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jaus tail
07-28-2015, 12:08 PM
why don't you all come in my bathroom and hear my singing as live audience?:e2shower:

Nymtoc
07-28-2015, 06:33 PM
You're asking us to do two unpleasant things?

CDSinex
07-29-2015, 01:15 AM
There are only two?

Pony.
07-29-2015, 02:33 AM
Can there be anything pleasant at jaus tail's house?

jaus tail
07-29-2015, 09:00 AM
but dont you like pizza boxes lying around?:e2bummed:

Pony.
07-29-2015, 06:43 PM
is there any pizza in the pizza boxes?

Nymtoc
07-29-2015, 07:23 PM
If there is, can I have it with chicken, red onions, mushrooms, pepperoni, prosciutto, cilantro, spinach leaves, celery, smoked gouda, mozzarella, garllc and basil over BBQ sauce?

Pony.
07-29-2015, 07:49 PM
no anchovies?

Nymtoc
07-29-2015, 08:20 PM
Haven't I told you a million times that I don't like anchovies?

CDSinex
07-29-2015, 11:40 PM
Are you sure it wasn't only 999,999 times?

Pony.
07-30-2015, 04:45 AM
So no anchovies, then?

Matera the Mad
07-30-2015, 05:30 AM
Does someone have a death-wish?

Steve Coate
07-30-2015, 06:09 AM
Was it Capt. Hook in the dining room with the mackerel?

CDSinex
07-30-2015, 07:14 AM
Are you referring to the much discussed, 'Holy Mackerel?'

Yourg
07-30-2015, 11:56 AM
Did I miss that discussion?

Pony.
07-30-2015, 05:57 PM
What discussion? You think wed blab about stuff like that?

Nymtoc
07-30-2015, 08:29 PM
Well, what kind of stuff do you blab about?

CDSinex
07-30-2015, 11:42 PM
Doesn't he always blab about his turkey stuffing recipe?

Pony.
07-31-2015, 12:50 AM
Whats to blab about?

Lavern08
07-31-2015, 11:56 PM
Does Stuffing Blab = In the bird or outside?

Pony.
08-01-2015, 01:09 AM
you're ok with putting a hand up a birds ass?

jaus tail
08-01-2015, 07:25 PM
wouldn't the bird take objection?

Pony.
08-01-2015, 07:34 PM
Do you warm your hand first?

Lavern08
08-02-2015, 12:53 AM
Do you wash your hand afterwards?

Pony.
08-02-2015, 01:47 AM
eeewww?

Nymtoc
08-02-2015, 02:16 AM
Can we please get this thread back to a salubrious level?

Lavern08
08-02-2015, 02:18 AM
Are you a germaphobe, Nymmie?

Nymtoc
08-02-2015, 07:53 AM
What makes you think I don't like Germans?

CDSinex
08-02-2015, 10:41 AM
Is that question really germane to the current topic?

Pony.
08-02-2015, 06:29 PM
What makes you think we stick to just one topic?

jaus tail
08-02-2015, 08:39 PM
are you jack of all trades?

CDSinex
08-02-2015, 10:11 PM
What did Jack trade for the opportunity to go up the hill with Jill?

Pony.
08-02-2015, 10:42 PM
Is that a disparagement towards Jill?

Nymtoc
08-02-2015, 11:57 PM
Isn't the question: What did Jack and Jill really do when they were on that hill? Huh?

Pony.
08-03-2015, 12:10 AM
Do you think Jill pushed him?

Lavern08
08-03-2015, 02:53 AM
Are you certain Jack didn't jump?

Nymtoc
08-03-2015, 04:22 AM
Couldn't we figure out what really happened if we knew how much money Jill got from Jack's will?

Pony.
08-03-2015, 05:47 AM
Nymtoc is implying Jack was jumped

jaus tail
08-03-2015, 08:24 AM
Did Nymptoc push Jack to hang out with Jill?

Matera the Mad
08-03-2015, 09:52 AM
You don't think it was the heady rush of True Love that caused their momentary lapse of equilibrium?

jaus tail
08-03-2015, 10:12 AM
were you hiding behind the bushes and watching them indulge in true love?

Yourg
08-03-2015, 11:27 AM
Does that fill you with envy?

Pony.
08-03-2015, 07:47 PM
is nymtoc a procurer? (jaus needs a date)

Lavern08
08-03-2015, 07:49 PM
Aren't we all just jumping to conclusions?

Pony.
08-03-2015, 07:52 PM
about nymtoc being a procurer or about jaus needing a date?

CDSinex
08-04-2015, 10:05 AM
Is he making date-nut bread?

Nymtoc
08-04-2015, 12:12 PM
Who are you calling a nut job?

Yourg
08-04-2015, 12:30 PM
Would you like me to call you a nut job?

Pony.
08-04-2015, 07:45 PM
are we talking about the same kind of 'nut job'?

Vegetarian Cannibal
08-05-2015, 12:08 AM
Does this "nut job" involve teabags?

CDSinex
08-05-2015, 04:28 AM
Like for right-wing nuts?

Matera the Mad
08-05-2015, 05:40 AM
Do you have any right wing-nuts left?

jaus tail
08-05-2015, 08:35 AM
what will thou giveth in exchangeth?

Yourg
08-05-2015, 12:20 PM
A penny for your thoughts?

Pony.
08-06-2015, 12:35 AM
Are you that big a cheapskate?

Nymtoc
08-06-2015, 03:35 AM
Do you really think your thoughts are worth more than a penny?

Pony.
08-06-2015, 04:39 AM
Are you implying they aren't?

Nymtoc
08-06-2015, 06:37 AM
If I answered honestly, wouldn't you be insulted?

Yourg
08-06-2015, 09:58 AM
Isn't honesty sometimes the best policy?

Vegetarian Cannibal
08-06-2015, 10:48 AM
Can I cash your "honesty" policy at the bank?

CDSinex
08-06-2015, 08:44 PM
The Left Bank of the River Seine?

Nymtoc
08-06-2015, 10:13 PM
Do you expect us to believe you really mean what you're Seine?

Yourg
08-07-2015, 02:00 PM
Meanwhile, you expect me to believe your roommate is a hetero giraffe?

Pony.
08-07-2015, 07:37 PM
Werent you rooming with that hippo from east LA?

Yourg
08-08-2015, 12:01 PM
You mean my BFF, Jerome?

jaus tail
08-08-2015, 04:18 PM
why does jerome not return my texts?

Pony.
08-08-2015, 07:19 PM
Does Jerome even know who you are?

CDSinex
08-08-2015, 10:27 PM
Does anybody really even know who they are?

Pony.
08-08-2015, 10:38 PM
they whom?

CDSinex
08-08-2015, 10:50 PM
Was that a question, or were you just clearing your throat?

Lavern08
08-08-2015, 11:16 PM
Does anybody really know what time it is?

Pony.
08-09-2015, 08:34 AM
Does it really matter what time it is?

Steve Coate
08-09-2015, 10:05 AM
How does matter figure into the fourth dimension?

CDSinex
08-09-2015, 10:50 AM
Does it matter how we fill our time and space?

Nymtoc
08-09-2015, 10:53 AM
Wouldn't it matter if somebody came along and tried to fill your time and space?

CDSinex
08-09-2015, 11:06 AM
Aren't such beings called children?

Pony.
08-09-2015, 09:21 PM
Did you not know what causes those?

CDSinex
08-11-2015, 03:15 AM
Wasn't that taught in biology class?

Nymtoc
08-11-2015, 04:52 AM
Didn't it have something to do with storks?

CDSinex
08-11-2015, 04:55 AM
Was that part of 'The Birds and Bees' talk?

Pony.
08-11-2015, 05:00 AM
Didnt you read that book we got you?

Alan Yee
08-11-2015, 06:47 AM
Didn't the dog eat that book?

jaus tail
08-11-2015, 07:58 AM
didn't the cat eat the dog?

CDSinex
08-11-2015, 09:26 AM
Then who are the cat?

Matera the Mad
08-11-2015, 09:38 AM
Who are the cat??? What, does the cat have a multiple pussonality?

Pony.
08-11-2015, 10:09 AM
Is that the best pun we get after all we've been through?

Nymtoc
08-11-2015, 10:12 AM
You mean you don't think it's punny?

jaus tail
08-11-2015, 12:07 PM
why think and exercise the brain?

CDSinex
08-11-2015, 10:44 PM
Then who arte the cat?

I really need to remember to remove my mittens while typing.


why think and exercise the brain?

Are we going to have to think before posting?

Nymtoc
08-12-2015, 12:07 AM
Aren't there some members who are incapable of thinking?

Pony.
08-12-2015, 12:50 AM
is it that they aren't thinking or do they just not want to hurt themselves?

jaus tail
08-12-2015, 08:30 AM
like a bird that doesn't wanna fly but remain in the nest?

CDSinex
08-13-2015, 03:15 AM
What if it can fly, but stays in the nest for the free food?

Nymtoc
08-13-2015, 03:21 AM
You mean like the Yellow-bellied Slacker?

jaus tail
08-13-2015, 09:45 AM
isnt that what they called u in school?
:roll:

Steve Coate
08-13-2015, 11:00 AM
Do you believe everything you hear?

Pony.
08-13-2015, 03:15 PM
What did you hear?

Nymtoc
08-13-2015, 07:06 PM
Are you authorized to hear it?

Pony.
08-13-2015, 07:56 PM
Is it bad news?

jaus tail
08-13-2015, 08:00 PM
did the moon explode?

CDSinex
08-13-2015, 10:19 PM
Didn't a Hearts player just 'shoot the moon?'

Pony.
08-13-2015, 10:22 PM
Isnt the moon far too far away to shoot from here?

Nymtoc
08-13-2015, 10:35 PM
Couldn't you shoot it if you had a big enough gun?

Pony.
08-14-2015, 02:31 AM
do you have a big enough gun? Maybe a hold over from Jules Vern?

jaus tail
08-14-2015, 07:46 AM
but who will hold the gun?

Matera the Mad
08-14-2015, 09:33 AM
Are you afraid you'll shoot yourself in the tail?

Pony.
08-14-2015, 10:01 AM
Doesn't jaus have a prehensile tail?

jaus tail
08-14-2015, 02:48 PM
do u not like it?

Pony.
08-14-2015, 04:01 PM
Is it still hairless?

CDSinex
08-14-2015, 08:45 PM
Why do you want to know?

Matera the Mad
08-15-2015, 06:20 AM
Are you sure you want to know why I want to know?

Pony.
08-15-2015, 07:20 AM
Doesn't a hairless rat tail creep you out, jaus a bit?

Yourg
08-15-2015, 11:53 AM
Wouldn't you agree deep frying can make just about anything palatable?

Pony.
08-15-2015, 03:54 PM
Are you suggesting that jaus' tail is hairless because it's been deepfried?

Nymtoc
08-15-2015, 10:45 PM
But is it crispy?

Pony.
08-15-2015, 11:24 PM
are you asking me or jaus?

CDSinex
08-16-2015, 09:48 PM
Shouldn't you, of all people, know the answer to that?

jaus tail
08-17-2015, 08:39 AM
will the right answerer get a gazillion dollars?

Steve Coate
08-17-2015, 09:56 AM
How important is that number?

CDSinex
08-17-2015, 11:37 PM
Aren't there a number of ways to answer that question?

Nymtoc
08-18-2015, 12:45 AM
Yes, but is it a finite number or an infinite number?

Matera the Mad
08-18-2015, 02:32 AM
Are there not an infinite number of finite numbers in an infinite number?

CDSinex
08-18-2015, 11:07 PM
That's what some say, but can you really count on it?

Pony.
08-18-2015, 11:10 PM
Does a frog bump his ass when he hops?

Nymtoc
08-18-2015, 11:17 PM
Sometimes, but does a donkey hop his ass when he bumps?

CDSinex
08-19-2015, 12:07 AM
Perhaps, but, more importantly, do the roads get bumpy when the county doesn't fix the potholes?

Pony.
08-19-2015, 01:36 AM
does it count if the state fixes the pot holes?

Two McMillion
08-19-2015, 01:41 AM
What is this? Is this a game?

Pony.
08-19-2015, 01:45 AM
Did you not know this?

Quilliam
08-19-2015, 02:16 AM
Will this ever stop?

Nymtoc
08-19-2015, 02:29 AM
Do you want it to stop?

BeeG
08-19-2015, 03:02 AM
If it stops what do we do then?

Quilliam
08-19-2015, 03:11 AM
We start all over?

BeeG
08-19-2015, 03:26 AM
In this messed-up society?

Pony.
08-19-2015, 05:59 AM
You have another one to try?

Matera the Mad
08-19-2015, 08:33 AM
Do you find all this very trying?

Nymtoc
08-19-2015, 09:46 AM
Trying to do what?

Yourg
08-19-2015, 10:02 AM
Would it hurt to try?

CDSinex
08-19-2015, 11:52 AM
Do you want it to?

Pony.
08-19-2015, 05:00 PM
Has Yourg ever uttered the phrase 'hurt me,mommy'?

jaus tail
08-20-2015, 08:43 AM
Was Yourg hurt?

Yourg
08-20-2015, 09:05 AM
Does a broken heart count?

Becca Jay
08-20-2015, 09:58 PM
Isn't that why it's called heart ache?

Matera the Mad
08-21-2015, 08:48 AM
Anybody got some painkillers?

jaus tail
08-21-2015, 09:32 AM
while we're heading to the hospital can we stop the ambulance at the pizza shop?

Pony.
08-21-2015, 12:00 PM
You're looking for peperoni flavored percoset?

jaus tail
08-21-2015, 02:13 PM
where'd you learn a fancy word like percoset?

Pony.
08-21-2015, 07:06 PM
Don't you read the prescriptions your doctors give you?

Becca Jay
08-21-2015, 11:28 PM
Can anyone read a doctor's handwriting aside from nurses?

Pony.
08-22-2015, 01:35 AM
I can, cant you?

Nymtoc
08-22-2015, 12:22 PM
Isn't it easier just to write your own prescriptions?

Pony.
08-22-2015, 06:23 PM
do you expect them to get filled?

Nymtoc
08-23-2015, 12:32 AM
I you're good at forgery, wouldn't they get filled?

Pony.
08-23-2015, 01:19 AM
how stupid is the clerk? Are they crooked?

Matera the Mad
08-23-2015, 07:07 AM
Isn't laughter the best medicine anyway?

Pony.
08-23-2015, 06:17 PM
Is that what they teach you in cheeselandia?

CDSinex
08-24-2015, 05:10 AM
Do they also teach how to cut the cheese?

Nymtoc
08-24-2015, 11:49 AM
Wouldn't that be considered uncouth?

Pony.
08-24-2015, 09:18 PM
How would the home of cheese and beer be uncouth?

CDSinex
08-25-2015, 05:43 AM
They put cheese in their beer?

Matera the Mad
08-25-2015, 08:49 AM
i can haz cheezebeer?

jaus tail
08-25-2015, 08:49 AM
isn't that a nice bargain where you get two dishes for the price of one?

Matera the Mad
08-25-2015, 08:52 AM
Don't they double the price first?

jaus tail
08-25-2015, 08:57 AM
can't you ask for lots of extra ketchup to compensate for the double price?

Matera the Mad
08-25-2015, 09:04 AM
What if I don't like ketchup?

jaus tail
08-25-2015, 11:09 AM
Haven't you thought of collecting the ketchup in a plastic bag and selling it to your neighbors?

Pony.
08-25-2015, 09:31 PM
What if the neighbors don't like ketchup

Nymtoc
08-25-2015, 09:32 PM
Let 'em eat mustard?

Pony.
08-25-2015, 09:47 PM
Is that a question or an order?

Perscribo
08-26-2015, 09:02 AM
Do they have any Grey Poupon?

Yourg
08-26-2015, 09:17 AM
What kind of people do you think they are?

CDSinex
08-26-2015, 09:24 AM
Aren't they the kind of people who have 50 shades of Grey Poupon?

Pony.
08-26-2015, 10:34 PM
How many shades of Grey Poupon are there?

Matera the Mad
08-27-2015, 02:39 AM
I mustard missed something here -- will somebody please help me ketchup?

jaus tail
08-27-2015, 04:12 PM
are you bready to be caught up?

Pony.
08-27-2015, 06:13 PM
Is this line of questioning really necessary?

Nymtoc
08-27-2015, 07:26 PM
If it is, can I have it with fries?

Pony.
08-27-2015, 10:03 PM
What if you got liver and onions instead and were told it was fries? Would you still eat them?

Nymtoc
08-27-2015, 11:20 PM
Why wouldn't I?

Pony.
08-28-2015, 12:10 AM
What if we told you shit was caviar?

Nymtoc
08-28-2015, 12:37 AM
Who would be nasty enough to do that?

CDSinex
08-28-2015, 12:41 AM
Isn't it a rather long list?

Pony.
08-28-2015, 01:44 AM
Have we not met? I'm pony, the aspiring super villain.

Yourg
08-28-2015, 11:06 AM
Can't you just be a super villain?

jaus tail
08-28-2015, 02:26 PM
do you take 'how to be a super villain' training from mojo jojo?

CDSinex
08-28-2015, 10:58 PM
Isn't there a YouTube video showing how to do that?

Pony.
08-29-2015, 05:04 AM
You guys aren't aware of the Harvard School of Villainous Arts?

Matera the Mad
08-29-2015, 06:41 AM
Is that what the catsup to?

CDSinex
08-29-2015, 08:56 AM
Shouldn't well bread posters be afraid this thread is going down the same rabbit-hole of food puns that went on for page after page a few years ago?

Yourg
08-29-2015, 09:45 AM
How do we avoid the rabbit-holes?

jaus tail
08-29-2015, 04:56 PM
how about we fill them with tortoises?

Nymtoc
08-29-2015, 11:54 PM
What self-respecting tortoise would submit to being put in a rabbit hole?

CDSinex
08-30-2015, 12:31 AM
Isn't it obvious?

Matera the Mad
09-01-2015, 06:32 AM
Isn't WHAT obvious?

Pony.
09-01-2015, 07:33 AM
Have you not been following the discussion?

Nymtoc
09-01-2015, 08:02 AM
What discussion?

Pony.
09-01-2015, 09:39 AM
You too?

CDSinex
09-01-2015, 12:30 PM
Which two?

jaus tail
09-01-2015, 03:01 PM
are you talking about those two about whom nobody talks?

Pony.
09-01-2015, 04:53 PM
What, those two turtles they just tried to shove in a rabbit hole?

CDSinex
09-01-2015, 09:49 PM
Were the turtles too big?

Yourg
09-02-2015, 08:52 AM
Does size matter?

CDSinex
09-04-2015, 03:02 AM
When buying clothes?

Pony.
09-04-2015, 03:12 AM
You were clothes?

CDSinex
09-04-2015, 03:20 AM
I was? :D

Pony.
09-04-2015, 05:12 AM
In a previous life, maybe?

Yourg
09-04-2015, 11:51 AM
Like a sweater?

jaus tail
09-04-2015, 12:45 PM
is it cold?

CDSinex
09-04-2015, 12:51 PM
Is it possible that it's merely a fashion statement?

jaus tail
09-04-2015, 02:13 PM
is the statement written in glossy pink ink with sparkles and all, to make it fashionable?

Nymtoc
09-04-2015, 10:57 PM
Aren't today's fashions a bit more subdued than that?

CDSinex
09-05-2015, 12:10 AM
Has fashion been taking Valium again?

Nymtoc
09-05-2015, 12:14 AM
Or else smoking something?

Pony.
09-05-2015, 01:12 AM
You shared your stash?

CDSinex
09-05-2015, 02:05 AM
Does he still keep it in a dirty sock in his clothes hamper?

Nymtoc
09-05-2015, 03:19 AM
Are you judging others' habits by your own?

CDSinex
09-05-2015, 07:25 AM
Did you hear, in Oregon we don't have to hide it? :D

Yourg
09-05-2015, 09:45 AM
Do you display it on the mantel these days?

jaus tail
09-05-2015, 07:42 PM
is there a praying mantis on the mantel?

AJMarks
09-05-2015, 07:47 PM
Should there be?

jaus tail
09-05-2015, 07:58 PM
is that why the mouse came outta da hole?

CDSinex
09-05-2015, 11:29 PM
the one connected to my computer?

Pony.
09-06-2015, 02:31 AM
You still use one of those?

CDSinex
09-06-2015, 09:31 PM
Don't most three-armed people?

Nymtoc
09-06-2015, 10:16 PM
Three arms? Is that how you swing so effortlessly through those trees on your avatar?

jaus tail
09-07-2015, 08:26 AM
can others come in the forest and swing by the trees in CDSinex's avatar?

Yourg
09-07-2015, 09:59 AM
What are your qualifications?

Perscribo
09-07-2015, 10:11 AM
Isn't a tail as good as a third arm?

Nymtoc
09-07-2015, 11:43 AM
Is your tail prehensile?

jaus tail
09-07-2015, 02:01 PM
is the hair also prehensile?

Pony.
09-08-2015, 03:11 AM
Why would hair be prehensile?

M.S. Wiggins
09-08-2015, 03:28 AM
Have you seen my winter stubble?

Pony.
09-08-2015, 04:10 AM
Why would I be looking at your winter stubble? I'm a married man.

M.S. Wiggins
09-08-2015, 04:16 AM
Did marriage blind you?

jaus tail
09-08-2015, 07:51 AM
what else did marriage do 2 u?

Matera the Mad
09-08-2015, 05:53 PM
Planning something, are you?

CDSinex
09-08-2015, 09:24 PM
Doesn't everyone make plans at one time or another?

Nymtoc
09-08-2015, 09:47 PM
Aye, laddie, but what happens to the best-laid plans?

CDSinex
09-09-2015, 12:36 AM
Do they get pregnant?

ErezMA
09-09-2015, 12:41 AM
Sorry, what's going on?

Nymtoc
09-09-2015, 02:35 AM
Why should you be sorry?

ErezMA
09-09-2015, 04:44 AM
Can't a guy just be sorry for intruding in a post?

jaus tail
09-09-2015, 09:56 AM
what if the post refuses to forgive?

ErezMA
09-09-2015, 11:03 PM
Do you think they prefer an apology in another form? ...such as a box of chocolates?

CDSinex
09-10-2015, 01:35 AM
Isn't "I'm Sorry" a different thread?

Nymtoc
09-10-2015, 01:43 AM
Does one have to be in a specific thread in order to feel sorry?

CDSinex
09-10-2015, 11:30 PM
Doesn't that question answer itself?

Pony.
09-11-2015, 01:33 AM
What did I miss?

ErezMA
09-11-2015, 01:37 AM
Does, "Super amazing ninja fighting" answer your question?

Pony.
09-11-2015, 01:51 AM
What were the super amazing ninjas fighting about? Did Jaus hide the TV remote again?