Cheney reveals secret plans to take over government

Those of us with properly-tuned tinfoil hats have heard the recordings. The plan was cancelled when it was revealed that the Las Vegas city council was aware of the plans and had already prepared a $3-trillion dollar urban renewal request to be filed from their secret bunker in Pahrump, NV in the immediate aftermath, with an informal memo of support attached, signed by The Families. I figure they didn't want to buck the real power in the country.

Would that lead to Mr House taking over, and appointing The Families to run the remaining casinoes?

Maxinquaye said:

Would that lead to Mr House taking over, and appointing The Families to run the remaining casinoes?

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Pff, no worries for me. I have piles upon piles of Grognak comics, so I should be able to punch the lights out of Cheney (considering he doesn't shoot me in the face).

Figures...

But why bomb Vegas? Isn't NYC a much juicier target?

Well, to me, the solution seems obvious.

Call Jack Bauer.

Teinz said:

Figures...

But why bomb Vegas? Isn't NYC a much juicier target?

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One word.

Banksters.

[Cheney]
The only people in Las Vegas are gamblers and hookers, and who cares about gamblers and hookers?
[/Cheneny]

robeiae said:

Prior to undergoing his heart transplant operation, Cheney recorded the plans that had been arranged by himself, Rove, Wolfowitz and others to assume permanent control of the U.S. Government in 2008 by staging a phony terrorist attack--nuclear--on Las Vegas and having Bush assassinated while at Crawford.

Shocking, isn't it?

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Not really. It confirms what I feared at the time. The only difference was that I thought Bush was in on the plot.
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Sooooooo, I really wasn't that paranoid after all.

Don said:

One word.

Banksters.

[Cheney]
The only people in Las Vegas are gamblers and hookers, and who cares about gamblers and hookers?
[/Cheneny]

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Yeah I get that...

But think of all the hippie-liberals he could wipe out. I mean, NY probably houses a good 80 percent of all US liberals. What a score!

Teinz said:

Yeah I get that...

But think of all the hippie-liberals he could wipe out. I mean, NY probably houses a good 80 percent of all US liberals. What a score!

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If he wanted to go that route, he'd have picked Los Angeles, since that would also take out Hollywood.

RichardGarfinkle said:

And by the way. New York liberals are not, in general, hippies. Indeed, the actual hippies had nothing but contempt for everyday liberals.

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I should have added a

Rob, I think your link is broken. I can't find the article.

RichardGarfinkle said:

Yeah. Sometimes it's tough to tell around here. Thanks for clearing that up. Although, I do find it interesting that there are solid reasons by conservatives wouldn't want to get rid of what they claim are the twin bastions of evil: New York and LA.

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Even real conservatives know where all the fun is...

My birthday is April Fool's day (no joke) and I usually LOVE this place on April first, but sadly (or not, hehe) I was away from my computer all day.

Good one, Rob.