In April of last year, I was passing a used bookstore about ten minutes’ walk from my apartment when I saw a sign in the window saying part-time help was wanted.
I decided two out of three wasn’t bad, so despite being more of an unbeliever than Thomas Covenant, I went in and said I was interested in the position. The owner, who claimed to be a psychic, said she needed someone to handle the store on Saturdays so she could give readings and commune with the spirits and so on.
That worked well with my schedule, because for the rest of the year I would be doing clinical placement in a hospital, leaving my weekends free. And as well as being very familiar with books, I’d worked in customer service for a medical laboratory network for over two years before going back to college, so I felt sure I could handle this.
As for the open-to-the-paranormal part, it never actually came up during the interview, so I shrugged it off. When I was in the Middle East, I’d worked for a church despite being an atheist, so this didn’t seem any different.
No matter which country I’m in, I’ll do pretty much anything for my bank account, which was starting to run low in my last year of college. The psychic bookstore wasn’t paying much, but it would still cover half my rent, especially since I would be paid under the table.
What I did find odd, though, was the psychic asking for a reference (which my landlady provided) and then writing up a contract the likes of which I had never seen before. One paragraph is reproduced verbatim below:
Slightly less peculiar was a statement about my salary being paid biweekly upon my presenting an invoice (remember that, folks, because it’ll come up later). There was also a paragraph about regular staff meetings, and when I asked if these staff meetings would consist of the two of us sitting down to talk about something, she crossed it out. I thought it was ludicrous, but the contract was only for two months, so I signed it.
Then she said she needed a copy of my Social Insurance card. I didn’t like the sound of that, and I didn’t see why she needed it, given that she wasn’t reporting my salary to the government. So I said I would bring my card next week, and that was the last I ever heard of it – she seemed to have forgotten all about it by the time next week came.
It was not the first indication that I’d taken on the weirdest job of my life, but I had no idea just how bizarre things would get.
To be continued…
Must be familiar with books, friendly to customers and open to the paranormal.
I decided two out of three wasn’t bad, so despite being more of an unbeliever than Thomas Covenant, I went in and said I was interested in the position. The owner, who claimed to be a psychic, said she needed someone to handle the store on Saturdays so she could give readings and commune with the spirits and so on.
That worked well with my schedule, because for the rest of the year I would be doing clinical placement in a hospital, leaving my weekends free. And as well as being very familiar with books, I’d worked in customer service for a medical laboratory network for over two years before going back to college, so I felt sure I could handle this.
As for the open-to-the-paranormal part, it never actually came up during the interview, so I shrugged it off. When I was in the Middle East, I’d worked for a church despite being an atheist, so this didn’t seem any different.
No matter which country I’m in, I’ll do pretty much anything for my bank account, which was starting to run low in my last year of college. The psychic bookstore wasn’t paying much, but it would still cover half my rent, especially since I would be paid under the table.
What I did find odd, though, was the psychic asking for a reference (which my landlady provided) and then writing up a contract the likes of which I had never seen before. One paragraph is reproduced verbatim below:
The Employee, if through an act of God is not able to receive wages this will not in anyway, shape or form be encumbered upon the owner to provide for those lost wages. Again through no fault of my own if I get sick or there is a power shortage and all manner that I have no control over them I shall not be responsible for loss wages that the employee may incur. If the employee to sick, they will need a doctors note saying not to work. If I deem the Employee too sick to fulfil their duties, they will be sent home and I shall not incur the responsible for loss wages.
Slightly less peculiar was a statement about my salary being paid biweekly upon my presenting an invoice (remember that, folks, because it’ll come up later). There was also a paragraph about regular staff meetings, and when I asked if these staff meetings would consist of the two of us sitting down to talk about something, she crossed it out. I thought it was ludicrous, but the contract was only for two months, so I signed it.
Then she said she needed a copy of my Social Insurance card. I didn’t like the sound of that, and I didn’t see why she needed it, given that she wasn’t reporting my salary to the government. So I said I would bring my card next week, and that was the last I ever heard of it – she seemed to have forgotten all about it by the time next week came.
It was not the first indication that I’d taken on the weirdest job of my life, but I had no idea just how bizarre things would get.
To be continued…