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hutton1323
12-09-2015, 10:48 PM
So, are you saying you won't vote for Hillary Clinton?

Russ Mars
12-09-2015, 11:26 PM
Are you saying you still believe your vote counts, either way?

Drachen Jager
12-09-2015, 11:40 PM
Isn't that just giving up?

Russ Mars
12-09-2015, 11:50 PM
Isn't it simply accepting reality?

Drachen Jager
12-10-2015, 12:18 AM
If that's the reality, isn't accepting it just asking for things to get worse?

hutton1323
12-10-2015, 12:22 AM
Are you deaf?

Drachen Jager
12-10-2015, 12:34 AM
Are you a Trump supporter?

hutton1323
12-10-2015, 12:51 AM
How could you even ask that?

Drachen Jager
12-10-2015, 12:58 AM
Do I need to do it again, only more slowly this time, so you can watch my fingers move?

hutton1323
12-10-2015, 12:59 AM
Wait, do you hear that?

ErezMA
12-10-2015, 01:07 AM
What's that sound?

hutton1323
12-10-2015, 02:14 AM
Is it who I think it is?

Drachen Jager
12-10-2015, 02:41 AM
That depends, do you think it's Krampus, out to get you after all your bad behavior this year?

hutton1323
12-10-2015, 02:44 AM
How do you know I've been bad?

ErezMA
12-10-2015, 03:16 AM
Well you don't think you're actually good, do you?

Russ Mars
12-10-2015, 03:16 AM
Are you saying you've been good?

ErezMA
12-10-2015, 03:18 AM
Do I hear an echo?
(echo?)

hutton1323
12-10-2015, 03:19 AM
Who are you to say I've been bad?

Russ Mars
12-10-2015, 03:20 AM
Did I say that?

ErezMA
12-10-2015, 03:27 AM
Why do you think us calling you not good means we're calling you bad? Couldn't you just be mediocre?

Russ Mars
12-10-2015, 03:30 AM
Have you seen me at the meetings?

hutton1323
12-10-2015, 03:43 AM
I don't think the word mediocre suits me, wouldn't you agree?

ErezMA
12-10-2015, 03:56 AM
You look familiar. Haven't I seen a picture of you in the dictionary next to the word mediocre?

Drachen Jager
12-10-2015, 04:01 AM
Are you being too generous ErezMA, or are you jealous because you aspire to mediocrity?

Russ Mars
12-10-2015, 04:18 AM
Do you really think Erezma aspires that high?

Drachen Jager
12-10-2015, 04:29 AM
Are we sure he has aspirations at all?

ErezMA
12-10-2015, 04:47 AM
Can I aspire to get some peace and quiet around here?

Drachen Jager
12-10-2015, 04:49 AM
Are you passionate about apathy?

ErezMA
12-10-2015, 04:56 AM
Wouldn't that be contradictory?

Drachen Jager
12-10-2015, 05:01 AM
Is it any more contradictory than asking letters on your screen to be quiet?

Nerdilydone
12-10-2015, 05:07 AM
Haven't you heard of CAPS LOCK?

ErezMA
12-10-2015, 05:07 AM
Hey - do I pay you to talk back to me?

Drachen Jager
12-10-2015, 05:11 AM
Umm... is your ego totally taking over or did you simply not notice she was talking to me?

Yourg
12-10-2015, 06:18 AM
Are you ignoring the possibility she's a size queen when it comes to egos?

Drachen Jager
12-10-2015, 06:20 AM
If she was, wouldn't she be here with me right now?

Oh, hello Nerdily... didn't see you there at first.

Yourg
12-10-2015, 06:24 AM
If he were a queen, wouldn't that make you her handmaiden of love?

Russ Mars
12-10-2015, 06:24 AM
Fuggetaboutit

Yourg
12-10-2015, 06:32 AM
Fuggetaboutit

Foul!

Go to --> penalty box.

Nerdilydone
12-10-2015, 06:50 AM
Don't you know that pointing out a foul is likewise a foul?

Jehhillenberg
12-10-2015, 07:44 AM
What's that foul smell?

ErezMA
12-10-2015, 07:53 AM
Did one of you not use the bathroom in the bathroom?

Jehhillenberg
12-10-2015, 07:55 AM
Did you find something on the floor that belongs in the toilet?

Yourg
12-10-2015, 08:25 AM
Is the toilet my way into the Ministry of Magic?

jaus tail
12-10-2015, 08:36 AM
will you read the graffiti on the toilet walls out loud?

Drachen Jager
12-10-2015, 08:55 AM
Shouldn't your mother's phone number be kept private?

Yourg
12-10-2015, 09:07 AM
Do you want a good time?

jaus tail
12-10-2015, 09:08 AM
aren't you my mother?

Drachen Jager
12-10-2015, 09:17 AM
You don't know?

Russ Mars
12-10-2015, 09:49 AM
Do you think he's an orphan?

jaus tail
12-10-2015, 10:06 AM
like tarzan who lives in the forest and grows super strong?

Drachen Jager
12-10-2015, 11:01 AM
You do know that's just a story, right?

jaus tail
12-10-2015, 12:52 PM
what if it actually happened and was later spread as a story to hide the location of tarzan>

BubbleGumBG
12-10-2015, 06:20 PM
Are Tarzan's parents really also the parents of Anna and Elsa?

hutton1323
12-10-2015, 07:20 PM
How did we get to Frozen?

BubbleGumBG
12-10-2015, 07:25 PM
It is winter, don't you know?

hutton1323
12-10-2015, 07:26 PM
Doesn't that depend on where you live?

CDSinex
12-10-2015, 07:57 PM
Where is it winter now?

Drachen Jager
12-10-2015, 09:10 PM
Isn't it the winter of our discontent?

Russ Mars
12-10-2015, 09:35 PM
What are you discontented about?

Drachen Jager
12-10-2015, 10:03 PM
If it's winter for discontent, wouldn't that mean I'm contented?

Russ Mars
12-10-2015, 10:16 PM
You're not sure?

BubbleGumBG
12-10-2015, 10:23 PM
Is he ever sure?

hutton1323
12-10-2015, 10:25 PM
Is it even possible for him to be sure?

Russ Mars
12-10-2015, 10:36 PM
Are you questioning the possibility or the surety?

Southpaw
12-10-2015, 10:36 PM
What other possibilities are there?

Russ Mars
12-10-2015, 10:39 PM
Would you like me to count them?

hutton1323
12-10-2015, 11:05 PM
You can count?

Drachen Jager
12-10-2015, 11:09 PM
Does he have purple skin and pointy teeth?

BubbleGumBG
12-10-2015, 11:11 PM
Is there a problem with your vision?

Russ Mars
12-10-2015, 11:16 PM
Do you mean hindsight?

Drachen Jager
12-10-2015, 11:40 PM
You can see out of your ass?

BubbleGumBG
12-10-2015, 11:44 PM
Does that have any relation to talking out your ass?

Russ Mars
12-10-2015, 11:45 PM
Isn't that better than having your head up your ass?

Jehhillenberg
12-11-2015, 12:00 AM
Is that like having your head in the clouds?

Drachen Jager
12-11-2015, 12:17 AM
Is your ass in the clouds?

Russ Mars
12-11-2015, 12:19 AM
Why all the interest in my ass?

BubbleGumBG
12-11-2015, 12:31 AM
Aren't there worse things you could have in your ass?

Russ Mars
12-11-2015, 12:38 AM
Are you speaking from experience?

ErezMA
12-11-2015, 02:29 AM
Isn't that a bit rude to ask?

Nymtoc
12-11-2015, 02:42 AM
Isn't rudeness rather routine in this thread?

Drachen Jager
12-11-2015, 02:50 AM
Did you try for that alliteration, or did it come out naturally?

ErezMA
12-11-2015, 02:52 AM
Are you impressed?

Jehhillenberg
12-11-2015, 02:54 AM
Look at his avi, does he look impressed?

Russ Mars
12-11-2015, 02:55 AM
Is that the impression you got?

Jehhillenberg
12-11-2015, 02:58 AM
Are first impressions everything?

hutton1323
12-11-2015, 03:01 AM
Was my first impression great?

Russ Mars
12-11-2015, 03:11 AM
Do you always grab for greatness?

hutton1323
12-11-2015, 03:14 AM
Yes, don't you?

BubbleGumBG
12-11-2015, 03:38 AM
Why grab when you can fondle?

hutton1323
12-11-2015, 03:39 AM
How is she not president right now?

M.S. Wiggins
12-11-2015, 04:22 AM
President of which nation?

ErezMA
12-11-2015, 04:54 AM
Isn't everyone currently posting here from America?

Jehhillenberg
12-11-2015, 05:15 AM
Have you read others' "Location:" area below their avatars?

Drachen Jager
12-11-2015, 05:38 AM
If we're going to play, Where in the World is Jehhillenberg, shouldn't you be wearing a red hat?

ErezMA
12-11-2015, 07:09 AM
Can you say that five times fast?

Drachen Jager
12-11-2015, 07:28 AM
Would that make you happy?

jaus tail
12-11-2015, 10:50 AM
will that make you vanish?

Steve Coate
12-11-2015, 11:22 AM
Isn't there a cream for that?

Yourg
12-11-2015, 01:03 PM
Aren't you concerned about endocrine disruptors?

ErezMA
12-11-2015, 07:33 PM
What are those?

hutton1323
12-11-2015, 07:34 PM
Does anyone know?

Nymtoc
12-11-2015, 07:42 PM
If they know, would they tell?

BubbleGumBG
12-11-2015, 07:43 PM
Can anyone around here really keep a secret?

hutton1323
12-11-2015, 07:56 PM
Why would you want to keep a secret?

Jehhillenberg
12-11-2015, 08:50 PM
To find out who you can trust?

Russ Mars
12-11-2015, 08:58 PM
Who you can trust with what?

Nymtoc
12-11-2015, 08:59 PM
Isn't everybody trustworthy here?

Jehhillenberg
12-11-2015, 09:03 PM
It isn't too early for these games, is it?

Russ Mars
12-11-2015, 09:09 PM
Doesn't that depend on your timezone?

hutton1323
12-11-2015, 09:14 PM
What time zone are you in?

Jehhillenberg
12-11-2015, 09:15 PM
Should I have added on "for you" to my last question?

Russ Mars
12-11-2015, 09:16 PM
Would that have suited you better?

Jehhillenberg
12-11-2015, 09:17 PM
How do you know I'm in a suit?

Russ Mars
12-11-2015, 09:19 PM
Don't you just hate hidden cameras?

Jehhillenberg
12-11-2015, 09:24 PM
Have I been caught on candid camera?

Russ Mars
12-11-2015, 09:32 PM
Do you think that's a great opportunity for an audition?

Jehhillenberg
12-11-2015, 09:35 PM
What you do YOU think?! Did I give a good show?

hutton1323
12-11-2015, 09:36 PM
Why don't you ask Obama?

Nymtoc
12-11-2015, 09:55 PM
Wouldn't it make more sense to ask Trump?

Jehhillenberg
12-11-2015, 10:03 PM
Must you bring depressing news this early on?

Nymtoc
12-11-2015, 10:05 PM
Do you mean you find the Donald depressing? :roll:

Jehhillenberg
12-11-2015, 10:07 PM
Do you know I'm glad you find that funny, Nymtoc?


(While I weep :( )

Drachen Jager
12-11-2015, 10:21 PM
Anyone need to crash in my spare room once he's elected?

Nymtoc
12-11-2015, 10:25 PM
If I do, will the Donald let me come back into the US?

ErezMA
12-11-2015, 10:29 PM
Depends, do you differ at all from a rich white man?

BubbleGumBG
12-11-2015, 10:40 PM
Can't you tell by looking at me?

Jehhillenberg
12-11-2015, 10:41 PM
Could you loan me a million bucks?

BubbleGumBG
12-11-2015, 11:20 PM
You don't want any does?

Russ Mars
12-12-2015, 12:07 AM
What does that mean translated to English?

Southpaw
12-12-2015, 12:26 AM
Why are you so curious?

Russ Mars
12-12-2015, 12:27 AM
How do you learn things?

Drachen Jager
12-12-2015, 12:28 AM
Do you think he's confused about the difference between "does" and "does"?

Russ Mars
12-12-2015, 12:29 AM
Aren't you going to explain it?

BubbleGumBG
12-12-2015, 12:32 AM
You're not a hunter, are you?

ErezMA
12-12-2015, 12:36 AM
Hunter of what? Birds? Chicken? People?

Russ Mars
12-12-2015, 12:38 AM
Would you be surprised if I told you I used to hunt people?

Drachen Jager
12-12-2015, 12:48 AM
What about does?

Russ Mars
12-12-2015, 12:56 AM
Why would I want to shoot illegal game?

Southpaw
12-12-2015, 01:22 AM
Would you rather club it?

Drachen Jager
12-12-2015, 01:28 AM
Does Russ think we're talking about gambling outside of Nevada?

M.S. Wiggins
12-12-2015, 03:03 AM
Are you rolling dice on the casino boat again?

Drachen Jager
12-12-2015, 03:08 AM
Wouldn't it be a safer bet than this whole writer thing?

M.S. Wiggins
12-12-2015, 03:48 AM
How good are you at picking the winning numbers?

Russ Mars
12-12-2015, 04:39 AM
Can't you count on what you find in the newspaper...the next day?

ErezMA
12-12-2015, 05:19 AM
Do they even make newspapers anymore?

CDSinex
12-12-2015, 05:23 AM
Don't people still need them to line their bird cages?

jaus tail
12-12-2015, 09:21 AM
do birds read newspapers?

Jehhillenberg
12-12-2015, 09:54 AM
Do you read news in papers?

Drachen Jager
12-12-2015, 10:12 AM
Isn't it easier to just tune in Fox news?

Nerdilydone
12-12-2015, 10:44 AM
What's that smell?

Yourg
12-12-2015, 01:03 PM
Is something burning?

jaus tail
12-12-2015, 05:56 PM
are we talking about dreams, health, and innocence?

Southpaw
12-12-2015, 07:50 PM
Or are we talkin' nightmares, illness, and the guilty?

BubbleGumBG
12-12-2015, 08:32 PM
Or did someone burn dinner again?

jaus tail
12-12-2015, 08:40 PM
how can ice-cream burn?

Drachen Jager
12-12-2015, 09:05 PM
Have you never made ice cream?

Russ Mars
12-12-2015, 10:06 PM
What's your favorite flavor?

Drachen Jager
12-12-2015, 10:23 PM
Of ice cream, or in general?

Russ Mars
12-12-2015, 10:25 PM
From the context, what do you think?

jaus tail
12-12-2015, 10:50 PM
why do you want my mind to work out?

Russ Mars
12-12-2015, 10:54 PM
Is thinking too much to ask, or is it just something this generation rejects as old school?

Drachen Jager
12-12-2015, 11:34 PM
Isn't your version of "old school" still pretty amazed about the harnessing of fire?

BubbleGumBG
12-12-2015, 11:55 PM
Harnesses are pretty amazing, aren't they?

Russ Mars
12-12-2015, 11:57 PM
Do you always wear a harness?

Jehhillenberg
12-13-2015, 12:19 AM
Safety first, right?

Russ Mars
12-13-2015, 12:30 AM
What's worse, what you may fall out of, or what you may fall into?

M.S. Wiggins
12-13-2015, 02:33 AM
Where are the other options?

c) both a and b
d) none of the above
e) Who farted?

Drachen Jager
12-13-2015, 02:43 AM
Did you hear of the racehorse named Hoof Hearted?

Russ Mars
12-13-2015, 02:45 AM
Did he win?

M.S. Wiggins
12-13-2015, 02:54 AM
Wasn't it rigged?

Drachen Jager
12-13-2015, 03:40 AM
Are you talking about Florida in 2000?

CDSinex
12-13-2015, 05:32 AM
Spring Break?

Drachen Jager
12-13-2015, 05:44 AM
Are you suggesting the reason you didn't get any action in the most hormone-drenched, target-rich environment on Earth was that someone rigged a whole state against you?

BubbleGumBG
12-13-2015, 07:46 AM
How do you know he didn't get any action?

Russ Mars
12-13-2015, 08:49 AM
Would you be satisfied with video proof he did?

Drachen Jager
12-13-2015, 09:03 AM
Can't video be doctored?

Jehhillenberg
12-13-2015, 10:22 AM
Hm, have you edited video footage of yourself?

BubbleGumBG
12-13-2015, 06:39 PM
Are you suggesting his videos were altered?

Drachen Jager
12-13-2015, 09:41 PM
Are you suggesting that objects in the video are larger than they appear?

CDSinex
12-14-2015, 12:32 AM
Does your wishing make it so?

Russ Mars
12-14-2015, 12:44 AM
You don't believe in positive thinking?

Southpaw
12-14-2015, 01:24 AM
Isn't positive thinking passť?

Drachen Jager
12-14-2015, 01:42 AM
Are French words back in vogue in the US now, or do people down south still say "freedom fries"?

BubbleGumBG
12-14-2015, 03:41 AM
Do southerners also call it "freedom kissing"?

CDSinex
12-14-2015, 04:42 AM
Is that like free-love back in the 1960s.

molly brant
12-14-2015, 05:15 AM
When did you have to start paying for it?

Drachen Jager
12-14-2015, 07:56 AM
When did you start charging?

Jehhillenberg
12-14-2015, 08:30 AM
When someone brought sexy back?


(because it left?) :roll:

Yourg
12-14-2015, 09:01 AM
Where did they find sexy hiding after all this time?

Drachen Jager
12-14-2015, 09:50 AM
Don't you know I've been here the whole time?

Russ Mars
12-14-2015, 10:43 AM
And you scared it away?

jaus tail
12-14-2015, 02:54 PM
does it need some moral support?

hutton1323
12-14-2015, 07:12 PM
Anyone interested in giving me five grand?

Nymtoc
12-14-2015, 07:19 PM
Five grand what?

hutton1323
12-14-2015, 07:20 PM
Dollars?

Southpaw
12-14-2015, 07:27 PM
Are we talking sand dollars?

hutton1323
12-14-2015, 07:28 PM
Do those have any real value?

ErezMA
12-14-2015, 08:07 PM
Do they only have real value in episodes of Sponge Bob Square Pants?

Drachen Jager
12-14-2015, 08:11 PM
Aren't you a little old to binge watch Sponge Bob Square Pants?

jaus tail
12-14-2015, 08:39 PM
haven't you heard:
'we dont stop playing cause we age but it's the other way around'?

Drachen Jager
12-14-2015, 10:30 PM
If that's true then why is Mr. Rogers dead?

BubbleGumBG
12-14-2015, 10:41 PM
Perhaps he wasn't doing it right?

hutton1323
12-14-2015, 10:56 PM
Doing what right?

Russ Mars
12-14-2015, 10:58 PM
Can't you keep up?

hutton1323
12-14-2015, 11:01 PM
How can I with all the noise in the background?

BubbleGumBG
12-14-2015, 11:06 PM
Are you easily distracted?

ErezMA
12-14-2015, 11:12 PM
Sorry - did you say something?

Russ Mars
12-14-2015, 11:14 PM
What's the matter, have your headphones on?

Drachen Jager
12-14-2015, 11:33 PM
Don't you think he's just ignoring you?

ErezMA
12-14-2015, 11:39 PM
*snapping along to the music on the headphones* What is love? (Baby, don't hurt me.)

hutton1323
12-14-2015, 11:40 PM
What kind of music is that?

ErezMA
12-14-2015, 11:41 PM
What - you don't like 90s R&B?

hutton1323
12-14-2015, 11:58 PM
Please, don't you know country is the bomb diggety?

Russ Mars
12-14-2015, 11:59 PM
Did you really just say that?

hutton1323
12-15-2015, 12:00 AM
What? Don't like how I roll?

Russ Mars
12-15-2015, 12:03 AM
Did I say I don't like it?

hutton1323
12-15-2015, 12:05 AM
I don't know, did you?

Russ Mars
12-15-2015, 12:11 AM
Do you really expect me to remember something that happened minutes ago?

hutton1323
12-15-2015, 12:12 AM
Do you expect me to know the answer to that?

Russ Mars
12-15-2015, 12:13 AM
Are you capable of an educated guess?

hutton1323
12-15-2015, 12:16 AM
Is that a trick question?

Russ Mars
12-15-2015, 12:17 AM
Do you think it's too tricky to answer?

hutton1323
12-15-2015, 12:19 AM
Do you see that squirrel?

molly brant
12-15-2015, 01:26 AM
Did you say hello to my little friend?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ea/a3/8f/eaa38fd9ec6fe77225b922d695552ae0.jpg

Drachen Jager
12-15-2015, 01:55 AM
Doesn't he belong in Query Letter Hell?

Southpaw
12-15-2015, 02:21 AM
Don't all queries go to heaven?

Drachen Jager
12-15-2015, 02:44 AM
If they go to heaven, then why are the responses so painful?

molly brant
12-15-2015, 03:33 AM
Did you mix up angels and agents again?

Drachen Jager
12-15-2015, 03:49 AM
Could they be hell's angels?

molly brant
12-15-2015, 05:11 AM
Were they riding motorcycles?

Drachen Jager
12-15-2015, 05:15 AM
Wouldn't most literary agents look decidedly out of place astride a Harley?

CDSinex
12-15-2015, 05:50 AM
I'm sorry, did you say, "Farley", as in Farley Mowat?

molly brant
12-15-2015, 05:59 AM
Did you hear the parlay about Farley eating barley while riding his Harley with Charlie?

Drachen Jager
12-15-2015, 06:27 AM
Did you know Farley Mowat was barred from entering the United States?

molly brant
12-15-2015, 07:08 AM
Why?

Drachen Jager
12-15-2015, 08:27 AM
Don't you know they called him a communist sympathizer?

jaus tail
12-15-2015, 11:03 AM
do they even know the spelling of C.S?

Yourg
12-15-2015, 11:41 AM
Would they be better off if they did?

ErezMA
12-15-2015, 04:47 PM
Can't we talk about something better - like Haddaway's Baby Don't Hurt Me?

BubbleGumBG
12-15-2015, 05:30 PM
What is love?

ErezMA
12-15-2015, 06:35 PM
What is love?

Are you quoting the song or do you want to get into the definition of the ultimate power?

hutton1323
12-15-2015, 07:16 PM
What are those!?

CDSinex
12-15-2015, 08:51 PM
Does he mean infinity to the infinite power?

Drachen Jager
12-15-2015, 09:06 PM
Do you mean Real Ultimate Power?

http://images.booksense.com/images/693/525/9780806525693.jpg

Russ Mars
12-15-2015, 09:16 PM
Do you think they could fix the mess in the U.S.?

Nymtoc
12-15-2015, 09:30 PM
Do you think anyone could?

Drachen Jager
12-15-2015, 09:31 PM
Don't you think a few thousand carefully targeted ninja assassinations would go a long way?

Russ Mars
12-15-2015, 09:32 PM
Don't you think they should start in D.C.?

Drachen Jager
12-15-2015, 09:40 PM
You know the NSA is monitoring this conversation, right?

Russ Mars
12-15-2015, 09:43 PM
Do you think I give a flying f**k?