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JAlpha
12-17-2005, 02:20 AM
Tis the season for "office" parties.


So, I thought I'd get the AW party started by hanging some mistletoe and see where it leads . . .


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Feel free to spike the eggnog!

robeiae
12-17-2005, 02:21 AM
:kiss:

trumancoyote
12-17-2005, 02:22 AM
Feel free to spike the eggnog!

Already done! Now to wait, and then sexually harrass my female coworkers.

mkcbunny
12-17-2005, 02:24 AM
Truman, get your hand off my ***!

robeiae
12-17-2005, 02:26 AM
:kiss:
Oh, puke...yuk!! I think I kissed Truman...

trumancoyote
12-17-2005, 02:27 AM
Mwahhahah.

Coworkers: 0

Egg Nog and Zach: 2

mkcbunny
12-17-2005, 02:29 AM
Where's the woman from accounting who drinks too much punch and starts slobbering all over people?

robeiae
12-17-2005, 02:30 AM
Where's the woman from accounting who drinks too much punch and starts slobbering all over people?
Oooooo...I'm tellin' Jenna what you said about her...

JAlpha
12-17-2005, 02:30 AM
Oh, puke...yuk!! I think I kissed Truman...


Nope! I got your kiss, Rob, and I also got a phone call at the same time, so I couldn't give you your return kiss just as you posted. So know you get two http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/EmoteKiss.gif (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/misc.php?do=getsmilies&wysiwyg=1&forumid=0#) http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/EmoteKiss.gif (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/misc.php?do=getsmilies&wysiwyg=1&forumid=0#)

JAlpha
12-17-2005, 02:32 AM
Already done! Now to wait, and then sexually harrass my female coworkers.

Hey Truman, step over here a little closer to me http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/EmoteKiss.gif (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/misc.php?do=getsmilies&wysiwyg=1&forumid=0#)

trumancoyote
12-17-2005, 02:32 AM
Hey, sweetcheeks! I wanna kiss, too.

EDIT: Oops... I posted that too late.

Hehehe. Janet, I still need to send you the present I brought you from China. It'll be your Christmas present now, I s'pose ^_^; Heheh

JAlpha
12-17-2005, 02:34 AM
Don't forget to invite the lush who sits on the photocopier making the lovely christmas cards you can't put up on your mantel!

There are a lot more things you can do with a photocopier other than just sit on it, put I haven't had enough spiked eggnog yet to show you, http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/EmoteKiss.gif (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/misc.php?do=getsmilies&wysiwyg=1&forumid=0#)

JAlpha
12-17-2005, 02:42 AM
Where's the woman from accounting who drinks too much punch and starts slobbering all over people?

Oh she's here, and she's getting warmed up with her first drink http://photobucket.com/albums/c34/JAlpha/th_EMOSHYShy022.gif (http://photobucket.com/albums/c34/JAlpha/?action=view&current=EMOSHYShy022.gif)

TemlynWriting
12-17-2005, 02:43 AM
It's about time! ;) I've had this user title ("Under the mistletoe") for at least a week now. Bring on the mistletoe! :kiss:

Celia Cyanide
12-17-2005, 02:44 AM
This eggnog is fantastic! Truman, what did you put in here, absinthe?

trumancoyote
12-17-2005, 02:45 AM
Zachsinthe, actually.

Celia Cyanide
12-17-2005, 02:49 AM
Even better ;)

rhymegirl
12-17-2005, 02:50 AM
Somebody put something in the eggnog:

arrowqueen
12-17-2005, 02:54 AM
Absinthe's horrible. It tastes like aniseed balls - and I don't even want to think what Zachsinthe tastes of.

Anybody want a mince pie?

JAlpha
12-17-2005, 03:01 AM
Hi all, thanks for helping to get the party started. I'm actually hosting a holiday party tonight in my home---thus my party mood. So you all "party on" without me, and keep the festive mood going.


I'm leaving some very special gingerbread cookies, they're "hot" out of the oven
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Don't worry, we won't run out, I said they're "special"...they can reproduce themselves

samgail
12-17-2005, 10:32 AM
Don't forget to invite the lush who sits on the photocopier making the lovely christmas cards you can't put up on your mantel!

I will take that as an official invite, thanks KTC.
Arrow, I would adore a mince pie. No thanks on the absinthe for me also, how about drambuie?

Lets get a stereo with some bump and grind music so the first person to get good and drunk can try to dirty dance with Jenna.
Sam
P.S.
Those are really just regular brownies

September skies
12-17-2005, 10:46 AM
Oh, puke...yuk!! I think I kissed Truman...

A little too much eggnog, Rob? LOL

I love holiday parties - such a perfect excuse to act a little wild and somehow it's ok with management. No one here is an "I'm telling" type of person, right?

September skies
12-17-2005, 11:01 AM
Before any of you get any ideas about heading over to the xerox and taking a pic of your butt, you better see this:


Man falls through Xerox (http://www.funnyclipcentral.com/content/xeroxbreak.php)

Do you think any of us here are capable of doing such a stupid thing?

MarkButler
12-17-2005, 11:05 AM
So the secret is not to sit on the glass, but instead to lie face down on the glass so the weight is more evenly distributed?

September skies
12-17-2005, 11:18 AM
So the secret is not to sit on the glass, but instead to lie face down on the glass so the weight is more evenly distributed?

Sure. That's it.
Mark, go try it and let us know if it works. But please .... don't bring us the pictures.

Liam Jackson
12-17-2005, 01:25 PM
You won't have to worry about about any office lushes trying to do the Hustle with Jenna. She won't be on the dance floor. The Queen will be in the balcony hot tub, attended by a gaggle of well-oiled cabana boys.

I have the pictures from the '03 party, somewhere.

JennaGlatzer
12-17-2005, 01:31 PM
LIAM! Don't you get any ideas, boy... I still have some pretty interesting pictures of you, too. :hat: Now... where are those cabana boys, anyway? I've been walking around the mall all night. Surely a foot rub is in order.

Liam Jackson
12-17-2005, 01:35 PM
Jenna, I could have won a bundle betting you'd show up here before the night was over. All I had to do was mention those cabana boys.

Susie
12-17-2005, 09:00 PM
Is the party still on? Hope so! I brought :Cake: :popcorn: :Guitar: :Cake: :TheWave: :partyguy: :snoopy: :banana: :banana: etc, etc.

September skies
12-18-2005, 12:41 AM
Great Susie! Thanks.

Now, has anyone seen Mark? Please don't tell me he hasn't come out of the xerox room yet?

MARK!! Are you ok?

Celia Cyanide
12-18-2005, 01:55 AM
Absinthe's horrible. It tastes like aniseed balls - and I don't even want to think what Zachsinthe tastes of.

I've never had Zachsinth straight, but it's killer as a mixer. Are you sure you don't wanna try this egg nog?

MarkButler
12-18-2005, 02:55 AM
Great Susie! Thanks.

Now, has anyone seen Mark? Please don't tell me he hasn't come out of the xerox room yet?

MARK!! Are you ok?

It WORKS! .... woohoo, they have a "magnification" option on the copier! 150% here I come! Although I think I am getting a sunburn from the copier light

Carole
12-18-2005, 03:30 AM
crap! I show up late and the eggnog is gone. Surely there is a stash of it somewhere. Where's the fridge?

Yeshanu
12-18-2005, 06:33 AM
Don't worry, we won't run out, I said they're "special"...they can reproduce themselves



Um, I think I musta drunk too much eggnog. Those gingerbread, um, persons are doing lewd things in the spare bedroom.

September skies
12-18-2005, 10:03 AM
Oh no! the spare bedroom is off limits!

September skies
12-19-2005, 06:22 AM
darn those gingerbread people - they left crumbs all over the bed

Hey, I've got fresh eggnog, anyone want some?

MacAllister
12-19-2005, 06:42 AM
Hell, yeah! I brought a nice bottle of Myer's rum. Let's get this party back into motion. :D

I love those parties where you kiss people you shouldn't and everything's all awkward for the next week or two...

JennaGlatzer
12-19-2005, 06:59 AM
Mac! :kiss:

Uh-oh... was that awkward?

I can stop making eye contact for a while if you like.

samgail
12-19-2005, 09:11 AM
Don't worry kids I won't post pics on the web, maybe just here.....

samgail
12-19-2005, 09:13 AM
Hey who took my eggnog? Guess that means I need another one, please?

MarkButler
12-19-2005, 09:31 AM
How about some hot buttered rum?

Maryn
12-19-2005, 06:10 PM
How about some hot buttered rum?You left off the "p"...

Maryn, who remembers office parties with a freakin' mimeo machine in the background (worthless, just worthless)

samgail
12-19-2005, 10:28 PM
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ChunkyC
12-19-2005, 11:36 PM
So, I thought I'd get the AW party started by hanging some mistletoe and see where it leads . . .
Possibly here. (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=23863)

And with a name like Chunky, I promise not to sit on the copier. Though I am interested in finding out who'd like to join me on the 'naughty' list. http://bestsmileys.com/misbehaving/10.gif

Celia Cyanide
12-19-2005, 11:46 PM
I have been SOOOO good this year...so I've got one more week of dodging the "naughty list," and then I can chill out until New Years!

Unique
12-19-2005, 11:51 PM
I am interested in finding out who'd like to join me on the 'naughty' list. http://bestsmileys.com/misbehaving/10.gif

I'll join you on the 'naughty' list, CC - if it can be the 'psycho-naughty' list.

Deal?

William Haskins
12-19-2005, 11:57 PM
is there some place around here where i can... smoke?

rhymegirl
12-20-2005, 12:13 AM
Yeah, in the broom closet.

William Haskins
12-20-2005, 12:13 AM
thanks, ma'am.

rhymegirl
12-20-2005, 12:15 AM
That's where we're putting the naughty people.

William Haskins
12-20-2005, 12:25 AM
as long as there's a bong in there.

Perks
12-20-2005, 12:27 AM
A hookah-smoking Haskins might make even me jolly. I've been a bit of a humbug this year.

Jaycinth
12-20-2005, 12:37 AM
OK. I'm going to sit in the corner, here, for awhile and nurse this Jameison. (DOUBLE) But only because Haskins has found the ugliest most 'Lovecraftian' slanted Santa I have ever seen.

William Haskins
12-20-2005, 12:42 AM
Haskins has found the ugliest most 'Lovecraftian' slanted Santa I have ever seen.

that's not nice. i wanted to dress up like santa for my kids, and mrs. haskins said, "you're so damn cute. you should put a picture of yourself on that message board you're always screaming at."

Jaycinth
12-20-2005, 12:51 AM
that's not nice. i wanted to dress up like santa for my kids, and mrs. haskins said, "you're so damn cute. you should put a picture of yourself on that message board you're always screaming at."

I'll bet your kids are just as well adjusted as my kids.
(Hand me that stupid bong. You DO keep the chainsaws locked up and out of gas...don't you?)

William Haskins
12-20-2005, 12:53 AM
if by "locked up and out of gas", you mean fueled up and within arm's reach, then yes.

Perks
12-20-2005, 12:55 AM
You two are a couple of movers and shakers aren't you? I'd be opting for an entire bag of frozen corn and a nap.

Jaycinth
12-20-2005, 01:09 AM
You two are a couple of movers and shakers aren't you? I'd be opting for an entire bag of frozen corn and a nap.

You must be psycho. I wouldn't let my kids anywhere near a bag of frozen corn while I'm napping! Consequently...I do not nap.

And as far as the power tools go. . . .

Unique
12-20-2005, 01:25 AM
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samgail
12-20-2005, 01:29 AM
hey, which one of you jollys has my lighter?

Yeshanu
12-20-2005, 01:31 AM
Quote:
So, I thought I'd get the AW party started by hanging some mistletoe and see where it leads . . .

Possibly here. (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=23863)



Um, I think I've had enough eggnog. I don't want to go there again...

Perks
12-20-2005, 01:31 AM
You must be psycho.

There's one I've never heard before.

samgail
12-20-2005, 01:33 AM
OK. I'm going to sit in the corner, here, for awhile and nurse this Jameison. (DOUBLE) But only because Haskins has found the ugliest most 'Lovecraftian' slanted Santa I have ever seen.
I had to have a shot of jager after I saw it-makes you want to be naughty doesn't it?

Jaycinth
12-20-2005, 01:56 AM
I had to have a shot of jager after I saw it-makes you want to be naughty doesn't it?


Nooooo. A santa than makes me want to be naughty is dressed in a red satin. . .( Oh, there are people under 18 around here...I'll whisper...)
PSSST Pssssst psssst psst. And he has a Pssst pssst psssst pssst pssst pssst and a pssssst psssssssssst pssssst psssssst pssst in his sack, and he psssst pssst and psssst! and pssst pssssssst psssssssst pssst all night long and he's taller than me, straight and works out too.

Haskins Santa makes me want a Glock, silver bullets, a double bladed ax, the chainsaw...all gassed up, knives, a civil war era sword, an ak347, a titanium steel crossbow with exploding bolts and a lot of thick titanium steel doors. Actually, given all of that, I guess I would be set up to be naughty. . .

But, HEY this is a party, so I'm gonna refresh my glass and go sit inthe corner. ( With my crossbow and looking out for Santa. . . )

Celia Cyanide
12-20-2005, 01:56 AM
as long as there's a bong in there.

I never thought I'd say this...but I think I'm going to go party with Haskins...;)

William Haskins
12-20-2005, 02:04 AM
famous last words, my dear...

JAlpha
12-20-2005, 02:32 AM
Possibly here. (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=23863)

And with a name like Chunky, I promise not to sit on the copier. Though I am interested in finding out who'd like to join me on the 'naughty' list. http://bestsmileys.com/misbehaving/10.gif


Gotcha! :kiss:

JAlpha
12-20-2005, 02:34 AM
as long as there's a bong in there.

The bong's right below the mistletoe hanging above you :kiss:

Perks
12-20-2005, 02:39 AM
William and the hookah, siting in a tree
k-i-s-s-i-n-g

JAlpha
12-20-2005, 02:46 AM
Time to restock the bar http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/emoteClap.gif


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JAlpha
12-20-2005, 02:54 AM
William and the hookah, siting in a tree
k-i-s-s-i-n-g

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Celia Cyanide
12-20-2005, 03:06 AM
JAlpha...

Coolest. Smiley. Ever.

robeiae
12-20-2005, 03:08 AM
Designated poser?

That's KTC... :D

Rob :)

Robin Bayne
12-20-2005, 03:55 AM
Time to restock the bar http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/emoteClap.gif


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:popcorn::ROFL:

JAlpha
12-20-2005, 04:01 AM
http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/smilepopcorn.gifhttp://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/EmoteROFL.gif

No fair lurking Robin . . . here comes the conga line http://photobucket.com/albums/c34/JAlpha/th_conga.gif (http://photobucket.com/albums/c34/JAlpha/?action=view&current=conga.gif) Join the party.

samgail
12-21-2005, 02:44 AM
Hey everybody, I have russian tea, strong black coffee and a bottle of Grand Marnier and some Baileys. I don't know about you guys but if barbara streisand sings jingle bells one more time I am going to jingle her bell.
It is just after lunch here and I wouln't mind tossing back a few with you guys. I also have gingerbread men and women so come hang out.
http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/smilepopcorn.gif spiced cider, soda and juice available. Unfortunately the brownies are all loaded.

louisgodwin
12-21-2005, 10:19 AM
Nice to see everybody! Anyone needs me, I'll be in the broom closet.

(knock, knock)

Hey, Haskins, let me in. I brought a quarterbag!

Alphabet
12-21-2005, 03:44 PM
I brought a few friends...

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JennaGlatzer
12-21-2005, 04:09 PM
Unfortunately the brownies are all loaded.

Unfortunately?

underthecity
12-21-2005, 04:35 PM
At almost every one of these parties, someone always gets drunk and takes off his or her shirt.

<looks around>

Well? I don't see anything yet. Should I put my shirt back on?

allen

Melina
12-21-2005, 04:51 PM
Oh, good--I didn't miss it! I really could use a good party about now. Hey, Mac! Where did you leave that Myers? It's my favorite...;)


Melina

JAlpha
12-21-2005, 07:28 PM
At almost every one of these parties, someone always gets drunk and takes off his or her shirt.

<looks around>

Well? I don't see anything yet. Should I put my shirt back on?

allen

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Shadow_Ferret
12-21-2005, 08:21 PM
Am I late?

*looks around*

Was I invited?

E_B
12-21-2005, 08:23 PM
You know where the Myers is kept, in the liquor closet.E_B

Celia Cyanide
12-21-2005, 08:41 PM
Nice to see everybody! Anyone needs me, I'll be in the broom closet.

(knock, knock)

Hey, Haskins, let me in. I brought a quarterbag!

Come on in, Louis! The more the merrier, dude. Just don't spill the bong water.

Jaycinth
12-21-2005, 08:49 PM
Lunch or party???? Lunch or party????? Hmmmmmmmm

Louis, exactly what 'variety' do you have in that bag? You see, I'm at work so I can't drink. . . . .

Shadow_Ferret
12-21-2005, 09:58 PM
We can't smoke at work either. :(

Jaycinth
12-21-2005, 10:06 PM
We can't smoke at work either. :(

Oh. REALLY? Gee, I thought they meant tobacco. . . . We better get new jobs.

samgail
12-21-2005, 10:18 PM
Lunch or party???? Lunch or party????? Hmmmmmmmm

Louis, exactly what 'variety' do you have in that bag? You see, I'm at work so I can't drink. . . . .


Jay, in the crown royal bag on the shelf in the closet is some serious BC chronic and a pipe. It must be pretty good cuz' I think Angelina smiley flashed us!
Sam

Susie
12-21-2005, 10:31 PM
I brought some :Cake: :popcorn: :Guitar: man :PartySmil :TheWave: :snoopy: :banana:

JAlpha
12-21-2005, 11:04 PM
Jay, in the crown royal bag on the shelf in the closet is some serious BC chronic and a pipe. It must be pretty good cuz' I think Angelina smiley flashed us!
Sam

Ya, sure that's who it was . . . Angelina Smilie :ROFL:

Alphabet
12-21-2005, 11:23 PM
Hey Alphabet! I hear all those guys are good bananas.


Yeah, but they do have a tendency to go a bit bananas now and again, and again, and again...

writerterri
12-21-2005, 11:53 PM
Hi everone! Sorry I'm late, I was http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8_2_103.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZUxdm080YYUS). Then surprised with a http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8_2_101.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZUxdm080YYUS) and on my out the door I saw http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8_2_100.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZUxdm080YYUS)and had to pethttp://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8_2_105.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZUxdm080YYUS) . After we got caught up my neighbor gave me tips on http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8_2_106.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZUxdm080YYUS) . Then, of course I had to make one of thesehttp://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/28/28_4_11.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZUxdm080YYUS) and free this poor thing http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8_2_102.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZUxdm080YYUS). I was trying to get here fast when http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/3/3_12_32.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZUxdm080YYUS)pulled me over. I happen to spot http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_18_4.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZUxdm080YYUS) while getting some eggnog and brandy. Then somehttp://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8_2_76v.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZUxdm080YYUS) stopped me in the parking lot and just before I got to my car Johnny Depp pulled up on his Harley danglinghttp://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_15_14.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZUxdm080YYUS) over my head and asked me to go for a ride. I decided I wasn't going to be stupid and pass that opportunity up. Who would?

What a ride...



...darn fiction writers.

JAlpha
12-21-2005, 11:57 PM
What a ride...darn fiction writers.

:Clap: Bravo Writerterri. Your holiday tale is destined to be a classic.

Celia Cyanide
12-21-2005, 11:57 PM
You are in trouble, writerterri. Why did you not bring Johnny Depp to the party? No egg nog for you! ;)

JAlpha
12-22-2005, 12:00 AM
I brought a few friends...

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writerterri
12-22-2005, 01:42 AM
You are in trouble, writerterri. Why did you not bring Johnny Depp to the party? No egg nog for you! ;)



I brought my own. Johnny drank from the carton wanna lick?

writerterri
12-22-2005, 01:45 AM
:Clap: Bravo Writerterri. Your holiday tale is destined to be a classic.


You and your pals need a shot of brandy?

Lets get this partay started.....

I brought a few friends...

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JAlpha
12-22-2005, 02:43 AM
Lets get this partay started.....


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Yippie! Dance contest!!!! http://photobucket.com/albums/c34/JAlpha/th_dancyboy.gif (http://photobucket.com/albums/c34/JAlpha/?action=view&current=dancyboy.gif) The winner get's a big screen TV--I'm sure "the boss" will spring for one http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/EmoteROFL.gif

ChunkyC
12-22-2005, 03:36 AM
Whoa ... what's in those brownies?
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*Chunky's inhibitions, slight that they are at the best of times, have suddenly taken a sabbatical....*

Oh giiiirrrrrrlllllsssssss......
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JAlpha
12-22-2005, 03:55 AM
Whoa ... Oh giiiirrrrrrlllllsssssss......
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Oh ChunkyCcccccc... I'll vote for you in the dance contest if you'll do the limbo http://photobucket.com/albums/c34/JAlpha/th_limbo.gif (http://photobucket.com/albums/c34/JAlpha/?action=view&current=limbo.gif) in that outfit :ROFL:

Unique
12-22-2005, 04:12 AM
Oh, Lawd! I think my laser surgery just failed!

Yeshanu
12-22-2005, 04:54 AM
At almost every one of these parties, someone always gets drunk and takes off his or her shirt.

<looks around>

Well? I don't see anything yet. Should I put my shirt back on?

Yes.

And your pants. And your socks. And your unmentionables...

And get off the table, Allen. The dance floor is, uh, on the floor... ;)

You, too, CC.

Pthom
12-22-2005, 05:07 AM
And your unmentionables....Mine aren't unmentionable.

sheesh.

Underwear is underwear...unless it's worn on top.

But since I don't wear any, I typically lose at strip poker.

*takes out his brushes and paint and puts another log in the fireplace mural.*

unthoughtknown
12-22-2005, 05:28 AM
Speaking of underwear, is there any room at this party for a superhero?


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robeiae
12-22-2005, 05:53 AM
But since I don't wear any, I typically lose at strip poker.
Try not going "all in" with a pair of threes...

Rob :)

louisgodwin
12-22-2005, 09:58 AM
Lunch or party???? Lunch or party????? Hmmmmmmmm

Louis, exactly what 'variety' do you have in that bag? You see, I'm at work so I can't drink. . . . .

My dear, this is premium high-quality Redhair...

Hey, Haskins, don't be stingy! Pass the bong around.

samgail
12-22-2005, 10:23 AM
Louis, we were tired of hotboxing and decided to take over the back bedroom,
grab that bag and get back there. I am going out on the deck for a cig and a swig from the bottle of champagne chillin in the snowbank. When I come back in I am going to shake my groove thang for awhile so save me a dance CC ok?
Sam

rhymegirl
12-22-2005, 04:20 PM
You are in trouble, writerterri. Why did you not bring Johnny Depp to the party? No egg nog for you! ;)

She did bring him. Here he is:

Celia Cyanide
12-22-2005, 06:33 PM
*swoon* Johnny, come hang out with us the the broom closet! We got some acting stuff to talk about!

PeeDee
12-22-2005, 07:43 PM
I, and Wombat, and Graydon Hamster, are now in the hizzy. Let's get the party started riiiiiiight.

(he says, five pages into the party.)

*ahem*

*Finds a potted plant and looks interested.*

PeeDee
12-22-2005, 07:44 PM
http://stuff.ratjed.com/upload/2003-11-20-Santa-santa_ba1.jpg

Jaycinth
12-22-2005, 10:39 PM
Moved From Hamster House: Well, at least you got the reference.

Fine. I see your sunken R'yleth and Pin Head, and I give you 1) An ARMY of DARKNESS, 2) Great Cthulu who lies in death dreaming (but will be really P.O.ed at you when he gets up) 3) DVD copy of Gigli, set on repeat, with your eyes taped open 4) Other Bad Things 5) The kidnapping of your pets.

So there.
__________________

You *snicker* are planning to * snicker* kidnap *snicker* my PETS!! my pretties, my lurkers in the darkness? Hey. I'll put down the crossbow to watch that.

I've got a Lloigor and a Dagon that say you are bluffing.

*exhales a puff of smoke, downs a shot of Jack Black and pushes hair out of eyes* * Smiles...not pleasantly*

September skies
12-22-2005, 10:43 PM
http://stuff.ratjed.com/upload/2003-11-20-Santa-santa_ba1.jpg And people thought those were coals!

PeeDee
12-23-2005, 12:28 AM
You *snicker* are planning to * snicker* kidnap *snicker* my PETS!! my pretties, my lurkers in the darkness? Hey. I'll put down the crossbow to watch that.

I've got a Lloigor and a Dagon that say you are bluffing.

*exhales a puff of smoke, downs a shot of Jack Black and pushes hair out of eyes* * Smiles...not pleasantly*[/QUOTE]

*Dresses your pets in spandex.*

Boooo-yah. Buh-ring it! (I've made those into two seperate words.)

When you downed a shot of Jack Black, do you mean the actor? Did he come with Johnny Depp? 'Cuz you're very strange.

Sleep warily, madame, lest you take a shot of the Lloigor instead...!

(Ominous music...........now.)

Jaycinth
12-23-2005, 01:21 AM
*Dresses your pets in spandex.*

Boooo-yah. Buh-ring it! (I've made those into two seperate words.)

When you downed a shot of Jack Black, do you mean the actor? Did he come with Johnny Depp? 'Cuz you're very strange.

Sleep warily, madame, lest you take a shot of the Lloigor instead...!

(Ominous music...........now.)
SLEEP!!!???? Sleep has ALWAYS been optional.
Now this is an interesting turn, I didn't mean the Actor, although he is rather scrumptious, and I think I'd get in trouble if I put Johnny Depp in a blender. . .
Ok, enough with the distractions. My Dholes eat spandex for breakfast. Better watch your*$$!
*Takes a sip of a steaming, viscous, black liquid brewed on the plateaus of Leng*

So, uh, you don't have anything to beat a Lloigor and Dagon? How sad for you. Listen, I'll take your left foot. Go have a drink and we canplay some more. I mean, until you run out of body parts, that is.

PeeDee
12-23-2005, 01:23 AM
*pretends not to know the crazy-weird Jaycinth*

*sidles up to the bar, and the ladyz*

Heyyyyyyy.

PeeDee
12-23-2005, 01:26 AM
Movie time!

Let's all watch The Exorcist (http://www.angryalien.com/0204/exorcistbunnies.html)! That's a good, Christmas cheer-y movie!

CACTUSWENDY
12-23-2005, 01:42 AM
:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: Popcorn all around ...for those that like extra butter.....and lots of snow...opppss....i mean salt....


WISHING YOU ALL THE BEST BOOK/SCREEN PLAY/MOVIE DEAL THE NEW YEAR CAN BRING YOU.

THANK YOU FOR THE WARM FUZZIES YOU HAVE BROUGHT MY WAY THIS LAST YEAR.

(looking around for that punch bowl, the one with the really neat stuff in it.)
:popcorn:

Unique
12-23-2005, 02:53 AM
Cactus Wendy! So good to see you. Here, have some punch or would you rather have eggnog?

Watch out for the 'meat tray' on the buffet. We're not sure what's on it - it started out as ham but it may be ham-ster. But the veggie plate and dip are fine.

maestrowork
12-23-2005, 02:58 AM
Merry Christmas
Happy Holidays
Happy Hanukkah
Happy Diwali
Happy Winter Solstice...

And a little Christmas carol for you:

http://christmaschebacca.ytmnd.com

JAlpha
12-23-2005, 02:58 AM
Hi, Cactus Wendy :hi:

Happy Holidays to you too!

We've got a popcorn machine now, http://photobucket.com/albums/c34/JAlpha/th_ENTR07F.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/c34/JAlpha/?action=view&current=ENTR07F.jpg) so stay awhile :)


I had to order it for all those people in the closet with a bad case of the munchies.

JAlpha
12-23-2005, 03:07 AM
Merry Christmas
Happy Holidays
Happy Hanukkah
Happy Diwali
Happy Winter Solstice...

And a little Christmas carol for you:

http://christmaschebacca.ytmnd.com (http://christmaschebacca.ytmnd.com/)


WOW! I've never met anyone who brought their own hot tub to an office party!

http://photobucket.com/albums/c34/JAlpha/th_INBath1HotTubeHL2.gif (http://photobucket.com/albums/c34/JAlpha/?action=view&current=INBath1HotTubeHL2.gif) You really are the King of Cool :Hail:

samgail
12-23-2005, 04:09 AM
We've got a popcorn machine now, http://photobucket.com/albums/c34/JAlpha/th_ENTR07F.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/c34/JAlpha/?action=view&current=ENTR07F.jpg) so stay awhile :)


I had to order it for all those people in the closet with a bad case of the munchies.



We are out of the closet and in the back bedroom now-fyi we need another lighter.
Thanks for the popcorn ladies I am looking forward to it. I also have a few bottles of the good stuff so help yourself.
It is Thursday and sports do not take christmas break, so I am off to do my Thursday thing-Later
Sam
Crown royal bag in the back bedroom should still have some BC bud-smoke it if you've got it!

Elincoln
12-23-2005, 08:56 AM
Yes, I know. I'm a day late for Winter Solstice. Been busy. So here's my blessing:

Festive Nights to you and yours
From snowy mountains to distant shores
Just remember what you've seen
Last night in the Heavens that brightly gleam

For that light is there to show the way
While you party and merrily play
Back to the warmth of your quilted beds
With dreams of friends and laughter through your heads

For in this season of winter's light
My simple wish to all at Absolute Write
Is that you find happiness, peace and joy
And the Blessings of Winter for every girl and boy

Happy Holidays Everyone! See you all next Year.

JAlpha
12-24-2005, 12:19 AM
Yes, I know. I'm a day late for Winter Solstice. Been busy. So here's my blessing:

Festive Nights to you and yours
From snowy mountains to distant shores
Just remember what you've seen
Last night in the Heavens that brightly gleam

For that light is there to show the way
While you party and merrily play
Back to the warmth of your quilted beds
With dreams of friends and laughter through your heads

For in this season of winter's light
My simple wish to all at Absolute Write
Is that you find happiness, peace and joy
And the Blessings of Winter for every girl and boy

Happy Holidays Everyone! See you all next Year.


What a wonderful holiday blessing http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/emoteClap.gif
We're serving cherry cheesecake this afternoon, enjoy http://photobucket.com/albums/c34/JAlpha/th_FOCake18strawberrytarte.gif (http://photobucket.com/albums/c34/JAlpha/?action=view&current=FOCake18strawberrytarte.gif)

PeeDee
12-24-2005, 05:45 AM
Popcorn all around ...for those that like extra butter.....and lots of snow...opppss....i mean salt....


WISHING YOU ALL THE BEST BOOK/SCREEN PLAY/MOVIE DEAL THE NEW YEAR CAN BRING YOU.

THANK YOU FOR THE WARM FUZZIES YOU HAVE BROUGHT MY WAY THIS LAST YEAR.

(looking around for that punch bowl, the one with the really neat stuff in it.)


Anyone else want some warm fuzzies?

PrettySpecialGal
12-24-2005, 09:28 AM
mememememe! I can always use something warm and fuzzy.......hehe

brokenfingers
12-24-2005, 10:59 AM
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah and Happy Holidays, Everyone.

MacAllister
12-24-2005, 04:34 PM
My warmest wishes for happiness and bright blessings for all our AW folks. :) Merry Christmas, everyone. May you enjoy good health, love, and joy in the coming year.

Susie
12-24-2005, 05:16 PM
Happy Holidays to one and all
May your presents stand ten feet tall.
I hope it's everything you want it to be
Hope family an friends are what you get to see.
May your time be merry and fun
Much love and joy to everyone!

H-A-P-P-Y H-O-L-I-D-A-Y-S!!!

PeeDee
12-24-2005, 09:01 PM
Well, on as close to a serious note as I'm going to get;

Merry Christmas, guys. This is an amazing place, full of wonderful people, quite a lot of them writers. It's the sort of community I wish I'd found years ago. I would've certainly asked for it for Christmas.

Love you folk. Even (especially) the loonies.

:hooray:

ChunkyC
12-24-2005, 10:43 PM
Why thank you, PeeDee. For evidence of my loonie-ness, I actually agreed to help Jenna run this place -- okay, she made me do it. But I'm not sorry in the least.

I too love this joint. Pass the eggnog, Santa's on the way!

http://bestsmileys.com/christmas1/14.gif

Okay, who put the rocks in the sleigh?

mkcbunny
12-25-2005, 01:16 AM
Man, all these parties. I slept until NOON today! Wow. I love vacation.

Any eggnog left? I hope it wasn't sitting out all night???

PeeDee
12-25-2005, 01:25 AM
It's okay, the alcohol keeps it pretty fresh... :)

rhymegirl
12-25-2005, 01:29 AM
Here are some carolers to add some music to this party:

PeeDee
12-25-2005, 01:34 AM
Yes, but what are they singing (http://www.geocities.com/weirdal3kwavs/christmas_at_ground_zero.wav)?

JAlpha
12-25-2005, 02:08 AM
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/JAlpha/HOXmasZZline004HL.gif (http://photobucket.com/albums/c34/JAlpha/?)

mkcbunny
12-25-2005, 02:25 AM
2:25 and I've now showered. I know you all appreciate that.

PeeDee
12-25-2005, 03:24 AM
Those of us downthread of you certainly appreciate it.

I cannot complain, though. 5:24pm, and I've just now finished writing and put on pants.

reph
12-25-2005, 05:58 AM
For those who haven't had too much Christmas music yet, this one is cute:

http://www.reuters.hu/card_dom/index_content.html

My-Immortal
12-25-2005, 07:34 AM
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and Happy New Year to all of you. May you all have a very wonderful holiday season and 2006 find you healthy, happy, safe, and published! ;)

Take care all -

triceretops
12-25-2005, 07:58 AM
Bless all your hearts--jus luv you all. Merry Christmas, happy holidays to everyone at AW.

Tri