a fork in the road

aspier · Mar 26, 2012

... when you find a fork in the road, take it!

Lavern08 · Mar 26, 2012

...Because you never know when you might find a can of Spam along the way?

mirandashell · Mar 26, 2012

Is there a knife and a spoon too? And what if they belong to someone else? That's stealing!

Lavern08 · Mar 26, 2012

Yeah, but who throws forks in the road?

I'll tell ya who.

People who are up to no good. That's who.

I mean, really?

Those danged forks could puncture somebody's tire or something.

mirandashell · Mar 26, 2012

Yeah.... but it could be someone who accidently dropped it out of the car window.

KellyAssauer · Mar 26, 2012

I always find sporks...

never a real fork...

mirandashell · Mar 26, 2012

Sporks are cool! Knives are better though.

Lavern08 · Mar 26, 2012

How about can openers?

They don't get much respect, ya know?

mirandashell · Mar 26, 2012

They can be tricky to use, those buggers. I bless the day someone invented pullrings for cans

Lavern08 · Mar 26, 2012

Pull rings rock!

mirandashell · Mar 26, 2012

Ooh yeah!

Lavern08 · Mar 27, 2012

...and don't you just love the way the word spatula rolls off your tongue?

Gilroy Cullen · Mar 27, 2012

There's a problem at the fork in the road
A truck jackknifed there.

mirandashell · Mar 27, 2012

I prefer the word spoon. Spooooooooon. Feels lovely.

Lavern08 · Mar 27, 2012

* Thinking about my old friend, Mack, the Knife *

aspier · Mar 27, 2012

Which one?

Lavern08 · Mar 27, 2012

The one who joined the Swiss Army.

mirandashell · Mar 27, 2012

I love a Swami!

Lavern08 · Mar 27, 2012

Did I mention that most of my relatives are from Norfork, VA?

aspier · Mar 28, 2012

Lavern08 said:
Did I mention that most of my relatives are from Norfork, VA?

Oh, fork!

JimmyB27 · Mar 28, 2012

Just be careful you don't get run over when you're having this fork in the road.

Lavern08 · Mar 28, 2012

Pssst,

Don't mess with the tongs, you might need them in a pinch.

mirandashell · Mar 28, 2012

Ouch! Watch what you're doing with those!

Xelebes · Mar 28, 2012

mirandashell said:
Is there a knife and a spoon too? And what if they belong to someone else? That's stealing!

Only the knife. Looks like the spoon ran away with the dish.

mirandashell · Mar 28, 2012

Ah! That's explains that weird cow I just saw. I don't know you could get them in a cockpit.

a fork in the road

aspier

Lavern08

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

mirandashell

Lavern08

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

mirandashell

KellyAssauer

The Anti-Magdalene

mirandashell

Lavern08

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

mirandashell

Lavern08

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

mirandashell

Lavern08

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Gilroy Cullen

Handsome servant of a redhead

mirandashell

Lavern08

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

aspier

Lavern08

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

mirandashell

Lavern08

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

aspier

JimmyB27

Hoopy frood

Lavern08

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

mirandashell

Xelebes

Delerium ex Ennui

mirandashell