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ErezMA
09-30-2015, 06:17 AM
DID SOMEONE JUST MAKE A STATEMENT IN THE QUESTION THREAD?!

Russ Mars
09-30-2015, 06:25 AM
Do you doubt what you saw?

ErezMA
09-30-2015, 06:36 AM
Do you doubt what you saw?

Are you genuinely doubting my ability to see, my ability to pay attention or are you just intending to insult me?

Pony.
09-30-2015, 06:57 AM
Wouldn't nymtoc dancing scare you? Does that not sound terrifying?

Nymtoc
09-30-2015, 07:27 AM
Isn't my dancing actually quite awe-inspiring?

Pony.
09-30-2015, 08:54 AM
Is that what someone told you?

Nymtoc
09-30-2015, 12:11 PM
Didn't I hear it from the magic mirror on the wall?

Yourg
09-30-2015, 12:33 PM
Oh...does the "magic" mirror speak to you often?

Nymtoc
09-30-2015, 01:54 PM
Don't I consult it every morning?

Pony.
09-30-2015, 06:34 PM
Where's the party? ( My wife is out of town)

Nymtoc
09-30-2015, 08:00 PM
Didn't Erez tell you?

Pony.
09-30-2015, 08:16 PM
You told Erez, but not me?

ErezMA
09-30-2015, 11:28 PM
Maybe you didn't know that it's not that I know where the party is, but rather that I AM the party?

Pony.
10-01-2015, 12:34 AM
Was that a question or a statement with a question mark at the end?

M.S. Wiggins
10-01-2015, 01:32 AM
May I approach the bench, Judge Pony?

Pony.
10-01-2015, 02:13 AM
whadda ya want?

Nymtoc
10-01-2015, 02:21 AM
Is that any way for a judge to speak?

Russ Mars
10-01-2015, 02:32 AM
He's not taking this seriously, is he?

Pony.
10-01-2015, 02:34 AM
What do I ever take seriously?

CDSinex
10-01-2015, 03:41 AM
Shouldn't you be asking yourself?

Pony.
10-01-2015, 04:05 AM
Too tough a question for you?

Russ Mars
10-01-2015, 05:40 AM
Must this be argued?

Nymtoc
10-01-2015, 05:45 AM
Shouldn't it at least be questioned?

Yourg
10-01-2015, 11:22 AM
Even if we're in Florida?

jaus tail
10-01-2015, 12:15 PM
is there some get-together at Florida?

Pony.
10-01-2015, 02:50 PM
Why would anyone go to Florida?

Nymtoc
10-01-2015, 02:56 PM
To watch coastal floods as the ocean level rises?

Pony.
10-01-2015, 03:07 PM
You know why so many people retire in Florida?

ShannonR.
10-01-2015, 03:17 PM
Are you really asking or is this the start of a riddle?

Russ Mars
10-01-2015, 07:54 PM
Either one would be asking, wouldn't it?

CDSinex
10-01-2015, 08:29 PM
But, wouldn't the answers be different?

Russ Mars
10-01-2015, 09:20 PM
Do we want things different around here?

CDSinex
10-01-2015, 10:55 PM
What difference would it make?

Russ Mars
10-01-2015, 11:07 PM
Do you think it will be the same?

M.S. Wiggins
10-02-2015, 12:26 AM
What's wrong with sameness?

Pony.
10-02-2015, 01:40 AM
You don't find samness boring?

Russ Mars
10-02-2015, 03:07 AM
Are you promoting change for the sake of change?

CDSinex
10-02-2015, 03:09 AM
Do you have any spare change?

Russ Mars
10-02-2015, 03:22 AM
What, do you think I was going to toss some away because it was extra?

Yourg
10-02-2015, 10:31 AM
Wouldn't you feel better about yourself?

Nymtoc
10-02-2015, 05:28 PM
Better than what?

Russ Mars
10-02-2015, 08:26 PM
Is he suggesting I buy my way to salvation?

CDSinex
10-02-2015, 08:43 PM
Isn't that what televangelists preach?

Russ Mars
10-02-2015, 08:55 PM
Are they the ones appointed by god to decide these things?

Nymtoc
10-02-2015, 09:00 PM
Need you ask?

ShannonR.
10-02-2015, 09:22 PM
Do you really care?

CDSinex
10-02-2015, 09:29 PM
If he didn't care, would he have asked?

M.S. Wiggins
10-02-2015, 09:51 PM
Or did he just feel obligated to follow the rules?

Russ Mars
10-02-2015, 09:53 PM
What rules?

M.S. Wiggins
10-02-2015, 10:01 PM
Didn't you read page 1?

Russ Mars
10-02-2015, 10:07 PM
We're supposed to read that stuff?

ErezMA
10-02-2015, 10:58 PM
Are you trying to be an outlaw?

M.S. Wiggins
10-03-2015, 01:05 AM
Why aren't you cuffing him yet?

ErezMA
10-03-2015, 01:11 AM
I've got my rights, don't I?

Nymtoc
10-03-2015, 01:17 AM
What if they infringe on our rights?

ErezMA
10-03-2015, 02:50 AM
Don't they realize ' THIS IS MURICA?'

Russ Mars
10-03-2015, 02:56 AM
Don't you realize not everyone on this site is 'Murican?'

CDSinex
10-03-2015, 03:25 AM
Muri comes in cans, too?

Nymtoc
10-03-2015, 03:37 AM
Are you talking about Bill Muri?

Russ Mars
10-03-2015, 03:38 AM
Hey, are you cracking wise?

CDSinex
10-03-2015, 03:45 AM
Are you referring to the old minstrel song, "Nymmy Crack Corn"?

Russ Mars
10-03-2015, 04:05 AM
Are you trying to crack me up?

ErezMA
10-03-2015, 04:54 AM
Is it hard to crack you up?

ShannonR.
10-03-2015, 08:36 AM
Weren't you pretty cracked up already?

CDSinex
10-03-2015, 10:10 AM
What's with all the crack heads on this thread.

Nymtoc
10-03-2015, 10:18 AM
Should we crack their heads together?

Matera the Mad
10-04-2015, 07:35 AM
What makes you think I'll share that little pleasure?

Nymtoc
10-04-2015, 08:19 AM
Don't you enjoy slapstick comedy?

Pony.
10-04-2015, 10:30 AM
Doesn't everyone?

jaus tail
10-04-2015, 10:45 AM
what will happen to 'em all if slapstick comedy dies?

Russ Mars
10-04-2015, 07:18 PM
What makes you think people will stop enjoying that?

CDSinex
10-05-2015, 03:05 AM
What makes you think people enjoy it now?

Nymtoc
10-05-2015, 03:17 AM
Don't they laugh?

CDSinex
10-05-2015, 03:37 AM
With you, or at you?

molly brant
10-05-2015, 03:45 AM
Does it matter?

Russ Mars
10-05-2015, 04:34 AM
Are you proud of your apathy?

molly brant
10-05-2015, 04:46 AM
Does a duck quack?

Nymtoc
10-05-2015, 05:55 AM
Are you referring to any duck or one duck in particular?

molly brant
10-05-2015, 06:11 AM
Do you have a particular duck in mind?

CDSinex
10-05-2015, 08:11 AM
If a duck swimming on a pond quacks, and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

ShannonR.
10-05-2015, 09:03 AM
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

molly brant
10-05-2015, 05:57 PM
Does it depend upon whether the man is speaking to trees, animals or other men?

Russ Mars
10-05-2015, 07:32 PM
Why would the man want to talk to trees?

molly brant
10-05-2015, 07:36 PM
Is there another way to communicate with the spirits that live in trees?

Russ Mars
10-05-2015, 07:42 PM
Are they friendly spirits?

Nymtoc
10-05-2015, 08:42 PM
Doesn't that depend on the species of tree?

Russ Mars
10-05-2015, 08:56 PM
Do you think spirits have a preference?

Nymtoc
10-05-2015, 09:13 PM
Well, would spirits in a prickly pine be the same as spirits in a weeping willow?

molly brant
10-05-2015, 09:47 PM
Do the spirits live on in wooden furniture?

Russ Mars
10-05-2015, 09:49 PM
Would those trees be best for constructing pews?

CDSinex
10-05-2015, 10:49 PM
Why, does the wood have an odor?

Russ Mars
10-05-2015, 10:58 PM
Should environmentalists stop opposing the application of deodorant under the limbs?

ErezMA
10-06-2015, 12:16 AM
Do you think they would stop if met with logic?

molly brant
10-06-2015, 12:21 AM
Aren't humans motivated more by passion than logic?

Russ Mars
10-06-2015, 12:24 AM
Don't you think that depends on the person?

molly brant
10-06-2015, 12:55 AM
Is not what all humans call logic actually born of what we desire to be logical and thus born of passion, not logic?

ErezMA
10-06-2015, 01:12 AM
Why must this be so philosophical? Can't we talk about cool stuff like Talladega Nights?

molly brant
10-06-2015, 02:30 AM
What about Talladega Nights?

ErezMA
10-06-2015, 02:35 AM
Doesn't it kick ass?

molly brant
10-06-2015, 03:16 AM
Don't you think Nights in White Satin kicks ass better?

Russ Mars
10-06-2015, 03:26 AM
Why does it have to be about kicking ass?

ErezMA
10-06-2015, 03:31 AM
Why does it have to be about kicking ass?

I'm taking it no one enjoys your sense in movies, right?

CDSinex
10-06-2015, 03:33 AM
Would you rather kick the bucket?

Russ Mars
10-06-2015, 04:29 AM
Is that on your bucket list?

molly brant
10-06-2015, 04:29 AM
Are you calling me a cow?

ErezMA
10-06-2015, 04:30 AM
Do people in India worship you?

molly brant
10-06-2015, 04:31 AM
Do cows have bucket lists or do they just kick buckets?

Russ Mars
10-06-2015, 05:19 AM
Do they even care about such things?

molly brant
10-06-2015, 05:36 AM
How can you tell what moooves a cow?

CDSinex
10-06-2015, 08:03 AM
Aren't you milking this cow thing?

Russ Mars
10-06-2015, 08:08 AM
Or is the thing milking the cow?

molly brant
10-06-2015, 08:12 AM
Have you got an udder thing we should milk?

CDSinex
10-06-2015, 08:34 AM
Could we please steer this thread in another direction?

Russ Mars
10-06-2015, 08:39 AM
How did I get roped into this?

Nymtoc
10-06-2015, 08:59 AM
Are you on the horns of a dilemma now?

Russ Mars
10-06-2015, 08:24 PM
Are you going off in a huff?

Nymtoc
10-06-2015, 08:47 PM
I don't have a huff. Do you know where I can buy one?

CDSinex
10-06-2015, 09:24 PM
Is that like buying a vowel?

Russ Mars
10-06-2015, 10:47 PM
How much do vowels cost?

ErezMA
10-06-2015, 11:09 PM
Are they cheaper if you buy them in bulk?

Russ Mars
10-06-2015, 11:10 PM
Can you get package deals with consonants?

CDSinex
10-07-2015, 01:14 AM
Do you want it FedExed overnight?

Russ Mars
10-07-2015, 01:27 AM
Why do you think they call them letters?

Nymtoc
10-07-2015, 01:34 AM
Is there an extra charge for punctuation marks?

Russ Mars
10-07-2015, 02:09 AM
Haven't you heard of the periodic fee?

M.S. Wiggins
10-07-2015, 02:17 AM
If I say I haven't, are you gonna spend an hour explaining it?

Russ Mars
10-07-2015, 02:23 AM
Don't you thirst for knowledge?

Nymtoc
10-07-2015, 02:26 AM
Is a thirst for knowledge different from a hunger for knowledge?

Russ Mars
10-07-2015, 03:31 AM
If there's a difference, is it important?

Nymtoc
10-07-2015, 04:43 AM
Is a glass of wine different from a slab of bacon?

CDSinex
10-07-2015, 05:56 AM
That said, they do go well together, don't you think?

ErezMA
10-07-2015, 06:01 AM
Wouldn't it depend on the kind of wine?

Russ Mars
10-07-2015, 06:22 AM
If you're depending on wine, are you an alcoholic?

ErezMA
10-07-2015, 11:15 PM
Don't alcoholics go to meetings?

CDSinex
10-07-2015, 11:36 PM
Can't you meet with a lot of alcoholics in a bar?

ErezMA
10-07-2015, 11:41 PM
Couldn't you consider a group of alcoholics meeting each other in a bar a meeting?

Russ Mars
10-08-2015, 12:06 AM
Doesn't that really depend on the type of meeting.

Nymtoc
10-08-2015, 12:12 AM
How many types of meeting can really be defined as "meetings"?

Russ Mars
10-08-2015, 12:24 AM
Are we really supposed to try to make sense of that?

Nymtoc
10-08-2015, 12:28 AM
Would it hurt to try?

Russ Mars
10-08-2015, 01:16 AM
Would you be surprised if I told you I tried, and it was extremely painful?

ErezMA
10-08-2015, 01:45 AM
Do you really expect me to answer that seriously, since my last recollection of you trying to do something that ended in pain was counting to five?

CDSinex
10-08-2015, 05:55 AM
What's so special about the number five?

Nymtoc
10-08-2015, 07:45 AM
Isn't it the only number that comes after 4 and before 6?

jaus tail
10-08-2015, 09:45 AM
What about 4.1 and all those numbers that come from decimal community?

Yourg
10-08-2015, 11:41 AM
Shouldn't they just wait their turn?

Russ Mars
10-08-2015, 08:33 PM
Don't the numbers need to be rounded in order to turn?

Nymtoc
10-08-2015, 09:01 PM
What would happen to square roots?

Russ Mars
10-08-2015, 09:55 PM
As long as they are watered regularly, won't they continue to grow?

CDSinex
10-09-2015, 12:00 AM
Will that ensure a bumper crop?

ErezMA
10-09-2015, 12:12 AM
...Why do I even bother?

Russ Mars
10-09-2015, 12:15 AM
Are you disenchanted?

ErezMA
10-09-2015, 12:21 AM
Disenchanted? Did you think I came to AW to find my Prince Charming?

Matera the Mad
10-09-2015, 12:36 AM
Did the Prince leave prints?

Nymtoc
10-09-2015, 12:38 AM
Isn't Prince Charming really just a department-store mannequin that can talk?

Matera the Mad
10-09-2015, 01:30 AM
Isn't Prince Charming better known for applications of the mouth other than talking?

ErezMA
10-09-2015, 01:58 AM
What do you mean by that?

Russ Mars
10-09-2015, 03:03 AM
What do you think it meant?

JetFueledCar
10-09-2015, 03:22 AM
Didn't I ask you first?

Russ Mars
10-09-2015, 03:49 AM
Did you? Where?

JetFueledCar
10-09-2015, 04:03 AM
Can't you look for yourself?

ErezMA
10-09-2015, 04:08 AM
Are you all so lazy that you'd rather question others and playing semantics than just taking the two seconds to find the answer yourself?

JetFueledCar
10-09-2015, 04:28 AM
Wait, wasn't it you​ who asked the question?

Russ Mars
10-09-2015, 05:31 AM
Aren't you sure who last asked the question?

Nymtoc
10-09-2015, 06:31 AM
When are we going to stop playing these silly games and get down to business?

ErezMA
10-09-2015, 06:40 AM
Who's here stopping you?

CDSinex
10-09-2015, 09:10 AM
Are we ever going to get a straight answer on this thread?

ShannonR.
10-09-2015, 09:13 AM
Is a straight answer really what you want?

Russ Mars
10-09-2015, 08:21 PM
Can you give an example of a crooked answer?

Nymtoc
10-09-2015, 08:53 PM
You mean like "I didn't have my hand in the cookie jar"?

Russ Mars
10-09-2015, 09:03 PM
Do you think that's sufficient?

Nymtoc
10-09-2015, 09:11 PM
How about "That wasn't my baseball that broke your window"?

Russ Mars
10-09-2015, 09:32 PM
Would it surprise you that I really can buy that?

Nymtoc
10-09-2015, 09:44 PM
Is it because that may--just may--be an answer you might--just might--have used--years ago--yourself?

CDSinex
10-09-2015, 10:34 PM
Do you have a specific time frame in mind?

sprogspasser
10-09-2015, 10:47 PM
Doesn't Time frame us all in the end?

ErezMA
10-09-2015, 11:19 PM
But isn't your beauty so alluring that it transcends both time and space?

sprogspasser
10-09-2015, 11:52 PM
Isn't all beauty in the eye of the beholder and all time and space only relative?

ErezMA
10-10-2015, 12:14 AM
Not just going to accept my compliment, are ya?

sprogspasser
10-10-2015, 12:36 AM
Was that one of those transcendental compliments?

ErezMA
10-10-2015, 01:11 AM
I should retract my compliment if you're going to act this way, shouldn't I?

sprogspasser
10-10-2015, 02:00 AM
Do all your compliments come with a string attached that you can pull to retract them?

ErezMA
10-10-2015, 03:37 AM
You can never be too cautious, can you?

CDSinex
10-10-2015, 12:02 PM
So now it's, 'You can never be too rich, too thin. or too cautious'?

sprogspasser
10-10-2015, 01:21 PM
Isn't caution the better part of boredom?

Russ Mars
10-10-2015, 08:06 PM
Isn't boredom just failure to engage brain?

jaus tail
10-10-2015, 09:29 PM
isn't it safer to be bored rather than drive under influence or have anonymous sex or do something stupid just to get the kick?

Russ Mars
10-10-2015, 09:34 PM
Isn't always doing the safe thing a pretty sad way to live life?

jaus tail
10-10-2015, 09:54 PM
what's sad about playing a board game with loved ones or sitting around a camp fire with buddies?

Russ Mars
10-10-2015, 10:33 PM
Do you think sitting around a camp fire is completely without risk?

Matera the Mad
10-10-2015, 10:56 PM
Yeah, what about sparks, and don't bears and serial killers lurk in the woods?

Russ Mars
10-10-2015, 11:21 PM
If you don't fit a serial killer's victim profile, isn't it pointless to let them worry you?

Nymtoc
10-10-2015, 11:30 PM
Aren't there enough serial killers out there to cover just about every victim profile?

Pony.
10-11-2015, 01:10 AM
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?

Russ Mars
10-11-2015, 01:18 AM
Yeah? Did you ever see "The Grey?"

sprogspasser
10-11-2015, 02:10 AM
Isn't grey the colour of boredom?

Russ Mars
10-11-2015, 03:00 AM
Would it explain things better if you noted that, coincidentally, your bedroom is the same color as boredom?

CDSinex
10-11-2015, 08:27 AM
And you would know that how?

Nymtoc
10-11-2015, 09:52 AM
Maybe sprogspasser took a selfie in that bedroom, and Russ Mars saw it, and that's how he knows what color sprogspasser's bedroom is, or something?

Russ Mars
10-11-2015, 09:59 AM
You know how they say that once it's out on the internet...?

jaus tail
10-11-2015, 11:03 AM
when did the say this?

sprogspasser
10-11-2015, 12:30 PM
Can anyone say what was said when when it is said that there is nothing new under the sun, not even this?

Nymtoc
10-11-2015, 12:54 PM
Can't there be something new not under the sun--on a cloudy day, for instance?

Russ Mars
10-11-2015, 07:42 PM
But can't you still get sunburned, even on a cloudy day?

jaus tail
10-11-2015, 09:00 PM
do the clouds release some lightning bolts?

Pony.
10-12-2015, 12:20 AM
Who told you clouds held lightning bolts?

Russ Mars
10-12-2015, 12:57 AM
Do you think lightning bolts are held in the clouds like threaded bolts in bins at the hardware store?

Nymtoc
10-12-2015, 02:57 AM
Aren't threaded bolts kept in the same bins with needles and thread at the sewing supplies store?

Pony.
10-12-2015, 03:15 AM
Why is it always lightning bolts? What about the lightning nuts?

Russ Mars
10-12-2015, 05:23 AM
Can't you find that by looking in the mirror?

jaus tail
10-12-2015, 03:19 PM
what if the mirror is buzy?

Russ Mars
10-12-2015, 05:43 PM
So you think mirrors buzz, or did you mean "busy?"

Nymtoc
10-12-2015, 07:13 PM
Is that any of your buzness?

Russ Mars
10-12-2015, 07:43 PM
Did you think it wuzn't?

sprogspasser
10-12-2015, 08:34 PM
Wouldn't you like to know what we think?

Nymtoc
10-12-2015, 08:54 PM
Is knowing what you think worth our time?

sprogspasser
10-12-2015, 08:58 PM
Don't you think calling time yours is a bit presumptous?

Russ Mars
10-12-2015, 09:34 PM
Don't you think time is on my side?

Nymtoc
10-12-2015, 09:57 PM
If it's on your side, why doesn't it show in your avatar?

ErezMA
10-12-2015, 11:17 PM
Is that a requirement?

Nymtoc
10-13-2015, 02:40 AM
Isn't it customary?

M.S. Wiggins
10-13-2015, 03:33 AM
Should we revolt?

Pony.
10-13-2015, 04:25 AM
Did you think we find you revolting?

ErezMA
10-13-2015, 04:30 AM
Woah - what's with that blatant attack?

Pony.
10-13-2015, 04:36 AM
Would I do something like that?

Nymtoc
10-13-2015, 04:51 AM
Can you prove that you wouldn't?

CDSinex
10-13-2015, 08:12 AM
Couldn't you just take him at his word?

jaus tail
10-13-2015, 09:06 AM
where do you want to take him?

sprogspasser
10-13-2015, 04:02 PM
Isn't bed the usual place?

jaus tail
10-13-2015, 07:21 PM
what if someone has peed on it?

sprogspasser
10-13-2015, 07:56 PM
Is toilet humour your highest expression?

CDSinex
10-13-2015, 08:33 PM
I'm confused. Is highest expression the stuff you say or write when you're stoned?

ErezMA
10-13-2015, 11:27 PM
Are you accusing him or being a druggy?

sprogspasser
10-14-2015, 03:13 AM
Is he so wrong?

M.S. Wiggins
10-14-2015, 03:29 AM
Which he are we talking about—Pony?

sprogspasser
10-14-2015, 03:33 AM
Aren't we supposed to respond to the comment above?

M.S. Wiggins
10-14-2015, 03:54 AM
Are you Sergeant Above Comment?

ErezMA
10-14-2015, 03:56 AM
Are you Sergeant Above Comment?

How did he get the promotion?

M.S. Wiggins
10-14-2015, 04:12 AM
You think he made a deal with Colonel Casting-Couch?

ErezMA
10-14-2015, 04:13 AM
You think he made a deal with Colonel Casting-Couch?

What? You think he got it from Private Planning?

M.S. Wiggins
10-14-2015, 04:17 AM
Did he miss his Planned Parenthood appointment?

ErezMA
10-14-2015, 04:20 AM
Do you think I'm his doctor?

M.S. Wiggins
10-14-2015, 04:26 AM
Isn't that a colonoscopy camera in your hand?

ErezMA
10-14-2015, 04:45 AM
I can't just play a doctor on TV?

Nymtoc
10-14-2015, 07:12 AM
Are you planning on doing a colonoscopy selfie?

CDSinex
10-14-2015, 09:39 AM
Is he using an iPhone 6?

ShannonR.
10-14-2015, 09:44 AM
Why would that matter?

Yourg
10-14-2015, 11:51 AM
Doesn't the iPhone 6 come with that app?

sprogspasser
10-14-2015, 12:07 PM
Is that your excuse? That it came with the territory?

Yourg
10-14-2015, 12:11 PM
Is that a double entendre?