Do You Think You Could Respond To This? (Part II)

Nymtoc · Sep 22, 2012

Are you saying that picking up a little money might override your ethical concerns?

sprogspasser · Sep 22, 2012

what is this strange thing 'ethical'?

Drachen Jager · Sep 22, 2012

Aren't money and ethics synonymous in modern America?

CDSinex · Sep 22, 2012

In some cases aren't speaking fees a form of hush money?

Nymtoc · Sep 22, 2012

Aren't there other, more permanent ways of hushing someone?

CDSinex · Sep 22, 2012

Are you suggesting we get someone banned?

Nymtoc · Sep 22, 2012

Haven't you ever heard the expression "If the shoe fits..."?

Drachen Jager · Sep 22, 2012

How do I know if you won't finish the expression?

CDSinex · Sep 22, 2012

Isn't it, "If the shoe fits Nymtoc, he will steal it from you"?

Nymtoc · Sep 22, 2012

Are you seriously suggesting that I have tendencies toward pilfering?

CDSinex · Sep 22, 2012

Am I not sitting here bare footed?

strictlytopsecret · Sep 22, 2012

Does anyone still believe in the myth of the superiority of sock footedness?

frankiebrown · Sep 22, 2012

Why wear socks when you can experience the glorious arch support provided by Chacos?

alexaherself · Sep 22, 2012

Wouldn't Louboutins suit you better?

Komnena · Sep 22, 2012

What are Chacos and louboutins?

CDSinex · Sep 22, 2012

Aren't they a kind of taco or burrito?

Nymtoc · Sep 22, 2012

Isn't a burrito a small donkey?

Komnena · Sep 22, 2012

How big a child can ride a burrito?

CDSinex · Sep 22, 2012

Wouldn't that be determined by the size and specific gravity of the burrito?

Nymtoc · Sep 23, 2012

What about the size and specific gravity of the child?

CDSinex · Sep 23, 2012

Didn't Archimedes answer that 2,200 (+/-) years ago?

Nymtoc · Sep 23, 2012

If he did, how does that prevent you from giving us an answer yourself?

CDSinex · Sep 23, 2012

How could I possibly improve on, A child sitting on a burrito is buoyed upward by a force equal to the volume of the guacamole displaced by the child?

Drachen Jager · Sep 23, 2012

Does anyone else think guacamole should rhyme with whack-a-mole?

Nymtoc · Sep 23, 2012

NO, but since you've brought up the subject, did you know that Ira Gershwin's first, placeholder lyrics for a melody his brother George had just written were "Roly-poly, Guacamole," a lyric that eventually became "I Got Rhythm?"*

*This is true.

Do You Think You Could Respond To This? (Part II)

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