen Jager
12-11-2012, 06:05 AM
Haven't you heard, the official name the White House is putting on it is Obamamas?

CDSinex
12-11-2012, 08:09 AM
Do Canadians still sing, ♬ Harper, the herald angel sings♬?

Nymtoc
12-11-2012, 08:22 AM
If the Republicans had chosen a different candidate this year, and won, would we be saying, "Merry Christiemas?"

Drachen Jager
12-11-2012, 08:59 AM
Or if the Repubs had just won with their candidate, would we be saying, "Give me the fucking presents grandma, don't you know all this caring singing is just for the 47%, true Americans are in it for the presents, and screw everyone else, begging for their share, buncha worthless welfare monkeys"?

Nymtoc
12-11-2012, 10:11 AM
Do I detect a tone of cynicism in the above post? :sword

Drachen Jager
12-11-2012, 10:32 AM
Isn't cynicism one of the three cornerstones of a merry Christmas?

Nymtoc
12-11-2012, 11:51 AM
What are the other two?

Robbert
12-11-2012, 08:43 PM
How about family rows, and trading presents in on Dec. 27th?

Drachen Jager
12-11-2012, 09:15 PM
What about giving a few small coins to charity so you can feel like you've done your part to feed the billion or so people who live below the poverty line?

Nymtoc
12-11-2012, 11:03 PM
Don't they live below the poverty line because they are too lazy to work?

Drachen Jager
12-11-2012, 11:34 PM
What about those who work two jobs and still fall below the poverty line?

CDSinex
12-12-2012, 12:11 AM
Will the revolution be televised?

Drachen Jager
12-12-2012, 12:19 AM
Don't they have everyone too doped up on turducken sandwiches for them to revolt?

Nymtoc
12-12-2012, 12:44 AM
Can't we avoid a revolution by making the poor live in the kind of workhouses Dickens wrote about?*


*An especially apt reference at this time of year?

Drachen Jager
12-12-2012, 12:52 AM
Doesn't Dickens sound like a good name for an erotica author?

Matera the Mad
12-12-2012, 04:57 AM
If we're talking noms-de-erotica, how about Cherry Plucker, Dick Flesch, or maybe I. M. Cumming?

Drachen Jager
12-12-2012, 06:32 AM
Is it just me, or does Matera seem way too familiar with the authors she listed?

Nymtoc
12-12-2012, 08:18 AM
Aren't those some of her pen names?

Drachen Jager
12-12-2012, 09:01 AM
Do you always state the obvious?

CDSinex
12-12-2012, 09:34 AM
Doesn't he usually state the oblivious?

Nymtoc
12-12-2012, 09:49 AM
Are you implying that my prose is not deathless?

CDSinex
12-12-2012, 12:16 PM
Shouldn't you make a list of the cons, too?

Nymtoc
12-12-2012, 01:11 PM
Aren't all the cons I know still behind bars?

Robbert
12-12-2012, 02:45 PM
So does that mean Drachen Jager posts from inside the clink?

Drachen Jager
12-12-2012, 08:24 PM
Are you referring to the Colonel?

Nymtoc
12-12-2012, 09:47 PM
Kernel of what?

iLion
12-12-2012, 09:57 PM
Is this thread turning corny?

Drachen Jager
12-12-2012, 10:44 PM
Don't you guys remember Colonel Klink?

CDSinex
12-13-2012, 01:13 AM
Wasn't he an enemy of Maj. Major Major Major?

Drachen Jager
12-13-2012, 01:54 AM
Wasn't that from the same source as Captain Scheisskopf?

CDSinex
12-13-2012, 03:31 AM
Do you mean Lt. Gen. Scheisskopf?

Robbert
12-13-2012, 04:01 AM
Yep, he meant the character from Catch-22, but does anyone of you know what "Herr General Scheisskopf, Sie können mich mal kreuzweise!" means?

Drachen Jager
12-13-2012, 06:47 AM
Isn't it just insane babble?

Nymtoc
12-13-2012, 07:03 AM
Doesn't it mean, "General Scheisskopf, you can kiss my arse (ass)?"

Robbert
12-13-2012, 07:07 AM
Good one! Maybe you'll also like my translation, "Dear General Scheisskopf, up yours!"?

Drachen Jager
12-13-2012, 07:36 AM
Weren't we talking about Hogan's Heroes?

CDSinex
12-13-2012, 09:23 AM
Which is it, hoagies or heroes?

Nymtoc
12-13-2012, 10:51 AM
On Long Island, aren't they called subs?

CDSinex
12-13-2012, 12:50 PM
Were the subs made at the Brooklyn Navy Yard?

Nymtoc
12-13-2012, 02:09 PM
Wasn't the Brooklyn Navy Yard closed in 1966?

Drachen Jager
12-13-2012, 09:13 PM
Are you saying subs were invented after 1966?

iLion
12-13-2012, 09:21 PM
Weren't at least some subs invented after 1966?

Drachen Jager
12-13-2012, 09:46 PM
Isn't that irrelevant?

iLion
12-13-2012, 10:02 PM
Isn't everything irrelevant to someone?

Drachen Jager
12-13-2012, 10:47 PM
Isn't something irrelevant to everyone?

Robbert
12-14-2012, 12:08 AM
Isn't that part of the reason why everyone is unique?

CDSinex
12-14-2012, 12:29 AM
What's unique about being unique if everyone is unique?

Nymtoc
12-14-2012, 12:32 AM
Are you saying it's better to be ununique?

CDSinex
12-14-2012, 12:38 AM
Is that an herb in the fenugreek family?

Drachen Jager
12-14-2012, 12:54 AM
Can't you leave the poor Greeks alone with your race-baiting?

Nymtoc
12-14-2012, 01:04 AM
Would you prefer that he bait the Trojans?

iLion
12-14-2012, 01:07 AM
You use Trojans?

Nymtoc
12-14-2012, 01:33 AM
Are you asking for an endorsement?

iLion
12-14-2012, 01:41 AM
An endorsement of a software virus?

Nymtoc
12-14-2012, 01:57 AM
Won't my McAfee Total Protection prevent me from making such an endorsement?

Drachen Jager
12-14-2012, 02:03 AM
Don't you know that Trojans and Viruses are completely different things?

CDSinex
12-14-2012, 05:52 AM
Aren't they also spelled differently?

Drachen Jager
12-14-2012, 06:03 AM
Have you been taking classes to improve your powers of perception?

CDSinex
12-14-2012, 09:38 AM
Do you really have to ask?

Drachen Jager
12-14-2012, 09:46 AM
Were you always that perceptive?

Robbert
12-14-2012, 03:01 PM
Doesn't CDSinex hold a chair in Perception Disorder at the University of Seattle?

Drachen Jager
12-14-2012, 08:33 PM
Does that explain his lack of perception?

iLion
12-14-2012, 09:04 PM
Why? Does holding a chair block the view?

kellysaid
12-14-2012, 09:14 PM
Does holding a chair really block a lion from pouncing on its trainer?

iLion
12-14-2012, 09:16 PM
Is said lion super hungry and wanting to eat the trainer?

kellysaid
12-14-2012, 09:24 PM
Is his stomach growling louder than his roar?

iLion
12-14-2012, 09:27 PM
If so, does that mean he'd sooner eat than fight?

Nymtoc
12-14-2012, 11:32 PM
If the lion eats his trainer, aren't there unpleasant consequences?

Drachen Jager
12-14-2012, 11:40 PM
Do you mean indigestion?

CDSinex
12-15-2012, 01:15 AM
Must I also hold open the door of perception for the ghost of Aldous Huxley?

CDSinex
12-15-2012, 01:17 AM
Furthermore, who are you to accuse me of indiscretions?

Drachen Jager
12-15-2012, 03:44 AM
Are you saying I've been indiscreet?

Nymtoc
12-15-2012, 06:29 AM
Are you saying that you are discreet?

Drachen Jager
12-15-2012, 08:29 AM
If one hasn't done anything to be ashamed of, can that even be considered on a scale of discretion?

Nymtoc
12-15-2012, 10:27 AM
Aren't there several scales of discretion, subject to manipulation by those doing the testing?

Robbert
12-15-2012, 05:26 PM
Am I right in assuming that those people also know a thing or two about statistics?

simonalexander2005
12-15-2012, 09:45 PM
I have no idea what's happening here, but can I join in?

Nymtoc
12-15-2012, 10:07 PM
Have you been interviewed by AW authorities, filled out the proper forms in triplicate, submitted your full name, date and place of birth, parents' full names, alternate names used, school records from kindergarten through university, report of latest medical examination, vaccination certificates, passport number, driving license number, automobile ownership documentation, bank account numbers, credit card numbers and successfully completed thorough examinations by at least two psychiatrists?

CDSinex
12-15-2012, 10:17 PM
Is your file up to date?

Drachen Jager
12-16-2012, 01:52 AM
Do you have a license to kill?

CDSinex
12-16-2012, 05:04 AM
To kill time?

Nymtoc
12-16-2012, 06:18 AM
Is time alive?

Komnena
12-16-2012, 06:19 AM
Why does time need killing?

Drachen Jager
12-16-2012, 07:39 AM
Won't it kill you if it gets the chance?

Robbert
12-16-2012, 01:15 PM
Will you pay me a few $$$$$'s if it forfeits its chance to get you?

CDSinex
12-17-2012, 02:40 AM
For how long are you prepared to wait?