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Matera the Mad
02-26-2016, 09:08 PM
What are you trying to intimate?

M.S. Wiggins
02-28-2016, 02:52 AM
Are you a licensed psychotherapist?

CDSinex
02-28-2016, 07:51 AM
Did you mean licentious psycho?

CDSinex
03-02-2016, 05:04 AM
Does anybody still play this game?

M.S. Wiggins
03-02-2016, 05:25 AM
What's it pay?

Matera the Mad
03-02-2016, 09:06 AM
Has it ever paid?

M.S. Wiggins
03-02-2016, 10:32 PM
You don't get AW direct deposits?

CDSinex
03-02-2016, 10:43 PM
The root beer?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f1/A%26W_Logo.svg/200px-A%26W_Logo.svg.png

under the moon
03-02-2016, 10:58 PM
AW only pays in vowels and consonants.

M.S. Wiggins
03-02-2016, 11:04 PM
↑ She meant to respond inquisitively, but who are we to question the missing mark on a Wednesday?

Nymtoc
03-03-2016, 12:14 PM
What does Wednesday have to do with it? (Anyway, it's Thursday now, isn't it?)

jaus tail
03-03-2016, 01:05 PM
(Anyway, it's Thursday now, isn't it?)

Doesn't that depend on when your watch stopped working?

Curlz
03-04-2016, 01:16 AM
Why should we bother with watches if the sun still goes round?

Nymtoc
03-04-2016, 03:56 AM
The sun goes round? :Sun:Aren't you being pre-Copernican?

Curlz
03-04-2016, 09:03 PM
Why, would you also tell me you don't know the exact number of turtles that hold this earth in a steady position at the centre of the universe?

SallyB
03-04-2016, 09:42 PM
Why would I even bother telling you that?

Adam-X
03-05-2016, 12:36 AM
Maybe because it's worth repeating?

Nymtoc
03-05-2016, 12:54 AM
Why would you repeat something that's obviously untrue?

Curlz
03-05-2016, 01:29 AM
Isn't that what election time is for?

Adam-X
03-05-2016, 01:38 AM
Is it even safe to bring up politics?

CDSinex
03-05-2016, 02:07 AM
Shouldn't we save that for the Thanksgiving family gathering?

Adam-X
03-05-2016, 02:10 AM
Should it ever be brought up?

Nymtoc
03-05-2016, 03:57 AM
What if your crazy uncle brings it up?

Adam-X
03-05-2016, 04:55 AM
Do you think you could get away with not inviting that Uncle?

Perscribo
03-05-2016, 07:01 AM
Don't you think stuffing him with tryptophan until he passes out in his pie is the more Pilgrim thing to do?

jaus tail
03-05-2016, 10:14 AM
Wouldn't it be too harsh on the tryptophan?

CDSinex
03-07-2016, 03:17 AM
Doesn't the Bourbon usually put your uncle to sleep before you even start eating?

Angela
03-08-2016, 03:23 PM
Have you been spying on us?

CDSinex
03-09-2016, 02:21 AM
You wouldn't have to ask if you closed your blinds at night, would you?

Angela
03-09-2016, 04:20 PM
You didn't see the murder, did you?

M.S. Wiggins
03-10-2016, 11:57 PM
What murder natural death?

Angela
03-11-2016, 01:32 AM
Will you help us hide the body?

M.S. Wiggins
03-11-2016, 01:59 AM
Grease my palm?

CDSinex
03-12-2016, 05:31 AM
Wouldn't the body slip from your greasy palms?

Angela
03-12-2016, 07:07 AM
Do you think it would be easier to move the body if we wrapped it in fabric?

jaus tail
03-12-2016, 07:23 AM
Why can't we use something that's biodegradable?

CDSinex
03-13-2016, 01:20 AM
Are you suggesting we bring back pine coffins?

jaus tail
03-13-2016, 08:26 AM
Why not let vultures make the most of the corpse?

CDSinex
03-13-2016, 09:29 AM
Vulture capitalists?

Ser Michael P
03-13-2016, 09:44 AM
You a commie?

M.S. Wiggins
03-14-2016, 01:06 AM
Got a light for my Cuban cigar?

jaus tail
03-14-2016, 08:34 AM
Will you give Russia in return?

CDSinex
03-16-2016, 06:54 AM
What makes you think it's mine to give?

Nymtoc
03-16-2016, 07:55 AM
Can you see it from your house?

CDSinex
03-17-2016, 11:51 PM
Do you think I'd be able to if the Earth were flat, and Japan wasn't blocking the view?

Steve Coate
03-18-2016, 05:40 AM
Wouldn't it be simpler to use Google Earth?

jaus tail
03-18-2016, 08:26 AM
Are you friends with Google Earth?

CDSinex
03-20-2016, 12:08 AM
Why, are you dating?

Curlz
03-20-2016, 12:54 AM
Am I invited to the wedding??

CDSinex
03-21-2016, 01:27 AM
What price range are you considering for a gift?

jaus tail
03-21-2016, 08:36 AM
Is there a price tag for friendship and emotions?

CDSinex
03-22-2016, 03:12 AM
Aren't they sometimes very costly?

Matera the Mad
03-22-2016, 07:30 AM
Compared to what, war?

jaus tail
03-22-2016, 08:19 AM
You mean pillow fight?

Catherine
03-22-2016, 08:43 AM
Can I wear my pajamas?

jaus tail
03-22-2016, 08:56 AM
the one that has minnie mouse faces all over it that glow in the dark in neon green?

13Clovers
03-22-2016, 10:16 AM
Was it in that one Noir film?

SallyB
03-23-2016, 07:09 PM
How could they exist in that film?

Steve Coate
03-24-2016, 02:48 AM
Don't Minnie Mouse pajamas just scream Noir?

M.S. Wiggins
03-24-2016, 02:53 AM
If not, would you like another glass of Pinot?

jaus tail
03-24-2016, 09:12 AM
Is the glass half full?

L. OBrien
03-24-2016, 09:17 AM
Would you still drink if it was half empty?

CDSinex
03-24-2016, 09:48 AM
Top half, or bottom half?

13Clovers
03-24-2016, 02:39 PM
Does that depend upon gravitational weight or is it a dream?

akiwiguy
03-24-2016, 03:15 PM
But wouldn't the top half of a half-empty glass be a nightmare rather than a dream?

jaus tail
03-24-2016, 03:57 PM
What can one interpret from such a nightmare?

CDSinex
03-25-2016, 03:38 AM
Why, was it in a foreign language?

L. OBrien
03-25-2016, 09:15 PM
Does Klingon count as a foreign language?

CDSinex
03-26-2016, 03:12 AM
tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh'a'? That means, "Do you speak Klingon?" (At least According to Google)

M.S. Wiggins
03-26-2016, 04:32 AM
At-Whay? That means "What?" in Pig Latin, according to me...and Latin-y pigs.

Matera the Mad
03-26-2016, 05:15 AM
Sho nit? (and if you know Lackwards Banguage, no need to translate)

jaus tail
03-26-2016, 09:47 AM
is that what you wrote in the voter's ballot?

M.S. Wiggins
03-27-2016, 02:51 AM
Are you keeping score?

CDSinex
03-27-2016, 08:25 PM
Do we now need score cards to participate on this thread?

akiwiguy
03-28-2016, 05:44 AM
What happens if the scores all end up tied for first place?

jaus tail
03-28-2016, 11:16 AM
Then how about we throw them all in a truck and throw the truck in some remote island?

SydWms
03-28-2016, 07:40 PM
Does that mean we're sacrificing it to some truck god/entity?

CDSinex
03-29-2016, 12:34 AM
Would that affect the trade-in value?

CDSinex
04-05-2016, 04:27 AM
What are you offering?

Teena
04-05-2016, 04:37 AM
Do volcano gods accept offerings of trucks?

Aekimz23
04-07-2016, 10:13 AM
How could a volcano god turn down such a generous offer?!

CDSinex
04-09-2016, 11:32 PM
Who says it would?

Aekimz23
04-10-2016, 10:13 AM
Why is this volcano so indecisive?

CDSinex
04-12-2016, 11:45 PM
It is prone to explosive outbursts. Do you think it could be bi-polar?

Aekimz23
04-13-2016, 07:05 AM
Are you prepared to know the answer?

jaus tail
04-13-2016, 08:51 AM
Will you reply after a commercial break?

CDSinex
04-13-2016, 09:33 AM
What if we can't wait that long?

Aekimz23
04-13-2016, 10:35 AM
What would be an acceptable amount of waiting time?

Curlz
04-13-2016, 07:23 PM
What do you say about 276 light-years?

CDSinex
04-13-2016, 10:33 PM
What's the rush?

Aekimz23
04-14-2016, 03:20 AM
Why not make it longer?

Steve Coate
04-14-2016, 08:55 AM
You mean like stretch it out with a rack?

ThatsWhatSheaSaid
04-14-2016, 09:06 AM
Do you have an aversion to racks?

CDSinex
04-14-2016, 09:08 AM
Is there a right way and a wrong way to answer that?

jaus tail
04-14-2016, 11:34 AM
Can't we just copy the neighbor's answer?

Aekimz23
04-14-2016, 06:10 PM
What if the neighbor is wrong?

CDSinex
04-14-2016, 09:33 PM
What if he's right?

M.S. Wiggins
04-15-2016, 12:32 AM
Who are we to define right and wrong?

Steve Coate
04-15-2016, 03:38 AM
Wouldn't a lack of definition muddle things?

jaus tail
04-15-2016, 08:22 AM
Can't we clean 'em in the washing machine?

Aekimz23
04-15-2016, 08:56 AM
Who can afford a washing machine?!

jaus tail
04-15-2016, 10:22 AM
How about we make one?

Aekimz23
04-15-2016, 05:43 PM
Does anyone have any tools?

jaus tail
04-15-2016, 06:25 PM
Will crayons do?

ErezMA
04-16-2016, 12:37 AM
You want to attempt to create a washing machine with crayons? How about while we do that, we'll develop a a time machine with wood and glue?

Aekimz23
04-16-2016, 01:01 AM
So you're saying you approve?

ErezMA
04-16-2016, 04:27 AM
Did you not catch the sarcasm?

CDSinex
04-16-2016, 06:49 AM
Would she still catch it if she had been vaccinated?

Aekimz23
04-16-2016, 10:16 AM
What monster doesn't vaccinate their children?

jaus tail
04-16-2016, 11:57 AM
What if the child is a monster?

CDSinex
04-16-2016, 10:06 PM
Aren't they all? (Hope my kids don't see that)

M.S. Wiggins
04-17-2016, 12:53 AM
Think we should start a spay/neuter campaign?

Aekimz23
04-17-2016, 07:22 AM
Is it really that bad?

jaus tail
04-17-2016, 12:27 PM
Can we go back in time and start this campaign before my school teachers were born?

CDSinex
04-17-2016, 11:00 PM
Aren't there better ways of using time travel?

M.S. Wiggins
04-18-2016, 01:49 AM
Want to meet up for coffee? Discuss these 'better ways'?

All business, of course.

Perscribo
04-18-2016, 03:09 PM
Is there any guarantee that, no matter how far back I go, there will always be coffee?

Curlz
04-18-2016, 10:28 PM
Are you saying that if we go forward there will be tea ahead instead?

Aekimz23
04-19-2016, 04:35 AM
Do you think futuristic people would prefer tea?

CDSinex
04-19-2016, 05:49 AM
Did you ask your crystal ball?

Aekimz23
04-19-2016, 06:31 AM
Mine is made of titanium, will that one work the same?

CDSinex
04-20-2016, 01:46 AM
How well does yours work?

Curlz
04-20-2016, 12:53 PM
Who would like to ask a test question?

CDSinex
04-20-2016, 09:45 PM
Why don't you ask the titanium ball?

M.S. Wiggins
04-20-2016, 11:24 PM
What if I'd rather consult the tarot cards?

Curlz
04-21-2016, 12:13 AM
Would you still be willing to do that if you knew the dog ate half the deck?

CDSinex
04-21-2016, 06:49 AM
Wouldn't that depend on which half the dog ate?

Aekimz23
04-21-2016, 11:19 AM
What if the dog burped them back up? Could we use the cards then?

Perscribo
04-21-2016, 03:54 PM
Aren't Pokemon cards just futuristic tarot?

M.S. Wiggins
04-21-2016, 04:38 PM
Seriously? You know I Googled that, right?

jaus tail
04-21-2016, 07:54 PM
Why doesn't anyone yahoo?

MQ4ATodd
04-21-2016, 09:23 PM
I do! I'm 48 and never gave it up :)

M.S. Wiggins
04-22-2016, 12:28 AM
But have you ever questioned it?

CDSinex
04-22-2016, 02:36 AM
Isn't the very purpose of this thread?

Aekimz23
04-24-2016, 09:13 AM
Does anyone have a piece of bread?

CDSinex
04-24-2016, 09:41 AM
Does a crumb count?

jaus tail
04-24-2016, 10:09 AM
Can crumbs count?

M.S. Wiggins
04-24-2016, 10:36 PM
You named your kid 'crumbs'?

CDSinex
04-25-2016, 01:55 AM
And the daughter Crumbalina?

Curlz
04-25-2016, 11:54 PM
Isn't her best friend a flying boy going by the name of Fritter Pan?

CDSinex
04-26-2016, 06:39 AM
By fritter do you mean time spent on this thread?

Aekimz23
04-26-2016, 09:55 AM
Are there people who spend their time elsewhere?

SageChild
04-26-2016, 09:56 AM
Should they be spending their time anywhere else but here?

jaus tail
04-26-2016, 09:58 AM
By anywhere else do you mean your refrigerator?

CDSinex
04-26-2016, 10:52 AM
Don't we all occasionally need a cooling off period between posts?

Curlz
04-26-2016, 05:29 PM
Have you thought that if you replace "cooling off period" with "privet hedge" you'll have a pleasantly fenced-off back yard?

ErezMA
04-27-2016, 12:24 AM
What about for us who live in apartments or condominiums?

CDSinex
04-27-2016, 03:59 AM
Wouldn't you just have to grow it taller?

ErezMA
04-27-2016, 07:54 AM
Do you think people with an apartment are allowed to garden?

jaus tail
04-27-2016, 07:15 PM
Can't we just grow it one on your head?;)

M.S. Wiggins
04-27-2016, 10:50 PM
It depends...what's the square footage of your head?

ErezMA
04-27-2016, 11:07 PM
Do you think we are a Ch-ch-ch-chia?

jaus tail
04-28-2016, 08:52 AM
What's a chia?

CDSinex
04-28-2016, 09:46 AM
Are you asking about the flower (https://s.yimg.com/fz/api/res/1.2/jqBeKoIsnw2ElSy9SHYnTw--/YXBwaWQ9c3JjaGRkO2g9NTAwO3E9OTU7dz01MDA-/http://www.plant-world-seeds.com/images/seed_images/SALVIA_HISPANICA/size3_500x500/SALVIA%20HISPANICA.JPG)?

Curlz
04-29-2016, 12:12 AM
Shall we start another flower power movement?

ErezMA
04-29-2016, 12:55 AM
What would you like to gain from that?

CDSinex
04-29-2016, 01:15 AM
You weren't there for the 1960s "flower power movement," were you?

jaus tail
04-29-2016, 07:54 AM
Didn't you know I was fighting some war during the 1960s?

Steve Coate
05-02-2016, 09:05 AM
Was it "far out," man?

CDSinex
05-02-2016, 11:15 PM
Did you get that from 'The List of Things I Shouldn't Say In Public' that my daughter gave me?

Jlv81
05-03-2016, 02:20 AM
Why else would he say that?

Curlz
05-03-2016, 01:04 PM
Have you never entered the labyrinth of a human mind?

Nymtoc
05-04-2016, 12:50 AM
Is there an entrance fee?

Aekimz23
05-04-2016, 05:37 AM
Would you think it should be free of charge?

jaus tail
05-04-2016, 11:15 AM
How much would you pay to enter someone's mind?

M.S. Wiggins
05-04-2016, 10:56 PM
Is there a money-back guarantee?

CDSinex
05-05-2016, 12:05 AM
What makes you think you could ever find your way out?

Nymtoc
05-05-2016, 03:05 AM
Couldn't you buy a map?

jaus tail
05-05-2016, 10:47 AM
How would the map of somebody's brain look like?

CDSinex
05-06-2016, 01:04 AM
Wouldn't that vary from person to person?

M.S. Wiggins
05-06-2016, 01:51 AM
So, at the memory-intersection in the annals of my person/human mind, should I turn left at Hippocampus, or right on Cortex?

Curlz
05-06-2016, 01:58 AM
Isn't that intersection still blocked by a thought-provoking hippopotamus named Courtney?

jaus tail
05-06-2016, 08:26 AM
Is Courtney another name for Curlz?

Matera the Mad
05-06-2016, 06:19 PM
What's in a name?

jaus tail
05-06-2016, 07:54 PM
Is that what you'll say to someone named Jack Kanoff?

CDSinex
05-06-2016, 10:22 PM
Would greeting him excitedly at the airport and yelling, "Hi, Jack!" get you on the no-fly list?

jaus tail
05-07-2016, 08:43 AM
Are you saying this from experience?

CDSinex
05-08-2016, 05:06 AM
Do you really think I want to talk about it?

M.S. Wiggins
05-09-2016, 12:31 AM
Would you be willing to mime it instead?

CDSinex
05-09-2016, 01:32 AM
I just did, but I'm not that good at miming. Was it understandable?

jaus tail
05-09-2016, 08:56 AM
What if we're not that good at understanding?

M.S. Wiggins
05-10-2016, 04:52 AM
Have you tried faking it?

CDSinex
05-10-2016, 11:47 PM
Wouldn't that violate this thread's honesty covenant?

jaus tail
05-11-2016, 09:17 AM
cove-what?

CDSinex
05-13-2016, 01:32 AM
Don't you have access to Google?

jaus tail
05-13-2016, 10:06 AM
Goog-what?:D

CDSinex
05-14-2016, 09:57 PM
For a word like "what", don't you think a desk dictionary would suffice?

M.S. Wiggins
05-14-2016, 10:29 PM
Oxford or Webster?

CDSinex
05-15-2016, 01:54 AM
Don't you fear the Oxford Mississippi dictionary might have a little too much southern dialect in it?

jaus tail
05-15-2016, 02:29 PM
Can I compensate for it by buying from a book store that faces North?

M.S. Wiggins
05-17-2016, 02:24 AM
Isn't excluding East, South, and West kind of 'compass-ist'?

CDSinex
05-17-2016, 03:06 AM
Are you suggesting we should be all encompassing?

jaus tail
05-17-2016, 09:50 AM
Like an orgy?

CDSinex
05-18-2016, 03:01 AM
Is that where people are bent and folded like origami?

Nymtoc
05-18-2016, 08:22 AM
Doesn't it have something to do with orange juice?

M.S. Wiggins
05-19-2016, 01:47 AM
Did the pulp fit the OJ?

Nymtoc
05-19-2016, 06:51 AM
Did the orange have appeal?

CDSinex
05-20-2016, 02:06 AM
Wouldn't that have to be determined by an appellate court judge?

jaus tail
05-21-2016, 09:53 AM
apple--what?

M.S. Wiggins
05-22-2016, 01:49 AM
Having searched this thread for various fruits, would anyone like a slice of apple-orange-banana-pumpkin-lime pie?

jaus tail
05-22-2016, 09:06 AM
How about a water melon?

CDSinex
05-22-2016, 11:44 PM
Are the farmers who grow them prone to melonoma?

Nymtoc
05-23-2016, 04:56 AM
Aren't you getting a bit melo[n]dramatic?

NordicWrath
05-23-2016, 07:56 AM
If these puns get any worse, will the thread feel meloncholy?

CDSinex
05-23-2016, 08:02 PM
Isn't melon collie a dog breed?

jaus tail
05-25-2016, 09:37 AM
Do dogs get angry if one of them falls in love with a cat?

CDSinex
05-27-2016, 01:04 AM
Wouldn't that be a cataclysmic event of Biblical proportions.

Steve Coate
05-27-2016, 03:50 AM
Might the answer be found in Cheshire 4:17?

jaus tail
05-27-2016, 09:02 AM
Is that somebody's address?

CDSinex
05-27-2016, 11:34 PM
Isn't he saying you might find the answer in Cheshire, England in April of next year?

DeannaR
05-28-2016, 01:25 AM
Must we wait a year for an answer?

Matera the Mad
05-28-2016, 06:44 PM
Since when is 11 months a year?

CDSinex
05-28-2016, 09:48 PM
Haven't you heard?

Nymtoc
05-28-2016, 10:01 PM
Heard what--could you speak a little louder?

CDSinex
05-28-2016, 10:04 PM
Did you forget to put in your hearing aid, again?

DeannaR
05-29-2016, 02:03 AM
I have hearing aids?

Matera the Mad
05-29-2016, 05:07 AM
Didn't you warn your ears about sleeping around?

jaus tail
05-29-2016, 10:16 AM
Do ears listen to every advice given to them?

CDSinex
05-29-2016, 09:25 PM
With most people doesn't the brain play some small role in listening?

M.S. Wiggins
05-31-2016, 02:26 AM
Wouldn't that be more like selective hearing?

jaus tail
05-31-2016, 09:46 AM
How can you select whether to hear or not?

Nymtoc
05-31-2016, 09:54 PM
Ever hear of ear plugs?

CDSinex
05-31-2016, 10:30 PM
Why do you ask?

Nymtoc
06-01-2016, 12:20 AM
What did you say?

Matera the Mad
06-01-2016, 02:13 AM
Did somebody say something?

CDSinex
06-01-2016, 06:50 AM
Should we ask one of the Mods to turn up the volume on this thread?

jaus tail
06-01-2016, 09:13 AM
Do you like to hear screams?

CDSinex
06-03-2016, 12:56 AM
Why don't you let out a big one and see how people react?

Curlz
06-03-2016, 01:31 AM
And isn't that why we can't have nice things?

M.S. Wiggins
06-03-2016, 01:49 AM
What's your definition of a nice thing?

Nymtoc
06-03-2016, 02:51 AM
Do you want an honest answer?

M.S. Wiggins
06-03-2016, 04:11 AM
Will the truth set me free?

Nymtoc
06-03-2016, 04:27 AM
Free from what?

M.S. Wiggins
06-03-2016, 10:08 PM
*snort* You want the dissertation version, or the bullet-point list?

Nymtoc
06-03-2016, 11:53 PM
Can't you just do it as a video?

CDSinex
06-04-2016, 11:21 PM
Didn't the last video you made get you arrested?

Nymtoc
06-05-2016, 12:18 AM
Do you mean the one with the moose?

M.S. Wiggins
06-05-2016, 01:19 AM
Weren't there several meese in that video?

jaus tail
06-05-2016, 09:22 AM
were they parading against the use of fur?

Anonymouse
06-05-2016, 07:07 PM
What's wrong with fur, anyway?

Nymtoc
06-05-2016, 07:23 PM
Doesn't it get matted?

jaus tail
06-06-2016, 08:42 AM
are you concerned about the mosquito family that's trapped inside that mat?

Anonymouse
06-06-2016, 08:23 PM
Do those mosquitoes carry Zika?

Nerdilydone
06-06-2016, 10:53 PM
Why must people go on about pests?

NordicWrath
06-07-2016, 12:06 AM
Could it be that to pester about pests is only pestilential to people whose posteriors pulse with pain?

CDSinex
06-07-2016, 03:05 AM
Would covering their posteriors with pesto reduce the pulsing pain, and keep the pests at bay?

M.S. Wiggins
06-07-2016, 03:24 AM
Or would that just be a really wrong rump roast?

jaus tail
06-07-2016, 09:19 AM
Why so judgmental?:Lecture:

Perscribo
06-07-2016, 09:30 AM
Why is all this alliterative pestilence making me hungry?

Anonymouse
06-07-2016, 05:50 PM
Exactly how suggestible are you?