(Either post a passage of narrative or a plot synopsis, or try to identify the author someone else has parodied. Let's make this fun. 
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He threw his glass and it hit the wainscoting and broke into shards and rained down the sawdustcovered floor and John Pimber shot his rifle lightwise and he lurched sideways like a crab and shot his revolver and John Pimber reeled back and howled like some secondcoming of a oneeyed beast from a land covered in devonian mist, a land untrammeled by the iniquities of men, never spoken about for lands like these do not yield their secrets without a fight never have and never will unless fate crosses circumspect over legions of spirits beyond all reckoning.
) He threw his glass and it hit the wainscoting and broke into shards and rained down the sawdustcovered floor and John Pimber shot his rifle lightwise and he lurched sideways like a crab and shot his revolver and John Pimber reeled back and howled like some secondcoming of a oneeyed beast from a land covered in devonian mist, a land untrammeled by the iniquities of men, never spoken about for lands like these do not yield their secrets without a fight never have and never will unless fate crosses circumspect over legions of spirits beyond all reckoning.
