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Drachen Jager
06-22-2013, 09:29 AM
What kind of fun?

LA*78
06-22-2013, 09:43 AM
What are you offering?

Drachen Jager
06-22-2013, 09:45 AM
Is asking what kind of fun you're interested in inherently an offer of my own personal services?

LA*78
06-22-2013, 09:50 AM
Isn't it worth knowing what's on offer before making a selection?

Dunedain
06-22-2013, 10:01 AM
Are you seriously suggesting that?

LA*78
06-22-2013, 10:03 AM
Isn't the problem still that no suggestions have been made?

Dunedain
06-22-2013, 10:05 AM
What kind of suggestion would you like me to make?

WriterWho
06-22-2013, 10:08 AM
Ah...is the newb breaking out of her shell?

How about in a few more posts I'll properly welcome you?

Dunedain
06-22-2013, 10:09 AM
How did you know?

Depends, will this welcome be as creepy as some infer it to be?

WriterWho
06-22-2013, 10:15 AM
Have you read back in this thread yet to get a general idea of our discussions?

Dunedain
06-22-2013, 10:17 AM
Should I?

WriterWho
06-22-2013, 10:29 AM
Isn't it wise to judge the depth of the water before diving in head first? ;)

Drachen Jager
06-22-2013, 10:41 AM
Or, if said water is a metaphor for WW, shouldn't one check for piranhas?

LA*78
06-22-2013, 10:51 AM
How come I never got an official welcome?


*chucks foot-stomping jealous hissyfit*

Dunedain
06-22-2013, 10:54 AM
Are you jealous?

(joking, of course. :) )

WriterWho
06-22-2013, 10:59 AM
*snickers* LA, if we're going off of DJ's - very kind - metaphor, are you saying you want me to eat you?


(that's a pretty good welcome if I ever saw one)

LA*78
06-22-2013, 11:10 AM
Do you really have to ask?

WriterWho
06-22-2013, 11:38 AM
:roll: Don't police officers even give some kind of a warning before they tell you to 'assume the position'?

LA*78
06-22-2013, 11:52 AM
Have you been asked by a police officer to assume the position? Was he a hottie? Did he cuff you? What position did you assume?

WriterWho
06-22-2013, 12:12 PM
Does is still count if it's role playing?

LA*78
06-22-2013, 12:16 PM
Do you think I'm a stickler for reality?

Jehhillenberg
06-22-2013, 05:10 PM
Isn't fiction better than reality? Is truth stranger than fiction?

Drachen Jager
06-22-2013, 09:13 PM
Doesn't that depend on which truth and which fiction you choose to compare?

Jehhillenberg
06-22-2013, 11:11 PM
Well aren't fantasies *ahem* usually fictional, and can't the truth sound crazy at times?

Liralen
06-23-2013, 12:02 AM
Wouldn't it also depend on the stranger?

Jehhillenberg
06-23-2013, 12:05 AM
Concerning fiction or truth?

Steve Coate
06-23-2013, 01:14 AM
Isn't one stranger than the other?

WriterWho
06-23-2013, 03:00 AM
In reality, aren't strangers usually a little strange to the senses until you get to know them?

LA*78
06-23-2013, 03:20 AM
But don't you agree, that even once you get to know them and they are no longer strangers, some continue to be strange?

WriterWho
06-23-2013, 03:31 AM
:roll: Only some?

Matera the Mad
06-23-2013, 05:55 AM
Don't you like continuity?

Liralen
06-23-2013, 06:22 AM
Ever notice that with some, the longer and better you know them, the stranger they become?

WriterWho
06-23-2013, 06:25 AM
Aren't they usually the most fun, since there's never a dull conversation?

Liralen
06-23-2013, 06:34 AM
Well . . . you've never had an SO who, you learned, had multiple personalities, the strangest of which was some sort of demon, have you?

*but it wasn't boring . . . I'll give you that, lol*

WriterWho
06-23-2013, 06:56 AM
Perhaps that would be a bit much? *hugs*

Liralen
06-23-2013, 07:07 AM
But how much are you willing to bet he shows up in a storyline somewhere? :D

WriterWho
06-23-2013, 07:48 AM
:roll:

Do you know I've never put anyone I know into a story? Does that mean I don't know enough "interesting" people?

Liralen
06-23-2013, 07:53 AM
Think maybe it just means you've been lucky . . . so far? :D

*odd thing I've noticed, none of my MCs have parents who have any part in their lives . . . can't imagine why, lol. Although I do have one notebook of character sketches for a story that has a couple of certifiable mothers who appear*

WriterWho
06-23-2013, 08:13 AM
Do I want luck on my side, if she's a bitch half the time?

Matera the Mad
06-23-2013, 08:17 AM
Couldn't you tell her it's a part-time job?

Jehhillenberg
06-23-2013, 08:30 AM
Would she care how much it pays, and about its benefits?

Steve Coate
06-23-2013, 09:07 AM
Do you think she'd bitch about it all the time?

Jehhillenberg
06-23-2013, 09:09 AM
Did you like saying that? :D

WriterWho
06-23-2013, 09:15 AM
It kind of worked though, didn't it? :ROFL:

SkipDetour
06-23-2013, 09:25 AM
Would it work if she didn't?

WriterWho
06-23-2013, 09:33 AM
Wouldn't she be loved by all if she didn't?

Steve Coate
06-23-2013, 09:47 AM
Did you like saying that? :D

Y'know, I think I did. :)

Steve Coate
06-23-2013, 09:51 AM
If she didn't, and thus was loved by all, would she then be hated by nun? Perhaps out of habit?

Drachen Jager
06-23-2013, 09:53 AM
Don't people make their own luck?

WriterWho
06-23-2013, 10:00 AM
Would you care to explain how one can make "luck", since "luck" by definition is "brought on by chance, not one's own actions"? And if you have the secret recipe to "luck", why aren't you selling it? And...can I get in on the deal?

LA*78
06-23-2013, 10:06 AM
Do you think he'd sell you good luck or tough luck?

WriterWho
06-23-2013, 10:11 AM
Wouldn't they have to go hand-in-hand?

LA*78
06-23-2013, 10:30 AM
Ewww what if they've got sweaty palms?

Liralen
06-23-2013, 06:55 PM
If Luck is a lady, would her palms ever be sweaty? And wouldn't she be carrying white gloves, just in case?



*oh, and it's Kharma who's a bitch sometimes, lol. Lady Luck is fickle. They get annoyed when people confuse them* ;)

Lavern08
06-24-2013, 12:04 AM
Wasn't Lady Luck once married to that guy, Lucky Strike?

Steve Coate
06-24-2013, 01:21 AM
Didn't they get a divorce after his Union shenanigans?

Jehhillenberg
06-24-2013, 02:39 AM
What kind of shenanigans?

Liralen
06-24-2013, 05:19 AM
Wasn't he caught wearing white after Labor Day?

LA*78
06-24-2013, 05:25 AM
Do you know, the powers that be moved Labor Day from May to October where I live, presumably so we are not the only state to not have a public holiday after footy finals weekend?

Liralen
06-24-2013, 05:26 AM
Would you believe that here, Labor Day is the first Monday in September?

LA*78
06-24-2013, 05:30 AM
I would, afterall it makes as much sense as us having May Day in October, doesn't it?

Liralen
06-24-2013, 05:32 AM
May Day in October . . . is that another example of government bureaucracy, hard at work?

Drachen Jager
06-24-2013, 06:03 AM
Would you believe here we have mayday whenever a ship is sinking?

LA*78
06-24-2013, 06:14 AM
Would you believe here, whenever we have a ship sinking, we have an environmentally-driven outpouring of rage toward the incompetent captain?

WriterWho
06-24-2013, 07:12 AM
What about the captains who jump ship before everyone is off? Would you call that incompetence or cowardice...or both?

LA*78
06-24-2013, 07:14 AM
Is 'shark bait' an option?

WriterWho
06-24-2013, 07:17 AM
:roll: He did become "shark-camera-bait", didn't he?

LA*78
06-24-2013, 07:48 AM
Will you be offended if I tell you you've lost me?

But I'm laughing at the fact that you cracked yourself up...
Also Radioactive is playing on the radio right now, and every time I hear it I imagine your red head bopping away, which is rather creepy given I only know what you look like from the chin up...

WriterWho
06-24-2013, 08:11 AM
:ROFL: *red head bopping, eyes closed, one fist beating the air, hips slowly swaying..."welcome to the age, to the new age, welcome to the new age, to the new age, READY TO ROCK YOU, READY TO ROCK YOU"*




You probably wouldn't be at all surprised to realize I do that to a lot of people, would you?

Drachen Jager
06-24-2013, 07:55 PM
Are you thinking of the Costa Concordia?

iLion
06-24-2013, 08:38 PM
Why do you care how much an accordion cost?

Drachen Jager
06-24-2013, 09:19 PM
Did you take the small bus to school?

Liralen
06-24-2013, 10:51 PM
Do you mean "the short bus?"

Jehhillenberg
06-24-2013, 11:11 PM
What if I took the short bus because a full bus load was hell?

Liralen
06-24-2013, 11:21 PM
Isn't any bus pretty much hell?

Jehhillenberg
06-24-2013, 11:23 PM
Is that why cars are better? :D

eliza_anne
06-25-2013, 01:00 AM
If cars are better than buses, what are better than cars?

WriterWho
06-25-2013, 01:13 AM
Wouldn't that be a motorcycle...then a bicycle...then your own two feet?

LA*78
06-25-2013, 01:15 AM
Is the definition of better different in the northern hemisphere?

Drachen Jager
06-25-2013, 01:16 AM
What's better than walking?

Jehhillenberg
06-25-2013, 03:17 AM
Flying?

Drachen Jager
06-25-2013, 03:37 AM
In a plane or under your own power?

Jehhillenberg
06-25-2013, 03:48 AM
Doesn't everybody want cool super powers?

Drachen Jager
06-25-2013, 04:07 AM
What kind of superpower would you pick if you had the choice?

LA*78
06-25-2013, 04:18 AM
How great would it be to have mind control powers, so I could summon little minions to do all the crappy stuff I hate having to do?

Jehhillenberg
06-25-2013, 04:24 AM
Yah, and how about the power to transport in thin air from place to place?! Ooh and telepathy?

WriterWho
06-25-2013, 04:36 AM
How about controlling the elements/weather? :banana:

LA*78
06-25-2013, 04:38 AM
If you have that power, and I have mind control, don't I also have your power by proxy?

WriterWho
06-25-2013, 04:39 AM
What if lightning hit you first...?

LA*78
06-25-2013, 04:41 AM
Do you think I'm silly enough not to have pre-planned and controlled you from the start to not allow that to happen?

WriterWho
06-25-2013, 04:44 AM
Even if the land you live on has been under a mysterious drought and your powers are weak from dehydration?

LA*78
06-25-2013, 04:48 AM
Pfft, wouldn't I have made you one of my minions before your powers got that strong?

spamwarrior
06-25-2013, 05:03 AM
What if the minion thing doesn't work out?

LA*78
06-25-2013, 05:04 AM
Dude, it's mind control - how could it possibly go wrong? :roll:

Drachen Jager
06-25-2013, 05:59 AM
Does the mind control work at a distance, or do you have to look them in the eye, like Dracula?

Jehhillenberg
06-25-2013, 06:16 AM
Are you planning to abuse your powers? :D

Drachen Jager
06-25-2013, 06:20 AM
Just exactly what kind of guy do you think I am?

Of course I'm going to abuse them! That's the whole point in having superpowers, isn't it? Why don't you ask LA*78 what sort of kinky stuff she had planned for her mind control?

LA*78
06-25-2013, 06:25 AM
It wouldn't be much of a superpower if it had silly limitations like distance would it?

WriterWho
06-25-2013, 06:50 AM
Who would you team up with in the kinky affair of mind control?

LA*78
06-25-2013, 07:00 AM
How many can I choose?

Oh wait, was that a question for the unicorn?

Jehhillenberg
06-25-2013, 07:00 AM
Have we now stumbled upon the reason why humans do not possess super powers? *ahem*

Liralen
06-25-2013, 07:04 AM
Does mind control work on the mindless? And if not, then how do you use mind control on minions?

LA*78
06-25-2013, 07:11 AM
Do you want me to stamp my feet? Is that what you want? OF COURSE it works - it's a SUPER power isn't it? Not just a regular power, a super power - geddit?!

Liralen
06-25-2013, 07:13 AM
But, super or not, how can you control something that isn't there to be controlled?

*my superpower is obviously being annoyingly logical regarding the obvious* :D

Jehhillenberg
06-25-2013, 07:14 AM
Has this subject gotten LA all worked up? :roll:

LA*78
06-25-2013, 07:16 AM
Just because they don't know their mind, doesn't necessarily mean it isn't there - does it?

Jehhillenberg
06-25-2013, 07:18 AM
Are we being mind-f**ked here?

LA*78
06-25-2013, 07:20 AM
Would that be kinky?

Liralen
06-25-2013, 07:27 AM
Could that be fixed with some straightening creme and a blow dryer?

LA*78
06-25-2013, 07:30 AM
Possibly, but that sounds like a lot of work - think I could mind control a minion into doing it for me?

Liralen
06-25-2013, 07:34 AM
I don't know, do you think you could?

Drachen Jager
06-25-2013, 08:34 AM
What else would you get your minions to do?

LA*78
06-25-2013, 08:39 AM
Wouldn't it be easier to list what I wouldn't get them to do?

As a side note, my son just came home from a holiday at his Grandma's. She took him to see Despicable Me 2. The first thing he said to me was that he wants a minion. Obviously genius is hereditary.

Liralen
06-25-2013, 08:46 AM
How do you get tiny little fish to do anything except swim and eat?

LA*78
06-25-2013, 08:49 AM
Do you mean minnows?

Liralen
06-25-2013, 08:50 AM
You didn't think we were talking carp, did you?

LA*78
06-25-2013, 08:53 AM
Don't we usually?

Liralen
06-25-2013, 08:54 AM
You mean you aren't being sincerely serious?

WriterWho
06-25-2013, 09:16 AM
Can anyone else visualize us all sitting around a fine dinner table, wine glasses in hand, serious faces on...having this conversation?



:ROFL:

LA*78
06-25-2013, 09:18 AM
You have a serious face?

WriterWho
06-25-2013, 09:26 AM
*lips twitching* Is that hard to believe?

Liralen
06-25-2013, 09:26 AM
You mean we're not?

Drachen Jager
06-25-2013, 10:17 AM
Isn't this the sort of conversation you guys usually have?

WriterWho
06-25-2013, 10:21 AM
*glances at breasts, back up* Why are you calling us 'guys'?

LA*78
06-25-2013, 10:28 AM
And just as importantly, are you suggesting you aren't usually right in the thick of it?

Jehhillenberg
06-25-2013, 10:31 AM
The "thick of it"? Hmm?

And WW, do you know that your actions have consequences? :D

LA*78
06-25-2013, 10:38 AM
What's wrong Jeh? Are you finding my terminology hard to swallow?

Jehhillenberg
06-25-2013, 10:40 AM
*blushes* *gulps*

Now, how do you expect me to appropriately respond to that on here?

http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/userpics/10172/smileyvault-cute-big-smiley-animated-025.gif (http://www.smileyvault.com/)

>compass<
06-25-2013, 11:24 AM
You have a keyboard, haven't you?

Robbert
06-25-2013, 03:35 PM
She most certainly has, but what if she types words which don't make it past the naughty-filter?

Liralen
06-25-2013, 06:42 PM
Jeh? Naughty?

WriterWho
06-25-2013, 07:19 PM
:hooray: Did someone say the word 'naughty'?

Drachen Jager
06-25-2013, 07:21 PM
Can someone explain in graphic detail for me?

WriterWho
06-25-2013, 07:31 PM
Does this help you...

N-A-U-G-H-T-Y?

Drachen Jager
06-25-2013, 08:19 PM
Wouldn't you prefer a sign to hang on your door like this one?

http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/funny-dear-santa-judgemental-bastard-sign-pics.jpg

WriterWho
06-25-2013, 08:41 PM
thank you, I just snorted water out of my nose...and it hurts, darn it! :tongue







Do you think it would keep sales people away?

iLion
06-25-2013, 09:07 PM
Does anything keep sales people away?

talkwrite
06-25-2013, 09:08 PM
How about a sale?

Liralen
06-25-2013, 09:43 PM
I have a look that sends them fleeing in terror . . . wanna borrow it?

WriterWho
06-25-2013, 11:15 PM
Would you mind teaching it to me?

LA*78
06-26-2013, 01:24 AM
Would I be right in thinking it doesn't involve a duck-face pout?

Drachen Jager
06-26-2013, 02:36 AM
What's a good spoonerism for duck face?

LA*78
06-26-2013, 02:53 AM
What's your benchmark for 'good'?

Drachen Jager
06-26-2013, 03:00 AM
Well, isn't a good spoonerism meant to be funny?

Jehhillenberg
06-26-2013, 04:05 AM
What's a good spoonerism for duck face?

Luck lace? Suck face? Am I getting closer? :tongue

Jehhillenberg
06-26-2013, 04:07 AM
Funny spoonerism? Like All-Timer's Disease?

LA*78
06-26-2013, 04:13 AM
For it to be a Spoonerism, don't you have to use the existing letters and switch them in corresponding positions (so swap the first letter on each word, or the first two letters etc)? Can anyone think of any that make any sense from 'duck face'?

Jehhillenberg
06-26-2013, 04:21 AM
Is this fun?

LA*78
06-26-2013, 04:28 AM
Did you think DJ's party games would be a little more interesting than this?

JoBird
06-26-2013, 04:57 AM
What's your benchmark for "interesting"?

LA*78
06-26-2013, 05:02 AM
Is there an industry standard we could use?

Liralen
06-26-2013, 05:11 AM
What kind of bench are we talking here: weight, work, sideline . . . ?

JoBird
06-26-2013, 05:14 AM
How do you feel about a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being my average Saturday night and 10 being that Dos Equis fellow?

LA*78
06-26-2013, 05:14 AM
Do we even want to wonder what type of marks?

JoBird
06-26-2013, 05:16 AM
Are stretch marks interesting?

LA*78
06-26-2013, 05:18 AM
How do you feel about a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being my average Saturday night and 10 being that Dos Equis fellow?

Is it a bad sign that after googling Dos Equis I found myself bored hearing his accomplishments? (He's got nothing on Old Spice man.)

What about stretch marks would make them interesting?

JoBird
06-26-2013, 05:21 AM
Isn't everything stretchy a little interesting? Remember Stretch Armstrong? He was interesting, wasn't he?

JoBird
06-26-2013, 05:24 AM
Is it a bad sign that after googling Dos Equis I found myself bored hearing his accomplishments? (He's got nothing on Old Spice man.)

Good grief--how high is your bar?

LA*78
06-26-2013, 05:28 AM
Will it upset you to know I had to google Stretch Armstrong too?

JoBird
06-26-2013, 05:33 AM
Do you live under a rock?

(waiting for you to google 'rock'...)

Liralen
06-26-2013, 05:36 AM
Maybe the appeal of Dos Equis and Stretch Armstrong didn't stretch all the way to Oz?

JoBird
06-26-2013, 05:40 AM
Is LA*78 a good witch or a bad witch?

Liralen
06-26-2013, 05:55 AM
Do you mean "good or bad" as in effective?

JoBird
06-26-2013, 06:06 AM
Wait, are we talking about Oz as in the movie, or Oz as in the tv series? Does LA*78 live over the rainbow?

Liralen
06-26-2013, 06:10 AM
Shouldn't you ask her, Q.E.D.?

LA*78
06-26-2013, 06:15 AM
:popcorn:

JoBird
06-26-2013, 06:29 AM
Is it privileged information or something?

Steve Coate
06-26-2013, 06:38 AM
How much do you want to bet someone at the NSA Verizon has the answer?

Drachen Jager
06-26-2013, 06:43 AM
Shall we arrest Steve Coate for treason now, or wait until he implicates himself further?

Steve Coate
06-26-2013, 06:56 AM
Shall I plead the Fifth Amendment, then?

Liralen
06-26-2013, 07:00 AM
Or just ask for a fifth?

Drachen Jager
06-26-2013, 07:15 AM
Isn't he more deserving of a section eight, than the fifth amendment?

I thought the U.S. constitution only applied to people the government likes these days?

Liralen
06-26-2013, 07:23 AM
Maybe eight fifths?

*you think that's something new?*

LA*78
06-26-2013, 07:27 AM
What are we divvying up?

Drachen Jager
06-26-2013, 07:31 AM
Can I have a fifth of scotch?

Liralen
06-26-2013, 07:44 AM
If we meet at the mission at midnight, we'll divvy up there?

*obscure song, double music geek points if you recognize it, lol*

Drachen Jager
06-26-2013, 07:55 AM
Who says I want to share?

WriterWho
06-26-2013, 08:22 AM
How did I get pulled into this?

Drachen Jager
06-26-2013, 09:13 AM
Don't you manage to insinuate yourself just about everywhere without any kind of coaxing whatsoever?

Jehhillenberg
06-26-2013, 10:16 AM
Haha, doesn't this ^ person do the same...albeit in a different manner?

:poke:

Drachen Jager
06-26-2013, 10:23 AM
Don't I usually have the decency to wait for some good innuendo?

Jehhillenberg
06-26-2013, 10:26 AM
Well, aren't you the gentleman, to wait?

LA*78
06-26-2013, 10:30 AM
Isn't it more likely he's just too lazy to put in the ground work?

Jehhillenberg
06-26-2013, 10:35 AM
Seems like that type, huh?

Drachen Jager
06-26-2013, 10:37 AM
Is that a bad thing?

Jehhillenberg
06-26-2013, 10:41 AM
No way, 'cuz is it bad being on the bottom? :D

Drachen Jager
06-26-2013, 10:47 AM
Does anyone else here really like the word "bottom"?

Jehhillenberg
06-26-2013, 10:53 AM
Prefer more appropriate synonyms?

Robbert
06-26-2013, 02:19 PM
I would--how about "buttocks"?

LA*78
06-26-2013, 02:27 PM
Really? Doesn't that sound like something a grandmother would say?
Can I get any votes for arse?

WriterWho
06-26-2013, 05:02 PM
How about 'hella-fine arse'?

Liralen
06-26-2013, 06:56 PM
But wait, wasn't Bottom the one transformed into an ass?

WriterWho
06-26-2013, 07:37 PM
What are you heehawing about? <-----Get it? Heehawing and ass? :roll:

Liralen
06-26-2013, 08:21 PM
Are you sure you didn't mistake "hee-hawing" for "gee-hawing?" :p

*which might explain how you got pulled into this* :D

iLion
06-26-2013, 08:54 PM
What about Yee-hawing, or hem-hawing?

WriterWho
06-26-2013, 09:15 PM
Would you believe I had a similar conversation with my copy editor for King Hall since I made a mistake, typing "heehawing" (the sound a donkey makes) instead of "hemhawing"?




(She got a good laugh out of it because she really thought I meant to do it that way - and it kind of worked (I ended up changing it completely though :) ))

iLion
06-26-2013, 09:20 PM
Well... did you tell smarty-pants editor that it was your intentional way of telling the reader the person in question is an ass? And that apparently, that went right over Editor's head?

WriterWho
06-26-2013, 09:26 PM
:ROFL: Would you believe she and I worked really well together?




(she's great)

iLion
06-26-2013, 09:34 PM
I do not doubt that... do you think I can't feel the continuing glow of joy and inner peace residual after your recent writing victory? Or is that a different after-glow I sense?

Drachen Jager
06-26-2013, 09:54 PM
Like she can only have one afterglow at a time?

WriterWho
06-26-2013, 10:20 PM
What colors would they be?

Drachen Jager
06-26-2013, 10:30 PM
Wouldn't they all be purple or scarlett?

iLion
06-26-2013, 10:52 PM
Or perhaps a rosť blush?

Drachen Jager
06-26-2013, 11:45 PM
Wouldn't that be boring?

LA*78
06-27-2013, 12:38 AM
Would that be an afterglow or an afterburn?

Drachen Jager
06-27-2013, 12:52 AM
That depends on the weather and how much time you spent outdoors, wouldn't it?

iLion
06-27-2013, 12:58 AM
Why is it always "after"? Aren't these also 'during'?

Drachen Jager
06-27-2013, 01:16 AM
Do you get a burning sensation in your bottom during, or after eating super-hot chilli?

LA*78
06-27-2013, 01:29 AM
Do you know that ^ kind of ring of fire has absolutely nothing on the ring of fire caused by childbirth? Just sayin'.

Drachen Jager
06-27-2013, 01:42 AM
So, in your books, afterglow/burn is a phenomenon that happens nine months after?

Jehhillenberg
06-27-2013, 03:00 AM
*gasp* So that's where the bundle of joy comes from?!

Drachen Jager
06-27-2013, 03:38 AM
They don't teach this stuff in American schools anymore, do they?

LA*78
06-27-2013, 03:44 AM
Do you think if they taught the reality of squeezing the little buggers out, the population count may begin to dwindle?

Jehhillenberg
06-27-2013, 03:47 AM
Can you repeat that and say it louder?


I don't think the kids heard you, here in the states.

LA*78
06-27-2013, 04:17 AM
Don't you love when you're feeling a bit blah, and a song comes on the radio that just gets you up and going?
And on that note I'm off for a morning of fun-filled laundry and ironing...

Jehhillenberg
06-27-2013, 04:20 AM
Let the music play?

Drachen Jager
06-27-2013, 05:27 AM
Don't you think she's the kind of girl who probably listens to Slipknot?

LA*78
06-27-2013, 05:39 AM
Do you know I have never used Google so much in my life as I have since joining this forum?

FWIW it was this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1orcRTZNU0). Let's not get in to analysing what it means to be motivated by a song about getting your arse dumped...

JoBird
06-27-2013, 06:08 AM
Did that link work for anyone else?

Drachen Jager
06-27-2013, 06:10 AM
Isn't touching one of LA*78's 'links' a good way to get a virus?

LA*78
06-27-2013, 06:11 AM
Didn't it work? Does it work now that I've changed it to a Youtube version?

LA*78
06-27-2013, 06:18 AM
Isn't touching one of LA*78's 'links' a good way to get a virus?

Are you wearing your nasty knickers today?

JoBird
06-27-2013, 06:19 AM
How do I say, "Yes, it worked," as a question?

Liralen
06-27-2013, 06:20 AM
Are you wearing your nasty knickers today?

The question is, were they nasty when he put them on, or did the nasty happen afterward?

*ponders all the piles of horse manure I've cleaned up at the stables over the last couple of months . . . *

LA*78
06-27-2013, 06:27 AM
The question is, were they nasty when he put them on, or did the nasty happen afterward?

*ponders all the piles of horse manure I've cleaned up at the stables over the last couple of months . . . *

Are you suggesting he's full of horse poo?

Liralen
06-27-2013, 06:28 AM
Have you looked at his avie?

Drachen Jager
06-27-2013, 06:29 AM
What makes you think I wear knickers, or pants for that matter?

Liralen
06-27-2013, 06:35 AM
Did anyone else hear an equine nicker?

LA*78
06-27-2013, 06:39 AM
What makes you think I wear knickers, or pants for that matter?

Are you more a g-string and mini-skirt kind of guy?

Drachen Jager
06-27-2013, 06:42 AM
Would you think me less of a man if I told you I'm wearing a leotard and a tutu?

LA*78
06-27-2013, 06:50 AM
What colour?

Drachen Jager
06-27-2013, 06:52 AM
What colour would turn you on?

LA*78
06-27-2013, 06:55 AM
Is that the objective here?

Drachen Jager
06-27-2013, 06:58 AM
Isn't that always the objective everywhere?

LA*78
06-27-2013, 07:05 AM
How could I not have known that?

Liralen
06-27-2013, 07:08 AM
Shall we get you two a room, or a stable?

LA*78
06-27-2013, 07:10 AM
Hang on, don't I get to find out if he picked the right colour first?

Drachen Jager
06-27-2013, 07:21 AM
Well, are you going to tell me what colour tutu and leotard a man would have to wear for it to turn you on, or what?

LA*78
06-27-2013, 07:22 AM
Do you think I'm that easy?

Drachen Jager
06-27-2013, 07:24 AM
Didn't you just imply you were?

LA*78
06-27-2013, 07:29 AM
How do you get that?

Drachen Jager
06-27-2013, 07:32 AM
Didn't you say to Liralen that we'd get a room if I picked the right colour?

LA*78
06-27-2013, 07:33 AM
Any you think I'm just going to tell you the right colour? Where's the challenge in that?

Drachen Jager
06-27-2013, 07:41 AM
What if it's a rainbow outfit, would that count?

LA*78
06-27-2013, 07:42 AM
:( Better luck next time?

Drachen Jager
06-27-2013, 07:47 AM
Are you this cruel to all your suitors?

LA*78
06-27-2013, 07:50 AM
Are you always a sore loser?

WriterWho
06-27-2013, 08:02 AM
Perhaps he's just 'sore' (with a rash)? And seriously...*chokes*...isn't a black leotard with a leopard print tutu the ultimate turn on?

LA*78
06-27-2013, 08:13 AM
What alternate reality are you living in that a man in a black leotard and leopard print tutu is a turn on?

Liralen
06-27-2013, 08:22 AM
Hers?