Colin Farrell Sex Tapes.

Lantern Jack said:

Harley regards him as a rent-a-Brad Pitt. I think, in roles such as the bald-pated Bulls-Eye in DD, he's fiery as Mephistopholes, Himself.

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Every time I see him in a movie, I think, "That's the role they wanted Brad Pitt for, but they couldn't get him!" Igby thinks I only rate actors on their sexiness, but if that were the case, what would that make me? My undying devotion to Johnny Depp exists despite the fact that I am not attracted to him at all. Most of the actors I like are known for their hotness, but that isn't why I like them. Besides, I would make out with Colin Farrell in a dark alley, I just don't want to see him in a movie.

Lantern Jack said:

Personally, I have to wonder why a luminary with as much glimmer as Farrell needs to be doing something as low on the totem as a sex tape, but thus the demented wheels of the celebrity mind churn.

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We all do dumb things, especially when we think we'll never be famous.

By the way, Jack, love the new avatar!!!!

Considering the movie he was working with, he did a pretty good Bullseye. (I wanted to like Daredevil so very, very much....and yet....Ben Affleck...)

I don't feel sorry for celebrities who get caught with sex tapes. Hello? You're a celebrity ...........people are buying your photos with clothes on .......see that guy with the telescopic lense hiding in your septic tank?


These are tips that making a video tape of you having sex might not be such a good idea.


Is this guy the guy who starred in Elf?

Or, Anchorman?

If not, somebody needs to change his name.

That's what I said, Pam! Lantern Jack thought I was high, because I got Colin Farrell confused with Will Farrell. And that guy from Jane's Addiction? How does he fit in?

Gawd, just think if WILL Farrell had a sex tape...I would NOT make out with him in a dark alley...

I can't keep up with the new people. Will Ferrel, Colin, what's the difference?


Actually, Colin's pictures makes him look pretty hairy. I choose the funny man.

Actually, make me a Johnny Depp anyday, even as Edward Scissorhands or Willy Wonka, he's hot.

I've always viewed Farrell as the actor you get if you want Brad Pitt but also someone who can act.

I don't think Brad Pitt has the chops to pull off Phonebooth.

As far as the sex tapes, wasn't it just a private thing. C'mon. We all have private sex tapes, don't we?

Don't we?

Or is it just me and Colin?

*shrugs* It's not like he was actually doing porn under some psuedonym or something.

Shadow_Ferret said:

I've always viewed Farrell as the actor you get if you want Brad Pitt but also someone who can act.

I don't think Brad Pitt has the chops to pull off Phonebooth.

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You think he wants to? That's what I love about Brad Pitt, he's famous enough to be in any movie he wants, and he picks the coolest films, and the coolest directors. Like Johnny Depp.

Does Colin Farrell have the chops to pull off Twelve Monkeys, and Fight Club?

Shadow_Ferret said:

As far as the sex tapes, wasn't it just a private thing. C'mon. We all have private sex tapes, don't we?

Don't we?

Or is it just me and Colin?

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I hate it when someone give you the perfect setup, and you can't bring yourself to say what you wanna say...

Lantern Jack said:

First, let me applaud the master of the ghoulish revels, for resurrecting Abbot & Costello and making them caper for us. Or did you merely attach electrodes to their nads and turn on the juice. God, how sub-Frankenstein.

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Huh?

And I do agree that they all pale next to Johnny Depp (even when he wears pale makeup).

And I frequently release sex tapes under the alias "Peter North." It goes over very well. Don't tell!

PeeDee said:

Considering the movie he was working with, he did a pretty good Bullseye. (I wanted to like Daredevil so very, very much....and yet....Ben Affleck...)

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Colin stole the show there. While most of it felt like a watered-down version of The Crow, Bullseye brought something new and an entertaining sense of intensity to the movie. Michael Clarke Duncan was supposed to be the archvillain, but he seemed to treat being in charge of all the evil in New York as just a boring 9-5 job. You could tell Bullseye enjoyed being evil and spreading mayhem just for the fun of it.

But I can't believe Farrel is suing claiming that his reputation will be damaged by this - or at least, I can't believe that he is seriously worried about having his reputation hurt even if he is filing a suit to keep up appearances. Releasing an online sex video these days seems like it's meant to be a career publicity stunt - after all, it landed Paris Hilton a TV gig, right? I would think it's more likely that he wants a sex video floating around on the Net because he's worried his bad-boy image may not be holding up than that he could be worried about hurting his reputation. We're talking about a guy who wasn't considered for James Bond on the grounds that he chased too many women and could drink too many martinis, after all.

PeeDee said:

And I frequently release sex tapes under the alias "Peter North." It goes over very well. Don't tell!

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In exchange for my silence, I expect you to introduce me to Silvia Saint and Anita Blonde.

You mean Michael Clark Duncan was supposed to be an evil villian (he was a very good choice, I thought, for the role of Kingpin. A bit off from the comics, but quite good.)

And I had such high hopes for Daredevil, because they were doing the classic storyline by, I believe, Kevin Smith. That was brilliant stuff. And they just wasted so much of it.

(Why the hell didn't Kevin Smith make it? I would've been a happy man.)

Celia Cyanide said:

In exchange for my silence, I expect you to introduce me to Silvia Saint and Anita Blonde.

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Oh, all right. But later. They're busy.

Celia Cyanide said:

You think he wants to? That's what I love about Brad Pitt, he's famous enough to be in any movie he wants, and he picks the coolest films, and the coolest directors. Like Johnny Depp.

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Um.

OK. I'll go along with that.

*decides not to mention he can't stand Johnny Depp or his movies*

*decides not to stone Shadow_Ferret*

I recently read a bio of Howard Hughes and saw a photo that instantly made me think - "Wow, the tilt of his head, the glimmer in his eye - he was the double of Colin Farrell!"

This probably makes me weird but they should have called him before DiCaprio.

Releasing an online sex video these days seems like it's meant to be a career publicity stunt

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If it weren't for stolen videos ........we wouldn't know that Tommy Lee has a huge wang.


That's important news, at least to me.

I really don't want to think about Tommy Lee's wang.

Tommy Lee Jones, maybe...

Tommy Lee Jones is a wonderful actor, a great and interesting person, and I have no desire to learn anything at all about his wang. Neither was I especially curious about Tommy Lee's either. In fact, by and large, being a well-rounded and open-minded individual...I just don't want to know...

Shadow_Ferret said:

Um.

OK. I'll go along with that.

*decides not to mention he can't stand Johnny Depp or his movies*

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Johnny Depp is a genius. I'm an actor, and I'm super picky, and I can't think of another actor of his generation I would describe as a genius. Acting is all about choices, and he consistently makes the most creative and interesting choices, many of which most actors would never even conceive of. Perhaps you don't like what he does, but he's taken acting to another level. He's above and beyond "emotionally involving," or "believable." Acting moves beyond a craft, and becomes a creative act, an art, in his hands.

eldragon said:

If it weren't for stolen videos ........we wouldn't know that Tommy Lee has a huge wang.

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Tommy Lee looks like thirty different flavors of veneral disease. I wouldn't let him touch me with someone ELSE'S wang.

PattiTheWicked said:

Tommy Lee looks like thirty different flavors of veneral disease. I wouldn't let him touch me with someone ELSE'S wang.

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I just....can't decide which part of that disturbs me more......

Celia Cyanide said:

Johnny Depp is a genius.

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Einstein was a genius. Stephen Hawkins is a genius. Johnny Depp is an actor. Probably a very good one, but at the very least a daring one, a risk taker. I'll grant you that.

And before I say anything more to anger you or PeeDee, I'll end it there.