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PeeDee
12-25-2005, 12:21 AM
Ugh. Urgh. Ogh. Someone turned off the monitor please...jeeze, what was in the eggnog...?

And why is Jaycinth next to me?

And Wililam Haskins!? EEEK!

*ow*

we should probably talk quieter....

louisgodwin
12-25-2005, 11:06 AM
Owwwwww.... Alright... who took my car? My keys are outta my pants pocket. Someone turn off that damn sunlight...Oh my God, this is the last time I ever mix booze and pot again!

kristie911
12-25-2005, 08:24 PM
I should have known I'd wake up hungover and under Louis again! Oh my God...is that a dead reindeer on the front lawn!?

PeeDee
12-26-2005, 11:39 AM
Too much light on lawn....urgh....ye gods, that's no reindeer, that's Maestro. Well, now we know.

Has anyone seen my pants? Seriously? They were nearby -- on me, in fact -- last night before that bottle of Captain Morgan... ... ...

louisgodwin
12-27-2005, 11:14 AM
Talk to Ray, he's probably wearing them. Always has trouble finding his own pants from what I hear.... No... he ain't dead. Just passed out. I can hear him snoring from here.

PrettySpecialGal
12-27-2005, 11:19 AM
Owwwwww.... Alright... who took my car? My keys are outta my pants pocket. Someone turn off that damn sunlight...Oh my God, this is the last time I ever mix booze and pot again!

Got any chocolate pudding in the kitchen?

PeeDee
12-27-2005, 11:54 AM
I don't know. It's too far away. I can't go check.

Never mind. Advil. Yes.

Melina
12-27-2005, 08:49 PM
*groan*


Would you guys please stop blinking so loud?

Oh, my head...

Hey--I didn't say anything stupid, did I? Are you all still talking to me?

Jaycinth
12-27-2005, 09:18 PM
Hangovers are God's Gift to Wimps!!!!!
Youse peeps is wimps!!!! YOW!!!!!!! Ok what I'm gonna do is gather up all of the half empty bottles ( and baggies) and pour everything into this ( Where is Vanna White when you need her?) 6 foot tall 50 gallon super industrial Kitchen Aide ( insert registered trademark here) blender. Then I'll*levers drunk polar bear ( how did we get a polar bear in here??????) off of the 80 lbs of ice (i was sure there was more.....)* take the shovel (good, no blood or guts to clean off!!!) and shovel ice into the blender, add some ( please tell me this is ginger ale in this bottle..its fizzy..it IS!!!!) gingerale and some orange juice, and turn on ( oof.... this is hard) the blender......and VOILA the hair of the dog that bit us!!!

The party isn't over yet...Haven't youse folks heard of Twelfth Night? Ok it goes like this......you party until Epiphany ( January 10th) !!!

*turns up music loud enough to wake the dead* I'm gonna rock and roll..........
:Cheers: :banana: :snoopy: :PartySmil :banana: :partyguy: :banana: :snoopy: :Cheers: :hat:

September skies
12-27-2005, 09:21 PM
Got any chocolate pudding in the kitchen?

sorry Carole - that's no chocolate pudding.

Celia Cyanide
12-27-2005, 10:14 PM
Hey, all you lightweights! I feel fine! Want some gum?

SpookyWriter
12-27-2005, 10:18 PM
Avoid a hangover, Never never stop drinking...as I take a sip of my cocktail...



http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/girl103.gif

PeeDee
12-28-2005, 11:26 AM
Ohhh. Ugh. Too many exclamation points....could we use elipses instead? please? They're so much quieter...

Jaycinth
12-28-2005, 06:29 PM
Poor lil Pee Dee. I bet your head hurts.

Look, Pee Dee, look! Look at the kitchen!
There's some pans inthe kitchen.
Look, Pee Dee Look! Look at the Kitchen!
There's some pots in the kitchen.
Look, Pee Dee Look! I have a big metal spoon!
I can play band! Listen to me bang on my drums! Don't I make a lovely racket!!!!
Listen Pee Dee, Listen!
Listen to me bang the pots. Listen to me bang the pans!
Listen to me turn on the giant turbo mixer of frosty mixed booze ( and stuff) punch. Listen to me bang the pots and pans while the mixer is on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shadow_Ferret
12-28-2005, 09:02 PM
What you people need is a little hair of the dog.

Now where did that dog go anyway?

Here puppy puppy.

Jaycinth
12-28-2005, 09:18 PM
What you people need is a little hair of the dog.

Now where did that dog go anyway?

Here puppy puppy.

It's already in the blender. You must be sober, poor thing. :Cheers: Have a drink....go back a few posts. It will all become clear.
*takes swig of questionable mixed booze punch and continues marching in circles banging on pot and pans*

DamaNegra
12-28-2005, 10:15 PM
What?? Over already?!?! COME ON GUYS THIS AIN'T OVER!! What happened to the Lupe-Reyes?? You, know, you start drinking on Dec. 12 and don't stop until Jan 6.

COME UN GUYS WAKE UP!!!!

*turns on blaring metal music*

PeeDee
12-28-2005, 10:23 PM
*spontaneously combusts all over the wallpaper. Also, Jaycinth.*

Shadow_Ferret
12-28-2005, 10:38 PM
Ew.


I'll get a sponge.

DamaNegra
12-28-2005, 10:58 PM
Wow!! PeeDee brought fireworks!! http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/emoteClap.gif

Jaycinth
12-28-2005, 11:05 PM
What?? Over already?!?! COME ON GUYS THIS AIN'T OVER!! What happened to the Lupe-Reyes?? You, know, you start drinking on Dec. 12 and don't stop until Jan 6.

COME UN GUYS WAKE UP!!!!

*turns on blaring metal music*
You are drowning out my random noise. What is that you are listening to?

I thought it was December 15th to January 10th(Epiphany) Hey I HAVE HAD AN EPIPHANY!!!!!! Let's START November 24th and go until the SUPERB*** ( I hear the NFL has a problem with any one even mentioning the name. . . )

Jaycinth
12-28-2005, 11:09 PM
Ew.


I'll get a sponge.

Um, ah...spontaneous combustion involves a rapid conversion of matter to a more carbon laden form. The sponge will just smear it about. Hand me a dust buster...( Goodie, more noise!!!) and we'll just put Pee Dee somewhere . . . safe.

*uses dust buster, cleaning Pee Dee fragments from long flowing locks...empties dust buster in tras can, put lid on same, and begins banging it with pots and pans.*

If someone will pour me some more after the party punch, I'll sing to Pee Dee's ashes.

Unique
12-28-2005, 11:13 PM
*uses dust buster, cleaning Pee Dee fragments from long flowing locks...empties dust buster in tras can, put lid on same, and begins banging it with pots and pans.*

If someone will pour me some more after the party punch, I'll sing to Pee Dee's ashes.

dang, Jay! Don't waste perfectly good organic matter!

Here, put it in this flowerpot I found a little higher up the board. There was a cat stepping in it last night - I think that's all the cat did - doesn't matter too much - PeeDee isn't in a position to complain...and think of all the lovely flowers we'll have next spring.

heh heh.

Jaycinth
12-28-2005, 11:37 PM
OK. I'll sing to Pee Dee's flower pot. LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA LALALALALALAL *hic* LALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALAL LALALALALALALALALLALALALALLALALALALAL

Jaycinth
12-28-2005, 11:38 PM
...and think of all the lovely flowers we'll have next spring.

heh heh.

You got seeds?
LALALALALALALALALALALALALAL*hic*LALALALALALALALALA LALALA

Unique
12-28-2005, 11:50 PM
You got seeds?
LALALALALALALALALALALALALAL*hic*LALALALALALALALALA LALALA

Plenty. What kind would you like? We could grow our own hooch for next year's par-tay.

Jaycinth
12-29-2005, 12:16 AM
Always been partial to . . . Blueberries. . . . .

ChunkyC
12-29-2005, 01:45 AM
I think this thread is the root cause of all migraines ... pass the breakfast punch.... *goes back to rooting through the ashtrays to find enough unburnt weed in the butts to roll a spliff*

Jaycinth
12-29-2005, 02:00 AM
Wooooooo that's sooooo coool.

Chunky, I think ( about flowers and what is that running up the wall...huh? oh yeah, that)
I think I emptied all of the baggies into the giant blender when I was mixing the punchy booze punch.
I KNOW I took all of the empty baggies and used twisty ties to turn them into baggie butterflies.
See...aren't they pretty.....there.... are....hundreds of them....watch the pretty butterflies...like that cat.....watch the kitty...watch the kitty....watch the kitty.........hee hee hee heee heee...watch the kitty...hee hee.....

samgail
12-29-2005, 10:24 AM
I was making some tea earlier and left a baggie of mushrooms on the counter by the blender I wonder where they went.....

PeeDee
12-29-2005, 11:10 AM
You got seeds?
LALALALALALALALALALALALALAL*hic*LALALALALALALALALA LALALA

Allo. I have beeen azked to commun vith vou vor Pete, he who dead. I am Mardrian The Seeing-Lots, and I vave zeen vour Pete.

He zayz zis to vou:

"It would appear that yes, you have seeds and have already smoked them. Also, the combustion has eliminated my headache. And I am displeased by how the general AW hangover degraded into "torture Pete for a lengthy amount of time." Also, not a single one of you sung my praises or offered up your sorrows on my spontaneously combusted passing."

Zank zou. Zis eez vhat he haz zaid.

Unique
12-29-2005, 03:33 PM
Pete died?

Cool. After he comes back from the mortuary, let's roll him and smoke him.

poetinahat
12-29-2005, 03:48 PM
&*(%^@)!# -- last time I rent a diesel Yugo... try and find a mechanic this time of year... missed the whole thing. Now what am I gonna do with all the cigars, Cool Whip and edible glitter?

Hey Hey HEY -- rally, dudes! Amateur Night is nearly here! (That's New Year's Eve to the rest of you....) Let's get those deposit bottles packed up, and see how much Andre Cold Duck we can get for 'em. Who's got the roman candles?

Time's a-wastin'!

Jaycinth
12-29-2005, 07:44 PM
Allo. I have beeen azked to commun vith vou vor Pete, he who dead. I am Mardrian The Seeing-Lots, and I vave zeen vour Pete.

He zayz zis to vou:

"It would appear that yes, you have seeds and have already smoked them. Also, the combustion has eliminated my headache. And I am displeased by how the general AW hangover degraded into "torture Pete for a lengthy amount of time." Also, not a single one of you sung my praises or offered up your sorrows on my spontaneously combusted passing."

Zank zou. Zis eez vhat he haz zaid.

I sang after Unique put Pete into the flower pot.....and you are supposed to be alive and not consenting in order to count it as torture. . .

DamaNegra
12-29-2005, 08:01 PM
Hey Pete, I sang 'Deck The Halls with Boughs of Holly lalalalalala lalalalala' does that count?

PeeDee
12-29-2005, 11:58 PM
Well, I combusted, so I guess it could be "Deck the Halls with Bowels of Peedee, etc."

:D

SpookyWriter
12-30-2005, 12:11 AM
'I'm a Russian Mail Order Bride' -- Actually all women are male ordered brides. Problem is we can't get a refund once they start talking...

:Shrug:

PeeDee
12-30-2005, 12:49 AM
We can't get a refund, but sometimes we can get a beer.

(does not drink beer; would not dare demand of his wife to fetch one even if he did; would fear The Look. Is going to go behave.)

Jaycinth
12-30-2005, 01:13 AM
Well, I combusted, so I guess it could be "Deck the Halls with Bowels of Peedee, etc."

:D

Since spontaneous combustion starts from within, the contents of your bowels would have been sterilized in the same chemical reaction that liberated most of the non-carbon molecules in your body.

But the good news is....there was obviously enough left so that some enterprising individual among us was sober enough ( or wacked out stoned enough..no middle ground here, dear.) to gather what was left and clone you from the ashes. ( And if you feel a little funny that is because some other mollecular substances found their way into your body.)

So dear Pete, ( and I will call you 'dear' simply for not forcing your long suffering wife to fetch you a beer.) I suggest you find your way to the mighty 'mixed booze and other stuff with ice' blender and pour yourself a mug.

I will also suggest you keep an eye out for William, Louis and Celia as they will probably try to harvest your hair.

*Plucks several strands of Pee Dee's hair and wanders off to find some papers.*

PeeDee
12-30-2005, 01:18 AM
If William "Demon Santa" Haskins touches my hair, there will be a thunder in this here jungle. Yes. This is a threat sort of thing. Honest.

Whomsoever cloned me used Mountain Dew instead of carbon! Ye Gads...

....thank you. :)

Jaycinth
12-30-2005, 01:38 AM
Whomsoever cloned me used Mountain Dew instead of carbon! Ye Gads...

....thank you. :)

Then please stay away from the giant blender. The purists among us don't want it diluted with non hallucinogenic/psychotropic substances. And the prophelyne glycol content of MtDew might just sober people up. You don't want sober people around do you?

*Staring at Pee Dee's hair.................*:hat:

DeniseK
12-30-2005, 04:10 AM
'I'm a Russian Mail Order Bride' -- Actually all women are male ordered brides. Problem is we can't get a refund once they start talking...

:Shrug:

What a jerk.

SpookyWriter
12-30-2005, 04:30 AM
We can't get a refund, but sometimes we can get a beer.

:Hail: