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ErezMA
09-11-2015, 02:03 AM
What, you think they're mad because someone someone left the toilet seat up?

M.S. Wiggins
09-11-2015, 02:43 AM
Which one of you lazies forgot to replace the toilet roll?

Pony.
09-11-2015, 02:49 AM
With her around you guys didn't put up the new roll of treaty paper?

ErezMA
09-11-2015, 02:57 AM
Do you assume everyone's lived with a lady before?

Pony.
09-11-2015, 02:59 AM
You really are new, aren't you?

ErezMA
09-11-2015, 04:39 AM
As opposed to old? Like you don't see grey hairs on me?

Pony.
09-11-2015, 06:10 AM
You think gray hair has anything to do with a woman beating you for poor bathroom etiquette?

ErezMA
09-11-2015, 06:15 AM
You've never met a woman who'd find a reason to beat a man?

Pony.
09-11-2015, 06:18 AM
You've only known women who needed one?

jaus tail
09-11-2015, 07:50 AM
one hair on their heads?

Pony.
09-11-2015, 06:55 PM
Did jaus not read the previous post, again?

Nymtoc
09-11-2015, 07:27 PM
When did Jaus ever read previous posts?

Pony.
09-11-2015, 10:59 PM
You think its PTSD from a 'failed to lift the seat' beating?

ErezMA
09-11-2015, 11:05 PM
Why are you guys always so mean to Jaus?

Matera the Mad
09-12-2015, 02:08 AM
Can we help it if he always gets his tail caught in the door?

ErezMA
09-12-2015, 02:12 AM
Who hasn't had their tail caught on a door before?

Pony.
09-12-2015, 06:15 AM
Didn't this one start with you not knowing how to cohabitate with a woman?

jaus tail
09-12-2015, 01:09 PM
do you give lessons on how to cohab with a woman?

Pony.
09-12-2015, 09:27 PM
you want lessons on a pass/fail course?

Nymtoc
09-12-2015, 09:42 PM
How about a pop quiz?

grose
09-12-2015, 11:03 PM
Can I join?

Pony.
09-12-2015, 11:33 PM
What do you do when she says it's 'fine' for you to stay out late?

ErezMA
09-13-2015, 02:31 AM
Must you question everything?

compositions
09-13-2015, 02:43 AM
Isn't that the purpose of life?

Yourg
09-13-2015, 10:55 AM
Isn't the purpose of life to reproduce, though?

ErezMA
09-13-2015, 03:26 PM
Doesn't mentioning reproduction automatically make you a pervert in the eyes of everyone, regardless of context?

jaus tail
09-13-2015, 07:23 PM
why bother about everyone?

CDSinex
09-14-2015, 12:31 AM
Yourself included?

M.S. Wiggins
09-14-2015, 12:37 AM
Are batteries included?

compositions
09-14-2015, 01:29 AM
What if they weren't?

Pony.
09-14-2015, 02:21 AM
What if they were?

ErezMA
09-14-2015, 02:26 AM
What if they could be?

Nymtoc
09-14-2015, 04:01 AM
Who needs batteries when we have solar power?

Pony.
09-14-2015, 04:18 AM
Are your toys solar powered?

compositions
09-14-2015, 04:58 AM
Is there a star to power them?

Nymtoc
09-14-2015, 05:11 AM
Which toys did Pony have in mind?

jaus tail
09-14-2015, 08:28 AM
puzzle?

Pony.
09-14-2015, 06:40 PM
Jaus thinks there are powered puzzles?

Nymtoc
09-14-2015, 08:59 PM
Would you be shocked to learn that he does?

Pony.
09-14-2015, 11:03 PM
Should we attempt to bring him to reality?

ErezMA
09-14-2015, 11:16 PM
Do we have the technology?

jaus tail
09-15-2015, 07:47 AM
must we ask for dexter(the cartoon character) to help us?

CDSinex
09-15-2015, 11:50 PM
Is dexterity that important when doing puzzles?

ErezMA
09-15-2015, 11:54 PM
Did The Simpsons already do this?

CDSinex
09-16-2015, 12:19 AM
OJ and Jessica?

ErezMA
09-16-2015, 03:27 AM
Who are they?

Nymtoc
09-16-2015, 05:37 AM
Do you live under a rock?

Pony.
09-16-2015, 08:09 AM
Isnt that my house?

jaus tail
09-16-2015, 08:39 AM
is there a park nearby?

CDSinex
09-16-2015, 10:24 AM
Isn't that relative?

Pony.
09-16-2015, 09:12 PM
one of your relatives?

ErezMA
09-17-2015, 12:04 AM
Did Jaus just insult me?

M.S. Wiggins
09-17-2015, 12:11 AM
one of your relatives?

Isn't that what the officiant at the wedding ceremony asked?

M.S. Wiggins
09-17-2015, 12:21 AM
Did Jaus just insult me?

Is he truly capable of such monstrous insults?

ErezMA
09-17-2015, 12:22 AM
Is he truly capable of such monstrous insults?

You've never seen the Starbucks barista get his name wrong, have you?

CDSinex
09-17-2015, 01:37 AM
What is in a name?

Pony.
09-17-2015, 01:39 AM
Isn't that what the officiant at the wedding ceremony asked?
Are you still upset that you didn't get an invite?

M.S. Wiggins
09-17-2015, 01:49 AM
Have you sent us the child support check yet, Uncle Pony?

ErezMA
09-17-2015, 01:55 AM
Since when are uncles expected to give child support?

Pony.
09-17-2015, 01:57 AM
Can you prove it's mine?

ErezMA
09-17-2015, 02:01 AM
Can you prove it's not?

Pony.
09-17-2015, 02:08 AM
isn't the burden of proof on the prosecution?

ErezMA
09-17-2015, 02:12 AM
isn't the burden of proof on the prosecution?

Are you deflecting the question because you don't want to admit that you're the uncle and therefore, by some hole in logic, liable for payments?

Pony.
09-17-2015, 02:31 AM
how do i know it not yours and you're trying to blame me

ErezMA
09-17-2015, 02:55 AM
Do you think my brother/sister just sleeps around with anyone and not take responsibility? Does that really sound like him/her?

Matera the Mad
09-17-2015, 03:55 AM
Do we know your...uh...sibling?

Leila76
09-17-2015, 03:57 AM
How could you not know that sibling?

ErezMA
09-17-2015, 04:07 AM
...What are you trying to say?

Matera the Mad
09-17-2015, 04:30 AM
Are you your sibling's keeper?

ErezMA
09-17-2015, 04:32 AM
Would you consider, "Manager" as keeper?

Pony.
09-17-2015, 05:44 AM
Are we sufficiently blaming Erez or his sibling for knocking up whom ever it is M.S.wiggins is wanting child support?

ErezMA
09-17-2015, 06:08 AM
Are we sufficiently blaming Erez or his sibling for knocking up whom ever it is M.S.wiggins is wanting child support?

Are you trying to weasel your way out of this?

CDSinex
09-18-2015, 12:01 AM
Should we interrogate him, and see if we can ferret out the truth?

ErezMA
09-18-2015, 12:09 AM
Do you think this is a time for puns?!

Pony.
09-18-2015, 12:10 AM
Are you thinking you can make me snitch on Erez?

ErezMA
09-18-2015, 12:29 AM
Awwwww! You're protecting me, Pony? <3

jaus tail
09-18-2015, 10:02 AM
is he iron man?

CDSinex
09-18-2015, 07:46 PM
Is that where he gets his magnetic personally?

Pony.
09-18-2015, 08:07 PM
Wouldn't that be Magneto?

ErezMA
09-19-2015, 12:02 AM
Do you have to have shrapnel near your heart in order to be ironman?

Pony.
09-19-2015, 12:13 AM
Couldn't magneto pull that shrapnel right out of there?

jaus tail
09-19-2015, 08:03 AM
but how would he stitch the cut now on his chest?

CDSinex
09-19-2015, 10:00 AM
Couldn't he use an iron-on patch?

Nymtoc
09-19-2015, 12:07 PM
Isn't it about time somebody said something ironic?

jaus tail
09-19-2015, 06:04 PM
wouldn't that require that someone to wear smart-pants first?

CDSinex
09-19-2015, 11:55 PM
The kind that use fuzzy logic?

Pony.
09-20-2015, 12:32 AM
You don't shave your logic?

Nymtoc
09-20-2015, 01:13 AM
With Occam's razor?

Pony.
09-20-2015, 05:10 AM
You don't want something sharper?

CDSinex
09-20-2015, 06:45 AM
Like a nice Vermont Cheddar?

Pony.
09-20-2015, 10:54 PM
You call that sharp?

M.S. Wiggins
09-20-2015, 11:38 PM
Have you seen my Wüsthof?

Pony.
09-21-2015, 04:38 AM
You kiss your mother with that mouth?

jaus tail
09-21-2015, 03:58 PM
will you eat the momma later like the species of spider:Stegodyphus Lineatus?

Pony.
09-21-2015, 07:31 PM
Get it? Lin eat us

ErezMA
09-21-2015, 10:08 PM
Was that last sentence a question?

Pony.
09-22-2015, 02:08 AM
So, you didn't get it?

ErezMA
09-22-2015, 02:42 AM
Get what?

CDSinex
09-22-2015, 03:49 AM
Isn't it quite clear?

ErezMA
09-22-2015, 03:50 AM
Does it look like I'm getting the message?

CDSinex
09-22-2015, 03:53 AM
What makes you think I can see you from here?

ErezMA
09-22-2015, 04:04 AM
You mean you're not stalking me?

Yourg
09-22-2015, 09:42 AM
Isn't that wishful thinking?

jaus tail
09-22-2015, 04:22 PM
what if the wish comes true?

ErezMA
09-22-2015, 11:08 PM
Should I improve my home security system?

CDSinex
09-23-2015, 01:34 AM
Would it make you feel more secure?

ErezMA
09-23-2015, 04:39 AM
You really think it would make me feel less secure?

ShannonR.
09-23-2015, 02:21 PM
Will it keep the raccoons away?

Pony.
09-23-2015, 03:29 PM
Are you afraid of large rodents?

jaus tail
09-23-2015, 03:48 PM
where are the rodents?

Pony.
09-23-2015, 03:52 PM
Where are they indeed?

Nymtoc
09-23-2015, 05:52 PM
Don't they leave evidence of their presence?

Pony.
09-23-2015, 06:01 PM
did you think those new holes in his skivvies just showed up by magic?

Russ Mars
09-23-2015, 09:57 PM
Don't you thinks it's a little weird worrying about someone else's underwear?

Pony.
09-23-2015, 10:07 PM
You worry about other people's underwear?

Russ Mars
09-23-2015, 11:22 PM
You worry about whether or not I do?

Pony.
09-23-2015, 11:40 PM
You're not worried about mine, are you?

Russ Mars
09-23-2015, 11:43 PM
Why, do you have personal problems causing reason for concern?

Pony.
09-24-2015, 12:07 AM
Don't we all?

Russ Mars
09-24-2015, 12:23 AM
Isn't what you're really asking is do I?

ErezMA
09-24-2015, 02:38 AM
Don't you guys have better things to do but complain about everyone's tiniest insecurities?

Russ Mars
09-24-2015, 04:08 AM
What kind of better things?

ErezMA
09-24-2015, 04:11 AM
Did you know that people can't afford to buy quality beer, so they resort to Bud Light?

Matera the Mad
09-24-2015, 04:46 AM
Don't they know about Genessee Cream Ale?

CDSinex
09-24-2015, 06:12 AM
The one that's made with the river water near Rochester?

Pony.
09-24-2015, 08:16 AM
Did you know they actually truck in water from the hudson for that?

Yourg
09-24-2015, 10:18 AM
Kate Hudson?

Pony.
09-24-2015, 03:09 PM
Would that be a fetishist beer?

CDSinex
09-24-2015, 06:33 PM
Would you tap that keg?

Russ Mars
09-24-2015, 06:42 PM
Would you call that lowbrow humor?

CDSinex
09-24-2015, 07:28 PM
A keg of Löwenbräu is funny to you?

Russ Mars
09-24-2015, 07:33 PM
Would you be surprised if it was?

ErezMA
09-24-2015, 11:42 PM
Can we talk about Kate Hudson some more?

Russ Mars
09-25-2015, 01:59 AM
Are you Goldie Hawn?

ErezMA
09-25-2015, 02:18 AM
Who's Goldie Hawn?

Russ Mars
09-25-2015, 02:23 AM
Really?

Pony.
09-25-2015, 02:45 AM
Do you really not know?

Russ Mars
09-25-2015, 02:52 AM
Is it some kind of secret?

ErezMA
09-25-2015, 03:52 AM
Is she someone everyone has to know, like Will Ferrell?

Russ Mars
09-25-2015, 04:03 AM
Are you saying you're friends with her?

ErezMA
09-25-2015, 04:06 AM
Are you trying to put words in my mouth?

Pony.
09-25-2015, 04:16 AM
Is Will Ferrell someone famous?

Russ Mars
09-25-2015, 04:31 AM
Are you sure you mean Will Ferrell?

ErezMA
09-25-2015, 04:41 AM
Have you not seen Talladega Nights or Anchorman?

NMEvans
09-25-2015, 05:18 AM
Have you seen an elf that looks like Will Ferrell?

ErezMA
09-25-2015, 05:48 AM
Have you seen an elf that looks like Will Ferrell?

Are you talking about Frodo?

Pony.
09-25-2015, 06:29 AM
Do you ever watch good movies?

ErezMA
09-25-2015, 06:43 AM
Do you ever watch good movies?

Are you suggesting Talladega Nights and Anchorman aren't good movies? Maybe Blades of Glory?

Pony.
09-25-2015, 06:57 AM
You need that one explained to you?

CDSinex
09-25-2015, 07:31 AM
Do you think it would make any difference?

Pony.
09-25-2015, 07:34 AM
You think maybe we need to show him some good films?

Matera the Mad
09-25-2015, 07:35 AM
You know of any?

jaus tail
09-25-2015, 07:56 AM
do you live in a cave?

Pony.
09-25-2015, 10:45 AM
You know of any?
Do you really consider 'Talladega Nights' quality cinema?

Yourg
09-25-2015, 02:05 PM
Would it be so wrong if I did?

Russ Mars
09-25-2015, 06:50 PM
Are you desperate for approval?

ErezMA
09-25-2015, 11:30 PM
Do all of you deny the greatness that is Talladega Nights?

Nymtoc
09-25-2015, 11:37 PM
What if we do?

Russ Mars
09-25-2015, 11:44 PM
Will something terrible happen?

ErezMA
09-25-2015, 11:57 PM
Have you ever seen me angry? Would you like to see me when I'm angry?

Russ Mars
09-26-2015, 12:10 AM
Which question shall I answer first?

Nymtoc
09-26-2015, 12:14 AM
Can we see him throw a hissy fit?

ErezMA
09-26-2015, 12:18 AM
DID YOU KNOW THAT WHEN I'M ANGRY, I GO CRAZY ON THE CAPS LOCK?!

Russ Mars
09-26-2015, 12:22 AM
Is the caps lock the same key on every keyboard?

CDSinex
09-26-2015, 12:41 AM
Where's the caps lock key on a piano keyboard?

ErezMA
09-26-2015, 01:02 AM
You didn't know that it's there? That you just have to hit the keys hard enough?

Pony.
09-26-2015, 02:11 AM
Why do you need a cap lock on a piano when you don't even play piano?

ErezMA
09-26-2015, 02:31 AM
Who says I don't play?

CDSinex
09-26-2015, 02:33 AM
Wasn't it Pony?

Nymtoc
09-26-2015, 02:55 AM
Well, do you or don't you?

ErezMA
09-26-2015, 03:04 AM
Must I make everything about my life public?

CDSinex
09-26-2015, 08:19 AM
Why the secrecy, do you have something to hide?

Pony.
09-26-2015, 08:59 AM
You still hide it in your sock drawer?

Yourg
09-26-2015, 11:46 AM
Are you sure you want to look in his sock drawer?

Russ Mars
09-26-2015, 07:47 PM
Are those clean socks or dirty?

CDSinex
09-26-2015, 08:08 PM
Couldn't you tell if you were to sniff them?

Russ Mars
09-26-2015, 08:17 PM
Isn't that like jumping on top of a landmine to see if it's armed?

CDSinex
09-26-2015, 08:20 PM
Does that really work?

Russ Mars
09-26-2015, 08:32 PM
Do you want me to check and get back to you?

Pony.
09-26-2015, 09:46 PM
Are you a masochist?

Russ Mars
09-26-2015, 10:36 PM
Do you want to hurt me?

Pony.
09-26-2015, 10:38 PM
Don't you already have someone on retainer for that?

Russ Mars
09-26-2015, 10:58 PM
Wouldn't that fall under the heading of my damn business?

M.S. Wiggins
09-26-2015, 11:05 PM
You're in the damn business?

Russ Mars
09-26-2015, 11:07 PM
Do you have concrete proof of that?

Nymtoc
09-27-2015, 03:06 AM
Do we really need proof?

CDSinex
09-27-2015, 04:13 AM
Like 151 rum?

Russ Mars
09-27-2015, 04:24 AM
Are you saying you like 151 rum, or are you asking me if I do?

Yourg
09-27-2015, 09:50 AM
Wouldn't it be interesting if he were doing both?

Russ Mars
09-27-2015, 10:32 AM
You find that interesting?

CDSinex
09-27-2015, 11:45 AM
Was it lost?

Russ Mars
09-27-2015, 12:57 PM
Can't you find it?

jaus tail
09-27-2015, 04:32 PM
what if it doesn't want to be found?

Pony.
09-27-2015, 09:11 PM
who's looking for it?

Russ Mars
09-27-2015, 09:24 PM
What are they looking for?

Pony.
09-27-2015, 09:54 PM
Why are they looking?

Russ Mars
09-27-2015, 11:56 PM
Do you think they want to find it?

CDSinex
09-28-2015, 12:30 AM
Exactly who is this "they"?

Russ Mars
09-28-2015, 12:43 AM
Is who they are as important as what they're seeking?

Pony.
09-28-2015, 03:57 AM
Are you unaware that they are the same people as them?

Russ Mars
09-28-2015, 06:49 AM
Well, do you mean them, generally, or they as a group of them, specifically?

Pony.
09-28-2015, 08:22 AM
Could you not figure out that they are those who are them?

Russ Mars
09-28-2015, 08:53 AM
Was that supposed ​to be difficult to figure out?

ShannonR.
09-28-2015, 04:28 PM
What made you think that they were not those who are them?

Nymtoc
09-28-2015, 07:55 PM
Are they who are those who are them not also these?

Pony.
09-28-2015, 08:01 PM
Are you one of them?

CDSinex
09-28-2015, 11:35 PM
As opposed to one of us?

ErezMA
09-28-2015, 11:38 PM
Who are you referring to when you say 'us?'

Russ Mars
09-28-2015, 11:47 PM
Don't yo think you sound a little paranoid?

ErezMA
09-28-2015, 11:50 PM
What do I care if you think I'm paranoid?

CDSinex
09-28-2015, 11:58 PM
How many times a day, and to how many people do you ask that question?

Pony.
09-29-2015, 12:04 AM
Are you still paranoid if someone really is after you?

Russ Mars
09-29-2015, 12:06 AM
Why would you even worry about that?

Pony.
09-29-2015, 12:08 AM
Should we let erez stew, then?

Nymtoc
09-29-2015, 12:34 AM
Isn't it possible that somebody really wants to stew Erez?

Russ Mars
09-29-2015, 12:39 AM
Wouldn't they need to be really steamed?

CDSinex
09-29-2015, 12:40 AM
With onions and carrots?

Russ Mars
09-29-2015, 12:59 AM
What, no celery for the mirepoix?

ErezMA
09-29-2015, 01:30 AM
Do you think I'm not stew-able?

Nymtoc
09-29-2015, 02:14 AM
If not stew-able, might you be roast-able?

Pony.
09-29-2015, 05:09 AM
Are we having a cookout?

Russ Mars
09-29-2015, 06:15 AM
Do you think it'll rain?

Pony.
09-29-2015, 07:08 AM
With all the back and forth on here and all the snide innuendo did anyone actually get any writing done today?

Nymtoc
09-29-2015, 08:01 AM
Does "Chapter 1" count as writing?

Pony.
09-29-2015, 11:01 AM
Did you just write the words 'chapter 1' or did you write the first chapter of a project?

Nymtoc
09-29-2015, 02:59 PM
Didn't I just take my forefinger and (after many mistakes) manage to type "C-h-a-p-t-e-r 1"?

Pony.
09-29-2015, 03:40 PM
How the hell would I know?

Nymtoc
09-29-2015, 05:09 PM
Wouldn't you like to know?

Pony.
09-29-2015, 06:25 PM
Are you trying to scare me?

Nymtoc
09-29-2015, 06:34 PM
Are you easily scared?

Pony.
09-29-2015, 07:18 PM
You think I write children's stories?

Nymtoc
09-29-2015, 07:34 PM
Would it be scary if you did?

Russ Mars
09-29-2015, 07:52 PM
Are you going to keep trying to scare him?

Nymtoc
09-29-2015, 08:04 PM
Would I have to try very hard?

Russ Mars
09-29-2015, 08:15 PM
Is it worth the effort?

CDSinex
09-29-2015, 08:52 PM
Why don't you just do a cost–benefit analysis?

Pony.
09-29-2015, 09:22 PM
do you have it in ya to scare me, bambi?

Russ Mars
09-29-2015, 09:53 PM
Would you be scared if you never even saw it coming?

ErezMA
09-29-2015, 11:21 PM
Can't you guys just get along?

Pony.
09-29-2015, 11:27 PM
Have you guys tried the pumpkin spice edition Oreos yet?

ErezMA
09-29-2015, 11:42 PM
Who hasn't?! :D

Pony.
09-30-2015, 12:07 AM
Good, aint they?

Nymtoc
09-30-2015, 12:09 AM
What if I told you I never heard of pumpkin spice Oreos?

ErezMA
09-30-2015, 01:17 AM
Would you be truly offended if that lowered my opinion of you?

Nymtoc
09-30-2015, 01:31 AM
Is there anything I can do to regain your respect?

Pony.
09-30-2015, 01:57 AM
Wanna go get some pumpkin spice Oreos?

ErezMA
09-30-2015, 01:57 AM
Can you do the Truffle Shuffle?

Nymtoc
09-30-2015, 05:34 AM
Would you be satisfied with gangnam style?

Pony.
09-30-2015, 05:59 AM
Breaking from the question format I have to say,that would scare me.

Russ Mars
09-30-2015, 06:06 AM
Didn't we already establish that you're easily scared?