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Duchessmary
03-27-2012, 04:12 AM
:roll:We always do, SK.

alleycat
03-27-2012, 04:13 AM
Where am I?

SWest
03-27-2012, 04:19 AM
*leaves kee-kat in carrier until potted palm, toy box, lamp and the paddle ball game are all in place*

:D

alleycat
03-27-2012, 04:35 AM
http://blogs.roanoke.com/thehappywag/files/2010/12/kitty-jail.jpg

Poor innocent kee kat has been jailed for crimes he didn't commit.

kayleamay
03-27-2012, 05:41 AM
...when he should have been jailed for the crimes he did commit.

alleycat
03-27-2012, 05:48 AM
I wasn't going to mention that.

kayleamay
03-27-2012, 06:18 AM
Always deny.

Deny, deny, deny.

SWest
03-27-2012, 06:18 AM
I never deny.

kayleamay
03-27-2012, 06:19 AM
That's because you're innocent.

alleycat
03-27-2012, 06:20 AM
If the glove don't fit, you must acquit.

SWest
03-27-2012, 06:28 AM
That's because you're innocent.

Is that what they're calling it these days?

:D

Purple Rose
03-27-2012, 06:42 AM
Volume IV???? Proud to have been around since Volume II.

Hands up those who've been around since Volume 1.

Cake and Champagne for Susie who started this house of happiness and calories. :Cake: :e2drunk:

Duchessmary
03-27-2012, 06:55 AM
http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q317/tweety5699/champagnerose.jpg

alleycat
03-27-2012, 07:00 AM
http://mensfame.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/0_4cb87_caaf278e_L.jpg

kenthepen
03-27-2012, 07:01 AM
I don't think your corkscrew is very ergonomically designed, AC.

kayleamay
03-27-2012, 07:04 AM
I had to look back to be sure, but I was in volume I! I almost feel like I'm not a noob anymore.

kayleamay
03-27-2012, 07:16 AM
Oh, wait. I just read back and realized that the muppet has been biting my ankles for two and a half years now.

(geez, that seems like soooooo long ago)

alleycat
03-27-2012, 07:32 AM
I'm new to GSHoFF.

Sydneyd
03-27-2012, 07:34 AM
I found you, I found you, neener neener.

Can't lose the Syd that easily.

bettielee
03-27-2012, 07:36 AM
yes, as new as you are innocent

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b40/bettieleetwo/wtf-photos-videos-untitled6.jpg

kenthepen
03-27-2012, 07:38 AM
I was irresistably drawn here. My two favorite things...............................

kayleamay
03-27-2012, 07:44 AM
Fun and floozies?

Or AC and prison?

kenthepen
03-27-2012, 07:47 AM
Fun and floozies. Order of preference changes constantly.

bettielee
03-27-2012, 07:51 AM
Or cake and pie?

We have a lot of cake and pie, and we talk about cake and pie. A lot.

alleycat
03-27-2012, 07:52 AM
http://img46.exs.cx/img46/5890/cat29.jpg

I'm just a poor innocent kee kat.

kenthepen
03-27-2012, 07:52 AM
Hey now, are you speaking metaphorically?

bettielee
03-27-2012, 08:23 AM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b40/bettieleetwo/funny-pictures-youre-perfect-for-me.jpg

Susie
03-27-2012, 08:46 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue.
Where up to Volume IV
Whohoo! Whohoo!

Ain't this excitin' :D Thx much dear Silver. Didn't think it would happen so quickly and yes, we always do blame the kee kat, but he insists on his innocence. :D :Cake:s 4 all ok 'n tuna for kitty!

night-flyer
03-27-2012, 08:56 AM
Bout to go to bed, just thought I'd pop into the new place and see if anything needed torching.

:O There's no muppet hair in here or bullet holes in the walls and furniture. Are you guys sure we're in the right thread?

Oh wait, yep. I spied some chocolate on the curtains. Chocolate= Susie, Susie = HoF. It's good to be home. :)

Susie
03-27-2012, 09:04 AM
:roll:s So true, nighty. New place looks good. You're right about the chokolit on the curtains. That is home to us, eh. :D :Cake:s!

bettielee
03-27-2012, 09:50 AM
I seriously need to work on this query, but I'm thinking its past help.

I need to sit in the chair and watch movies.

KellyAssauer
03-27-2012, 10:06 AM
Congrats Susie! Wow. Volume 4!

I baked ya a super-special extra rich chocolate cake
just for this occasion! It's not even pre-licked!

-but I know how it is in here in da springtime-

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z15/paddyboy40241/Lily_cover.jpg

So try to keep it covered up! ;)

andreea
03-27-2012, 10:35 AM
Wow, volume IV. Congrats, Susie. :partyguy:

alleycat
03-27-2012, 10:40 AM
It's Be Nice to Cats Day!

Archerbird
03-27-2012, 10:49 AM
4 Volumes? Oh wow, this is just like a lexicon. Or a long standing tv-series. Writer's Forum Investigation: AW, season 4. I'd watch it.


Roses are red
Violets are blue
I was not here
Neither was you

Caitlin Black
03-27-2012, 01:29 PM
Moving the grandparents into their new place tomorrow, moving myself the next day.

*faceplant*

Keep a pot of coffee ready for me at all times over the next 48 hours. I'll need it!

alleycat
03-27-2012, 03:13 PM
Good morning, new house.

Archerbird
03-27-2012, 04:20 PM
Good evening New World.

Cake, anyone? The mc from my butcherfest of an attempt at a novel just baked one. Unfortunately you'll have to share it with a reanimated corpse and...well, AC. Better hurry!

alleycat
03-27-2012, 04:27 PM
Don't worry, I'll just lick a little of the icing.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljrtt2vjew1qj4o5ko1_500.jpg

stormie
03-27-2012, 04:31 PM
Where am I?
In the land of capering


Yes!!! Volume 4!!!!! http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQY5BAz9zioI0OZBcu-nSZ6mTgW1IiuEfwXBB9glmkNxyNsSZDKBA

I'll celebrate that!

swachski
03-27-2012, 05:40 PM
Someday I'll read volumes one through three,
but in the mean time, four is the place to be.

*licks new thread's walls* Mmm, chocolatey!

Duchessmary
03-27-2012, 06:16 PM
This place is half trashed already. What's wrong with you people? Get busy! :ROFL:http://i1204.photobucket.com/albums/bb420/Bat_Masterson/Tim-Horton-pot-of-coffee-animated.gif

Susie
03-27-2012, 06:45 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue.
Volume IV is here -
Thx to all of you!

Calls for - you guessed it - :Cake:s :Cake:s :Cake:s! :D Many thx Kell 'n all. That :Cake:s look delish! :Hug2:s

kayleamay
03-27-2012, 06:55 PM
*starts trashing other half*

Good morning, fine funners.

alleycat
03-27-2012, 07:20 PM
I invited a few friends over.

http://www.catpalaceusa.com/cat_art_print/cat_art_print_main.jpg

"We're hungry."

Lavern08
03-27-2012, 07:29 PM
* Looks in the cupboards *

GRITS stocked up?

OK, I'm good.

Trashed already
Confetti on the floor

Chocolate everywhere
Must be volume four

kayleamay
03-27-2012, 08:21 PM
French toast bacon cupcakes

http://lifewithcake.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/french-toast-bacon-cupcake-4-450x340.jpg

Jehhillenberg
03-27-2012, 08:27 PM
Whoa, new place! Nice. I've gotta get some house warming gifts.

Duchessmary
03-27-2012, 09:22 PM
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b280/remembermynameyoullbescreamingitlater/thlavalamps.jpg http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d142/catie5458/muttropolis-wooley-bully-cat-toys.jpghttp://i778.photobucket.com/albums/yy69/rainbowrider11/sago%20palms%20cycads/SagoPalm-1.jpg

Lavern08
03-27-2012, 09:47 PM
Forget the house-warming gifts...

...Somebody gimmee a spork so I can dig into one of them there French Toast Bacon Cupcakes. ;)

Susie
03-27-2012, 09:50 PM
:roll:s you guyz are too funneh. Please keep me laughin'. Thx. :D :Cake:s!

LaurieD
03-27-2012, 10:03 PM
New thread! New thread!

*jumps on the furniture, swings from the chandelier*

cray
03-27-2012, 10:12 PM
WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE!


look at the avatar they've given me!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!



i swear. i'm so sick of this crap.
no more.



no. more.

alleycat
03-27-2012, 10:28 PM
Hey, the sofa makes a great scratching post!

Jehhillenberg
03-27-2012, 11:59 PM
As for furniture, I guess one can sit on this
http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee488/jehhillenberg/Sweets%20and%20Treats/chocolatecouch9267386.jpg
Or....EAT IT. :)

http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee488/jehhillenberg/Sweets%20and%20Treats/hot-chocolate-cupcakes-cut-600x400-500x333.jpg
And more sweets

alleycat
03-28-2012, 01:43 AM
Good afternoon, house of shiny new things.

Susie
03-28-2012, 01:53 AM
good pm ac 'n all. Hope yah messin' up the place 'n we'll all clean it up. AGAIN. :D :Cake:s!

kayleamay
03-28-2012, 01:55 AM
Longest. Day. Ever.

*eats couch cushions*

alleycat
03-28-2012, 02:07 AM
Have a glass of champagne.

Talltree
03-28-2012, 02:46 AM
A poem to Grandma Susie:

Susie , you're so super- duper nice!
under rain you'd dissolve in a trice
Sweet and warm you bring a smile
to AWers like me who have no guile:):)

Silver King
03-28-2012, 03:01 AM
Wow, volume IV. Congrats, Susie. :partyguy:
The first three versions, combined, contain 63,538 posts. That's an impressive number, even for someone as lovable as our dear Susie. :)

alleycat
03-28-2012, 03:07 AM
The first three versions, combined, contain 63,538 posts. That's an impressive number, even for someone as lovable as our dear Susie. :)

10,000 of those were the muppet capering and jazz-handing.

5,000 of them were me threatening to shoot the muppet.

20,000 of them were Susie offering us pre-licked cake.

Sydneyd
03-28-2012, 03:51 AM
I think we need more posts about pre licks. I've been a very productive person, got my brakes checked, went to gym, cleaned kitchen, walked dog, picked up living room, now to find something that will soothe my screaming tummy...

alleycat
03-28-2012, 03:53 AM
Cheesecake?

bettielee
03-28-2012, 03:54 AM
Longest. Day. Ever.

*eats couch cushions*

*put ketchup on couch cushion and joins in*

and it sucked, too.


The first three versions, combined, contain 63,538 posts. That's an impressive number, even for someone as lovable as our dear Susie. :)

I like to think I'm an equal opportunity composter. :) I don't know what that says about the threads I post in... but Susie and her cake are the lure here.



10,000 of those were the muppet capering and jazz-handing.

5,000 of them were me threatening to shoot the muppet.

20,000 of them were Susie offering us pre-licked cake.

How many did we use to discuss pie??

Susie
03-28-2012, 04:11 AM
aww, thx so much, dear Silver! An amazing amount, huh. All mah 'granchittlen' help to make it a fun thread! :Hug2:

Thx much, guys, you all rock. ac that was funneh and true! :D I can't say it enough, much appreciation, everyone. Who wants prelicks? :)

CassandraW
03-28-2012, 04:13 AM
Hello all. Susie kindly invited me over for some cake via reppie. Now, I love cake. Pie too. And champagne. But looking at this thread, Susie seems like she's awfully nice. And that makes me wonder -- Kayleamay and bettielee, did you never once think to warn her about me?

alleycat
03-28-2012, 04:17 AM
Just remember, I'm the nice one here -- a poor innocent kee kat.

Sydneyd
03-28-2012, 04:26 AM
The cat lies like a dog.

Oh, and he fibs too.

kayleamay
03-28-2012, 04:26 AM
Hello all. Susie kindly invited me over for some cake via reppie. Now, I love cake. Pie too. And champagne. But looking at this thread, Susie seems like she's awfully nice. And that makes me wonder -- Kayleamay and bettielee, did you never once think to warn her about me?

We should have warned you about Susie. She'll have you in a diabetic coma comma by the end of the week.

ETA: and Syd is right. The cat is evil incarnate.

Duchessmary
03-28-2012, 04:36 AM
Actually AC lies like a rug. Constantly. But we all wuves him, don't we, gang? *pinches kee-kat's jowls* :D

alleycat
03-28-2012, 04:49 AM
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Duchessmary
03-28-2012, 05:11 AM
:roll::ROFL:

SWest
03-28-2012, 06:40 AM
*admires kee-kat's sweet pink nosie*


:welcome: CW!

Purple Rose
03-28-2012, 06:42 AM
"Innocent kee kat" is a wicked lie about AC. It's like a sadist dentist saying "Don't be afraid of me" or "I won't hurt you".

Be warned!!! But there are all these other really lovely people whose goodness actually makes kee kat nice most of the time.

In short - not an innocent kee kat as claimed but with enough good moments to remain in a place for Funners. Only just. :D

ETA: AC does offer pies and shares them very generously.

CassandraW
03-28-2012, 07:04 AM
I could use some pie. A lot of pie. Preferably chocolate custard, with real whipped cream. Or a triple-layer german chocolate cake with extra pecans in the icing. You don't happen to have anything like that kicking around, do you?

The kee cat looks harmless. Drunk, but soft and fuzzy and harmless. I'll keep my eye out, though.

night-flyer
03-28-2012, 08:09 AM
It's Be Nice to Cats Day!

Looks like it's drunken, couch potato cat day.

I may have to take over your modly job until you can sober up.

*goes to find Barney pics for AC's new avie*

Sydneyd
03-28-2012, 08:30 AM
DO IIIIIIT!

alleycat
03-28-2012, 08:38 AM
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

night-flyer
03-28-2012, 08:45 AM
Here's a Barney pic that fits him...

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q3/Vas123_2006/Funny/sml_barney.gif

Barney from the Simpsons...or

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y52/lizg50/PUREEVIL2.jpg

Sydneyd
03-28-2012, 08:47 AM
Aww Who needs some pats? Does the wittle AC need pats? A treat? Do you want a treat?



(I have no idea where this bravery is coming from)

alleycat
03-28-2012, 08:49 AM
You do know I have worse things in my arsenal than Barney?

night-flyer
03-28-2012, 08:49 AM
ha! Poor Syd is going to be a pink pony! Better you than me. :P

night-flyer
03-28-2012, 08:50 AM
You do know I have worse things in my arsenal than Barney?

Yeah, Syd!


:gone:

Sydneyd
03-28-2012, 09:10 AM
I rejoice in the idea of me being a pink pony. There is nothing I would love more.










(reverse psychology!)

alleycat
03-28-2012, 09:33 AM
I didn't say anything about a pink pony.

night-flyer
03-28-2012, 09:38 AM
*gives AC pie*

Purple Rose
03-28-2012, 09:39 AM
I rejoice in the idea of me being a pink pony. There is nothing I would love more.(reverse psychology!)

Really? really, reallyyyyy, Syd? I would've thought sex bomb is far more appealing!


ETA: Just saw the bit about reverse psychology. Two ETAs on the same day, on the same page. Sheesh! Time to crawl back into my hovel and hide until nightfall. :chair

alleycat
03-28-2012, 09:45 AM
*gives AC pie*

*puts a hold on changing n-f in to Carrot Top . . . nude*

Sydneyd
03-28-2012, 09:48 AM
Muahaha yes!

kenthepen
03-28-2012, 09:53 AM
Too bad. That Carrot Top is some sex bomb!

night-flyer
03-28-2012, 09:55 AM
*puts a hold on changing n-f in to Carrot Top . . . nude*

OH CRIKEY!!

*reports post*

*takes cat's bottle away from him*

alleycat
03-28-2012, 10:02 AM
I said it was on hold. For now.

Pie!

night-flyer
03-28-2012, 10:08 AM
Not nice to hold that over somebody...(and by somebody, I mean me)

I hear that Ken really likes Carrot Top, though...

kenthepen
03-28-2012, 10:10 AM
Nope. Purple Rose was the one what called him a sex bomb. Before AC named him.

Not only is she weird, but she's clairvoyant.

alleycat
03-28-2012, 10:13 AM
I hear that Ken really likes Carrot Top, though...

I have one of the Village People for Ken.

night-flyer
03-28-2012, 10:17 AM
:roll:

kenthepen
03-28-2012, 10:22 AM
Golly, I don't know if I can live up to that "Macho Macho Man" image.

alleycat
03-28-2012, 10:25 AM
It's fun to stay at the YMCA!

Purple Rose
03-28-2012, 10:26 AM
Nope. Purple Rose was the one what called him a sex bomb. Before AC named him.

Not only is she weird, but she's clairvoyant.

Weirde, maybe. Clairvoyant, maybe but really Ken, the sex bomb reference was for Syd. Tom Jones wrote his great hit for her. Or maybe he didn't. Maybe some of us here on HoF simply dedicated that song to her. Maybe it wasn't "some of us" but "one of us" and maybe that one was me. I got plenty of support from other Funners and zero objection from Syd.

And that's what you missed on the previous episode volume of HoF.

night-flyer
03-28-2012, 10:36 AM
Syd is the sex bomb. She likes strutting around on here on no pants day with Tom Jones. Those two are hawt together!!

bettielee
03-28-2012, 11:32 AM
technically, I don't have pants on either... cuz I don't think sweat pants are pants...

I'm watching Jimmy Kimmel. I'm glad I live alone - cuz I would hate for someone to come in here and think I was watching this for Justin Bieber. This little kid looks like a girl - and his eyebrows are way too perfect. I mean... he looks like a girl. I'm watching it for Ashton Kutcher. He looks really skinny.

night-flyer
03-28-2012, 12:37 PM
Bieber...we have a lot of merchandise in the store of his, I think it's ridiculous how they try to make him look sexy. For crying out loud, he's a child. His 'sexy look' is more of a :roll: look.

andreea
03-28-2012, 12:38 PM
Just remember, I'm the nice one here -- a poor innocent kee kat.
Yea, still funny. :D

Good morning, funners. :hi:

night-flyer
03-28-2012, 12:40 PM
Hello andreea. Good to see ya. :)

alleycat
03-28-2012, 01:17 PM
Good morning, house of non-believers.

Caitlin Black
03-28-2012, 01:29 PM
I'm all packed for moving.

Hopefully I'll be moving to a place where Justin Bieber is never acknowledged.

So... I'm moving to the past. :tongue

night-flyer
03-28-2012, 02:04 PM
But you're our man in the future. :e2bummed:

Good luck with the move, Cliff. Hope it all goes smoothly.

Good morning AC. And you're wrong, we are all believers. We believe that we don't believe you.

alleycat
03-28-2012, 02:58 PM
I'm behaving.

Susie
03-28-2012, 03:29 PM
A poem to Grandma Susie:

Susie , you're so super- duper nice!
under rain you'd dissolve in a trice
Sweet and warm you bring a smile
to AWers like me who have no guile:):)

Thx so much for the super-duper poem. Lurve it 'n back atcha, Tall! Hope everyone's doing great 'n yo' da ones I appreciate! :Hug2:s

Caitlin Black
03-28-2012, 03:42 PM
But you're our man in the future. :e2bummed:

Good luck with the move, Cliff. Hope it all goes smoothly.

Before I travel to the past, I promise to write down tomorrow night's lotto numbers. ;)

And thanks! For my part of the move, it'll go smoothly in all probability. But then I don't have anywhere near as much stuff as mum or nanna and grandad...

Which is probably for the best, as I don't have a whole lot of room to put stuff into. :tongue

Archerbird
03-28-2012, 04:04 PM
Okay, who in here is wearing pants? I might have to call the police....

Silent Rob
03-28-2012, 04:27 PM
*checks underneath chaps*

Nope...

swachski
03-28-2012, 04:35 PM
*mails the muppet some chapstick*

alleycat
03-28-2012, 04:44 PM
DD's dog, who is getting a bit senile.

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/555906_10150633711030785_710295784_9470406_2995587 66_n.jpg

Lavern08
03-28-2012, 04:46 PM
This just in...

Muppet rushed to Emergency Room for applying chapstick to his *dinghy*

Susie
03-28-2012, 04:50 PM
:roll:s verny! 'n by *dinghy* you mean his lips? :D

Great-lookin' doggie, ac! Hope everyone has a super day 'n lots o' :Cake:s!

swachski
03-28-2012, 04:51 PM
:Wha:

DANG!

:roll:

AC, been there, done that..

alleycat
03-28-2012, 05:10 PM
AC, been there, done that..

The poor doggie has lost her "reverse". These days she gets herself trapped when she goes somewhere and then can't go any further; she's forgotten that she can back up.

swachski
03-28-2012, 05:18 PM
Aww, poor puppy. :( I can totally empathize with her.

Her name isn't by chance Eyore? Cuz that's who she looks like in the pic..

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n242/dork125/eyore.jpg

Silent Rob
03-28-2012, 05:19 PM
This just in...

Muppet rushed to Emergency Room for applying chapstick to his *dinghy*

It was cherry and I liked it!

ROAR :D

alleycat
03-28-2012, 05:21 PM
Earlier this week the doggie got stuck between a bed and wall.

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s320x320/398835_10150631036455785_710295784_9461743_7456581 14_n.jpg

swachski
03-28-2012, 05:22 PM
It was cherry and I liked it!

ROAR :D

*pop*


AC, at least she has a comfy pillow in that location. :)

Silent Rob
03-28-2012, 05:22 PM
Stoopid place to put a wall, anyway.


WOOF :D

alleycat
03-28-2012, 05:23 PM
She's waiting for someone to open the wall.

Susie
03-28-2012, 05:39 PM
aww, did yah give her a food treat? Hope so. :) Our doggie once got stuck behind the washing machine and it was a big doggie. I told her she'd have to help herself cuz I couldn't lift her and she did! Smart doggie. :)

Who wants prelicks? It's happy 'hump' day. They're calling the winners of the latest hallmark contest. Not expecting a call, unfortunately ...

Duchessmary
03-28-2012, 06:10 PM
Good morning house of chapsticks and er..dinghies. Welcome back, Muppet!!! :D

Best of luck Susie, keeping fingers crossed for ya!!

Susie
03-28-2012, 06:30 PM
Thx much, Duchess, you royally rock! :) Hope y'all have a great 'hump' day! Super to 'c' yah here, Cassandra 'n everyone! :Cake:s 4 all!

Silent Rob
03-28-2012, 06:55 PM
Fanks, Duchess!

The Queen told me to tell you that she knows what you said that one time about Prince Philip.

ROAR :D

Duchessmary
03-28-2012, 07:03 PM
Oh noessssss. :roll:

Silent Rob
03-28-2012, 07:23 PM
Oh yeseses!

To the tower!


ROAR :D

Sydneyd
03-28-2012, 07:57 PM
Good morning HoFF! Another day, another dollar....or...more money, more problems. (I think I have successfully convinced myself not to go to work :D)

kayleamay
03-28-2012, 08:18 PM
I'm working (at home) and accomplishing very little. I've spent most of my morning on hold.

LaurieD
03-28-2012, 08:59 PM
I am working - well, am in between reports. Work has been coming in in stops and starts for the last day or so, so hopefully more downloads soon.

Why're we going to the Tower and did anyone pack the chocolate?

Susie
03-28-2012, 09:12 PM
Guess who's b-day it is? Kaylee's!

Roses are red
Violets are bright.
Have a fun time
Both day 'n night!

Here's :Cake:s :TheWave:sTheWave:s :Cake:s :Guitar:s :snoopy:s mo' :Cake:s! Let's all her kazy reppies, :Hug2:s 'n :Cake:s! :D

kayleamay
03-28-2012, 09:15 PM
Guess who's b-day it is? Kaylee's!

Roses are red
Violets are bright.
Have a fun time
Both day 'n night!

Here's :Cake:s :TheWave:sTheWave:s :Cake:s :Guitar:s :snoopy:s mo' :Cake:s! Let's all her kazy reppies, :Hug2:s 'n :Cake:s! :D

Thanks, Suz. :heart:

Archerbird
03-28-2012, 09:25 PM
Happy Birthday! :)

Susie
03-28-2012, 09:59 PM
Hope you're havin' a great day kazy 'n all. Well $200 later our toilets are ok temporarily, for about 6 months. Hope it's longer! :Hug2:s :Cake:s

LaurieD
03-28-2012, 10:02 PM
Working toilets are happy ones. :)

Happy to your birthday, K!

Work's come in so I'm off.

:hi:

Archerbird
03-28-2012, 10:02 PM
Susie, you do know that you're not really supposed to flush your pet fish down the toilet, right? :D

alleycat
03-28-2012, 10:17 PM
Good afternoon, house of flushers.

Lavern08
03-28-2012, 10:40 PM
* Wonders if Suze tried to flush that lil Tidy-Bowl Man? *

alleycat
03-28-2012, 10:42 PM
* Wonders if Suze tried to flush that lil Tidy-Bowl Man? *

I hope so. What an annoying little fellow.

Susie
03-28-2012, 11:29 PM
Yes, yes, I did. Though he refused to get flushed all the way down, I gave it the ol' gung-ho. :D (He went half-way). :Cake:s? :)

Caitlin Black
03-29-2012, 01:24 AM
Happy Birthday Kaylea!

kayleamay
03-29-2012, 01:28 AM
Thanks for the birthday wishes! Maybe Suz will give me a 21 flush salute.

Okay, since Lavern started my birthday early, I'm ending it early. Back to my regularly scheduled programming.

(Which is just me sitting in front of my computer, drinking coffee and waiting for the phone to ring.)

Caitlin Black
03-29-2012, 01:30 AM
I could use a coffee...

We move house today. Mum's already annoying me. She takes every little setback so personally! And loudly!

Cause, yeah, I so need to hear her yelling when I'm already stressed out...

*headdesk*

kayleamay
03-29-2012, 01:33 AM
Just smile and nod, Cliff. Smile and nod.

Lavern08
03-29-2012, 01:38 AM
* Whispering*

I see Kay is calling it a night.
Guess it's too late to cancel the Elvis impersonators and the Chippenhdale crew? :Shrug:





:D

kayleamay
03-29-2012, 01:48 AM
I have to go get new glasses and a hip replacement.

GailD
03-29-2012, 03:55 AM
I have to go get new glasses and a hip replacement.

Pffft!


Youngsters! What do they know about such things?



Happy birthday. And cheer up. The best decade of your life has arrived. :D




You know, I remember back when I was forty.....

kayleamay
03-29-2012, 03:56 AM
I know, it's odd. I don't feel more than a day older than yesterday.

GailD
03-29-2012, 03:58 AM
And woo-hoo, Suzie! :partyguy: Congrats on the new volume of GSHOFF!!! Way to go, you chocolate bunneh you. :)




*pushes kee-kat off couch*

Shift up. Us old people need to rest.

GailD
03-29-2012, 04:00 AM
I know, it's odd. I don't feel more than a day older than yesterday.


:D


And you won't. For years.

Susie
03-29-2012, 04:08 AM
aww, thx much, dear Gail. 'Bout time you got back to us! :) Missed you. Hope all is well 'n you guys are all havin' fun on kazy's b-day! There's still lots o' :Cake:s 'n confetti! :D

alleycat
03-29-2012, 04:19 AM
Good evening, house of old-timers.

Who wants some prune juice?

Duchessmary
03-29-2012, 04:20 AM
It's awfully quiet in here. Where is everyone?? *echoes*

alleycat
03-29-2012, 04:28 AM
I'm here! I'm here!

Duchessmary
03-29-2012, 04:44 AM
Misbehaving as usual. :evil

alleycat
03-29-2012, 04:47 AM
I am not! I've just volunteered to be a "shoulder to cry on" for a crazy woman.

She wasn't so crazy until a few months ago when she took in two more teenagers, in additional to her teenage son. Now she's really crazy.

I should be getting e-mails or phone calls in about 30 minutes.

bettielee
03-29-2012, 04:51 AM
Teenagers? Are you sure she's only crazy and not homicidal? lordie.

Tough day today kids. I gotta get me some dinners.

alleycat
03-29-2012, 04:56 AM
Well, I think she was leaning toward homicidal, or suicidal, today.

Duchessmary
03-29-2012, 05:15 AM
Teenagers?!? Run for your life. I just raised one through it. I don't think I would have the strength for another. :Headbang:

alleycat
03-29-2012, 05:19 AM
I managed to survive my own teenage years. That's enough for me.

Have I mentioned the time I just about jumped over a Tennessee State Trooper in a speedy '67 Camaro?

Uh, never mind . . .

kenthepen
03-29-2012, 05:19 AM
I'm with you, Duchess. We've gotten three through, three to go.

There should be a "Teenagers' Island." I'd go so far as to give them their own continent.

alleycat
03-29-2012, 05:21 AM
There should be a "Teenagers' Island." I'd go so far as to give them their own continent.

Even if they had their own little island, they would still spend most of their time texting each other.

alleycat
03-29-2012, 05:26 AM
For those of you who know anything about country music, Earl Scruggs passed away today.

He was a genuinely nice guy.

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/obit/story/2012-03-28/earl-scruggs-banjo-legend-bluegrass-dies/53841194/1

Purple Rose
03-29-2012, 05:37 AM
I'm with you, Duchess. We've gotten three through, three to go.

There should be a "Teenagers' Island." I'd go so far as to give them their own continent.

Seriously, Ken??? Six teens? Wow! Is this as a result of running a homeless shelter or not having television for entertainment or multiple births with just two pregnancies? I'm very curious.

I raised twins who are twenty now and found the teenage years to be the best and most fun but yes, we also had our moments. Six teens is just beyond me in this day and age.

By the way, my grandmother was a twin with 12 siblings before her and 7 half-siblings after her. Her mother and twin died during child-birth.

You certainly have my admiration and I really believe you deserve a prize, ken!!! :Trophy:

kenthepen
03-29-2012, 05:46 AM
We have a blended family. My prize is the occasional good night's sleep.

swachski
03-29-2012, 06:23 AM
Two teen boys here, and they crack me up, they are so funny. (wonder where they got their sense of humor from...) Teen boys are much better than adolescent boys.

And whether it's six teens or one, their messed up sleeping habits wreak havoc on a household big time.

kenthepen
03-29-2012, 06:26 AM
Amen. I often find myself staying up late until they're all settled in for the night.

swachski
03-29-2012, 06:32 AM
Then getting up before dawn for work, right? I'm lucky if I get four hours of sleep some nights.

kenthepen
03-29-2012, 06:36 AM
Yes, I nap when I'm not working. I love it; it's like getting two days for the price of one.

swachski
03-29-2012, 06:47 AM
You sure you don't mean losing two days for the price of one? :D

kenthepen
03-29-2012, 06:50 AM
Utilizing, little brother(to paraphrase hemingway).

swachski
03-29-2012, 06:59 AM
I think you got the punctuation wrong.

Utilizing. Little brother.

:D

Sydneyd
03-29-2012, 07:06 AM
Hello!!! I have survived another day. Today I got to watch two older people begin the afternoon on opposite sides of the table, and by the time I clocked out, they were on top of each other. I won't give anymore visuals other than, at one point I believe the gentleman had his mouth around a body part of the lady's that I could not and did not want to identify.

kenthepen
03-29-2012, 07:07 AM
Here. Feel. Free. To distribute these wherever you deem appropriate, throughout my writings.

???????????????????............................... ..........,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,''''' '''''''''''''''''''';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::!!!!(((((((( ((((((())))))))))))))))))))

alleycat
03-29-2012, 07:10 AM
Hello!!! I have survived another day. Today I got to watch two older people begin the afternoon on opposite sides of the table, and by the time I clocked out, they were on top of each other. I won't give anymore visuals other than, at one point I believe the gentleman had his mouth around a body part of the lady's that I could not and did not want to identify.

Ah, spring, when an old fart's fancy turns to, uh, lust.

Purple Rose
03-29-2012, 07:12 AM
Hello!!! I have survived another day. Today I got to watch two older people begin the afternoon on opposite sides of the table, and by the time I clocked out, they were on top of each other. I won't give anymore visuals other than, at one point I believe the gentleman had his mouth around a body part of the lady's that I could not and did not want to identify.

:censored

Thanks for your thoughtfulness, Syd. Glad you didn't provide more details. Some things really should be kept private. Really, these people should spend some time in a more conservative environment.

CassandraW
03-29-2012, 07:12 AM
aww, thx much, dear Gail. 'Bout time you got back to us! :) Missed you. Hope all is well 'n you guys are all havin' fun on kazy's b-day! There's still lots o' :Cake:s 'n confetti! :D


Awesome! I knew if I stopped in, there'd be a birthday cake for KLM. :partyguy:

swachski
03-29-2012, 07:17 AM
Here. Feel. Free. To distribute these wherever you deem appropriate, throughout my writings.

???????????????????............................... ..........,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,''''' '''''''''''''''''''';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::!!!!(((((((( ((((((())))))))))))))))))))

I'll remember that invitation. :D

kenthepen
03-29-2012, 08:01 AM
Yeah, right, spring. And summer, fall, winter, Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays. . . .

night-flyer
03-29-2012, 09:36 AM
* Whispering*

I see Kay is calling it a night.
Guess it's too late to cancel the Elvis impersonators and the Chippenhdale crew? :Shrug:





:D

Nevermind me, I'm just here for the Chippendales.

Oh yeah, and Happy Birthday, Kay! :partyguy:

kenthepen
03-29-2012, 09:44 AM
Elvis and the Chippendales? Why does that sound vaguely familiar? Maybe a movie I've seen?

kayleamay
03-29-2012, 09:47 AM
Thanks for the birthday wishes. I just got back from seeing Hunger Games. Not bad for a kiddo show. I might have to move up to adult films now.


Wait...that didn't sound right.

night-flyer
03-29-2012, 09:51 AM
The adult stuff will only ruin your innocence. You can't watch those until you're at least in your fifties.:D

kayleamay
03-29-2012, 09:52 AM
Ah, something to look forward to then.

peydob
03-29-2012, 10:08 AM
Someone mentioned adult films right here right now?

Happy birthday kay and many happy returns!

night-flyer
03-29-2012, 10:10 AM
It wasn't me, I'm behaving.




hmm...why does that sound familiar? :Shrug:

peydob
03-29-2012, 10:25 AM
For some reason I think you're naughty.

peydob
03-29-2012, 10:30 AM
And my comp froze and I'm busting for a pee and c u l8r

bettielee
03-29-2012, 11:58 AM
How about a mad hatter cake?! :)

Hope you had a great birfdays, Kay!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b40/bettieleetwo/aaaa.jpg

alleycat
03-29-2012, 12:55 PM
Good morning, house of funners IV.

andreea
03-29-2012, 01:44 PM
Happy birthday, Kay!


It wasn't me, I'm behaving.


hmm...why does that sound familiar? :Shrug:
Now, that coming from you I belive. AC...not so much. :P

alleycat
03-29-2012, 02:38 PM
I'm a good kitty.

regdog
03-29-2012, 02:58 PM
Define good

alleycat
03-29-2012, 03:43 PM
It's too early in the day to be asking hard questions.

andreea
03-29-2012, 03:47 PM
What about now? Is it a better time now?

alleycat
03-29-2012, 03:53 PM
No.

andreea
03-29-2012, 03:54 PM
Is it ever? :tongue

alleycat
03-29-2012, 03:59 PM
February 23rd at 5:25 pm. I'll put it on my calendar.

Silent Rob
03-29-2012, 04:30 PM
I see what you did there, kee kat! The world will end this year, according to the Mayans, so there won't be another Feb. 23rd.

Very cunning!

ROAR :D

stormie
03-29-2012, 04:31 PM
Good morning, all!

I'm not capering today. Just sitting. http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSJmeP0i8VsSAhDR3699gZIYj4F7hxI1 bo1xy7cCL-JQ167SRb3NuyA (Why am I so cold?!)

Archerbird
03-29-2012, 04:58 PM
Very cunning!

ROAR :D

Oh looky here! Isn't it our trusted leader, Mutatio Blame?

*capers*

alleycat
03-29-2012, 04:59 PM
I see what you did there, kee kat! The world will end this year, according to the Mayans, so there won't be another Feb. 23rd.

Very cunning!

ROAR :D

I'm a cunning linguist.

Archerbird
03-29-2012, 05:00 PM
You're an -ist something for sure.

Silent Rob
03-29-2012, 05:14 PM
A florist?

*capers*

stormie
03-29-2012, 05:25 PM
Capers! I put capers on my pizza the other night.

*stormie capers away*

Duchessmary
03-29-2012, 06:51 PM
Good morning, people who never sleep.

I think I'm going to the grocery store today. More coffee, please. :D

Silent Rob
03-29-2012, 06:58 PM
Grocerues!?

Que mal!

ROAR :D

kayleamay
03-29-2012, 07:18 PM
Duchess, you could just have roast muppet with capers for dinner. No one here would mind, I'm sure.

alleycat
03-29-2012, 07:39 PM
I've heard that roast muppet tastes a lot like roast yak, only more greasy.

Silent Rob
03-29-2012, 07:43 PM
No, you're thinking of Big Mac's, ac.

ROAR :D

alleycat
03-29-2012, 07:51 PM
I love that delicious Pink Slime beef.

kayleamay
03-29-2012, 07:56 PM
McDonalds' refused to use the pink slime. If you're really craving it, you'll have to go eat in a school cafeteria.

Susie
03-29-2012, 07:58 PM
LOL, what is this pink slime I hear of? It sounds almost as good as mah prelicks :D Hope you all have the greatest day! :Cake:s!

Silent Rob
03-29-2012, 07:59 PM
Is there a pink slimy cow?

MOO :D

alleycat
03-29-2012, 08:00 PM
McDonalds' refused to use the pink slime. If you're really craving it, you'll have to go eat in a school cafeteria.

Do they use it in hospitals?

I wonder if most people know what's in Jell-O.

alleycat
03-29-2012, 08:08 PM
Pink Slime is made from pink ponies.

kayleamay
03-29-2012, 08:13 PM
Do they use it in hospitals?

I wonder if most people know what's in Jell-O.

We need a horror writer. Maybe they make it in hospitals.

Pink Slime in School Lunches (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avkFUBzHSw8)

Susie
03-29-2012, 08:26 PM
It must be pink jello, ac. 'hey, all! :Cake:s anyone? :D

Sydneyd
03-29-2012, 09:10 PM
Yuck. I just watched that pink slime video. Disgusting.

kenthepen
03-29-2012, 09:14 PM
Recipe:

Take equal parts pink pony and mayonnaise, puree until slimy................

alleycat
03-29-2012, 09:15 PM
Pink Slime is people!

Susie
03-29-2012, 09:17 PM
That pic. was great, huh. Who saw "Soylent Green"? *Raise your hand* and don't eat crackers today. :D

alleycat
03-29-2012, 09:21 PM
*Raises hand and parts the Red Sea*

kayleamay
03-29-2012, 09:28 PM
Recipe:

Take equal parts pink pony and mayonnaise, puree until slimy................

Where is the smiley for puking?


*Raises hand and parts the Red Sea*

Oh, AC, ever so humble.

kayleamay
03-29-2012, 09:29 PM
That pic. was great, huh. Who saw "Soylent Green"? *Raise your hand* and don't eat crackers today. :D

Soylent Green on Ritz?

swachski
03-29-2012, 09:31 PM
*raises hand*

Soylent Pink seems more fitting.

alleycat
03-29-2012, 09:36 PM
Soylent Red is muppets!

alleycat
03-29-2012, 09:37 PM
Oh, AC, ever so humble.

Watch it or I'll send locust.

Duchessmary
03-29-2012, 09:40 PM
You guys are grossing me out. AW does indeed need a emoticon for hurling. Can you look into that, AC?
*hurls*

kayleamay
03-29-2012, 09:42 PM
Locusts on Ritz?

swachski
03-29-2012, 09:43 PM
DM is right. We should start coming up with puns instead. :D

alleycat
03-29-2012, 09:44 PM
We've been slimed!

alleycat
03-29-2012, 09:46 PM
You guys are grossing me out. AW does indeed need a emoticon for hurling. Can you look into that, AC?
*hurls*
http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/1/throwing-up.gif (http://www.sherv.net/throwing.up-emoticon-390.html)

Susie
03-29-2012, 10:21 PM
I just gave kaylea a *21 FISH SALUTE!* Let's all give her one or two, etc. :D :Cake:s 4 all! :)

Susie
03-29-2012, 10:23 PM
youz guyz 'quack' meh up! Do more :D :Cake:s! :)

Lavern08
03-29-2012, 10:41 PM
Ok,

All of this talk of pink slime has totally killed my appetite for some Haagen-Dazs.

Fanks.

Fanks a lot! :(

Sydneyd
03-29-2012, 10:42 PM
But Verny! They just came out with a new flavor, Peppermint pink slime with real beef chips!

Lavern08
03-29-2012, 10:46 PM
* Hurling * http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif

Silent Rob
03-29-2012, 11:04 PM
*all the haagen-dazs is belong to me*

kayleamay
03-29-2012, 11:08 PM
*all the pink slime is belong to muppet*

Duchessmary
03-29-2012, 11:18 PM
http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/1/throwing-up.gif

kenthepen
03-30-2012, 12:04 AM
Nice slime-transmogrifying emoticon. Goes in pink, comes out green.

alleycat
03-30-2012, 02:13 AM
Good evening, house of slime.


Who started this anyway? Oh. Never mind.

Wicked
03-30-2012, 02:23 AM
Soylent Green and pink slime? How did I miss this conversation? :roll:

alleycat
03-30-2012, 02:25 AM
It's not too late.

Wicked
03-30-2012, 02:27 AM
It's not too late.


I suppose you're right. It's never too late for cannibalism and food substitute. :tongue