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Drachen Jager
07-26-2014, 06:26 AM
Doesn't that depend on which fluids we're talking about?

Matera the Mad
07-26-2014, 06:28 AM
Shouldn't we do more than talk?

KellyAssauer
07-26-2014, 06:43 AM
Like at least dinner and a movie?

Drachen Jager
07-26-2014, 06:59 AM
Isn't that a bit unimaginative?

Yourg
07-26-2014, 09:15 AM
What, do you need something more?

LA*78
07-26-2014, 04:06 PM
Is it an issue of quantity or quality?

Drachen Jager
07-26-2014, 08:42 PM
How many men do you need to sate your voracious appetite?

jaus tail
07-26-2014, 09:33 PM
Why don't you allow me to do what the other men couldn't?:hat:

Matera the Mad
07-27-2014, 07:03 AM
What, can you go where no man has gone before?

KellyAssauer
07-27-2014, 07:25 AM
Did he get the wrong rest room key from the gas station attendant?

jaus tail
07-27-2014, 09:23 AM
What do women do in the rest room?

Jehhillenberg
07-27-2014, 11:15 AM
We go for a brisk jog in the stalls, what do men do in the restroom?

Yourg
07-27-2014, 12:29 PM
Wouldn't you like to know?

KellyAssauer
07-27-2014, 01:05 PM
Darn shame she didn't ask, isn't it?

*rolls eyes*

jaus tail
07-27-2014, 01:13 PM
Will you release your shame by jumping from the cliff?

KellyAssauer
07-27-2014, 02:41 PM
Why are you projecting your own issues on me?

jaus tail
07-27-2014, 06:17 PM
What do you think?

Drachen Jager
07-27-2014, 09:47 PM
Don't you have a life of your own?

jaus tail
07-27-2014, 09:50 PM
Why did you pass a remark so horrible, that had all the ingredients to trigger me and send me in a fit of rage thereby causing my english teacher to face my fury as I transformed to hulk and threw a piano on her face?

Drachen Jager
07-27-2014, 10:05 PM
Why do you have a piano in your English classroom?

Yourg
07-29-2014, 10:59 AM
Can you play the piano?

Drachen Jager
07-29-2014, 06:39 PM
Wouldn't playing against a piano be the most boring game of chess ever?

Matera the Mad
07-31-2014, 02:37 AM
How would you notate chess moves so a piano could play them?

Drachen Jager
07-31-2014, 03:04 AM
Do you think that if you assigned pieces to one set of keys, and coordinates to another set of keys, you could set up a player piano to play a semi-intelligent game of chess?

(for a while at least, until it starts attempting to move pieces you've taken)

M.S. Wiggins
07-31-2014, 03:48 AM
Or, perhaps, the player could turn a tune?:Shrug:

Jehhillenberg
07-31-2014, 04:01 AM
Can the person carry a tune in a bucket?

Drachen Jager
07-31-2014, 04:06 AM
Are you proposing we all play chess against buckets now?

LA*78
07-31-2014, 04:15 AM
What's with the chess obsession?

Drachen Jager
07-31-2014, 05:10 AM
What's with the bucket obsession?

LA*78
07-31-2014, 05:21 AM
You think it needs kicking?

Drachen Jager
07-31-2014, 07:02 AM
Isn't that bad for your health?

Thuro
07-31-2014, 07:21 AM
Isn't it only bad if you're not in a hospital?

Drachen Jager
07-31-2014, 07:27 AM
Why would that make a difference?

Jehhillenberg
07-31-2014, 10:22 AM
Don't hospitals try to save people's lives?

jaus tail
07-31-2014, 04:46 PM
Why can't they perform radioactive experiments on them and transform them to mutants?

Drachen Jager
07-31-2014, 07:15 PM
Are you lonely and trying to create more of your own kind, JT?

Jehhillenberg
08-01-2014, 11:06 AM
Can we lift some spirits in here?

jaus tail
08-01-2014, 11:33 AM
You mean call ghosts?

vegasvic
08-01-2014, 03:23 PM
You believe in ghosts?

Drachen Jager
08-01-2014, 08:24 PM
They worked out pretty well for Harold Ramis, didn't they?

Jehhillenberg
08-01-2014, 09:50 PM
Who you gonna call?!

M.S. Wiggins
08-01-2014, 10:56 PM
Bill Murray glances at us from his VIP seat at Charleston’s RiverDogs Stadium and asks, “You called?”

Drachen Jager
08-01-2014, 11:27 PM
Is that a question?

jaus tail
08-01-2014, 11:32 PM
If it isn't will you dance and sing,

'I'm a horse,
I got a horn,
I poo poo rainbow,
And fertilize the farm?'

M.S. Wiggins
08-01-2014, 11:49 PM
'...and when in hell will I get my wings?'

Jehhillenberg
08-02-2014, 10:31 AM
When a wish is granted?

jaus tail
08-02-2014, 11:46 AM
Will the person who'll grant your wish, also grant my wish and give me a black car with missile launchers at the front and nitro boost at the back and if I press a button on the dashboard, the side doors will fan out transforming the car into a jet plane with a provision to drop grenades that go 'boom'?

Jehhillenberg
08-02-2014, 08:49 PM
Should we give Jaus a 10-word limit on his questions? :D

M.S. Wiggins
08-02-2014, 10:12 PM
If I make it part of my platform, will you vote for me?

Jehhillenberg
08-03-2014, 01:35 AM
Do I get cookie too?

M.S. Wiggins
08-03-2014, 02:01 AM
I could whip out the rolling pin and preheat the oven, but are you really short on cookie offers?

jaus tail
08-04-2014, 08:21 PM
How much are you selling those cookies for?

Jehhillenberg
08-04-2014, 09:48 PM
Whatcha willing to offer for it?

jaus tail
08-04-2014, 10:00 PM
What do you think of Shiara, my lazy cat?

Jehhillenberg
08-04-2014, 10:03 PM
What if I'm partial to dogs instead?

jaus tail
08-04-2014, 10:07 PM
What do you think of Shiro, my lazy dog?

Jehhillenberg
08-04-2014, 11:58 PM
Are all your pets lazy?

jaus tail
08-05-2014, 12:37 AM
Is there any other kind?

Matera the Mad
08-05-2014, 03:55 AM
Don't some dogs work hard?

Robbert
08-08-2014, 09:50 AM
Is that where the sayings "to lead a dog's life" and "to go to the dogs" come from?

Matera the Mad
08-09-2014, 05:42 AM
I don't know -- why don't you ask a dog?

Robbert
08-09-2014, 04:08 PM
The dog didn't want to comment on the matter--what shall I do now?

Steve Coate
08-10-2014, 09:03 AM
Have you tried to coax an answer from the dog, perhaps with a fuzzy tennis ball, or a nice rawhide chew?

jaus tail
08-10-2014, 11:38 AM
Or by offering him a hot-dog?

Yourg
08-10-2014, 12:42 PM
Don't you think your dog eating your undiscovered corpse (because no one will miss you for weeks) is probably one of the most "green, Earth friendly" outcomes that could happen?

jaus tail
08-10-2014, 01:11 PM
Why is it earth-friendly?

Steve Coate
08-11-2014, 01:30 AM
Perhaps the corpse was toxic?

Matera the Mad
08-11-2014, 08:06 AM
But isn't that unfriendly?

Robbert
08-11-2014, 04:27 PM
And yet, wouldn't the eating of a toxic corpse be more environmentally friendly than the cremation of it?

Steve Coate
08-12-2014, 07:24 AM
Supposing the dog survives the meal, would its eventual passing of the toxins still pollute the earth?

Matera the Mad
08-12-2014, 07:25 AM
Are you asking if shit happens?

Robbert
08-12-2014, 01:52 PM
What if it doesn't?

iLion
08-12-2014, 08:30 PM
Isn't that what laxatives are for?

Drachen Jager
08-12-2014, 08:44 PM
Aren't they better used as a cheap comedic gimmick in every Hollywood comedy for a few laughs from the ever-so-tasteful audiences who watch those things?

iLion
08-12-2014, 08:51 PM
So on my way to perform at The Comedy Club downtown I should stop off and pick up some cheap suppositories first?

Drachen Jager
08-12-2014, 09:42 PM
Is it just me, or does the idea of a suppository laxative seem counterproductive?

iLion
08-12-2014, 09:46 PM
I know where a suppository is meant to go, but do you think I know what it's for?

jaus tail
08-12-2014, 09:48 PM
How about we mix the laxative drug in the boss' beverage?

iLion
08-12-2014, 09:52 PM
Doesn't the boss crap on you enough already?

jaus tail
08-12-2014, 10:10 PM
What if I ask his daughter out?

Matera the Mad
08-13-2014, 06:53 AM
What, crap second gen?

Drachen Jager
08-13-2014, 07:20 AM
Didn't they make a T.V. series about that, only they called it Star Trek instead of 'crap'?

Matera the Mad
08-13-2014, 07:21 AM
Star drek?

Drachen Jager
08-13-2014, 08:48 AM
Speaking of which, did you ever hear the one about how Captain Kirk and Toilet paper have something in common?

LA*78
08-13-2014, 09:00 AM
What do they have in common?

Matera the Mad
08-13-2014, 09:08 AM
Something about Klingons, ennit?

iLion
08-13-2014, 08:12 PM
Is that where they both circle Uranus in search of Klingons? (Always cracks me up, that one!)

jaus tail
08-13-2014, 10:05 PM
Doesn't Neptune feel left out?

kellysaid
08-14-2014, 05:34 AM
wouldn't it fit right in?

iLion
08-14-2014, 09:17 PM
Is that what they do down under?

Yourg
08-15-2014, 12:39 PM
Aren't you thinking of Up Over?

Robbert
08-15-2014, 08:08 PM
And you're the one who is stuck in between them and can't get to the bottom of anything?

iLion
08-15-2014, 08:46 PM
Isn't this entire thread a little over the top?

jaus tail
08-15-2014, 11:09 PM
Why not give it wings and allow it to fly like a falcon drunk on power?

Jehhillenberg
08-16-2014, 06:23 AM
Is that what you normally see flying around?

Yourg
08-16-2014, 11:18 AM
You mean after it hits the fan?

Robbert
08-16-2014, 06:59 PM
Is the fan still working or does it need to be dismantled?

jaus tail
08-16-2014, 07:39 PM
Didn't the shopkeeper give a ten year warranty while selling the fan?

Drachen Jager
08-16-2014, 10:59 PM
Wasn't that warranty equivalent in value to the material that hit the fan?

Jorshington
08-17-2014, 12:39 AM
What kind of shit hits fans, anyways?

kellysaid
08-17-2014, 01:07 AM
Umm, Justin Bieber lyrics?

Drachen Jager
08-17-2014, 01:20 AM
To be fair, they probably aren't his lyrics... I mean someone else wrote 'baby, baby, baby, oooh', he's just not clever enough to come up with that himself, right?

Matera the Mad
08-17-2014, 08:43 AM
Oh, come on, can't we at least give him credit for the oooh?

jaus tail
08-17-2014, 08:12 PM
What does 'oooh' stand for?

Jorshington
08-17-2014, 09:07 PM
Post-orgasmic sounds?

M.S. Wiggins
08-17-2014, 10:25 PM
Wouldn't 'oooh' be mid-O?

Matera the Mad
08-18-2014, 01:30 AM
Has anyone done any serious research on this?

Drachen Jager
08-18-2014, 04:28 AM
Isn't it oooOooh to clearly delineate the "O"?

jaus tail
08-18-2014, 09:57 PM
How is 'O' dealing with all this prejudice and subsequent isolation?

Matera the Mad
08-19-2014, 03:24 AM
Should not letters be discrete as well as discreet?

iLion
08-19-2014, 08:45 PM
All lettters, or just X, Y and Z?

Drachen Jager
08-19-2014, 09:58 PM
What if I told U to shut up, would that be rude?

jaus tail
08-19-2014, 10:01 PM
Doesn't it depend on your equation with him and the reason for you telling him to restrict from using his right to speak?

iLion
08-19-2014, 10:22 PM
Do U's have rights?

jaus tail
08-19-2014, 10:28 PM
Are you implying that just because it cannot speak, we can trample over it?

Drachen Jager
08-20-2014, 01:36 AM
What, are you an elephant or something?

Matera the Mad
08-20-2014, 02:20 AM
Don't elephants (according to some) have two tails?

snowpea
08-20-2014, 02:21 AM
Do elephants even tell tales?

Drachen Jager
08-20-2014, 02:40 AM
Isn't there some sort of telltale we could use to find out?

Jorshington
08-20-2014, 02:54 AM
Or a tall tale?

snowpea
08-20-2014, 02:56 AM
Do giraffes tell tall tales?

Drachen Jager
08-20-2014, 03:01 AM
Don't they have a telltale twitch of the tail when telling tall tales?

jaus tail
08-20-2014, 07:57 PM
Has anyone ever climbed a giraffe's neck and tried bungee jumping?

Robbert
08-21-2014, 01:53 AM
Do you want to secure your place in the Guinness Book of Records?

WriterWho
08-21-2014, 08:15 AM
Isn't that a long process?

Drachen Jager
08-21-2014, 08:19 AM
Do long things excite you?

WriterWho
08-21-2014, 08:25 AM
It always comes back to this, doesn't it? :)

Drachen Jager
08-21-2014, 09:46 AM
Well, your appearances are so rare, I couldn't miss the opportunity, could I?

jaus tail
08-21-2014, 10:45 AM
It's a cold and cloudy weather
with showers and breeze together.
Wearing no mask
to you I'll ask,
Of late have you been stalking her?

Robbert
08-21-2014, 03:51 PM
Why would a handsome talker be interested in an ugly duckling?

Matera the Mad
08-21-2014, 03:52 PM
To frame one's snarky replies
In verses limerick-wise
Is all very good,
If one's understood
But wasn't this all about size?

Robbert
08-21-2014, 04:37 PM
Shouldn't quality matter more than size?

WriterWho
08-24-2014, 09:05 AM
:roll: Who the hell have you been talking to?

Steve Coate
08-25-2014, 04:53 AM
Could it have been the wrong sort of people?

Matera the Mad
08-25-2014, 07:11 AM
Is there any other sort worth talking to?

Yourg
08-25-2014, 11:42 AM
Well, how about investment brokers, for instance?

Jorshington
08-25-2014, 11:45 AM
Will you talk to them, or will I?

Yourg
08-25-2014, 11:47 AM
Cat got your tongue?

Matera the Mad
08-26-2014, 03:45 AM
Who does the cat talk to?

Steve Coate
08-26-2014, 07:43 AM
Is it the one who does the feeding?

WriterWho
08-26-2014, 06:20 PM
Dude, are you talking about lunch?

*stomach growls*

jaus tail
08-26-2014, 07:48 PM
Is lunch just a different word for dinner with different setting?

WriterWho
08-27-2014, 03:35 AM
What does that make 'brunch'?

Matera the Mad
08-27-2014, 05:01 AM
Crunchy?

jaus tail
08-27-2014, 10:27 PM
Do you like the sound that it makes or the resistance it offers to your teeth when they pierce the outer walls of the sacred nutrients in the food?

WriterWho
08-28-2014, 12:52 AM
Is the sound of the crunch bothering anyone else?

Jorshington
08-28-2014, 03:41 AM
Is it a loud crunch?

Matera the Mad
08-28-2014, 08:42 AM
Is it deliciousss, my preciousss?

Yourg
09-01-2014, 10:23 AM
Do you fry or bake your Hobbitses?

Robbert
09-01-2014, 08:10 PM
Why don't you post your question in the Now We're Cookin' forum?

Drachen Jager
09-01-2014, 08:16 PM
Do you eat the red ones last?

jaus tail
09-01-2014, 08:38 PM
Would they feel bad if eaten last?

Steve Coate
09-02-2014, 05:03 AM
Is there a support group for that?

Drachen Jager
09-02-2014, 05:49 AM
Isn't that what Victoria's Secret is for, support?

Matera the Mad
09-02-2014, 09:56 AM
Isn't support about openness, not secrets?

jaus tail
09-02-2014, 11:44 AM
Don't we all have dirty secrets?

Yourg
09-03-2014, 11:42 AM
Wouldn't you like to tell us one of your dirty secrets?

jaus tail
09-03-2014, 11:58 AM
Is 'once I fell in the mud' dirty enough?

Yourg
09-03-2014, 12:47 PM
How did falling in the mud make you feel?

jaus tail
09-03-2014, 12:54 PM
The first time it felt wet, but the other 29045 times, it, sort, of felt warm and comforting; is that a sign of some serious illness doctor, should I be scared?

Jehhillenberg
09-04-2014, 04:52 AM
Have you read that question out of context? Does it still carry the same meaning?

Yourg
09-04-2014, 08:48 AM
How do you feel about the context Jaus chose to read into that question?

Matera the Mad
09-15-2014, 07:15 AM
Which context?

jaus tail
09-15-2014, 10:35 AM
Are you unable to move the wheels of your brain, ignite the grey cells within and let the blood flow with full velocity in your veins that will result in you answering the question yourself, without having the necessity to ask?

kellysaid
09-15-2014, 09:35 PM
What if we let Jesus take the wheel?

jaus tail
09-15-2014, 10:46 PM
What if he's busy?

Matera the Mad
09-16-2014, 06:51 AM
Busy doing what?

Steve Coate
09-16-2014, 07:17 AM
Putting eggs in the exhaust pipe?

jaus tail
09-16-2014, 06:14 PM
How did he steal eggs from the protective hens?

Matera the Mad
09-17-2014, 07:06 PM
By sneaking up and lifting their tails?

jaus tail
09-17-2014, 08:54 PM
Didn't the hen's husbands come to their rescue?

Matera the Mad
09-18-2014, 07:15 AM
Is that how the rooster lost his tail feathers?

Yourg
09-18-2014, 12:16 PM
Can the poor bird grow new tail feathers?

jaus tail
09-18-2014, 12:39 PM
Why is it poor?

kellysaid
09-18-2014, 10:25 PM
because it's a boor?

Yourg
09-19-2014, 12:21 PM
¿porque no tiene dinero?

jaus tail
09-19-2014, 12:36 PM
kya tum mujhe iska matlab bata sakte ho?

Steve Coate
09-20-2014, 08:05 AM
Hvem har donuts?

jaus tail
09-20-2014, 10:14 AM
Are you a cop?

Steve Coate
09-21-2014, 06:09 AM
Who let the sniffing K-9 out of the bag?

jaus tail
09-21-2014, 11:23 AM
Does the guy who took the K-9 get a prize or does the guy who tells who took the K-9 get a prize?

Albedo of Zero
09-21-2014, 10:26 PM
Does that deserve a prize?

Steve Coate
09-22-2014, 03:40 AM
Wouldn't that depend upon the prize?

Matera the Mad
09-22-2014, 06:02 AM
Is the prize a sur-prise?

Albedo of Zero
09-22-2014, 07:08 AM
Would a Big Sur-prize come from California?

jaus tail
09-22-2014, 10:54 PM
Are you talking about an elephant wrapped in gelatin paper to surprise us all?

Lavern08
09-22-2014, 11:26 PM
How much (elephant) insurance would a package that large require?

Steve Coate
09-23-2014, 08:50 AM
And who are they going to get to clean up the mess the elephant leaves behind?

jaus tail
09-23-2014, 11:00 AM
What if it's a pregnant elephant and the mess is a baby?

Matera the Mad
09-24-2014, 06:56 AM
Why would the elephant leave her baby behind?

jaus tail
09-24-2014, 10:49 AM
Wouldn't a purse sale in the neighboring mall require such sacrifice from the mother's part, the consequence of which would involve abandoning her child for her own happiness?

Yourg
09-24-2014, 11:17 AM
Are you an only child?

jaus tail
09-24-2014, 09:05 PM
Are you only a child?

WriterWho
09-25-2014, 06:47 PM
Aw, did you make a friend?

Matera the Mad
09-26-2014, 07:38 AM
Finally?

jaus tail
09-26-2014, 11:27 PM
If I hadn't made the friend, would you have cheered me by dancing before me with a live crocodile?

Matera the Mad
09-27-2014, 07:59 AM
Do you have a croc I could use for that?

Steve Coate
09-27-2014, 08:42 AM
During or after the performance, will there be crocodile tears?

jaus tail
09-27-2014, 11:17 AM
Is Matera's dance that bad?

Nikhar
09-27-2014, 06:50 PM
Duh? Does the sun rise in the east?

Matera the Mad
09-28-2014, 05:56 AM
Did I say "croc" when I meant to say "crock"?

jaus tail
09-29-2014, 12:19 PM
How can we know what you meant to say?

Matera the Mad
09-30-2014, 08:13 PM
Read between the lines?

jaus tail
09-30-2014, 11:15 PM
wouldn't the effort reduce the already dwindling number of forumites who post in this thread?

Matera the Mad
10-01-2014, 07:41 AM
Do you like saying "dwindle" a lot?

jaus tail
10-01-2014, 09:10 AM
What will you do if I say yes?

Matera the Mad
10-03-2014, 07:58 AM
Should I answer that?

Steve Coate
10-04-2014, 05:15 AM
If you do, could you phrase your answer in binary code?

Matera the Mad
10-04-2014, 08:17 AM
01000011011000010110111000100000011110010110111101 11010100100000011100100110010101100001011001000010 000001110100011010000110100101110011?

jaus tail
10-04-2014, 11:25 AM
did you just orgasm?

Steve Coate
10-05-2014, 01:41 AM
Are you imitating e e cummings?

Komnena
10-07-2014, 04:31 PM
why would they want to do that?

jaus tail
10-07-2014, 09:12 PM
does every action require a purpose?

Matera the Mad
10-08-2014, 06:11 AM
Does every purpose require an action?

jaus tail
10-08-2014, 08:08 PM
really, matera, is that how you want to play this game now?

Matera the Mad
10-10-2014, 07:41 AM
Since alit is an anagram of tail, does it perhaps mean that you are aflame with love?

jaus tail
10-10-2014, 11:56 AM
didn't someone teach you not to mess with men who play with fire?

Matera the Mad
10-10-2014, 03:06 PM
Would you like to try?

jaus tail
10-11-2014, 08:35 PM
then who'll wrestle the bulls?

Steve Coate
10-12-2014, 12:57 AM
Isn't that one of the more controversial events at rodeos?

Matera the Mad
10-14-2014, 07:15 AM
But where else would clowns achieve such importance?

Steve Coate
10-15-2014, 09:19 AM
Horror novels written by famous authors?

jaus tail
10-15-2014, 10:59 AM
is it true that if you get scared while reading a horror novel, the baby sitters from 'Babes For Young Boys Agency' will cuddle you in bed?

Steve Coate
10-16-2014, 01:24 AM
Isn't that more a question for someone who requires the services of a baby sitter?

Yourg
10-16-2014, 11:11 AM
Are there any babysitters in the Bermuda Triangle?

jaus tail
10-16-2014, 03:54 PM
should we all go to bermuda triangle and find out?

Matera the Mad
10-17-2014, 04:50 AM
Do you need a baby sitter that badly?

jaus tail
10-17-2014, 07:34 AM
will you baby sit me wearing a hat that has rabbit's ears?

Yourg
10-17-2014, 10:19 AM
Well, what will the rabbit do without its ears?

Matera the Mad
10-18-2014, 06:30 AM
Mightn't it be glad to have an excuse not to listen?

jaus tail
10-18-2014, 07:32 PM
What if a parrot's doing a stand-up comedy act, nearby, that would cheer up the audience who's able to hear the jokes?

M.S. Wiggins
10-19-2014, 02:17 AM
Was that supposed to be funny?

Matera the Mad
10-20-2014, 07:21 AM
Is that a fair question, under the circumstances?

Steve Coate
10-20-2014, 10:06 AM
Why would you file fairness under C for Circumstances?

jaus tail
10-20-2014, 06:52 PM
Are you trying to pass a, s for smart, remark?

Jehhillenberg
10-21-2014, 05:50 AM
Would anyone like a Smarties candy?

Yourg
10-21-2014, 12:12 PM
Is Smarties candy also filed under C, but, for Confection?

Matera the Mad
10-21-2014, 07:14 PM
Are you making a connection with your confection collection?

Steve Coate
10-22-2014, 10:17 AM
Are you saying if anyone can, the Candy Man can?

jaus tail
10-22-2014, 07:09 PM
Are you assuming that a candy man can't be intelligent?

Matera the Mad
10-23-2014, 07:35 AM
Can he count all the candy in the big jar?

Yourg
10-23-2014, 08:55 AM
What if he can't count all of the candy in the candy jar?

Steve Coate
10-23-2014, 10:24 AM
Then couldn't he end up in remedial candy counting class?

jaus tail
10-23-2014, 10:43 AM
Why can't he just pour the candies in a pan and weigh the pan, and divide it by the weight of one candy to find the number of candies in the jar?

Yourg
10-23-2014, 11:09 AM
How's he supposed to do that when he's passed out on the couch?

jaus tail
10-23-2014, 04:11 PM
What if he's dead?

Steve Coate
10-24-2014, 07:32 AM
Would he then be past his expiration date?

Yourg
10-24-2014, 11:13 AM
Are you saying it's wrong to drink milk that's past its expiration date?

jaus tail
10-24-2014, 12:05 PM
wouldn't it be wise to just feed the milk to the cat?

Matera the Mad
10-24-2014, 08:44 PM
What's more difficult, herding cats or milking them?