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M.Charles
01-29-2012, 06:25 AM
I started a thread like this in another group, and thought it would be fun to do here.

Confessions can be funny, frivilous, serious, anything you want!

I'll start:

I confess that I'm a bit of a burger snob. However, Wolf (aka Mr.Imp) took Wolf Jr and Impette out sledding, and went by McD on the way home...and brought me a dble big M. I snarfled that puppy down in about 5 minutes, groaning, "This is sooooooooooo good" btwn bites.

I further confess I hadn't had McD in over a year.

Jehhillenberg
01-29-2012, 06:33 AM
I confess that I'm a chronic procrastinator -- but aren't we all? :D

M.Charles
01-29-2012, 07:22 AM
I confess that, while friends complimenting my writing is a nice ego boost, it's completely useless as feedback.

Susie
01-29-2012, 07:25 AM
I confess that I don't eat as much chocolate in our other world as I do here. (But it's kinda hard to tell for sure) :)

AbielleRose
01-29-2012, 07:30 AM
I confess I love the smell of car gasoline. When I'm at the gas staion, I love inhaling the air outside. Its soothing to me, for some odd reason.

*is really weird*

Ari Meermans
01-29-2012, 07:45 AM
I confess that I don't eat as much chocolate in our other world as I do here. (But it's kinda hard to tell for sure) :)

I confess I've been eating your share as well as my own. :D

Jehhillenberg
01-29-2012, 07:47 AM
I confess I love the smell of car gasoline. When I'm at the gas staion, I love inhaling the air outside. Its soothing to me, for some odd reason.

*is really weird*

Abby it's so crazy how much we have in common on here! I used to love sniffing gas when I was younger. I kinda still do. It's crazy :D

AbielleRose
01-29-2012, 07:57 AM
Abby it's so crazy how much we have in common on here! I used to love sniffing gas when I was younger. I kinda still do. It's crazy :D

Dude, what if we're a real life 'Sister Sister' situation? Separated at birth, brought together once again by fate...

*comtenplates the wonders of the universe*

*get distracted by Susie's cake*

Ooh, chocolate...

Cliff Face
01-29-2012, 08:06 AM
I confess that I can say some really stupid things if I don't think first, and then pretend I meant something else to save face.

M.Charles
01-29-2012, 08:17 AM
I confess that I eat more Smarties candies in one sitting than the entire Duggar family would eat, if they weren't having some damned** macaroni helper concoction again instead.

(**their words, not mine--I'm just the messenger here...)
Here's the important thing...are they yummy Canadian Smarties, or icky American Smarties that Canadians know as 'Rockets'?

I confess I hate Rockets. Blech.

M.Charles
01-29-2012, 09:16 AM
Excellent--a connosu...a conisu....a Smarties expert! Well done--yes the Canadian product, while looking identical to the New Jersey product, does feature more flavor...but it is usually only distributed here during high demand periods such as Halloween and the day after this post appears. You're right on all counts.
Only around Hallowe'en here too.

Canadian smarties rock. So does Coffee Crisp.
<<<~~~~Canadian, eh!

SinisterCola
01-29-2012, 09:10 PM
I confess that I don't drink Coke as much anymore...now it's stuff:

http://i.imgur.com/lG4uY.jpg

IT'S PINK AND SO SINISTER!

M.Charles
01-29-2012, 10:03 PM
I confess that I don't drink Coke as much anymore...now it's stuff:

http://i.imgur.com/lG4uY.jpg

IT'S PINK AND SO SINISTER!
Oh hey...haven't seen that on the shelves...

backslashbaby
01-29-2012, 10:09 PM
I confess that I just can't pack lightly. I try so hard, and my suitcase is still big and heavy. Physics is bent when I pack; dunno.

crunchyblanket
01-29-2012, 10:13 PM
I confess that I can't leave my piercings alone. I fiddle relentlessly with them. I must look like a real weirdo.

Oh, and related, I confess that it takes me a month to wear new jewellery. It feels 'unlucky' to wear it right away. This is probably why I don't wear much jewellery :D

M.Charles
01-29-2012, 10:47 PM
I confess that while I love jewelery, it doesn't love me.

Every single necklace Wolf's bought me has snapped.

I lose an earring from every pair.

So far, only my wedding band has survived.

DeleyanLee
01-29-2012, 10:52 PM
I confess that I really don't like chocolate.

But on the other hand, that leaves more for everyone who does. ;)

SinisterCola
01-30-2012, 05:41 AM
I also confess that my suitcase combination is 1-2-3-4-5.

(Rep points for anyone who gets the reference ;) )

Wicked
01-30-2012, 05:58 AM
I also confess that my suitcase combination is 1-2-3-4-5.

(Rep points for anyone who gets the reference ;) )

:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6iW-8xPw3k&feature=related

Ctairo
01-30-2012, 06:03 AM
I confess I'm very happy AW has an Ignore feature. I also confess I wish RL had something similar.

WriteMinded
01-30-2012, 09:32 PM
I confess I love cigarette smoke. I quit in late 2004 (for the 5th time). Every time I find a guilty smoker (smokers are all "guilty" in California) outside the mall, a grocery store. or a movie theater, I find a reason to stand close to them and take deep breaths.

It gets funny sometimes when they try to move away from me, not wanting to offend.

M.Charles
01-30-2012, 10:03 PM
I confess, that upon finding out that my town house complex was locked down by the police, I had the urge to order pizza.

I further confess that the only reason I didn't is b/c I don't think anyone offers 30 mins or free anymore.:evil

randi.lee
01-30-2012, 10:04 PM
I confess that I'm addicted to Harvest Moon.

shyne
01-30-2012, 10:31 PM
I like big butts

And I cannot lie

M.Charles
01-31-2012, 12:47 AM
*snicker*

I like hockey player butt.

It's why I don't complain when Wolf goes to play.

L.J.
01-31-2012, 01:31 AM
Salt.

Devil Ledbetter
01-31-2012, 01:37 AM
I don't want to read about you or your kid puking, vomiting, barfing, horking, throwing up or having any other uncontrolled bodily expulsions of sick, disgusting grossness. It doesn't make me feel sorry for you, it makes me think you're a nauseous attention whore.

Facebook friends, I'm looking at you.

LadyVonFright
02-01-2012, 07:25 PM
i confess that i don't write as much as i should, i spend most of my "writing" time daydreaming...and then i forget to write it down :/

shyne
02-01-2012, 07:47 PM
That I recently and intentionally put myself in a situation where unhappiness would abound just so I'd have something to write about.

M.Charles
02-01-2012, 11:29 PM
I confess that I'm hanging out at AW instead of editing and writing.

I confess that fear is still the issue.

lizbeth dylan
02-01-2012, 11:36 PM
I confess that I'm addicted to all the drama on the "Real Housewives" series and have them all set to DVR.

A Girl In A Dress
02-02-2012, 01:44 AM
I confess that I cheated on a spelling test in second grade. I didn't know how to spell "poison."

Lavern08
02-02-2012, 01:54 AM
I confess that I wait a day or two before returning phone calls from my Mom. http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif

kayleamay
02-02-2012, 01:56 AM
That I recently and intentionally put myself in a situation where unhappiness would abound just so I'd have something to write about.

I confess that I recently and intentionally invited Shyne to my family reunion so he'd have something to write about.

shyne
02-02-2012, 02:00 AM
I confess that I recently and intentionally invited Shyne to my family reunion so he'd have something to write about.

I confess that I did a live webcast while talking to kaylemay's family.

Archerbird
02-02-2012, 02:26 AM
I confess that I turn off my phone on the days I'm not working so that my boss can't reach me, and now he thinks it's broken. :D

M.Charles
02-02-2012, 03:38 AM
I confess that I've successfully dodged MIL's calls since Christmas. She calls at least once a week.

I further confess that I don't feel at all guilty, and avoiding her is a mental health issue.

lizbeth dylan
02-02-2012, 03:41 AM
I confess that I often use the local time & temperature number for forms or in stores where I know they will bombard me with telemarketing calls.

Stlight
02-02-2012, 04:02 AM
^^^
That's brilliant!!!!!!!!

You get the rest of the quarter's exclamation points.

Escape Artist
02-02-2012, 08:11 PM
I confess that I gots Terrible fever. Ya dig?

LadyVonFright
02-02-2012, 09:03 PM
i confess every dec 21st i check the weather network to find out what time the sun rises and sets just so i can notice the days getting longer

SinisterCola
02-03-2012, 03:26 AM
I confess that I put on my bulky headphones and pretend to listen to music just so I can see if people talk about me while I blast some dubstep :D

Spiral
02-03-2012, 05:18 AM
I confess that while I love jewelery, it doesn't love me.

Every single necklace Wolf's bought me has snapped.

I lose an earring from every pair.

So far, only my wedding band has survived.

I lost my first wedding ring after a fall while horse-back riding. (I'd stuffed it in my bra, because really, it's not as if I was expecting to fall off, and thought my bra was a perfectly safe place for it) The horse decided to high-tail it, and I was so busy trying to catch the damn thing that I couldn't find the ring.

I confess to being glad I lost it, because the ring I got to replace it is really, really pretty :)


I confess I love cigarette smoke. I quit in late 2004 (for the 5th time). Every time I find a guilty smoker (smokers are all "guilty" in California) outside the mall, a grocery store. or a movie theater, I find a reason to stand close to them and take deep breaths.

It gets funny sometimes when they try to move away from me, not wanting to offend.

I confess to being a guilty smoker. I only smoke at home, outside, when the kids aren't around. I try to hide it from them, because they think I quit a while ago. (I did, but I fell off the wagon)

John R. Gambit
02-15-2012, 11:15 AM
I confess that I'm a chronic procrastinator -- but aren't we all? :D

Oh, you said procrastinator! I had a whole different reply written up. Phew.