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Because if Angelina Jolie is going to get two......

I shall attempt to get a self-portrait up soon...
It's slow going when you're working on it in MS Paint...
If I could only "pump up" my breasts a wee bit more...
 

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Do we have a volunteer to tattoo "Aston forever" somewhere on their nether regions?
 

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It must be exhausting, staying that far ahead of the curve.
 

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You betcha, Rob...
We had to postpone production a few months, though, to find some more leather...the proofs made it pretty obvious my friends and I were just swapping the outfits.

Everyone should take note of July...
That's where Haskins' "Aston Forever" tattoo is displayed.

And then there's December...Rione and Juniper in matching fur-lined jackets...*growl*
 

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I was going to start a thread dedicated to myself, but I figured we'd probably actually need a sub-category of forums to extoll the cleverness of Me.
 

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Ya'll know if this stuff gets out of hand like the infamous "Night of the Houses" it'll all go bye bye.

I just hope John Cleese is spared. He has a lemur named after him, you know.

Oh, I happen to have read the early adventures of this West guy and I'd watch my valuables while he's around ;)
 

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Blasphemy from the one with the sparkly ears!!!
Where can you find the Knight and the Viking when you need 'em?

Could be, Maestro...I'm not up on my extended lineage to know.
But I do know that I'm in no way associated with this Ashton Kucher fellow...
if folks would notice, there's not an 'h' in my first name, no matter how many people try to put one there.

That reminds me, Haskins, you might want to double-check that tattoo...
 

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Notice how he goes all ad hominem on me but doesn't refute my point...And I have a, uh, special relationship with the Viking so don't count on him against me. He knows where his mead and herrings are coming from. :)
 

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oh, oh...

I thought that AW tattooed on my butt stood for Absolute Write. Are you telling me it really stands for Aston West?

shoot. now i have to go get another one.
 

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Dawno said:
Notice how he goes all ad hominem on me but doesn't refute my point...
There was a point? ;)
Silly girl...if you'd read my earlier tales, you would of course know that I only take things people abandon. So, if you're in the habit of abandoning your prize jewels on the side of the road, can it really be considered criminal when I take them?

Tsk, tsk...

Unique, many folks thought they were doing the same thing.
Did I mention I had a sizeable investment in a tattoo removal company?
 

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Dawno said:
Ya'll know if this stuff gets out of hand like the infamous "Night of the Houses" it'll all go bye bye.

Dawno, I had that same exact thought! That night when we each built a house on Absolute Boulevard was a lot of fun, but look what happened? The houses got demolished just when things were getting good. I was even starting to make a profit with my Kate's Bar and Grill--lots of customers!

It never lasts.
 

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We can't be held responsible for the US Postal Service...

It's not our fault they saw it and wanted to keep it for themselves.
Either that or it may have violated some local ordinances.
 

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Oh Rob, look. There's evidence agains USPS. You must be delighted!
 
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