The TMI Thread of Swampy Nether Regions
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**snerk**
Thread title made me laugh. It's a good thing I wasn't taking a sip of something at the time...
Thread title made me laugh. It's a good thing I wasn't taking a sip of something at the time...
OMG Thank you, thank you, thank you for that thread title! For this thread! I needed a good laugh!
I can't imagine it's any worse than it is here right now. Over 100 degrees with 50% humidity.
Tomorrow, it's going to be 106 with a heat index of 136.
WTF.
Tomorrow, it's going to be 106 with a heat index of 136.
WTF.
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This time of year I am very, very grateful to have an expanse of reasonably cool ocean water 10 minutes walk from my house. On hot days, I just go dunk myself for a bit.
What's worse to have, on a personal level? Swampy nethers or clammy, ripe underboob?
Damn... we could combine this thread with the menstrual TMI thread for the Least Happy Period Ever.
What's worse to have, on a personal level? Swampy nethers or clammy, ripe underboob?
Damn... we could combine this thread with the menstrual TMI thread for the Least Happy Period Ever.
That's why you can buy Anti-Monkey Butt powder at the local hardware store up the street. Not kidding, and yes, I use it 
eta: oh, excuse me. I use Lady Anti-Monkey Butt Powder. In the pink shaker
eta: oh, excuse me. I use Lady Anti-Monkey Butt Powder. In the pink shaker
...oh, excuse me. I use Lady Anti-Monkey Butt Powder. In the pink shaker
*Wonders why butt powder is sold at the hardware store?*
*Wonders why butt powder is sold at the hardware store?*
It's considered a gardening accoutrement, naturally
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*Wonders why butt powder is sold at the hardware store?*
LMAO!
This thread is just awesome.
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the older I get, the more under there is to the boob.
It would seem to me that as guys get older, the Sag Effect would improve the swampiness issue. Loose shorts (long ones though, please!), go commando, type standing up, all should be well.
It would seem to me that as guys get older, the Sag Effect would improve the swampiness issue. Loose shorts (long ones though, please!), go commando, type standing up, all should be well.
I could give women similar advice:
Wear boxers commando. Walk bent over forward at waist, to minimize underboob contact area. Walk with legs splayed far apart to increase ventilation.
HMMMMM. Not a pretty picture in my mind. It kind of reminds me of a drunken walk home I had several years ago............
Wear boxers commando. Walk bent over forward at waist, to minimize underboob contact area. Walk with legs splayed far apart to increase ventilation.
HMMMMM. Not a pretty picture in my mind. It kind of reminds me of a drunken walk home I had several years ago............
Isn't one TMI thread enough...
Every time I see the word "swamp" my brain goes to strange places.
You guys are torturing me.
Every time I see the word "swamp" my brain goes to strange places.
You guys are torturing me.
Mine goes straight to ROUS, mentally earning this thread its own special horrified, squirming smiley.
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Testicular cramping is always worse with moist nuts.
What is 'testicular cramping'? Pinching I've heard of, but cramping?