The AW "Holiday" Office Party - HANGOVER

Owwwwww.... Alright... who took my car? My keys are outta my pants pocket. Someone turn off that damn sunlight...Oh my God, this is the last time I ever mix booze and pot again!

I should have known I'd wake up hungover and under Louis again! Oh my God...is that a dead reindeer on the front lawn!?

Talk to Ray, he's probably wearing them. Always has trouble finding his own pants from what I hear.... No... he ain't dead. Just passed out. I can hear him snoring from here.

louisgodwin said:

Owwwwww.... Alright... who took my car? My keys are outta my pants pocket. Someone turn off that damn sunlight...Oh my God, this is the last time I ever mix booze and pot again!

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Got any chocolate pudding in the kitchen?

*groan*


Would you guys please stop blinking so loud?

Oh, my head...

Hey--I didn't say anything stupid, did I? Are you all still talking to me?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Hangovers are God's Gift to Wimps!!!!!
Youse peeps is wimps!!!! YOW!!!!!!! Ok what I'm gonna do is gather up all of the half empty bottles ( and baggies) and pour everything into this ( Where is Vanna White when you need her?) 6 foot tall 50 gallon super industrial Kitchen Aide ( insert registered trademark here) blender. Then I'll*levers drunk polar bear ( how did we get a polar bear in here??????) off of the 80 lbs of ice (i was sure there was more.....)* take the shovel (good, no blood or guts to clean off!!!) and shovel ice into the blender, add some ( please tell me this is ginger ale in this bottle..its fizzy..it IS!!!!) gingerale and some orange juice, and turn on ( oof.... this is hard) the blender......and VOILA the hair of the dog that bit us!!!

The party isn't over yet...Haven't youse folks heard of Twelfth Night? Ok it goes like this......you party until Epiphany ( January 10th) !!!

*turns up music loud enough to wake the dead* I'm gonna rock and roll..........
:Cheers: :Cheers:

PrettySpecialGal said:

Got any chocolate pudding in the kitchen?

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sorry Carole - that's no chocolate pudding.

Hey, all you lightweights! I feel fine! Want some gum?

Avoid a hangover, Never never stop drinking...as I take a sip of my cocktail...

Poor lil Pee Dee. I bet your head hurts.

Look, Pee Dee, look! Look at the kitchen!
There's some pans inthe kitchen.
Look, Pee Dee Look! Look at the Kitchen!
There's some pots in the kitchen.
Look, Pee Dee Look! I have a big metal spoon!
I can play band! Listen to me bang on my drums! Don't I make a lovely racket!!!!
Listen Pee Dee, Listen!
Listen to me bang the pots. Listen to me bang the pans!
Listen to me turn on the giant turbo mixer of frosty mixed booze ( and stuff) punch. Listen to me bang the pots and pans while the mixer is on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What you people need is a little hair of the dog.

Now where did that dog go anyway?

Here puppy puppy.

Shadow_Ferret said:

What you people need is a little hair of the dog.

Now where did that dog go anyway?

Here puppy puppy.

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It's already in the blender. You must be sober, poor thing. :Cheers: Have a drink....go back a few posts. It will all become clear.
*takes swig of questionable mixed booze punch and continues marching in circles banging on pot and pans*

What?? Over already?!?! COME ON GUYS THIS AIN'T OVER!! What happened to the Lupe-Reyes?? You, know, you start drinking on Dec. 12 and don't stop until Jan 6.

COME UN GUYS WAKE UP!!!!

*turns on blaring metal music*

Ew.


I'll get a sponge.

Wow!! PeeDee brought fireworks!!

DamaNegra said:

What?? Over already?!?! COME ON GUYS THIS AIN'T OVER!! What happened to the Lupe-Reyes?? You, know, you start drinking on Dec. 12 and don't stop until Jan 6.

COME UN GUYS WAKE UP!!!!

*turns on blaring metal music*

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You are drowning out my random noise. What is that you are listening to?

I thought it was December 15th to January 10th(Epiphany) Hey I HAVE HAD AN EPIPHANY!!!!!! Let's START November 24th and go until the SUPERB*** ( I hear the NFL has a problem with any one even mentioning the name. . . )

Shadow_Ferret said:

Ew.


I'll get a sponge.

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Um, ah...spontaneous combustion involves a rapid conversion of matter to a more carbon laden form. The sponge will just smear it about. Hand me a dust buster...( Goodie, more noise!!!) and we'll just put Pee Dee somewhere . . . safe.

*uses dust buster, cleaning Pee Dee fragments from long flowing locks...empties dust buster in tras can, put lid on same, and begins banging it with pots and pans.*

If someone will pour me some more after the party punch, I'll sing to Pee Dee's ashes.

Jaycinth said:

*uses dust buster, cleaning Pee Dee fragments from long flowing locks...empties dust buster in tras can, put lid on same, and begins banging it with pots and pans.*

If someone will pour me some more after the party punch, I'll sing to Pee Dee's ashes.

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dang, Jay! Don't waste perfectly good organic matter!

Here, put it in this flowerpot I found a little higher up the board. There was a cat stepping in it last night - I think that's all the cat did - doesn't matter too much - PeeDee isn't in a position to complain...and think of all the lovely flowers we'll have next spring.

heh heh.

OK. I'll sing to Pee Dee's flower pot. LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAL *hic* LALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALLALALALALLALALALALAL

Unique said:

...and think of all the lovely flowers we'll have next spring.

heh heh.

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You got seeds?
LALALALALALALALALALALALALAL*hic*LALALALALALALALALALALALA