A Very Focused Thread

• The spindle speed of the lathe has a range of 500-2000 RPM
• The diameter of the chuck is 6 in. approximately 15 cm.
• A one kilogram block of wood made out of American Spruce with a density of .541 grams per cubic centimeter has approximate dimensions of 12x12x12 cm.
• An attachment is used to feed wood blocks at a rate equal to the rate of the chuck spinning (1 Block Per Revolution).
• The lathe is run for 1 minute.

• 500 RPM x 1 Block Per Revolution x 1 minute = 500 Blocks​
• 500 RPM / 60 seconds = 8.33 Revolutions per second = 8.33 Blocks per second

• 2000 RPM x 1 Block Per Revolution x 1 minute = 2000 Blocks​
• 2000 RPM / 60 seconds = 33.3 Revolutions per second = 33.3 Blocks per second

Guybrush: "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Carpenter: "A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can't chuck wood."

Guybrush: "But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?"

Carpenter: "Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?"

Guybrush: "A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood."

Carpenter: "Oh shut up."

Alternatively, GOOGLE KNOWS ALL.

I had a friend named Chuck Wood.

On behalf of woodchucks everywhere, I find this thread offensive. Not every woodchuck feels a desire to chuck wood you know.

On behalf of Adults With ADD, I find this thread offensive. Not every Adult feels a desire to Stick To Topic you know.

Um, I've already forgotten the question.

Back on Topic -

I don't know how much wood any particular woodchuck could chuck. Personally, I prefer them to chuck a lot. They're more tender that way and larger, too.
Tasty.

Define chuck.

As much wood as a woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Wisconsin or Nevada woodchucks?

I must say, this thread and all the comments from our educated members has inspired me to really stop and think about it.

I was kind of complacent about this issue before but now I believe I will start a grass-roots organization to defend woodchucks and their right to chuck wood.

PeeDee said:

I dont' believe there are many dishes you can make with woodchuck. Certainly, I have never seen Cream of Woodchuck soup, nor has anyone a WCLT sandwich. I have had a complete lack of Woodchuck Jerky.

Perhaps I'm just sheltered.

Unless of course, you meant the wood. Which case, you're going to find even fewer foodbased items, though you can perhaps find a number which give you teh same basic taste and texture as a wood-based food product. Anything by Chef Boyardee, for example. Also, Hardees.

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My cat ate part of a woodchuck once. If it had been chucking wood instead of digging in my garden it could have avoided being the 'chuck of the month' special.

What kind of wood is this woodchuck chucking? It can make a difference when you take into account density, humidity and fragrance. Now, assuming the woodchuck is dedicated to the chucking cause, and that the woodchuck is sufficiently motivated to perform..( chuck the wood or the cat eats you) and that the woodchuck has no disability that would prevent it from chucking the wood, and that the woodchuck has no allergies to wood.


Ummm and how does one assume ADD from a thread dedicated to woodchucks chucking?

Scoffers -

How to Chunck a Woodchuck, Chuck.

Jaycinth said:

Ummm and how does one assume ADD from a thread dedicated to woodchucks chucking?

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Ennnh! Off-topic comment!!




(see thread title)

I woodchuck this tendency to go off topic if I could, but since I can't I shall chuck the woodchuck topic...(although I am in otherwise good health since I do not smoke, though I did one spring under a birch tree when I was twelve years old)...

Geesh! I can't believe none of you posted a pic of a woodchuck!

pb10220 said:

On behalf of Adults With ADD, I find this thread offensive. Not every Adult feels a desire to Stick To Topic you know.

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WAS NOToff topic! Someone else claimed an ADD relationship with woodchucks before I did. I just asked how ADD could chuck wooodchucks when it is a symptom of the cause and not an actual woodchuck.

What if the woodchuck sees his shadow? Does that mean six more weeks of shucking but no chucking? Lazy a$$ woodchucks!

I knew it couldn't last long. Nyah Nyah Nyah