German/English translation requested (I speak English/You should speak German:))

I just found this research section and now I love it!

I have a German-speaking character in my otherwise English-speaking story. She is an older woman addressing a 30 yo man. The language is suitably foul for the period, so I am hesitant to post it. I was kinda hoping someone would allow me to pm them the phrases. There are only four (she also speaks English).

Thanks.