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thedark
02-26-2014, 05:13 PM
Isn't yellow just a charming color?

jaus tail
02-26-2014, 07:18 PM
Have you even been close to fire?

thedark
02-26-2014, 07:19 PM
What if I like how it burns?

iLion
02-26-2014, 10:08 PM
Does it matter what it is that's burning?

thedark
02-26-2014, 10:33 PM
It isn't other people, is it?

iLion
02-26-2014, 10:38 PM
What if it's you?

Jehhillenberg
02-26-2014, 11:08 PM
You spotted a Ewe?

thedark
02-26-2014, 11:10 PM
Should I be scared... or delighted?

ETA: Not about the ewe...

Jehhillenberg
02-26-2014, 11:17 PM
Are spots delightfully scary?

alexaherself
02-26-2014, 11:18 PM
... or scarily delightful?

thedark
02-26-2014, 11:23 PM
Why would a pot be scared, again?

CDSinex
02-27-2014, 12:27 AM
Because someone was going to smoke it?

Jehhillenberg
02-27-2014, 06:11 AM
Could you pass those brownies instead, please?

thedark
02-27-2014, 06:12 AM
What state are we in, again?

Jehhillenberg
02-27-2014, 06:13 AM
A hungry and silly state?

thedark
02-27-2014, 06:26 AM
Ohh, like a state of undress?

Drachen Jager
02-27-2014, 06:34 AM
Are you in a hungry and silly state of undress?

thedark
02-27-2014, 06:54 AM
Would you like me to be?

LA*78
02-27-2014, 06:58 AM
Do we need to state the obvious?

thedark
02-27-2014, 07:04 AM
Well aren't you just darling?

LA*78
02-27-2014, 07:07 AM
Oh not really... didn't you realise I was replying on behalf of DJ?

jaus tail
02-27-2014, 09:00 AM
Why do you feel the need to represent others?

iLion
02-27-2014, 09:15 PM
Could it be that DJ has trouble representing himself?

thedark
02-27-2014, 09:59 PM
You need a good lawyer recommendation?

iLion
02-27-2014, 10:05 PM
Would the lawyer be good, or just the recommendation?

thedark
02-28-2014, 01:39 AM
Isn't one enough? Why must you be so picky?

jaus tail
02-28-2014, 08:31 AM
Do you always settle with what's given to you?

thedark
02-28-2014, 08:33 AM
Why Jaus, you got something to give me?

jaus tail
02-28-2014, 08:35 AM
You talkin to me eh? Is that how you talk to the big dragon eh? You're just a shadow girl, I'll spit one fireball and you'll disappear to dust. Do you not remember, how i burnt your neighborhood, eh?

thedark
02-28-2014, 09:21 AM
Ohhh, "big dragon", is that what you like to call it?

jaus tail
02-28-2014, 09:26 AM
Aren't nice girls supposed to be at home after dark?

thedark
02-28-2014, 09:35 AM
What if I'd rather the nice girls come home with the dark?

jaus tail
02-28-2014, 09:50 AM
Are you going to tie them to the bed, pour cold ketchup on their bellies, tickle their feet with a feather?

thedark
02-28-2014, 10:09 AM
Don't you think ice cubes are more effective?

jaus tail
02-28-2014, 10:16 AM
How about squeezing the victim in the refridgerator and twisting the temperature knob to Arctic Thunder?

Matera the Mad
02-28-2014, 11:37 AM
It all sounds like too much work -- why don't we just chill out?

jaus tail
02-28-2014, 12:07 PM
But who'll study for the school exam?

Robbert
02-28-2014, 05:28 PM
Wouldn't it be those who still are at school?

thedark
02-28-2014, 05:33 PM
Aren't we all in the school of life?

sprogspasser
02-28-2014, 06:07 PM
What have you learnt in this school today?

thedark
02-28-2014, 07:58 PM
Gosh, what haven't I?

sprogspasser
02-28-2014, 08:03 PM
Ok, what haven't you learnt?

thedark
02-28-2014, 08:55 PM
Well, does traversing the space-time continuum count?

iLion
02-28-2014, 09:26 PM
Have you ever noticed how it's always the "space-time" continuum and never the "time-space" continuum?

alexaherself
02-28-2014, 09:31 PM
Do you think it's really a "continuum", or do people just like using the word?

iLion
02-28-2014, 09:47 PM
Couldn't it be both?

alexaherself
02-28-2014, 09:50 PM
Then we'd have to talk about the "space-time both", would we?

thedark
02-28-2014, 09:55 PM
Doesn't that sound too much like the space-time booth?

And we're back to phone booths..

alexaherself
02-28-2014, 09:56 PM
Can anything really sound too much like a space-time booth?

iLion
02-28-2014, 09:59 PM
But weren't phone booths good enough for Superman?

alexaherself
02-28-2014, 10:01 PM
Or was it Dr. Who?

Matera the Mad
03-01-2014, 03:45 AM
Are we in the same continuum?

jaus tail
03-01-2014, 09:50 AM
What else would explain the stench?

sprogspasser
03-01-2014, 07:44 PM
I thought you (^^) explained the pong?

jaus tail
03-01-2014, 08:21 PM
What will you take to keep it a secret?

thedark
03-01-2014, 08:56 PM
Is there a little bribery happening between friends?

Matera the Mad
03-01-2014, 10:12 PM
Who said anything about friends?

thedark
03-01-2014, 10:15 PM
Do you need me to set up a playdate for you?

Matera the Mad
03-02-2014, 08:15 AM
Do I really want to respond to that?

LA*78
03-02-2014, 08:27 AM
Do you always get what you want?

sprogspasser
03-02-2014, 04:42 PM
Isn't that the only way to live?

jaus tail
03-02-2014, 06:46 PM
If my best friend and I want the same thing, can I kill him?

thedark
03-02-2014, 06:52 PM
Why not just have a threesome Jaus?

(that was too easy)

jaus tail
03-02-2014, 08:40 PM
What if the third partner is a motorbike, that we're after?

thedark
03-02-2014, 08:52 PM
Can't you just buy it first? Or steal it?

jaus tail
03-02-2014, 08:55 PM
Isn't killing the friend more fun?

thedark
03-02-2014, 09:34 PM
What about riding together with your friend?

Steve Coate
03-03-2014, 04:10 AM
What if there's only one helmet?

thedark
03-03-2014, 04:23 AM
Jaus should give it to his friend, shouldn't he?

jaus tail
03-03-2014, 06:46 AM
Is it because my stronger than granite skull can survive any crash?

LA*78
03-03-2014, 06:56 AM
Have you been skipping your meds again?

Jehhillenberg
03-03-2014, 07:00 AM
Can you see it written all over?

jaus tail
03-03-2014, 07:09 AM
A street war cost me my spectacles, do you mind reading, whatever is written over, out loud to me?

Jehhillenberg
03-03-2014, 07:31 AM
Do you have to touch to see too?

jaus tail
03-03-2014, 07:34 AM
Will you guide my hands accordingly?

thedark
03-03-2014, 07:42 AM
Giggle. Why don't you two get a room?

jaus tail
03-03-2014, 07:43 AM
Will you join us for a threesome?

thedark
03-03-2014, 07:48 AM
Depends... who is in charge?

jaus tail
03-03-2014, 07:54 AM
Shouldn't we lose our belts and control, let go of our clothes and inhibitions and savour the touch and moments?

thedark
03-03-2014, 08:00 AM
Don't you want to get to know Jehhillie first?

jaus tail
03-03-2014, 08:08 AM
Isn't the bedroom a comfortable place to discover each other's curves and secrets, know about their lives as they whisper it in your ears and touch each other's hearts with overflowing compassion?

thedark
03-03-2014, 08:09 AM
You ever been to a poetry convention?

Matera the Mad
03-03-2014, 08:31 AM
You expect me to be conventional?

jaus tail
03-03-2014, 08:43 AM
Do they make you wear uniforms in conventional poetry conventions?

iLion
03-03-2014, 09:30 PM
Don't you suppose poets might object to uniforms... so many of them being free spirits and all?

Jehhillenberg
03-03-2014, 10:31 PM
Is yours a free spirit?

sprogspasser
03-03-2014, 11:02 PM
Is it true that the spirit of freedom is captured in the constitution of America?

iLion
03-03-2014, 11:33 PM
Don't you know that's the basic reason we are trying to be so vigilant against those dummy politicos who will wreck it with their well-intentioned but rediculous attempts to make it better?

jaus tail
03-04-2014, 02:27 PM
Did you vote?

arcan
03-04-2014, 03:07 PM
why should I vote?

jaus tail
03-04-2014, 03:31 PM
Don't you want a politician who's thoughts you agree with?

Matera the Mad
03-04-2014, 07:34 PM
How can a politician have thoughts, much less be them?

thedark
03-04-2014, 07:56 PM
Anyone else note the excessive use of fire in the last three avatars?

iLion
03-04-2014, 09:32 PM
Does it count if I noticed only after you said?

thedark
03-04-2014, 11:17 PM
Do I get brownie points for pointing out things you miss?

iLion
03-05-2014, 01:23 AM
Do you want brownie points?

thedark
03-05-2014, 02:35 AM
Why does that sound so naughty?

Jehhillenberg
03-05-2014, 05:49 AM
Because we're all adults here(?) :D

LA*78
03-05-2014, 05:52 AM
How can you be certain about that Jeh?

jaus tail
03-05-2014, 06:49 AM
Do you think she's way beyond her adult hood, and is currently knitting sweaters and smiling with swollen lips as she celebrates the last birthday of her fifth decade?

sprogspasser
03-05-2014, 02:05 PM
is 60 old?

LA*78
03-05-2014, 02:11 PM
Do you think JT simply thinks 60 is old because way back when he turned 60 it was almost unheard of to reach such advanced years?

arcan
03-05-2014, 03:06 PM
Why was it unheard of? Was everybody death?

LA*78
03-05-2014, 05:34 PM
Deaf perhaps?

jaus tail
03-05-2014, 06:01 PM
Why did everyone turn deaf? Is it because you had started singing by then?

thedark
03-05-2014, 06:55 PM
Can we go back to the naughty talk? ;)

jaus tail
03-05-2014, 07:40 PM
Is 'My horse falling in mud' a dirty joke?

arcan
03-05-2014, 08:31 PM
why would a horse falling in mud would be dirty while women fighting naked in mud isn't?

jaus tail
03-05-2014, 08:35 PM
Do those women bite each other?

thedark
03-05-2014, 08:41 PM
Do you want them to?

jaus tail
03-05-2014, 08:44 PM
Will it amuse a fellow out of mega chronic depression?

iLion
03-05-2014, 09:18 PM
If they bite you won't that leave a really deep depression?

arcan
03-05-2014, 09:21 PM
Are they vampires ?

iLion
03-05-2014, 09:28 PM
Or they could just be vamps, right?

jaus tail
03-06-2014, 06:12 AM
Why do vamps enjoy torturing others?

Jehhillenberg
03-06-2014, 06:23 AM
Think there's something attractive about pain?

thedark
03-06-2014, 08:43 AM
Come now, who doesn't? ;)

Matera the Mad
03-06-2014, 08:53 AM
Want some of mine?

thedark
03-06-2014, 09:51 AM
Not quite the same, is it?

jaus tail
03-06-2014, 09:53 AM
A senile man's mind is a park for the one who's not senile, is this true?

thedark
03-06-2014, 10:05 AM
What?

jaus tail
03-06-2014, 05:03 PM
It means, the problems of one man often amuse the other man, would you agree or do you hold the opinion that all men are compassionate and empathetic towards each other?

thedark
03-06-2014, 05:21 PM
Isn't there a third option?

jaus tail
03-06-2014, 05:25 PM
This psychology of pain is so confusing, would you like to discuss it in my hotel room tonight? I'm just not feeling well, don't you think it'd be comfortable to discuss this crucial topic in dim lights, on a soft bed listening to light music?

thedark
03-06-2014, 06:39 PM
You still haven't figured out how to charm me yet, have you?

rhetoric by rosalie
03-06-2014, 08:25 PM
is 60 old?

Only if you feel 80.

iLion
03-06-2014, 08:46 PM
Not if you feel 90?

Jehhillenberg
03-06-2014, 08:53 PM
What about feeling 100?

iLion
03-06-2014, 08:59 PM
Feeling a hundred what?

Jehhillenberg
03-06-2014, 09:21 PM
A hundred dollars richer?

iLion
03-06-2014, 09:30 PM
Have you lost track of the actual topic here like i have?

thedark
03-06-2014, 09:55 PM
Should we go back and look?

iLion
03-06-2014, 10:13 PM
You can't go forward and look, can you?

arcan
03-06-2014, 10:41 PM
Wouldn't it save time if you could?

jaus tail
03-07-2014, 07:22 AM
What will you do with the saved time?

Matera the Mad
03-07-2014, 08:44 AM
Does it earn interest?

jaus tail
03-07-2014, 09:23 AM
Wouldn't you rather earn a salary than rely on interest?

Robbert
03-07-2014, 05:13 PM
How about living off your interest rather than working for a meagre salary?

thedark
03-07-2014, 05:35 PM
How's about ya'll get sugar daddies?

jaus tail
03-07-2014, 07:07 PM
Do you like my French beard, on my clean face, black t-shirt and blue denims?

thedark
03-07-2014, 07:59 PM
What's a French beard?

sprogspasser
03-07-2014, 10:03 PM
Is that like a spelling error - did you really mean french bread?

arcan
03-08-2014, 12:37 AM
why does bread always have to be French?

Sleepysara
03-08-2014, 12:43 AM
Who doesn't like French bread?

arcan
03-08-2014, 12:50 AM
Who doesn't like French?

thedark
03-08-2014, 01:31 AM
Fries?

jaus tail
03-08-2014, 08:12 AM
How about we go to the fair, where you we fries, hamburger, drink coke and then we dare each other to go on the roller coaster ride?

Steve Coate
03-08-2014, 09:01 AM
Is that where you learn that everything that goes down can, given the proper incentive, come back up?

jaus tail
03-08-2014, 09:08 AM
What incentive?

sprogspasser
03-08-2014, 02:34 PM
Isn't that whatever floats your boat?

thedark
03-08-2014, 06:38 PM
I'll go -- who else is brave enough to come?

sprogspasser
03-08-2014, 07:20 PM
Is it bravery one needs to explore the dark?

jaus tail
03-08-2014, 07:46 PM
Wouldn't you need one of those special goggles that let you see in the dark?

thedark
03-09-2014, 02:12 AM
Do you really want to know what you need to explore the dark, Jaus?

I think Sprog already knows...

jaus tail
03-09-2014, 07:09 AM
Is no one at your home, right now apart from the two of us, to play this game of kiss the person you bump into, in the dark?

thedark
03-09-2014, 07:12 AM
I'm sorry, I stepped out--have you met my Labrador?

jaus tail
03-09-2014, 07:49 AM
Are canine names how you sorority girls address each other as? Is she your best friend who just returned from France and roams around the house in bikinis?

thedark
03-09-2014, 08:45 AM
Is that your dearest fantasy Jaus?

jaus tail
03-09-2014, 10:09 AM
Is it true that all your friends, wear bikinis in your house?

thedark
03-09-2014, 10:47 AM
Wouldn't you rather leave that to imagination?

Me and my closest dozen girlfriends, pillows, red satin sheets, perhaps a trip to Mistress Katia's Leathershop....

jaus tail
03-09-2014, 04:32 PM
Am I in heaven? I always thought I'd end up in hell being the bad ass that I am.

sprogspasser
03-09-2014, 04:32 PM
Isn't imagination a rather rare infliction amongst tailed beings? (The part of the brain normally used in imagination is used to wag the tail according to the New Scientist).

Bad ass? Suffering from Delhi belly?

Jehhillenberg
03-10-2014, 07:04 AM
Bad-ass is no longer good?

jaus tail
03-10-2014, 07:24 AM
You need to earn the street rep to be a bad ass. Who gave you entry?

thedark
03-10-2014, 08:17 AM
You know entry isn't necessary for those who truly represent bad-ass, now don't you?

jaus tail
03-10-2014, 08:36 AM
Good one. Are you the baddest of all asses?

Matera the Mad
03-10-2014, 08:53 AM
How does one ass-ess badness of asses?

sprogspasser
03-10-2014, 03:26 PM
calipers?

Sleepysara
03-10-2014, 10:39 PM
My boat?

Matera the Mad
03-11-2014, 02:13 AM
By the seat of our pants? :D

thedark
03-11-2014, 03:14 AM
You just wanted to talk about pants, didn't you?

Matera the Mad
03-11-2014, 06:54 AM
Are you trying to get inside of some?

thedark
03-11-2014, 08:14 AM
Depends on whose, doesn't it?

jaus tail
03-11-2014, 10:32 AM
What if the person is wearing shorts?

LA*78
03-11-2014, 10:33 AM
Who wears short shorts?

sprogspasser
03-11-2014, 03:19 PM
Isn't long shorts a contradiction in terms?

arcan
03-11-2014, 03:23 PM
would "short longs" be better?

jaus tail
03-11-2014, 03:41 PM
How long are those legs?

thedark
03-11-2014, 04:39 PM
Now we're talking . . . so tanned, so toned, aren't they?

jaus tail
03-11-2014, 06:09 PM
Are they waxed? Do you feel cold with the wing brazing past those legs? Do you know that there's an extra blanket in my bedroom? Do you think you can fit on my bed? It's a small bed but we can manage. Do you want to protect your body from the cruel cold winds and seek shelter in my bedroom?

thedark
03-12-2014, 01:30 AM
Do you want to survive the day?

jaus tail
03-12-2014, 06:46 AM
Aren't Sundays meant to spend lying lazily at home?

Matera the Mad
03-12-2014, 07:56 AM
Ans shouldn't one spend them appropriately lying in the sun?

jaus tail
03-12-2014, 08:40 AM
Wouldn't you burn if you lie in the sun?

Steve Coate
03-13-2014, 06:14 AM
Wouldn't you die of exposure, radiation, or any number of other things before you made it that close to the sun?

jaus tail
03-13-2014, 07:17 AM
Isn't it a unique way to commit suicide?

thedark
03-13-2014, 08:45 AM
Wait... are we poaching on my wish from the Wish Thread (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29438&page=345)?

jaus tail
03-13-2014, 08:58 AM
Why do you want to poach?

Matera the Mad
03-15-2014, 02:35 AM
What else would I do with these extra eggs?

Steve Coate
03-15-2014, 07:30 AM
Take up juggling?

Matera the Mad
03-15-2014, 07:41 AM
Doesn't that take balls?

thedark
03-15-2014, 08:00 AM
We're going to need Jaus for that, aren't we?

jaus tail
03-15-2014, 09:19 AM
Are you gonna juggle me among your friends? Like you and your bikini clad friends would push me around with you hands? Would ya?

sprogspasser
03-15-2014, 02:53 PM
Didn't you hear the mad one that that takes balls? Doesn't that count you out?

jaus tail
03-16-2014, 11:07 AM
Do you always listen to what others say? Have you ever followed your own heart?

Thuro
03-16-2014, 11:10 AM
Do AW regulars have hearts?

thedark
03-16-2014, 04:58 PM
Tasty hearts, or the kind that call for cuddles and teddy bears?

iLion
03-17-2014, 01:03 AM
Couldn't have meant Hearts, the card game?

Nymtoc
03-17-2014, 02:20 AM
Don't AW regulars have telltale hearts?

jaus tail
03-17-2014, 06:05 AM
Of what use is an honest heart if thy brain doesn't function well to identify whether the sentence asks for a 'since' or a 'for'?

Steve Coate
03-17-2014, 06:52 AM
So what you're saying is that improper word youse is a sign of a good heart?

Matera the Mad
03-17-2014, 08:49 AM
Would anyone with a good heart cause so much grammatical pain?

Nymtoc
03-17-2014, 08:57 AM
Didn't J.K. Rowling write “Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it..."?

Thuro
03-17-2014, 10:57 AM
Didn't she write that after killing weasely?

sprogspasser
03-17-2014, 02:11 PM
Didn't that twerp need killing?

arcan
03-17-2014, 03:51 PM
Did any of her characters not need killing ?

jaus tail
03-17-2014, 07:52 PM
Do you not like happy endings, where everyone lives peacefully, the evil people realize the futility of selfish desires, the murderers put down their axes and swords and the lost dogs return to the houses?

thedark
03-17-2014, 11:22 PM
What kind of world does Jaus live in?

Matera the Mad
03-18-2014, 04:43 AM
Perhaps somewhere on the tail end of the Universe?

Nymtoc
03-18-2014, 04:50 AM
Are we making jaus tail the butt of a joke?

Matera the Mad
03-18-2014, 04:56 AM
Don't tails grow on butts?

thedark
03-18-2014, 06:18 AM
Or on mountains. Wait, is that trails?

jaus tail
03-18-2014, 07:54 AM
Why don't I clear your doubt by taking you to the Great Divide Trail and throw you off the cliff?

Robbert
03-18-2014, 04:43 PM
Have you already sent out the invitations?

thedark
03-18-2014, 05:57 PM
Who else thinks Jaus needs a friendly intervention?

Nymtoc
03-18-2014, 06:45 PM
Does Jaus understand that a tail can be bobbed?

sprogspasser
03-18-2014, 07:04 PM
Is it true that Jaus went for a tail bobbing but a nurse with a grudge turned him on his back just before the surgeon swept in, cut and swept out?

Matera the Mad
03-18-2014, 07:10 PM
And no butts about it...right?

jaus tail
03-18-2014, 07:26 PM
Do you know that I can turn into a giant, human killing bear at will, with a paw that can thwart you off the face of Earth and if I smash you with my palms, you'd turn into one of those skinny models you humans show on TV?

arcan
03-18-2014, 08:49 PM
If Jaus tail twitches
and Jaus just switches,
when the giant smashes
does my butt rashes
from his rough palms?

Matera the Mad
03-19-2014, 02:19 AM
Oooo, can I watch?

Komnena
03-19-2014, 05:35 AM
Is all this really necessary?

Matera the Mad
03-19-2014, 06:24 AM
What does "all this" entail?

Komnena
03-19-2014, 07:06 AM
Does it involve selling things at retail price?

Nymtoc
03-19-2014, 07:13 AM
Are you trying to curtail our use of words containing "-tail"?

jaus tail
03-19-2014, 07:33 AM
Doesn't psychology say that those who curtail freedom once enjoyed it, that those who hate most fervently must have once loved deeply, that those who want to deny the world must have once embraced what they now set on fire?

Robbert
03-19-2014, 05:39 PM
Has anyone tried to curtail Jaus' right of speech?

Nymtoc
03-19-2014, 05:49 PM
How should we go about it?

sprogspasser
03-19-2014, 06:40 PM
shouldn't we start with his tail?

Jehhillenberg
03-19-2014, 07:36 PM
Jaus tail?

jaus tail
03-19-2014, 08:02 PM
Are you summoning me to give me the holiday ticket to Andaman and Nicobar Islands, that we had discussed the other day?

thedark
03-19-2014, 09:48 PM
Shouldn't we put Jaus in jail?
But then, he might get bail.
And oh, how we would fail.
In the night air would come a wail.

Then, we'd pick up his trail,
Tracking him through the grey shale,
He would sneak through midnight's vale,
Come rain or sleet or gale.

And just when he's tipped the scale,
Waving back at land from his ship's rail,
And we bemoan our loss with sharp exhale,
From the depths will come revenge--a whale.

The logs crack, for the ship is frail.
Such an attack, it was never meant to curtail.
Screams and splashes come, oh does the beast prevail!
All for one desire, the burning lust for Jaus's tail!

Jehhillenberg
03-19-2014, 09:56 PM
Was that a rhetorical question, thedark? :D

sprogspasser
03-19-2014, 10:56 PM
Aren't all questions probes into the dark?

Jehhillenberg
03-19-2014, 11:07 PM
Are you taking a stab in the the dark about that?

sprogspasser
03-19-2014, 11:52 PM
Isn't it more like a thrust in the dark?

parakeety
03-19-2014, 11:57 PM
Did I hear the words "thrust" and "dark"?

Matera the Mad
03-20-2014, 03:24 AM
If you were listening, why do you have to ask?

thedark
03-20-2014, 06:03 AM
The dark blushes; the dark summons. Who wants to play?

jaus tail
03-20-2014, 07:17 AM
Which game do you suggest?

thedark
03-20-2014, 07:59 AM
What games do you know?

jaus tail
03-20-2014, 08:09 AM
How about we skip games and go to the park instead? I've heard it gets spooky at night with zombies roaming around. It'd be fun beating a few zombies and knocking their heads off. I got an extra shot gun for you. It may get messy after shooting the zombies, so we can always dive in the pool for a quick bath. What do you think?

thedark
03-20-2014, 04:12 PM
Jaus, you've finally figured out my perfect date. What time you coming by?

And P.S. I have my own shotgun.

And Glock.

And Sig 716 Patrol Rifle.

And backup S&W...

And backups for the backups.

Smooch.

jaus tail
03-20-2014, 06:50 PM
We'll first kill zombies in the park, then bathe in the pool, make-out and later go home to our respective pets.

Is twenthy-one twenty-five hours ok for you or are you busy with other priorities?

thedark
03-21-2014, 12:00 AM
Is this before or after the gun show, again?

Matera the Mad
03-21-2014, 06:28 AM
Wouldn't you rather it be after, so you can be better prepared?

jaus tail
03-21-2014, 06:54 AM
Don't you think that gun shows are an unhealthy means to outlet one's anger?

Matera the Mad
03-21-2014, 07:41 AM
Who said anyon'e angry?

jaus tail
03-21-2014, 08:09 AM
Don't we all get angry when the laptop hangs up after typing a major chunk of our novel?

sprogspasser
03-21-2014, 03:36 PM
Who said anything about writing?