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Nymtoc
04-25-2013, 11:09 PM
Supercalifragilisticexpialifearsome?

WriterWho
04-25-2013, 11:14 PM
How about grand, beautiful, humble, intelligent, sweet, endearing, lovely, wholesome, daredevil, caring, bold, surprising, loving, giving, strong, stunning, independent, kind, funny, adventurous . . . any of those work?

flyingtart
04-25-2013, 11:50 PM
Haven't you forgot modest?

Drachen Jager
04-26-2013, 12:00 AM
What about demure, timid, or ladylike?

WriterWho
04-26-2013, 12:10 AM
Um . . . can you believe I prefer supercalifragilisticexpialifearsome over those three choices?

Drachen Jager
04-26-2013, 12:15 AM
Is that because it's the most supercalifragilisticexpialifearsomistic?

WriterWho
04-26-2013, 12:21 AM
Am I that transparent?

captain_ryan
04-26-2013, 12:39 AM
So does the unicorn head on your avatar denote any symbolical meaning in relation to Drachen Jager?

JoBird
04-26-2013, 12:56 AM
Isn't it obvious?

WriterWho
04-26-2013, 12:59 AM
*poses on stairs* Do you like it?

LA*78
04-26-2013, 01:14 AM
I want to say it's symbolic of their horny natures, but isn't that too obvious?

Drachen Jager
04-26-2013, 01:29 AM
Are you implying there's something wrong with that?

Robbert
04-26-2013, 02:54 AM
What would happen to this thread if WW and DJ ceased to be horny?

LA*78
04-26-2013, 03:03 AM
Do you think there'd still be horseplay?

Drachen Jager
04-26-2013, 03:04 AM
Horseplay, or hoseplay?

WriterWho
04-26-2013, 05:38 AM
Can't it be both? :e2brows:

Drachen Jager
04-26-2013, 09:21 AM
Is it just me or did this just go from silly to slightly disturbing?

LA*78
04-26-2013, 10:27 AM
Would it bother you if it was just you?

Nymtoc
04-26-2013, 03:29 PM
Do WW's frequent changes of avatar indicate an artistic temperament or just a mental disorder?

flyingtart
04-26-2013, 03:32 PM
Was that ever in doubt?

WriterWho
04-26-2013, 03:34 PM
Are you guys having trouble keeping up?

Drachen Jager
04-26-2013, 08:16 PM
Aren't there pills they can take for that?

Nymtoc
04-26-2013, 08:19 PM
Shouldn't she be taking the pills?

WriterWho
04-26-2013, 08:20 PM
Are you suggesting I take yours?




:roll:

Nymtoc
04-26-2013, 08:48 PM
Take my what?

WriterWho
04-26-2013, 09:55 PM
Well, I meant the pills DJ mentioned you should take, but...what would you like me to take?

Drachen Jager
04-26-2013, 10:13 PM
Oh, I think you know, don't you?

flyingtart
04-26-2013, 10:18 PM
A hike?

Jehhillenberg
04-26-2013, 11:53 PM
A bike? Or something to straddle?

Drachen Jager
04-27-2013, 12:38 AM
What else would you like to straddle?

Jehhillenberg
04-27-2013, 02:47 AM
Sounds like something on all fours is out of the question?

Drachen Jager
04-27-2013, 03:00 AM
Aren't you worried about the reaction from PETA?

Jehhillenberg
04-27-2013, 06:31 AM
Did you know I'm an advocate of PETA and they approve of my care for animals?

Nymtoc
04-27-2013, 07:38 AM
What about those mousetraps around your house?

Robbert
04-27-2013, 06:03 PM
...and what does she do with all those mouse pelts?

Jehhillenberg
04-27-2013, 06:45 PM
have someone else handle the job?

Nymtoc
04-27-2013, 08:14 PM
Just what can be done with mouse pelts? Should we take a closer look at her so-called suede shoes?

Drachen Jager
04-27-2013, 09:37 PM
Should we ask what she fed the mice to turn them blue?

CDSinex
04-27-2013, 11:20 PM
Have you considered that maybe it was just a bad break-up?

Drachen Jager
04-28-2013, 12:20 AM
Are you suggesting she broke their cute, little mouse-hearts then mercilessly slaughtered them to use as fabric for her new shoes?

Jehhillenberg
04-28-2013, 01:47 AM
Is anyone else's heart breaking from hearing what all this poor mouse has been through?

LA*78
04-28-2013, 02:10 AM
Blue fur? Is it possible poor mousey was part of the octogenarian blue-rinse brigade?

Drachen Jager
04-28-2013, 03:25 AM
Do mice get that old?

LA*78
04-28-2013, 03:30 AM
How many mouse-years to each human year do you think there are?

Nymtoc
04-28-2013, 07:38 AM
Shouldn't we value the quality of the mouse-years, not the number?

JoBird
04-28-2013, 07:58 AM
What would the mouse value?

Drachen Jager
04-28-2013, 08:07 AM
Is the next bubble going to be the mousing market?

Nymtoc
04-28-2013, 08:19 AM
Is that where this little mouse went to market, this little mouse stayed home?

Drachen Jager
04-28-2013, 08:58 AM
Aren't you thinking of piggies?

WriterWho
04-28-2013, 01:39 PM
Did the little piggie have roast beef?

Robbert
04-28-2013, 02:23 PM
How else would it have contracted the BSE virus?

LA*78
04-28-2013, 03:09 PM
Who are you calling a mad cow?

Drachen Jager
04-28-2013, 08:23 PM
Are you sure BSE is a virus, not perhaps, a prion?

Robbert
04-28-2013, 09:37 PM
^ :Thumbs: Just checked, BSE is a prion disease--who else would have known?

WriterWho
04-28-2013, 09:54 PM
Perhaps the unicorn full of random facts? Or google?

Nymtoc
04-28-2013, 11:33 PM
Wouldn't WW have known? Aren't those glasses a sign of wisdom?

CDSinex
04-29-2013, 12:01 AM
Is sitting with a bunch of empty bar glasses in front of you a sign of wisdom?

Nymtoc
04-29-2013, 12:33 AM
Don't drunks sometimes have a flash of inspiration?

Steve Coate
04-29-2013, 03:16 AM
Is that what you call it?

WriterWho
04-29-2013, 03:18 AM
Has anyone not thought at least once they were a genius while drunk?

Jehhillenberg
04-29-2013, 03:52 AM
And for us creative types, doesn't the bottle get the creative juices flowing?

Nymtoc
04-29-2013, 04:03 AM
Only the creative juices? ;)

WriterWho
04-29-2013, 04:09 AM
:roll: What have you done while drunk?

LA*78
04-29-2013, 04:11 AM
Doesn't everything look better through beer goggles?

WriterWho
04-29-2013, 04:22 AM
What if you wear two pairs of beer googles?

Jehhillenberg
04-29-2013, 04:36 AM
That person looks twice as good?

WriterWho
04-29-2013, 04:40 AM
Perhaps we should all wear two pairs of beer goggles then? Or would that only keep us at our current level - times two? And how long would it take for that to become the new normal?

Anyone catch all of that?

LA*78
04-29-2013, 04:46 AM
Aren't the effects of good beer goggles exponential?

Colchise
04-29-2013, 05:16 AM
Aren't the effects of good beer exponentially better than being sober?

WriterWho
04-29-2013, 07:54 AM
Doesn't that depend on what you can remember in the morning?

LA*78
04-29-2013, 07:59 AM
If you can remember in the morning, was the beer really that good?

Drachen Jager
04-29-2013, 09:49 AM
If you drank that much, do you even want to remember in the morning?

LA*78
04-29-2013, 10:29 AM
Are you a sloppy drunk DJ?

Drachen Jager
04-29-2013, 07:51 PM
What makes you think I drink at all?

Nymtoc
04-29-2013, 08:13 PM
Isn't it well known that your drinking leads to your notorious anal product?

http://s17.postimg.org/3o3a94l9r/bigstockphoto_colorful_cocktails_2813918.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

WriterWho
04-29-2013, 08:41 PM
Why do we have to bring up DJ's-anal-anything in association with that pretty pic? ;)

Jehhillenberg
04-29-2013, 11:10 PM
Doesn't it just ruin the image for ya?

BONUS: Think that could be a new drink, the "Anal Drachen" or "Anal DJ" or "Anal Jager"?


:D

talkwrite
04-29-2013, 11:15 PM
Are you being sucked in by that picture?

captain_ryan
04-29-2013, 11:45 PM
Is that better than having your mind blown?

LA*78
04-30-2013, 01:50 AM
After all this talk of DJ's arse, isn't it probable that the only body part likely to be blown is the mind?

captain_ryan
04-30-2013, 02:14 AM
I don't know. Don't equines get a lot of fiber?

LA*78
04-30-2013, 02:17 AM
Speaking of fibre.... um... what's everyone up to today/tonight?

WriterWho
04-30-2013, 02:27 AM
Would you believe I finally have time to beta read ten more pages tonight?

Jehhillenberg
04-30-2013, 02:34 AM
Are you deliberately trying to make me feel like a total slacker? :)

LA*78
04-30-2013, 03:02 AM
I have uni work I should be doing, but it's raining and rainy weather means I should be snuggled up with a good book, doesn't it?

Drachen Jager
04-30-2013, 05:47 AM
Don't you mean snuggled up with a four-letter-word-that-ends-in-k-but-is-not-book?

LA*78
04-30-2013, 05:52 AM
It has stopped raining so I guess the point is now moot, isn't it?

Drachen Jager
04-30-2013, 06:02 AM
If you need inclement weather for a good fook, is that why so few Aussies live in the desert?

LA*78
04-30-2013, 06:04 AM
Well isn't that a lovely accent you've got going there?

Drachen Jager
04-30-2013, 06:04 AM
Are you sure it's not just a typo of book?

LA*78
04-30-2013, 06:07 AM
Oh, so you didn't mean fork? It's lunch time here didn't you know?

Drachen Jager
04-30-2013, 06:31 AM
Have you had a good forking day so far?

WriterWho
04-30-2013, 06:33 AM
Is it weird that reading this thread is making me hungry?

LA*78
04-30-2013, 06:34 AM
Should you get some pork on your fork?

Drachen Jager
04-30-2013, 06:41 AM
Mmm, isn't forking pork great?

Jehhillenberg
04-30-2013, 07:28 AM
That means exactly what is says, doesn't it? http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_13_6.gif

http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=6205

WriterWho
04-30-2013, 07:53 AM
Since I can't tell if you're serious or not, can you believe the term "porking" mean s-e-x, normally in the fashion of p-i-g m-a-t-i-n-ng, in other words, d-o-g-g-y s-t-y-l-e?

And, moving right along, what should I have for dinner, since I haven't eaten yet?

LA*78
04-30-2013, 07:55 AM
Brings a whole new light to the Porkie Pig cartoons, right?

WriterWho
04-30-2013, 07:57 AM
:roll:


Are you saying I should have pork for dinner (I don't think I have that in the fridge)?

LA*78
04-30-2013, 07:58 AM
Surely you have bacon? Doesn't everybody have bacon?

WriterWho
04-30-2013, 08:07 AM
*snorts* Shall I have my three children who rarely leave anything in the fridge for long visit yours?


*wonders if they can steal me some bacon*

LA*78
04-30-2013, 08:17 AM
Bacon?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/appleseeds/Bacon/3d49d496-8f6d-4e92-b6ec-ae5d5e5211be_zps6d5f1d64.jpg

Jehhillenberg
04-30-2013, 08:37 AM
Isn't that one of the awesomest, spot-on best pieces of art work you've ever seen?

Drachen Jager
04-30-2013, 09:53 AM
Is anyone else reminded of the joke about the priest and the rabbi on the train?

WriterWho
04-30-2013, 03:53 PM
Um...anyone? Nope? Perhaps DJ will enlighten us at some point?

LA*78
04-30-2013, 03:56 PM
What's the bet he's off trying to think up a joke now?

WriterWho
04-30-2013, 04:19 PM
Do you think it'll be funny?

LA*78
04-30-2013, 04:25 PM
It involves a priest, a rabbi, a train, and DJ... how could it be anything but funny?

WriterWho
04-30-2013, 04:31 PM
What if DJ choked, and made the train crash and the rabbi and priest die?

LA*78
04-30-2013, 04:34 PM
Wouldn't it take some creative thinking to make that scenario funny?!

captain_ryan
04-30-2013, 05:42 PM
What do you get when you cross a rabbi, a priest, and a unicorn on a train?

LA*78
04-30-2013, 05:46 PM
Are you going to tell us, or leave us hanging like DJ did?

captain_ryan
04-30-2013, 05:47 PM
No, I'm asking. I'm as clueless as the rest of you. What do you get when you cross a rabbi, a priest, and a unicorn on a train?

LA*78
04-30-2013, 05:50 PM
You think someone allergic to doorknobs has a chance of knowing the answer to that?

captain_ryan
04-30-2013, 05:51 PM
Well, why else would I be asking you?

LA*78
04-30-2013, 05:57 PM
Perhaps you are picking on the freaky kid?

captain_ryan
04-30-2013, 06:20 PM
Who said anything about you being freaky?

Drachen Jager
04-30-2013, 07:50 PM
If she hangs out with WriterWho, how could she be anything but freaky?

WriterWho
04-30-2013, 07:58 PM
Aww, aren't you sweet? Will you shower me with more compliments?

Drachen Jager
04-30-2013, 08:11 PM
You do realize how tempting it is for me to take advantage of that opening, don't you?

WriterWho
04-30-2013, 08:29 PM
*innocent face* Whatever do you mean?

Drachen Jager
04-30-2013, 08:58 PM
Well, if you go waving your openings in my face like that, how can a guy not be tempted?

Jehhillenberg
04-30-2013, 09:14 PM
You really have a way with words -- and have no shame whatsoever, do you?!

Drachen Jager
04-30-2013, 09:22 PM
Is that a bad thing?

Jehhillenberg
04-30-2013, 09:44 PM
Is it safe assume that's just one your many talents?

WriterWho
04-30-2013, 10:04 PM
:roll: Don't ya just love the prickly unicorn?



*glances left, right* Shh, did you know I walked over to the RT Convention and checked the posters out? :e2brows:

Drachen Jager
04-30-2013, 10:07 PM
Ya gotta love me, after all, I was the one who put the prick in prickly, right?

WriterWho
04-30-2013, 10:12 PM
*glances behind me* Was that was that was? *waggles finger* Will you quit that?

Jehhillenberg
04-30-2013, 11:29 PM
Isn't that gonna tempt a person like him even more?

Like telling Thing 1 and Thing 2 not to do something...and they do the opposite?

haha

Drachen Jager
04-30-2013, 11:53 PM
Why don't we get my Thing 1 and your Thing 2 together and just see what happens?

WriterWho
05-01-2013, 12:54 AM
*crinkles nose, peers about* Where's my date?

*taps foot* captain ryan? Nymtoc? iLion? Anyone?

Drachen Jager
05-01-2013, 01:08 AM
Can't we find room for a Thing 3?

WriterWho
05-01-2013, 01:25 AM
:ROFL: Since Jeh seems the feisty type, and you'll most definitely be worn out . . . yeah, still waiting on a date people, anyone there?

Thing 3 needs a Thing 4; any takers? :banana:

LA*78
05-01-2013, 01:28 AM
I'd throw my hat in the ring, but I've got visions of all these disembodied hairy hands creeping around so I think I'll take a raincheck this time... next time maybe?

WriterWho
05-01-2013, 01:39 AM
Can I think about it? *wink, wink* Would you take me to dinner first?

Drachen Jager
05-01-2013, 01:39 AM
Is that what you call it, a "hat"?

WriterWho
05-01-2013, 01:42 AM
Can't she name it whatever she desires?

LA*78
05-01-2013, 01:43 AM
You have to call yours? Doesn't it just go where you go?

WriterWho
05-01-2013, 01:47 AM
(water almost came of my nose, thank you very much)


Don't some males let it do the leading?

Drachen Jager
05-01-2013, 01:59 AM
Anyone think of the song Detachable Penis here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4 (well worth the listen if you don't know the song)

LA*78
05-01-2013, 02:02 AM
How could anybody not know that song?

Did you ever see that beer add with the detachable tongue?
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_raxGJtRZbI)

Jehhillenberg
05-01-2013, 02:20 AM
Are you all trying to say something by bringing up those two particular body parts together?

:D

LA*78
05-01-2013, 02:22 AM
Can you not see the merits in a detachable tongue?

Jehhillenberg
05-01-2013, 02:25 AM
Thank you for introducing me to that wonderful asset?

You gracious woman, you!

Drachen Jager
05-01-2013, 02:33 AM
But if all our sensual organs were detachable, wouldn't they just go off and have fun without us?

Jehhillenberg
05-01-2013, 02:43 AM
Aw man, yours they would probably cause mayhem wouldn't it they?

Drachen Jager
05-01-2013, 03:12 AM
By 'mayhem' you mean 'good times' right?

Jehhillenberg
05-01-2013, 03:25 AM
If the horn fits, I guess?



Darn, I asked for it. SOWRY.

JoBird
05-01-2013, 03:41 AM
Did this whole room just recently enter puberty?

LA*78
05-01-2013, 03:44 AM
Can you be more specific? How do you define 'recently' in this context?

WriterWho
05-01-2013, 05:22 AM
:banana: Ah, JoBird, do you want to be my date?

Drachen Jager
05-01-2013, 06:26 AM
If JoBird is shocked to find out that adults think about sex, are you sure you want him as a date?

LA*78
05-01-2013, 06:28 AM
Isn't corruption of the innocent something to which all romance writers aspire?

WriterWho
05-01-2013, 06:32 AM
And don't romance authors check out headboards in avvies, wondering just how sturdy they are?





:roll:

Jehhillenberg
05-01-2013, 08:21 AM
See any good, sturdy ones 'round these parts? Metal, wood, padded, book-shelf, mounted on a wall?


:D

LA*78
05-01-2013, 08:41 AM
Don't you just love a quality bookshelf?

Jehhillenberg
05-01-2013, 08:47 AM
With quality books filled with all kinds of stuff?

Drachen Jager
05-01-2013, 09:27 AM
What quality must books have to be an effective headboard... padding?

WriterWho
05-01-2013, 09:36 AM
Actually, am I the only one here who would be like, 'not against the books!'?

I mean, if I don't even dog-ear a page...?

Jehhillenberg
05-01-2013, 09:40 AM
Wouldn't against the books be uncomfortable?

LA*78
05-01-2013, 09:48 AM
You know you don't just have to keep books in a bookcase, don't you?

Jehhillenberg
05-01-2013, 09:54 AM
On the floor, on the bed, or up against the wall, works just fine too?

JoBird
05-01-2013, 10:17 AM
Isn't it a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a good headboard?

LA*78
05-01-2013, 10:18 AM
Or just good head?

Drachen Jager
05-01-2013, 10:29 AM
Does he have to be in possession of a good fortune to want that?

LA*78
05-01-2013, 10:31 AM
Would you say it would increase his odds of success?

Drachen Jager
05-01-2013, 10:39 AM
Doesnt that depend on his willingness to pay for that sort of thing?

LA*78
05-01-2013, 11:02 AM
Has that been your experience?

WriterWho
05-01-2013, 04:17 PM
Do you really think he can remember all of his experiences?

LA*78
05-01-2013, 05:20 PM
Anyone else getting a déjà vu type of vibe?

WriterWho
05-01-2013, 06:19 PM
Doesn't that happen a lot on this thread?

LA*78
05-01-2013, 06:24 PM
Feel like singing?
Round and round the mulberry bush, the monkey chased the weasel...

WriterWho
05-01-2013, 06:44 PM
:roll: How about Pop Goes the Weasel?

LA*78
05-01-2013, 06:48 PM
I know I have a pretty shithouse singing voice, but couldn't you tell that's what I was singing?
The monkey thought 'twas all in fun, Pop! Goes the weasel.

Drachen Jager
05-01-2013, 07:40 PM
Who's the monkey in this metaphor?

LA*78
05-01-2013, 07:42 PM
I'm not sure, butI think I'd prefer his fate than the weasels... don't you think?

Drachen Jager
05-01-2013, 07:46 PM
Doesn't that depend on whether 'pop' is a euphemism for an orgasm?

LA*78
05-01-2013, 07:52 PM
Hmmm... Wonder what it says about me if I was envisioning a more literal weasel explosion?

Drachen Jager
05-01-2013, 07:55 PM
Does it say, perhaps, that you're a twelve-year-old trapped in an adult body?

LA*78
05-01-2013, 07:56 PM
Or did I simply watch too much Monty Python as a child?

Drachen Jager
05-01-2013, 08:21 PM
Shouldn't playing with 'pythons' be left to adults?

WriterWho
05-01-2013, 08:27 PM
*snickers* Puh-leeze, were you an "adult" when your pet python was first played with? Or did you just think you were, like, most teens do?

Drachen Jager
05-01-2013, 09:08 PM
How do you know I'm not a virgin?

LA*78
05-01-2013, 09:09 PM
Awwww. Have you not been touched for the very first time?

Drachen Jager
05-01-2013, 09:17 PM
Isn't that a song about big dicks?

WriterWho
05-01-2013, 10:35 PM
Um, what LA referenced is Madonna's Like a Virgin, right?

Drachen Jager
05-01-2013, 10:54 PM
Haven't you seen Reservoir Dogs?

Jehhillenberg
05-02-2013, 01:13 AM
one of Quentin Tarantino's many movies mainly about sharp dialogue, cursing, and brutality?

LA*78
05-02-2013, 01:14 AM
Who needs a good storyline, right? Would you believe I haven't seen it?

WriterWho
05-02-2013, 01:20 AM
Would you believe we have that in common?

Jehhillenberg
05-02-2013, 01:21 AM
Does it spoil it since I've pretty much just summed it up for ya?



hahaha

Steve Coate
05-02-2013, 03:20 AM
How can you spoil Reservoir Dogs without getting an earful?

WriterWho
05-02-2013, 04:22 AM
Would it shock everyone if I said the previews didn't appeal to me at all?

Drachen Jager
05-02-2013, 04:34 AM
What if I told you you'd never hear the song Stuck in the Middle With You in the same way again after watching it?

(For those who are interested I was referring to this scene, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J782jBp_pW0 no violence, just dialogue (albeit very blue dialogue))

LA*78
05-02-2013, 04:48 AM
Should I click that link if I don't want to erase the magical memories of Sunday arvo $10 jugs in the beer garden from my younger days, which that song currently evokes?

Steve Coate
05-02-2013, 05:50 AM
How sacred are your memories?

(D.J.'s link goes to the Madonna/Like A Virgin scene. It will do nothing to erase your "Stuck in the Middle With You" memories.)

Jehhillenberg
05-02-2013, 07:02 AM
As sacred as saving a delicious square of double chocolate brownie?

:drool

Drachen Jager
05-02-2013, 07:22 AM
Oh, I'm sorry, were you saving that for someone?

WriterWho
05-02-2013, 07:29 AM
OH GOD, JEH, WHAT DID YOU PUT IN IT?

DJ...DJ? WHY ARE THERE TWO OF YOU...AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING A SOMBRERO? AND...WHERE DID YOUR PANTS GO?

CRAP, WHERE DID MY PANTS GO?

JEEEHHH?

DAMMIT, DJ, WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?! DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A LAUGHING MATTER TO YOU?! AND WILL YOU GO FIND OUR DAMN CLOTHES?!

LA*78
05-02-2013, 07:31 AM
:roll: isn't that just standard DJ evening wear?

Jehhillenberg
05-02-2013, 07:45 AM
So basically, WW ate my chocolate, Drachen "did the dirty" deed with her, and LA just watched as my chocolate was devoured? :(

Not right, guys. Not right. And on top of that WW had to shove the scene in my face with ALL CAPS?








:ROFL:

LA*78
05-02-2013, 07:47 AM
Is it our fault you flaked on the party?

Jehhillenberg
05-02-2013, 07:59 AM
Wanna upload the video of it for my viewing pleasure?

LA*78
05-02-2013, 08:27 AM
Can you afford the subscription fee?

Jehhillenberg
05-02-2013, 08:31 AM
does "poor college student" answer that?

Drachen Jager
05-02-2013, 08:34 AM
Why is it I go away for a few minutes and the conversation turns to sex?

Jehhillenberg
05-02-2013, 08:38 AM
Wow, you got sex from that?

WriterWho
05-02-2013, 08:38 AM
Jeh, will you sing with me: Let's talk about sex, baby?

Jehhillenberg
05-02-2013, 08:40 AM
Your song that I asked about the royalties for! You remember?!

WriterWho
05-02-2013, 08:58 AM
Isn't that crazy (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8073852&postcount=3958)?

Jehhillenberg
05-02-2013, 09:08 AM
would you like some salt 'n' pepa with that meal? :D

Drachen Jager
05-02-2013, 10:12 AM
Are you two playing the parts of salt and pepa?

LA*78
05-02-2013, 10:37 AM
What part does that leave you? Mayonnaise?

Jehhillenberg
05-02-2013, 03:56 PM
What other condiment would you prefer?

WriterWho
05-02-2013, 04:20 PM
:roll: What about ketchup?

Lavern08
05-02-2013, 06:00 PM
Should I call Texas Pete too?

CDSinex
05-02-2013, 07:55 PM
Does he have a 1-800 number?

iLion
05-02-2013, 08:31 PM
What if it's a 1-900 number?

iLion
05-02-2013, 09:58 PM
Should I go back to work now?

iLion
05-02-2013, 10:11 PM
Why am I the only one in here today? Was it something I said? Are my questions too hard to answer? Would it help if I yelled a little louder? Should I translate my questions into Chinese? Is there anyone here? Are you all working? Do you access AW from your work? Is someone going to answer each of these questions? Can I be excused now? Is this the way to San José? Do you suspect I've lost all control? Is there anything in life better than writing? Am I exhibiting symptoms of neurosis? Would you know what that looks like? Why are all my questions so short? Should I lengthen each question into something far longer, thereby, perhaps, constructing a question of considerably deeper meaning and therefore also illiciting an answer of more significance and meaningful, thought provoking import? Has all this become incredibly annoying? Is that a rhetorical question? Have I gone bonkers? Is there a backdoor here somewhere to the Looney Bin?

Did I ask too many questions?

Jamiekswriter
05-02-2013, 10:16 PM
:: waves at iLion ::

Jehhillenberg
05-02-2013, 11:25 PM
Was that a question or taunting?

JoBird
05-02-2013, 11:57 PM
Won't any of you please think of the children?

JoBird
05-02-2013, 11:57 PM
Crap, am I off topic again?

talkwrite
05-03-2013, 12:01 AM
Can I think of the children after I think of the whales?

LA*78
05-03-2013, 12:41 AM
Why can't we all just be friends? Group hug?

captain_ryan
05-03-2013, 12:50 AM
Can you control yourself and keep your hands in the friend zone?

LA*78
05-03-2013, 12:51 AM
Are you sure they were my hands?

Drachen Jager
05-03-2013, 12:53 AM
Did someone tell you to think big thoughts?

LA*78
05-03-2013, 12:54 AM
Can't a girl dream?

Drachen Jager
05-03-2013, 01:08 AM
What would she dream about?

LA*78
05-03-2013, 02:57 AM
Do you think it more a tragedy or a blessing if someone never remembers their dreams?

Drachen Jager
05-03-2013, 03:03 AM
Have you been peeking at my WIP?

Jehhillenberg
05-03-2013, 03:07 AM
Is it about sweet dreams?

LA*78
05-03-2013, 03:16 AM
Do my mind-reading talents scare you?

LA*78
05-03-2013, 03:18 AM
and more importantly, do I get a cut if you're writing about me?

Jehhillenberg
05-03-2013, 03:39 AM
want your piece of the pie too?

WriterWho
05-03-2013, 04:18 AM
Can I have a big slice?

JoBird
05-03-2013, 04:27 AM
Do you have enough room for a big slice?

Jehhillenberg
05-03-2013, 05:19 AM
Do you have a big fork for the big slice?

JoBird
05-03-2013, 05:40 AM
Is it okay if I eat with my hands?

LA*78
05-03-2013, 05:46 AM
Is it a meat pie? With tomato sauce?

WriterWho
05-03-2013, 05:53 AM
Why can't it be a pizza?

Drachen Jager
05-03-2013, 06:55 AM
Do you eat pizza with a fork?

LA*78
05-03-2013, 06:57 AM
I thought she kept her fork for pork?

Drachen Jager
05-03-2013, 07:05 AM
Doesn't she fork whatever she likes?

LA*78
05-03-2013, 07:07 AM
Do you not get the impressions she's rather picky with her forking?

Drachen Jager
05-03-2013, 07:09 AM
Isn't she discriminating, without being discriminatory?

LA*78
05-03-2013, 07:12 AM
Is the word you're looking for 'discerning'?

JoBird
05-03-2013, 07:17 AM
Where did you find it!?