The He-Man Woman Haters Club

PeeDee · Dec 15, 2005

(The thread title is not sexist, it's a quote from...can anyone guess?)

I figured, since we got kicked out of the girls' thread, us Real Men can come here and talk about Manly Topics. So. Discuss Manly Topics!

...

......

....*ahem*

All right. So. What music are you listening to. And what do you WANT to be listenign to?

William Haskins · Dec 15, 2005

it's the club on "the little bastards".

PeeDee · Dec 15, 2005

Someone's a wee bit bitter...

Of course, that doesn't tell us what music you're listening to.

William Haskins · Dec 15, 2005

kula shaker, at the moment.

Shadow_Ferret · Dec 15, 2005

Some Gentle Giant.

Not that I'm a Woman Hater. Just a He-Man.

By the power of Greyskull!

robeiae · Dec 15, 2005

William Haskins said:
it's the club on "the little bastards".

Do you still remember the "high sign"?

Rob

PeeDee · Dec 15, 2005

honestly, I barely remember any of it. I haven't seen the show, or the movie, in a very long time.

(I'm not much of a woman-hater either. *Trademark Charming Grin*)

Er. Oh. And I'm listening to "My Chemical Romance, Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge right now."

Celia Cyanide · Dec 15, 2005

I'm listening to Fugazi. I'm sorry, but they're dudes.

Poor Darla, she tried to form the she-woman man haters club, but there were no other girls on the show.

PeeDee · Dec 15, 2005

Plus "She-woman Man Haters Club" is hard to say...

Lantern Jack · Dec 15, 2005

Yeah, women suck. 'Cept for Mrs. Jenna, and Elisa, and Zach (no, just messin'), and, maybe, Celia, if she'd just take off that damn ninja costume.

PeeDee · Dec 15, 2005

*stones lantern jack. With rocks, that is.*

*ahem*

Yay for women!

Shadow_Ferret · Dec 15, 2005

PeeDee said:
Yay for women!

Um. WHy are we in here again?

PeeDee · Dec 15, 2005

I have no idea. The problem is, a Women-Haters Club only works up till the age when your hormones begin to test-fire. Then, you're repainting the sign "Real Handsome Man Club, Women Welcome - PLEASE!"

We're here because we're all strong, independent men. We don't need women to feed us. Here, we can swap manly stories.

As soon as I have one, I fully intend to swap it.

Celia Cyanide · Dec 15, 2005

Lantern Jack said:
Yeah, women suck. 'Cept for Mrs. Jenna, and Elisa, and Zach (no, just messin'), and, maybe, Celia, if she'd just take off that damn ninja costume.

And wear what? My zombie costume? Or my Battle Royale costume? I don't think so. And it's a ninja uniform, btw.

PeeDee · Dec 15, 2005

AAAAAAAHHH!!! It's a girl!

*ahem*

Battle Royale costume? Hm. I must investigate.

September skies · Dec 15, 2005

PeeDee said:
I figured, since we got kicked out of the girls' thread, us Real Men can come here and talk about Manly Topics. So. Discuss Manly Topics!

LOL - but you didn't stay out of the girls' thread - I saw you there just a few minutes ago.
But don't mind me - I just dropped by to see if it's true that

Real Men Wear Pink

and I don't see any of you wearing pink......
plus, you aren't discussing "manly" topics.

I feel jipped.

PeeDee · Dec 15, 2005

*hem hem*

the other day, when I finished working at the factory, I went down to the bar on my Harley Davidson motorcycle where I met up with my Manly Buddies. I showed them my new tattooes. It hurt getting them, but Pain Does Not Bother Me.

While stroking my facial hair, I noticed a barroom brawl beginning, so I flexed my impressive muscles and stepped up, jumping into the manly fight. Fortunately, after I had laid waste to a number of burly truck drivers, the football game started. So we settled down and drank copious amounts of beer while sitting in a bar where some people were smoking and swearing, and we watched the game on the big screen.

Sincerely,
Pete.
Who does not understand the current fad whereby men wear pink, does not think it looks cool, thinks it looks stupid, and suspects he is just getting a bit old and cranky.

(P.S. I wusn't in no gurly thread.)

writerterri · Dec 15, 2005

PeeDee said:
*hem hem*

the other day, when I finished working at the factory, I went down to the bar on my Harley Davidson motorcycle where I met up with my Manly Buddies. I showed them my new tattooes. It hurt getting them, but Pain Does Not Bother Me.

While stroking my facial hair, I noticed a barroom brawl beginning, so I flexed my impressive muscles and stepped up, jumping into the manly fight. Fortunately, after I had laid waste to a number of burly truck drivers, the football game started. So we settled down and drank copious amounts of beer while sitting in a bar where some people were smoking and swearing, and we watched the game on the big screen. Wondering if my wife would approve of my behavior and feeling terribly guilty about not being home helping out with the chores. Maybe I should stop and get some flowers and take her out to eat then buy her a new pair of shoes. And being her love slave for a week wouldn't be all that boring....

Sincerely,
Pete.
Who does not understand the current fad whereby men wear pink, does not think it looks cool, thinks it looks stupid, and suspects he is just getting a bit old and cranky.

(P.S. I wusn't in no gurly thread.)

Girls rule!

rhymegirl · Dec 15, 2005

GIRLS RULE!!!

Shadow_Ferret · Dec 15, 2005

It's not pink!

It's salmon.

rhymegirl · Dec 15, 2005

GIRLS RULE GIRLS RULE GIRLS RULE GIRLS RULE

writerterri · Dec 15, 2005

All boys want a girl (the manly ones anyway), it's why we rule.

Take these notes and put them in your pocket for reference.

Girls only do 2 things right:

1. Everything they say,
2. and everything they do.

Boys only have 2 faults:

( refer to 1. & 2.)

*say cheese*

robeiae · Dec 15, 2005

Chicks are soft and weak. But they usually smell okay.

Rob

writerterri · Dec 15, 2005

robeiae said:
Chicks are soft and weak. But they usually smell okay.

Rob

I'll take that as a compliment.

PeeDee · Dec 15, 2005

*sigh* I am defeated. I hang my head in shame. I have lost.

*graceful sidestep beside WriterTerri.*

Heyyyyyy. See the Pick-Up-Line Thread for all the smooth things I could say to you right here.

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