Meerkat's Hidey-Hole of "Too Lazy to Google It"

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Dinner time.



Who discovered plutonium?
 

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What's the best market for sci fi?
 

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I think...


it makes the beavers happy.



Are there any direct flights from Topeka to Zimbabwe?
 

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Yes. Topeka serves Leavenworth. ConAir has a direct flight to wherever you would like to divert it from mid-flight.

What really happens if you tear off that "do not remove" tag from a matress? Is anyone here THAT brave?
 

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*references Bedtime for Babies*


The mattress monsters pop out.


Can you google Bing?
 

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Googling Bing changes your homepage to About.com

Whatever you do, don't allow your pointer to graze that last phrase!


Is Schroedinger's Cat really about the light inside the refridgerator?
 

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Don't ask, or you might find a dead cat in your freezer. Seriously, it happened to me once.

What's the current temperature in Topeka?
 

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Is Celsius hotter?
 

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Are you kidding? That place is FREEZING!

They're always saying:

"50 degrees in Baltimore, 10 degrees Celsius...." and the like.


What does the small "fn" key on my laptop do?
 

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What actually goes into a mocha-frappa-cappa-chino?
 

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Between Cloud Eight and Cloud Ten, duh.

Why do my highlighter pens smell like vinegar?
 

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Somewhere, probably on a movie set, a gun that was supposed to fire a blank, fires a real shot instead. I swear, Buddhists accidently kill more actors that way...

Is it better to give, or receive?
 

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Give...no wait,


Receive...no wait,


Punt.



Are amoebas lonely?
 

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Are amoebas lonely?

Not for long


Why are red m&m's bad for you, again?
Are they? They're selling red white and blue ones at work. OMG it's a conspiracy! /tinfoilhat


Where do all the little calculators go?
 

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You got your Mars bars, you got Moon Over My Hammee greasy breakfast, you got your I'm-your-Venus charbroiled fire desire burger, you got your NepTuna salad.... and oh yeah, don't order anything about "Uranus."

What on earth does "who's your daddy" mean exactly, anyway?